Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) / Redsky

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime knoe, iff Ime didnot knoe enny betterer Ime woud fink shee was sutch an sweete, sweete liddol gurl catte 😹😹

2/9/2025, 7:52:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

When tha qwestion is "am I too blayme", if it is yoo askin, tha answer is allways Yass.

2/9/2025, 7:19:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

🧡🧡

2/9/2025, 6:50:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Fankyoo!!!

2/9/2025, 6:49:17 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Joanne Hall (@hierath77.bsky.social) reposted

If you are in the Edmonton area Fiasco is still missing - please check garages and sheds and engines! Let's get him home, please share x

2/9/2025, 6:08:04 PM | 298 289 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Waow Augglie, thisis soo coole!!!

2/9/2025, 6:46:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Can Ime has chiggen tacos fore mee, mumm an Joels pleese!! Ime foned mine ordre inn earlyer. #tacocat #catsofbluesky #imeremeboredtooharshtog

Eli the orange and white cat is playing with a banana toy. These toys are actually phones which the Bluesky cat community all use to order food from Flanoy's taco truck.

2/9/2025, 5:51:52 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social)

Waht woud yoo laik too wotch mumm?

Eli the orange and white cat has custody of the remote control

2/9/2025, 5:13:12 PM | 180 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Itis sayfe naow Flerkle!

2/9/2025, 4:55:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Sweet Charlie 💙✌️🐾📚☕🦕🦖🐓🐶🐱 (@teresalouise.bsky.social) reposted

#cats 🐾❤️ 🐾😸

a cartoon of a robot sitting in the floor with a cat in it's lap - behind the robot is a glassed in room with two people looking out and they can only see the robots back... one person is telling the other 'It refuses to move - maybe the remote's broken' 😸

2/9/2025, 2:58:46 PM | 88 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oah yoo sooo luckee!!!!

2/9/2025, 3:13:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dagmar Faye (@dagmarfaye.bsky.social) reposted

#LiveNreakingMews #CatsOfBluesky @jeanchimera.bsky.social

Photoshopped screen shot looks like a cable news broadcast with a cat named Tomcat Brokaw in a suit as the anchor. Includes photo of a man lifting his glasses and looking confusedly at a computer Headline reads “WTF??? Yeowww! Catnip Company social media director completely baffled by weekend events. Who’s in your Skircle?”

2/9/2025, 2:36:44 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Fankyoo!

2/9/2025, 3:11:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hai Sniffles!!!!

2/9/2025, 3:07:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime bett HIMS didnot gett an demerrit...😾

2/9/2025, 3:04:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oah mine DOGG thissis wunferful to see!! 🧡🧡

2/9/2025, 3:03:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social)

Wel @itsflanoy.bsky.social , yoo fink Mickweeen iss bigg an distrucktiv??!!

2/9/2025, 7:25:24 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Augglie thatiss sum seerius tallant, an Ime dusnot saye thatt litely!!!

2/9/2025, 6:40:14 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Seemes abowt rite!

2/9/2025, 6:37:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow!! Impurredsiv!!!

2/9/2025, 6:34:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Ten Lives Cat Centre (@tenlives.com.au) reposted

Say hello to fabulous Francine! With her loving and friendly nature, this sweet girl is sure to win your heart. ❤️ Adopt Francine - https://tenlives.com.au/adopt/22307

2/9/2025, 12:32:52 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime is honnored toobee inn yore skirckel! 🧡

2/9/2025, 6:32:52 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Itis Ludoes chare, ov corse thems cannut throe awaye!

2/9/2025, 6:27:40 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime is 14.9lb and vett sed nott fatty, juss an verry bigg catte. Vet was not soo pleesed wehm Ime was 17lb butt that is ainshunt hisstorry!!

2/9/2025, 6:24:56 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime woud saye thatt iff yoo plannd tha seckond one, tha ferst one iss inevitabubble.

2/9/2025, 6:12:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime is not skared ov dem, juss nott intchrested...

2/9/2025, 6:06:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Whomst coud nott?! 🧡

2/9/2025, 6:04:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Fankyoo, itis goode too hav an diffinitiv anser too thatt aige oald qweschun!

1/9/2025, 7:57:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hav an grate daye Augglie!! 🧡

1/9/2025, 5:10:22 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime is nott impurressed wiv tha bobbols reely...

1/9/2025, 5:09:28 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime fink so.

1/9/2025, 4:22:27 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Thems iss hardtoo fynd inn tha Youkay, mine mumm wil keepe lookin!

1/9/2025, 4:15:17 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oah!! Ime wass awaik, muss hav leff itt onn sylent. Sorrey Augglie.

1/9/2025, 4:13:24 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoo yoo calling onn tha nanafone Augglie?

1/9/2025, 3:04:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yess. Yess yoo ams! 🧡🧡

1/9/2025, 2:29:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hai Scod. Chiggin ore fishies?

