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le Pooch Noir

@eltiante.bsky.social

Recently retired federal attorney. Droning on about politics & law, baseball, usage, etc. #AbolishICE le Pooch quickly blocks MAGAts and other shmucks

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

This

3/9/2025, 11:50:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

also um

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3/9/2025, 11:47:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

“This nonsense about ‘throwing innocent people in jail’ — next thing they gonna say we shouldn’t throw guilty people in jail”

2/9/2025, 5:29:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) reposted

Stopped at a Midas repair shop today and the guy there brought up the CDC. This is an example where raising the salience of what is going on really can break through the noise.

30/8/2025, 9:51:11 PM | 1566 301 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, Biden was not lazy, incurious, and fundamentally disinterested both in the job and the wellbeing of the American people so it might have been more notable in his case, had it ever happened

30/8/2025, 3:32:46 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Don Rickles looks better, and I mean *today*

30/8/2025, 3:17:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Jabba the Putz

30/8/2025, 2:11:30 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Americans for Prosperity (Koch) running wall to wall “morning in America” type ads in my swing district about the bill. Don’t think it’s projection to sniff a whiff of desperation about them

30/8/2025, 2:09:19 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Thus was it ever so

30/8/2025, 2:07:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

😤🤬🤮

28/8/2025, 7:22:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Because we needed another one

27/8/2025, 10:50:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

also sorry for shouting but geez

24/8/2025, 2:16:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

THIS THREAD, SO MUCH

24/8/2025, 2:16:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, Third Way has its finger on the pulse

23/8/2025, 8:51:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

The Battle of Bunker Hill took place on Breed’s Hill

19/8/2025, 12:03:20 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

228,000 votes switched in three states and we’d have President Kamala right now

19/8/2025, 11:48:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)

Caption this

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18/8/2025, 4:39:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure mediation involves the participation of both parties Pretty sure

17/8/2025, 1:45:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

RINO!

16/8/2025, 12:33:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

And Kevin McCarthy said Putin bribes him

16/8/2025, 2:12:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

By this logic of course all American elections since 1792 have been dishonest since the US military has always voted by mail Not that facts have anything to do with anything

16/8/2025, 2:10:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)

Trump Welcomes Putin With a Jet Fighter Escort and Red Carpet www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/u... This is disgusting. (And that’s before noting that “stepped foot” is an execrable malapropism. The idiom toward which you’re groping, @nytimes.com, is “set foot.” Did you fire all your copy editors?)

16/8/2025, 12:49:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 12:52:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

So I guess we ARE the world’s policeman? I’m so confused

14/8/2025, 3:08:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

If voters voted on policy, we would have. (Also, we won the popular vote in 2 of 3 and lost the other by 1.47%)

14/8/2025, 12:21:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

This x1000

13/8/2025, 10:37:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think the current GOP is moving people to the left so much as the accumulated effects of GOP policies over time are doing so

13/8/2025, 10:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

As they say, every accusation is a confession. There was no Deep State, for instance. But they’re building one now.

12/8/2025, 10:46:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Oy

12/8/2025, 10:43:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

And rightly so

8/8/2025, 1:24:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Undeniable. On the other hand 2021 looked pretty crappy too. Schwarber had the only real value, and he was on the IL at the time. I remember thinking (and hearing) what the hell good’s *he* going to do us down the stretch?

2/8/2025, 4:53:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh god what now

1/8/2025, 1:37:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope the felonies and the assault on democracy and the rule of law were worth it

31/7/2025, 7:27:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

🎻

28/7/2025, 7:23:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

And his co-star, Mata Hairy!

26/7/2025, 3:31:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

This kind of crypto-Naziism is the ultimate expression of why inventing the word "Homeland" in 2002 -- a term wholly unknown and alien to American culture, where nearly all of us are from different "lands" -- was such offensive mythmaking bullshit. I mean, WTF happened to "e pluribus unum"?

24/7/2025, 1:45:31 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Fallows (@jfallows.bsky.social) reposted

Tedious to point this out, but: - When a tongue-tied Biden said "President of Mexico" instead of "Prez of Egypt," it was a several day story. -Hours after Trump says whoever appointed J Powell made a big mistake (it was him), the episode appears not to merit a story on any national-media sites.

17/7/2025, 4:33:09 AM | 9005 2351 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)

shorter MJ: "Shitty polls be damned!"

15/7/2025, 7:38:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)

Links I Wouldn't Click in a Million Years for $1,000, Alex.

