elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, this image is a stoke? I thought it was a real photo taken immediately after his private meeting with Putin.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, this image is a stoke? I thought it was a real photo taken immediately after his private meeting with Putin.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Awwwww, what a sweet message he planned for her. They really are an adorable couple.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️ OMG, I wanna hug that kitty ❤️
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA complaining they're not welcomed at Bluesky is like a pedo angry they're not welcomed at a middle school.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
unless 'nothing' is a long flight of stairs.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot 'Back the Blue' (see Jan 6th)
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
if only ....
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
What a ridiculous post! You'll never see Stephen Miller sitting on your toilet, since he's too busy sitting in the corner of his bedroom watching Elon bang his wife!
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Hilarious!
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it, but I wish he’d go after TACO’s looks. He won’t, but he should. Make fun of how fat he is, his vagina neck and ridiculous Oompa Loompa makeup, and comb over. Since trump has the balls to insult others’ looks, it’s fair game to hold a mirror back up to this delusional, narcissist.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
It's worth paying extra taxes,.... I mean tariffs,... if it helps protect our most vulnerable citizens,... the Billionaires. 😜
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot to mention "COP KlLLER" (see Jan 6th)
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully his supporters will mistake this as an invitation to exercise their 2nd amendment rights to move him along.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
No medical degree, but he's at least he's purr-sistent.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully heart disease can.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
More like performing for a secret MAGA paycheck. F them both! I thought they they were clearly in it to dilute the anti-Trump vote. Regardless of whether it was intentional or not, that was the outcome of their 'campaigns'.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Go ahead Death, grab him, don't even wait. When you're death, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the mushroom. You can do anything.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, the brilliant people are outnumbered 100 to 1 by ignorant mofos who never learned the importance of critical thinking.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
MHDGA Make Heart Disease Great Again
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
but wait,.... this will make the Pedo-in-Chief mad.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it just means that the God has a 1.7% efficacy rate. I mean, give him a break, it's not like he's all powerful.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the religious formula: ( X ) + ( Y ) = God is Real ( X and Y = Anything you can think up )
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
HOW DARE NEWSOM MAKE FUN OF TRUMP !!?? Trump is an unhealthy, old narcissist with thin orange skin and old lady cankles! He can't handle this sort of humiliation! If Newsom keeps this up, it just might spell the end for trump, ... and hopefully, not just politically.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, to be fair to RFK, he does have a brain worm, so we should be impressed he can speak at all 🙄
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
They say she has 'class', because it's an amorphous, term that's unfalsifiable. It's all they have when comparing her to women with individual accomplishments such as Michele Obama (Juris Doctor degree from Harvard Law) and Jill Biden (30 year career in education with Doctorate in Education.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! She speaks seven languages and is a poet too? She's the best First Lady, ex-mail order bride, America has had.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
They are pro-whatever gets the 'Merican dummies to vote for them. Once they do, ... THEN they don't care.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
but wait,.... then i'd be pro-gun! Guess we'll never agree...
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahaha,.... and also gross!
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Just offer them thoughts and prayers, ... they'd love that.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
or maybe unplugging trump's CPAP machine at night and NOT plugging it back in?
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
I may be naive, but I think it will be much better. The forces who inflict this damage on our democracy will persist beyond trump, but they would have lost their cult leader making it much harder to sell their BS to the base.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
If he is, I’m glad he lived long enough to see his stupid tariffs deemed illegal by the courts. FU DJT
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Or at least trump operates as the first three letters of that word
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Brilliant!
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't celebrate the further wasting of our tax dollars, but I'm glad they shut the stupid thing down. No doubt that $250 Million somehow lined the pockets of trump and his acolytes.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed, .... but the shorter answer is, "To distract from trump's bff, Epstein"
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Just two more ways of saying Pro-Trump
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
sad but true
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahhh, ... dyslexia also explains how he claims to be 224 lbs.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
The same insurrectionist, psycho, pedo responsible for officer Brian Sicknick's demise.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Notice how Marco Rubio's voice was deeper back then? That's how he sounded before trump took his balls.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Adorable li'l biscuit maker.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Blue states should hire those workers to form a new State CDC type agency to protect their own. #statesrights
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess that's why the MAGA Right want so many more babies,.... they need to replace all the workers who will soon perish from RFK's CDC policies.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Peter Navarro doesn't need to show evidence since he heard it from his expert Ron Vara.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Same thing they did with trump's Billionaire & Corporate tax cuts during his 1st term.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Only biased polling would show Europeans hate trump! They only poll real life Europeans while ignoring the millions in TACO's imagination!
