Stupid is as stupid says. 🤷♂️ news.sky.com/story/liz-tr...
Stupid is as stupid says. 🤷♂️ news.sky.com/story/liz-tr...
UK Reform voters, take note. Is this the UK you want to achieve? news.sky.com/story/as-tru...
Nigel Farage doesn’t want what’s best for Britain. Nick Thomas-Symonds: "Aside from his pension packet, Nigel Farage can't bring himself to have any relationship with the EU."
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I see that bunker baby dropped his trousers and bent over again.
See what happens when you rouse the rabble? #GetYourFactsStraightFirst news.sky.com/story/angry-...
There is no such thing as a straight line!
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Selling soap made out of your bath water is pretty skanky. I have no words to describe the humans who are buying it!
MTG is correct. Only in the same way that a broken clock is right twice a day. Nonetheless, on this occasion, she's correct.
R.I.P. youtube.com/watch?v=ZyEU...
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Hmmm. That's a real head-scratcher. 🤔 news.sky.com/story/why-ar...
All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, all things wise and wonderful, the Lord God made them all...... But not flies! The Devil made those little fuckers. 🤬🤬🤬
For sizeable, do you mean 100%?
Absolutely!
Farage should never be interviewed without being forced to answer for failures of Brexit. That the man whose lies fuelled Brexit vote which has cost UK Billions & who said Liz Truss budget was “best Tory budget since 1986” could be trusted on *anything* is mind-boggling #bbclaura
I'm old enough to remember when Netflix was good. #OnceWereStreamers
I don't give a fuck what that frog-faced cunt thinks. I'm more perplexed as to why Sky News thinks we should care. 🤷♂️
He's definitely "right".
Ha ha ha. Fromage is frit! news.sky.com/story/nigel-...
Freudian percentage?
I wonder when Reform UK will be issuing official lapel badges to all its members?
I see he's on top of his brief....again. 🙄 news.sky.com/story/donald...
That's a toughie!
Not sure what the venn diagram would look like including the actual millionaires and the easily manipulated, but they total 20% of respondents. 🤷♂️
If he is ever awarded the prize, it's value will have been diminished to absolutely zero. news.sky.com/story/israel...
Will Trent, Season 3, Episode 18. A bit too much shark-jumping for my tastes. Seemed a bit desperate. 🤷♂️
Oi! Labour Party. Sort your shit out!
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Fromage was given a chance in 2010. He totally fucked it, by fucking the country ever since.
Most of this “press conference” is this lunatic yelling at the media. This guy is so obsessed with his press coverage that he can’t even function.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
My guess.... All the world leaders are just going to tickle his balls for the next 3 1/2 years, waiting for him to fuck off to his shitty little golf course for the rest of his days. 🤷♂️
Is it World War 3 yet?
When is it going to be safe to go back to Disney World?
Duh! Yes! news.sky.com/story/festiv...
Never believe a thing a warmongering warmonger says. Always believe the actions of a warmongerer when he warmongers. (Substitute the war warmonger for any other applicable word, at your pleasure and understanding.)
Can't the world just tell the orange baby man to FUCK OFF! news.sky.com/story/g7-sum...
All drummers want to be in a heavy metal/ hard rock band. No exceptions!
#MACOvsTACO news.sky.com/story/elon-m...
He might not be a dictator, but he's definitely a dicktator!
I don't know what the character limit is on BlueSky, so I'll keep my answer as succinct as I can.... Is it because he's an absolute cun
The loser?
Can't remember which one is Trump and which is Musk.
I won't tell them about your fixation with a particular pharmaceutical product, if you stay quiet on what you saw in those files. Agreed? #ArtOfTheDeal
Couldn't have happened to a nicer couple! news.sky.com/story/donald...
The Fucknugget's Inn.
Is he still banging on about tariffs? #OneTrickPony
#TACO news.sky.com/story/trump-...
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The Bondsman, cancelled after only one season? Fuck you Amazon Prime!
Why are all you morons listening to Farage? Oh....right! 🙄
The White House is hostile territory. If you get an invite, think carefully before accepting. news.sky.com/story/trump-...
I don't think many Brits were impressed either. news.sky.com/story/canadi...
What a dipshit! 🤣🤣🤣
If this doesn't kill off the Oscars, nothing will! news.sky.com/story/donald...
Yet more dumfuckery! news.sky.com/story/trump-...
More dumfuckery. news.sky.com/story/donald...
Definitely going to the "bad place". news.sky.com/story/trump-...
Lincolnshire. The breadbasketcase of England.
Lincolnshire is really flat. Lincolnshire is the least racist county in the UK. Lincolnshire has a wise electorate. Lincolnshire would never vote a grifter into public office.
I can't read, and I can't write, But that don't really matter. Cause I come from Lincolnshire, And I can drive a tratter.
“The creatures outside looked from Farage to Musk to Trump, and from Trump to Musk to Farage, and from Farage to Musk to Trump again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
I don't think it..... I know it!
I don't think that Trump is an idiot.
Is it........... don't speed?
I reckon that bridge troll (MTG) is well jealous of Karoline Leavitt.
Out-Nazi-ing the Nazis. It's quite the feat!
#CoolStoryBro news.sky.com/story/white-...
And so it begins. 😔 #PriceScalpersAreMotherfuckers
I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU ON THE FACE. THEN I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR LUNCH MONEY....... Only joking. Do you want to be my friend? #TheArtOfTheDeal #YouDoRealiseHesAnIdiot ?
So, you thought they were clever? Then they tried (on national TV) to apply rational thinking to Trump's idiocy! Maybe they're not so clever after all. Maybe they're just better at talking bullshit!
Cluck, cluck, cluck. news.sky.com/story/trump-...
He's a total dickhead!
If I was China, I'd pre-empt the threat by slapping an extra 50% on any US imports. #TwoCanPlayThatGame
Who cares? 🤷♂️ news.sky.com/story/britai...
"Dumfuckery, thy name is Trump."
Never did like Jack Daniels anyway. #NoRealLoss
Liberation Day in the USA? Maybe it means other World leaders will be able to "liberate" themselves from the idea that Trump is reliable?
What has the dickhead said now?
Only six months to wait until the clock in my car is correct again.
Putin's Russia to Ukraine is what Trump's USA is to Greenland. #BullyCountry
Why was that frog-faced cunt on BBC Radio4 this morning?
Laying the ground for not having to see Trump. #SmartThinking news.sky.com/story/king-c...
If you trust Putin, you're a gullible fool........ Just sayin' #ThereIsAnIdiotInTheWhiteHouse
Pitbull. news.sky.com/story/magas-...
Listening to Mel Stride on Radio4 was hilarious. Grasping for nonexistent straws. Crikey, the Tories are spent!
2nd worst Cabinet in US history.
Polestar or Swasticar? Not even a tough choice anymore.
If I was in charge of The Atlantic, I'd publish a really juicy article about Space Karen, and purposely place it on page 2.
How long does the "attempt to discredit the journalist" phase normally last for?
Dotard says "WHAT?". news.sky.com/story/us-pla...