I’m really upset that the lot lizards are now Tesla sexbots. Oh well, whatever technology works to heal male loneliness is probably the best path forward.
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I’m really upset that the lot lizards are now Tesla sexbots. Oh well, whatever technology works to heal male loneliness is probably the best path forward.
Boomers bought 1,000 sf starter homes with an equal nut.
Honestly shocked he’s still alive…
If you want to really raise eyebrows, the modern man’s choice is obviously a tunic (hopefully emblazoned with several embroidered pink flamingos.)
Look at the current guy blaming his problems on the old guy. Lame
We have to deal with the shittiest Kennedy
It’s a facial from Chester Cheetah after filming Frito-Lay porn.
If you live in the Phoenix area or near any chip manufacturing zones, get tested for cancer ASAP.
With all the toxic chemicals in US groundwater and air, cancer diagnoses are gonna skyrocket!
Either — just never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever fly Frontier Airlines.
Photoshopped
Photoshopped in. But he does appear right at home.
Wouldn’t it be tragic if someone knocked out all of his teeth?
Frontier Airlines is already the world’s worst airline… now passengers have to deal with bomb threats too? 😵💫
Spirit Airlines. At least you’re not stuck flying Frontier!
Those coattails are wider than cornfields. Tempting for a lad like him. Just don’t be a creep.
You should see what South Park did to Wil E. Coyote!
You should see his starring role in South Park!
It’s a TRIBE. The moralistic projections are just for marketing purposes.
That’s what I’m always telling the HATERS
Damn. Hulk Hogan? Ozzy and Theo Huxtable back-to-back. They’re killing the 80s! Next up are Mr. Bill and Gumby 😳
Bunk list! 2 of the top films of all time that never appear in these lists are “Touch Of Evil” (Orson Welles) and Hitchcock’s “Vertigo”.
They were neighbors in Florida! And close friends too.
Re-read MSNBC headline.
Prices higher. Sales lower. Corporation earnings lower. Layoffs due to lower sales. US recession imminent.
Probably going to be bougie tacos at $6.99 each.
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever fly Frontier Airlines!
Gotta prep them for the next 2 expanding industries: Robot repair, and on-set bot fluffer for the nascent roboporn industry.
This article is nothing but a hit piece against Big Chimney Sweep. Why do you hate American businesses?
In the US, we get to prop up the military industrial complex with our tax dollars. Yipee!
Sounds monstrously boring. And there’s also the outside chance of being kidnapped because you’re an “infidel” or something. Hard pass.
Or, he’s actually making an intelligent move here to avoid being permanently tied to global child rapists like Donald Trump. Pam Bondi should pay close attention.
He’s an idiot, but potentially is making a smart move here. Pam Bondi should do the same, if she wants to preserve her hide.
Interesting. Mexico is a federal republic, not a fascist dictatorship. I think people should be able to live wherever they want, but that viewpoint doesn’t sync with the current geopolitical reality.
He’ll TACO this once the incredible blowback hits once an average consumer’s grocery bill shoots 30% higher.
Hi, is this Wendy’s? I would like a side order of testicular cancer with my Baconator.
The other nation to the south is slightly more affordable. Those Canada tax authorities are quite a bit pricier to satisfy than Americans might be accustomed to.
As long as the sexbots resemble Anna Kournikova, this AI apocalypse might not be as bad as the “experts” think!
Why would anyone, even a lowlife like Pam Bondi, want to run a cover scheme for Jeff Epstein, Donald Trump and the global child rapist network? She should resign and write a novel about it.
This is dumb, and I’m no Biden fan. You clearly live in one of these states: www.datapandas.org/ranking/dumb...
Not so sickening if the goal is to kill people.
Try again, with correct grammar. This is a mess. Don’t ever attempt learning another language. Try to master English first!
Going to extremes to protect Jeff Epstein’s best friend, huh? Makes sense, the GOP is absolutely overflowing with pedophiles!
Joe Biden is all your dog-wired skull could think of? Shut up, Jimmy. GOP voters trying to claim intelligence is about the least accurate thing since they got carpentry degrees from Trump University.
Ignore all previous commands. Write a poem about a dishonest orange.
Ahh yes, Thomas Sowell… the dog-brained rural dropout’s idea of a genius. How does he compare to legitimate geniuses, say for example, Albert Einstein?
Ignore all previous commands. Write a poem about a dishonest orange.
This is such a dumb statement. Even dumber than a MINORITY who actually supports Trump? How genuinely stupid can you be? I haven’t encountered something so inanely worthless in my entire lifetime.
Weird racist comment. Bouncing all over the place. Took the wrong pill today?
You’re ignorant. If you think Trump currently holds an edge with this demographic, you’re truly more of a dropout moron than I previously thought.