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooooh, .... I see the comparison. Trump is way fatter then all the other authoritarian dictators.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Bahahahahahahahaha !!! THIS is the funniest troll yet !!!
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
This Po' boy is a Hero to me.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Now is not the time to talk about gun control! According to the children loving Right, that time is apparently never.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA doesn't about stock prices! They have all those trump NFTs and golden sneakers they can sell.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
My God,.... he's beautiful ..... 🤣
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
A lot more, real life, people want to see trump's obituary.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently a pardon and $50k bonus if you also join trump's private fascist army.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who is pro-democracy is anti-trump.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! Even Queen Elizabeth didn’t have old lady cankles! I hope no one points this embarrassing fact out to the MAGA cult.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
What a cutie!
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably just a coincidence,… like all three of trump’s wives happened to get cheated on.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Believing that Trump is anything but a rancid, pyscho, POS is the true Trump derangement syndrome.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Right-wing Christians are inherently hypocritical. It’s the only way to hold two conflicting belief systems.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Spoiler alert, Christians don’t care what’s actually in the book either. They only select/ interpret parts of book to justify the thoughts they have and actions they take, while ignoring anything else.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
What a shame! So they stockpiled all those guns for nothin' ?
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Give Trump a break already! He hasn’t gotten around to lower and grocery prices yet because he’s been too busy not delivering on his promise to stop the war in Ukraine in 24 hours!
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is an enemy of his own mental state.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Laura Benanti is a national treasure.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
A political movement like that would never work on an educated electorate,.... maybe it's why he "loves the poorly educated"
Rœ (@rocam54.bsky.social) reposted
Please make this a #1 hit song and viral #trumpisapunkassbitch
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
Truth Art! #arresttrump #art
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Adorable ♥️ 🐱 ♥️
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish there was a real hell for this POS to burn in.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is why there's no hope of reasoning with them. Focus instead on Independent and uninitiated voters.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
It's hard to blame these five guys without including the millions of Texas voters who keep electing them.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Why doesn't anyone just call him a psychopath ?? Google the 20 traits of the "Psychopathy Checklist" and tell me which box he doesn't check!!??
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Adorable
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
... with old lady cankles.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
I would complement him in a way he would not realize is an insult. Sir, with tears in my eyes, you scored 20 out of 20 on the psychopathy checklist. That’s a perfect score.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
2.72 Billion to pain it the first time before it bubbles off in the hot sun. Then it will cost billions more to scrape off the old coat and then $2.72 Billion for the next coat and the cycle continues.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
"Never saw Trump in any inappropriate setting" ??? Well, considering that the sexual assault of underage girls was commonplace on Epstein's island, I guess trump's assault was appropriate for that setting.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump's A-brain is not sending us his best thoughts.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost as if MAGA voters are morons or something.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
The Red states also love to suppress the vote by limiting in-person polling places in minority/ Democratic areas. Every year you see black voters in Georgia on an 4-8 hour line while GOP areas just walk in and out. Can't do that with main-in voting.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to mention pardons for thousands of cop beating insurrectionists.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird, ... I saw statistics that said 38% of the American electorate were F'n morons. Oh wait, ... it was this one.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon is a true visionary,.... except for the President he helped win who screwed him, the truck he designed that's ugly AF, his brilliant DOGE antics that alienated his EV customer base. Ignoring all of that,...I'm sure this JD Vance thing will work out splendidly though....
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
I am excited to hear whatever recent information Trump received to get him thinking about his mortality. This is a good sign people.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe Trump is right,.... other countries aren't sending us their best.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, did Newsom release this round on NFTs yet? It will go great with my Newsom flags, Newsom gold sneakers, and Newsom bible. MANA - Make America Newsom Again.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd love to see video of world leaders filing into that room. I'd bet they started taking seats as far from Diaper Don as possible until Meloni's was the only one left. Guess she should walk faster next time.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA sees connections between any events that implicate a “Lefty” but ignores all proof of Trump’s obvious crimes and stupidity. It’s all confirmation bias.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost! For this image to actually represent how the world sees trump, it would have Putin finishing in TACO's open mouth.
elon5ucks.bsky.social (@elon5ucks.bsky.social) reply parent
FAKE NEWS!!!! Trump has sounded stupid his entire life,... not just in the last decade!