1/9/2025, 2:27:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Itwas an blirriant advenchur!!

1/9/2025, 2:26:00 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime feelin yoo Ka'rara...

Eli the orange and white cat is laying on an office chair and is determined he will not be ousted by the person also sitting in the chair

1/9/2025, 2:25:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Cannut wayt!!!

1/9/2025, 12:20:02 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Thatis tellin thems Flasch!!

1/9/2025, 12:18:02 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Eckserlunt. Soone bee byby flowler hed.

1/9/2025, 12:14:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yoo shoud bee an liddol bitt carfull, incayse sumwun finks yoo is foode! 😹😹😹

1/9/2025, 7:33:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yoo iss an ackomplishd poett an also a feerce warryor Cheddy. In yore opinyon, wihch iss mitier, tha penn ore tha sord? #cattephillosophfy #lookitmeeyoosinharshtogs

1/9/2025, 6:21:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine mumm is pritty seenyor (noware neer as oald as Rodd though). Shee ses hims wasnot sexsey evben wehn hims was yongue. Shee sed hims lookered oald an crinkley an haggord when hims was stil inn hims twenteries. Shee sed hims tryed verry harde thoug 😹😹😹

1/9/2025, 6:11:08 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Whye none noodoodles fore Sandol? Whye? Whye?

1/9/2025, 5:58:18 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

OOOOH LOOKIT YOOO!!! 😹😹😹😸

1/9/2025, 5:51:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime fink yoo fellovber. Itt hapbens.

1/9/2025, 5:48:58 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

UNACKSEPTABOL!!!

1/9/2025, 5:44:27 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Oah thatis goode nyoos, hoapfully Francoe isnot too farrawaye...😿

1/9/2025, 5:41:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Fankyoo Cheddy, Ime is soo wurried abowt mine frend Fiacso 😿

31/8/2025, 7:36:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hai Parky Flowler! 😸 Haow isyore skratchy gettin onn?

31/8/2025, 7:13:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Boop xx

Eli the orange and white cat is leaning in for a boop.

31/8/2025, 7:09:05 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Thatt lookes betterer onn Smilly Ime fink...

31/8/2025, 4:47:32 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Stuk inn ann roome ful ov nip an toonas?? Oah yass, itwas abserlootly horble!!! 😹😹😹

31/8/2025, 4:02:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Wel, thare wass toonas aswel as nip soo Ime wasnott partickerly inn an hurrey iff Ime iss bein honist..😸😸😸

31/8/2025, 3:58:22 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Fankyoo, Ime needes an drinnk!

31/8/2025, 2:36:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahh fankyoo!! Is an combernayshun ov nip an jetlagg Ime fink, itt hapense tomee an lott 😹😹😸

31/8/2025, 2:35:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime hoapso...😿😿😿

31/8/2025, 2:32:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Stucked! Agen!!!!!! 😹😹😹

31/8/2025, 2:32:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

YAAAASSSSS!!!!!

31/8/2025, 2:01:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hah, Ime wass stuckk onn tha playne an missered Honyduras commpleetly mineself, theees fings happon!

31/8/2025, 1:58:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Canwee addd an stippleayshun thatt Rodd Stupid iss nevfer tobee yoosed fore onn-hoald myoosick?

31/8/2025, 1:56:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social)

@clerox.bsky.social @flashtastic.bsky.social

31/8/2025, 1:52:58 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Thems hass allreddy conseded tha raytes, Ime is shore Tomcat Brokaw sed so!!! Freee rominge woud bee yooseful fore tha plun... shobbing tripps #plundercats

31/8/2025, 1:50:57 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Doyoo fink tha randsomb shoud bee cashmonies ore toona?

31/8/2025, 1:44:27 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Thissis unnerstandoble, whye yore hooman hav differculty wiv thatt??!! 😸

31/8/2025, 11:51:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Waht an result!! An Ime fink Ime wass exhorstid frum unlodin allov thoas nippy nanas pluss tha tymezoan diffrunts maid mee falll asleap onn tha playne, thare was toonas inn thare, itwas fyne!

31/8/2025, 10:53:07 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Rood!

31/8/2025, 10:49:30 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yass! Wee demannd snaks fore Doogle! And mee...

31/8/2025, 10:48:55 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Thatis ware tha foode livs, ov CORSE yoo wants togo inn tha kidtchen!!!

31/8/2025, 10:47:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dagmar Faye (@dagmarfaye.bsky.social) reposted

#LiveBreakingMews #CatsOfBluesky #plundercats @elithefat.bsky.social

Photoshopped screen shot looks like a cable news broadcast with a cat named Tomcat Brokaw in a suit as the anchor. Includes photo of banana catnip toy. Headline reads “Triumph! Banana phone CEO denies rate increase rumors. Assures public network will continue to run on catnip, imagination. Eli keeps getting stuck on plane.”

