le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
This
Recently retired federal attorney. Droning on about politics & law, baseball, usage, etc. #AbolishICE le Pooch quickly blocks MAGAts and other shmucks
433 followers 500 following 1,101 posts
view profile on Bluesky le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
This
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
“This nonsense about ‘throwing innocent people in jail’ — next thing they gonna say we shouldn’t throw guilty people in jail”
Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted
Stopped at a Midas repair shop today and the guy there brought up the CDC. This is an example where raising the salience of what is going on really can break through the noise.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, Biden was not lazy, incurious, and fundamentally disinterested both in the job and the wellbeing of the American people so it might have been more notable in his case, had it ever happened
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Don Rickles looks better, and I mean *today*
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Jabba the Putz
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Americans for Prosperity (Koch) running wall to wall “morning in America” type ads in my swing district about the bill. Don’t think it’s projection to sniff a whiff of desperation about them
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Thus was it ever so
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
😤🤬🤮
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Because we needed another one
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
also sorry for shouting but geez
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS THREAD, SO MUCH
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, Third Way has its finger on the pulse
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
The Battle of Bunker Hill took place on Breed’s Hill
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
228,000 votes switched in three states and we’d have President Kamala right now
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure mediation involves the participation of both parties Pretty sure
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
RINO!
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
And Kevin McCarthy said Putin bribes him
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
By this logic of course all American elections since 1792 have been dishonest since the US military has always voted by mail Not that facts have anything to do with anything
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)
Trump Welcomes Putin With a Jet Fighter Escort and Red Carpet www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/u... This is disgusting. (And that’s before noting that “stepped foot” is an execrable malapropism. The idiom toward which you’re groping, @nytimes.com, is “set foot.” Did you fire all your copy editors?)
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
So I guess we ARE the world’s policeman? I’m so confused
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
If voters voted on policy, we would have. (Also, we won the popular vote in 2 of 3 and lost the other by 1.47%)
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
This x1000
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think the current GOP is moving people to the left so much as the accumulated effects of GOP policies over time are doing so
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
As they say, every accusation is a confession. There was no Deep State, for instance. But they’re building one now.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Oy
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
And rightly so
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Undeniable. On the other hand 2021 looked pretty crappy too. Schwarber had the only real value, and he was on the IL at the time. I remember thinking (and hearing) what the hell good’s *he* going to do us down the stretch?
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh god what now
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope the felonies and the assault on democracy and the rule of law were worth it
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
🎻
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
And his co-star, Mata Hairy!
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
This kind of crypto-Naziism is the ultimate expression of why inventing the word "Homeland" in 2002 -- a term wholly unknown and alien to American culture, where nearly all of us are from different "lands" -- was such offensive mythmaking bullshit. I mean, WTF happened to "e pluribus unum"?
James Fallows (@jfallows.bsky.social) reposted
Tedious to point this out, but: - When a tongue-tied Biden said "President of Mexico" instead of "Prez of Egypt," it was a several day story. -Hours after Trump says whoever appointed J Powell made a big mistake (it was him), the episode appears not to merit a story on any national-media sites.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)
shorter MJ: "Shitty polls be damned!"
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
I pride myself on being realistic and unsentimental. But I underestimated Mamdani. Cuomo's gonna get his ass whupped.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
That's an insult to repulsive ghouls
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of similar phenomenon to the immigrants who've achieved citizenship, then pull up the ladder and say "no more."
Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted
It is now clear that average tariffs on August 1 are set to be higher than they were on "Liberation Day." Only a fool would look back to the chaos of early April and conclude that the problem was that the announced tariffs were too small. If you're not worried, you're not paying attention.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair. But her main point is about the regime's weakness on immigration, not the Dems' response or lack thereof. Which seems really important.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair enough. But I think the main point is that the regime is hugely vulnerable here, not what Ds have done or not done in response.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
I took her point as being "if Democrats can capitalize," not "if Democrats can stop screwing up."
Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Trump's polling on almost everything is underwater right now. But seems significant that this is true even for his strongest issue, immigration. Other R politicians have recognized this as a liability. This could be a tipping point, if only Dems can get their act together
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for saying that. I grew up in the suburbs too, and had a similar experience.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
And it’s safer now than it was then. The only really dangerous thing the average American will do today is get in a car.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Strange times when WSJ editorial bd speaks truth to power
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Came here to say this. We’re way past the point where this is even a question
Dean Baker (@deanbaker13.bsky.social) reposted
I think everyone knows by now that a deal with Trump is absolutely worthless
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
All speech is free but some speech is more free than others
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Senator Chris Van Hollen (@vanhollen.senate.gov) reposted
We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent. Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Came here to do this
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadistic ghouls
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Because it’s all a fucking game
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, that's what we need, is to eliminate our few flimsy regulations on our 100 million guns
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)
Still with the "skepticism," @nytimes.com? How about: "With Lynchings, Klan's Skepticism of Black People Comes Full Circle" cc: @nytpitchbot.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
🎃Captain SLAY-os👻 (@captainchaos.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Elon Musk was just doing a hand gesture nobody knows what it means" but somehow Mamdani represents an existential threat to Judaism lol you absolute fucking clowns
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Awesome
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, more concise: “Over the last few months, Paramount has been struggling with how to get away with bribing a public official.”
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Adams was the first NYC Mayor elected since the 1990s who was *not* from Boston
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
wait was the fake low level leaker named John Barron
Connor Ewing (@cmewing.bsky.social) reposted
In a June Democratic mayoral primary, Zohran Mamdani received more votes than 22 sitting US Senators received in their most recent general elections.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
And good for them
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)
HAWT INNUF FAW YAH? - every dude behind a counter in New England right now
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Peer-reviewed by Grok
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted
Truly horrified by this order in way that is deeper and darker than I have felt over many truly awful merits decisions.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Demented
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Efficiency!
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Turn sideways and slap your butt with your mouth open. Phone recognizes this as "audio butt dial"
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Going to sell bumper stickers that say “AI said it, I believe it, and that settles it”
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)
Just curious why I am regularly blocked by what are obvious bots. I mean, thanks for saving me the trouble, but what's up with that?
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Silence is better than "not a problem" when thanked.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a certain part of the culture in NY (not just the city) that finds tough(-appearing) guys who skirt the rules appealing. A bully with a smooth front fits the bill.
kyle tear down that highway lucas 🏳️🌈 (@itskylelucas.com) reposted
How do we electrify/decarbonize our transit systems? They used to be 100% electric. We don’t need to wait for battery tech or hydrogen to “catch up.” We did this a century ago. Wires. It’s time for both the transit and environmental communities to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, in his vision, they’re not that different
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
“He Knows How to Run Things … Into the Ground”
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Hegseth has the posture of a gibbon
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
PS I see chocolate as separate from calories
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
The three of them behind him form a remarkably weak image, I mean what President in the past would appear other than alone under these circumstances? I'd say they were there to drag him away if he started gibbering but I mean, they didn't.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
cutting off your nose to spite the entire world
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
There are lots of administrative judges throughout the federal govt (and in state govts). They are legitimate exactly because they are subject to review by Art. III judges, as here. Which is why DHS spokesidiot has it backwards.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
“If everyone knows we’re robbing the bank, there’s some downside risk to robbing the bank.”
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
(correcting address) @bethdavidson.bsky.social cc: @nwindivisible.bsky.social
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
.@bethdavidson.bsky.social @mikesacks.bsky.social @caitfornewyork.bsky.social Where are you on the so-called GENIUS Act? How would you vote if you were in the House now? cc: @pkrugman.bsky.social
Mike (@mtannenbaum.bsky.social) reposted
👇 Evergreen post on crypto. #Crypto
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
tl:dr - too many goddamn guns
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Performative Deficit Scolds for Lawler ‘26!
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
Among other things, those on expired visas, though unauthorized, haven’t committed any crime. The “crime” is *entering* the US without authorization
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
And lie about it notwithstanding the clear evidence
The Salt Lake Tribune (@sltrib.com) reposted
Sen. Mike Lee's unfounded claims on social media about the slaying of a Minnesota lawmaker have angered his U.S. Senate colleague from the state.
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
I put my phasers on “stun” before I use “kill.” YMMV
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent
He's an Eagles fan, as he mentions in the first 20 seconds.