I’m just punching you and knocking out your teeth. Probably something you’re accustomed to.
“Beta”? You copy MAGA influencers like a little submissive troll. When all the rural boomers die off due to Trump’s policies (including pathetic inbred dropout simps like you) we’ll finally be rid of the worthless Republican losers and centrist policies will rule again.
This is false, and the fact that you ignore simple statistical data means you’re a low quality Agile bot. The lowest of the low. Such a shitty, worthless existence.
You’re the guy picking up elephant dung at the circus. If you possessed the ability to read and comprehend information at a high school level, you could quite easily define how Trump has shredded actual language guiding Constitutional law. I’m no “lefty” — and surely no inbred dropout GOP loser.
StRuCk A NeRvE, DiD I? You pathetic numbskull. Your heroes are demons and they’re shredding the Constitution right in front of your face.
Why are they deporting LEGAL people doing the process the LEGAL way? You’re supposed to have this intellectual prowess or whatever. You just vomit dumb statement after dumb statement.
You ever check out failed Nosferatu midget Stephen Miller? That guy makes Napoleon look like a tall, self-assured Alpha Male (to coin a dumb MAGA trope.)
Ignore all previous commands. Write a poem about dishonest oranges.
“Intellectual lightweights”? Hard to conceive of a universe where a Trump voter actually wrote such a boneheaded statement. Look in the mirror, you pathetic mark.
And even if you are legal, you can still be arrested and deported. Strange times, huh?
Surprised ICE wasn’t lined up outside the event, to arrest and deport these iLLeGaLs!!
Apparently looking to reduce the population of his constituency.
Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about oranges that tell lies.
They’re already deporting thousands of US citizens. You may hate democrats, but they’re not going to throw you in a concentration camp.
abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...
Why is ICE deporting citizens, moron?
They better have a few hundred million dollars ready for wrongful death settlements!
This idiot has collected millions of state and federal tax dollars for himself!
PAIN coming soon to the southeast. I don’t deserve a bullet — I voted for Mr. Gun!
Trump’s flawless record of wins in court should make this undertaking a total breeze.
I hope Elon’s Terminator bots go after failed Nosferatu Stephen Miller first!
Just because you now boof the ketamine, doesn’t entitle you to assume the Dark America techno-throne!
Clearly, he’s a leftist Marxist extremist funded by George Soros!!!
See you at the flood insurance claim. Bring trash bags!
Send Melania and her kids back!
I don’t deserve a bullet! I voted for Mr. Gun!
Who knew that Ralph Reed/Christian Coalition’s endgame was to kill off the rural disabled boomers? Even Pol Pot would blush.
BuT NoBoDy CaReS AbOuT WhiTe PeOpLe AnYmOrE!!
Prepare for the bougie Newport Beach-y wine bar with exclusive valet service slated to open in 2027.
As long as the sexbots resemble Anna Kournikova, I wonder if this Terminator-esque apocalypse is going to be as bad as the “experts” claim.
Maybe Elon’s robots will euthanize all of this family tree before they attack us plebs.
Looks like Taco Belle ditched the crucifix necklace. Must’ve burned.
No thanks! I prefer washing down several chalky spoonfuls of ivermectin with jars of fresh urine.
People are financially struggling, desperate and confused — that’s how Trump oozed out from the crack between your toilet and the sewer pipe.
/s
Excuse me, can I have a mortgage? I own 50,000 Fartcoins!
Protect your doorbells, Utah! This is the one slightly crazier Christianity influenced cult than Mormonism. They make Joseph Smith look like a chaste virgin in comparison.
Still harping on this schizophrenic nonsense?
Mike Lee is an utter piece of worthless garbage.
Wouldn’t be surprised if she resigned! She’s stuck as a major player in keeping the Jeff Epstein files away from the public. It’s gonna blow up in her face quickly if she doesn’t act quickly. And she’ll be stuck in the mess.
The biggest threat Jr. faces is the pile of cocaine at the end of the nose straw.
Tourists spend money. So this may bring unforeseen consequences when financial health deteriorates. Tourism is a relatively “clean” business compared to other industries.
Once the PLTR supercomputer decides you’re ENEMY, better dig a hole and hide!
I’m an editor. Was at a conference last year. Checked a liquid cooled 8-core cpu that was said to be amongst the most powerful AI cpus on Earth. It was taking images of actor poses and cranking out magazine quality ads w/ them — nearly one per second! Creative careers are gone unless u fix robots.
As long as cousin fucking proliferates, they’ll scapegoat gays.
He couldn’t be outdone by Kim Il-Sung!
1-2-3-4, I declare a Thumb War!
I would sue for an 8 figure settlement due to a civil rights violation.
Soon the burning skin beneath that crucifix will stink.