31/8/2025, 9:41:27 AM | 37 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime laik thiss!!

31/8/2025, 8:29:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yoo telle hims Scamper!!!

31/8/2025, 8:22:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Mumm, wee hav anothfer breether onn tha fone, mussbee fore yoo...

31/8/2025, 7:48:05 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hallo, yoo hav reech tha nanafone ov Eli Tha Catte. Ime isnott hear currontly, pleese leefe an messidge affter tha toan. #beeeeeeep

Eli the orange and white cat is laying under an indoor clothes drying rack. He has pulled a teatowel off the rack and is trying to hide underneath it, but his head and left arm are giving him away.

31/8/2025, 7:27:45 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jo Braddock (@yuddylicious.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

That's good to hear. FIV is still a rare and misunderstood condition in the UK, I can't even find an FIV+ companion for Eli in a reachable shelter and the idea that a non FIV cat could live happily with him has everyone here clutching their pearls.

31/8/2025, 7:12:49 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Whomst sedd thatt??!!

31/8/2025, 6:57:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime fink Ime gott stukk onn tha playne agen...

31/8/2025, 6:52:11 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Wahtchoo doin Ollery?

31/8/2025, 6:51:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime fink Ime gott left onn tha playne...

31/8/2025, 6:44:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Dagmar Faye (@dagmarfaye.bsky.social) reposted

#LiveBreakingMews #CatsOfBluesky #plundercats

Photoshopped screen shot looks like a cable news broadcast with a cat named Tomcat Brokaw in a suit as the anchor. Includes photo of rainbow catnip toy. Headline reads “market opportunity. Manufacturers of rainbow, pickle, and free range chicken phones scramble eggs to fill banana phone void. Banana phone executive receives poorly spelled ransom note from Honduras ”

31/8/2025, 12:57:28 AM | 46 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Jean and 🐈‍⬛ Emmaline and 🌈🐈Oliver🌈 (@jeanchimera.bsky.social) reposted

Saturdays are out for me. That's the day my cat joins her friends plundering. Today: Banana phones

31/8/2025, 1:26:35 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Dagmar Faye (@dagmarfaye.bsky.social) reposted

Clarification: the note was sent FROM the country of Honduras, not BY the government of Honduras. No need for the State Department to get involved 😬

31/8/2025, 12:59:47 AM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Dagmar Faye (@dagmarfaye.bsky.social) reposted

#LiveBreakingMews #CatsOfBluesky #plundercats

31/8/2025, 12:25:29 AM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime is soo wurried abowt mine frend, fankyoo fore halp 😿😿

31/8/2025, 6:20:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime is feelin...

Eli the orange and white cat is smiling and sleepy

31/8/2025, 6:08:14 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Enny hummerbirbs yett?

31/8/2025, 5:50:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime is reddy!

Eli the orange and white cat is laying on the floor with his catnip banana

30/8/2025, 5:08:37 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Repoartin fore dyooty!!

30/8/2025, 2:09:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Hallo! Hallo!! Flasch am yoo thare?

Eli the orange and white cat is playing with his banana toy

30/8/2025, 1:35:13 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social)

PLEESE FINDE MINE FREND FIACSO SOONE!!!!😿😿😿😿

30/8/2025, 1:00:56 PM | 29 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social)

Itis #Caturday. Ime hasbeene toled Ime shoud yoose harshtogs moar. #Hedgewatch #Streetwatch #CatsOfBluesky #amimedointhissrite #wahtissanharshtogennywaye #imeisjussancatte Oah, hear iss an goode one - #Plundercats

Eli the orange and white cat is sitting halfway up his green cat climbing tree with his back to the window. He is preparing for his daily street watch.

30/8/2025, 9:39:39 AM | 68 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Eckserlunt. Porblims is goode.

30/8/2025, 9:28:37 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yoo wellcomb an Ime is verry prowd too hav naimed tha nyoo catte fore Emmey an hers mumm 😻. Ime hoap thems all gets yoosed too eech othfer soone.

30/8/2025, 7:10:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Thatiss okies thoug, yoo nott useded too tha smeale yett. Yoo keepe sniffernifferin an itwil gett moar eesy.

30/8/2025, 7:06:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Happs birbday momb! 🎂🥂🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

30/8/2025, 6:56:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Yoo wellcomb!!

30/8/2025, 6:53:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

tweety (@bluskypolitics.bsky.social) reposted

🐥 need a political break ? 🐥 #Catsky #Dogsky #Kittens ♥️

29/8/2025, 9:10:05 PM | 11026 1911 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

Ime is allso parshull too an silvovyne stik.

30/8/2025, 6:30:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Eli The Cat (@elithefat.bsky.social) reply parent

THISDIS THA BESSST NYOOS!!! Wee is verry happs fore yoo an Symond an Joelywolyene an Flowler 🧡🧡🧡🧡

30/8/2025, 6:27:46 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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