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15/7/2025, 4:04:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

I pride myself on being realistic and unsentimental. But I underestimated Mamdani. Cuomo's gonna get his ass whupped.

15/7/2025, 1:59:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

That's an insult to repulsive ghouls

15/7/2025, 1:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Kind of similar phenomenon to the immigrants who've achieved citizenship, then pull up the ladder and say "no more."

14/7/2025, 1:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

It is now clear that average tariffs on August 1 are set to be higher than they were on "Liberation Day." Only a fool would look back to the chaos of early April and conclude that the problem was that the announced tariffs were too small. If you're not worried, you're not paying attention.

12/7/2025, 1:43:11 PM | 3535 966 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. But her main point is about the regime's weakness on immigration, not the Dems' response or lack thereof. Which seems really important.

11/7/2025, 4:37:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair enough. But I think the main point is that the regime is hugely vulnerable here, not what Ds have done or not done in response.

11/7/2025, 2:16:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

I took her point as being "if Democrats can capitalize," not "if Democrats can stop screwing up."

11/7/2025, 2:12:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Trump's polling on almost everything is underwater right now. But seems significant that this is true even for his strongest issue, immigration. Other R politicians have recognized this as a liability. This could be a tipping point, if only Dems can get their act together

11/7/2025, 12:56:15 PM | 1143 169 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for saying that. I grew up in the suburbs too, and had a similar experience.

8/7/2025, 10:39:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

And it’s safer now than it was then. The only really dangerous thing the average American will do today is get in a car.

8/7/2025, 7:11:14 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Strange times when WSJ editorial bd speaks truth to power

3/7/2025, 1:30:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Came here to say this. We’re way past the point where this is even a question

3/7/2025, 1:29:40 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Baker (@deanbaker13.bsky.social) reposted

I think everyone knows by now that a deal with Trump is absolutely worthless

2/7/2025, 10:13:57 PM | 67 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

All speech is free but some speech is more free than others

2/7/2025, 4:47:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/6/2025, 7:29:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Chris Van Hollen (@vanhollen.senate.gov) reposted

We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent. Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.

29/6/2025, 1:54:55 PM | 21089 5014 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Came here to do this

29/6/2025, 12:29:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadistic ghouls

29/6/2025, 12:07:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it’s all a fucking game

28/6/2025, 7:31:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, that's what we need, is to eliminate our few flimsy regulations on our 100 million guns

27/6/2025, 12:58:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)

Still with the "skepticism," @nytimes.com? How about: "With Lynchings, Klan's Skepticism of Black People Comes Full Circle" cc: @nytpitchbot.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...

27/6/2025, 12:15:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🎃Captain SLAY-os👻 (@captainchaos.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"Elon Musk was just doing a hand gesture nobody knows what it means" but somehow Mamdani represents an existential threat to Judaism lol you absolute fucking clowns

An article from the NYT with the headline Elon Musk Ignites Online Speculation Over The Meaning of a Hand Gesture
26/6/2025, 12:54:36 PM | 1182 135 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome

26/6/2025, 1:13:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, more concise: “Over the last few months, Paramount has been struggling with how to get away with bribing a public official.”

26/6/2025, 2:11:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Adams was the first NYC Mayor elected since the 1990s who was *not* from Boston

25/6/2025, 11:00:45 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

wait was the fake low level leaker named John Barron

25/6/2025, 2:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Connor Ewing (@cmewing.bsky.social) reposted

In a June Democratic mayoral primary, Zohran Mamdani received more votes than 22 sitting US Senators received in their most recent general elections.

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25/6/2025, 11:04:48 AM | 8412 1754 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

And good for them

25/6/2025, 3:05:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)

HAWT INNUF FAW YAH? - every dude behind a counter in New England right now

24/6/2025, 8:27:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Peer-reviewed by Grok

24/6/2025, 6:13:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

Truly horrified by this order in way that is deeper and darker than I have felt over many truly awful merits decisions.

24/6/2025, 3:02:47 AM | 4506 1217 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Demented

24/6/2025, 12:43:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Efficiency!

24/6/2025, 1:21:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Turn sideways and slap your butt with your mouth open. Phone recognizes this as "audio butt dial"

23/6/2025, 1:42:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Going to sell bumper stickers that say “AI said it, I believe it, and that settles it”

23/6/2025, 12:59:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social)

Just curious why I am regularly blocked by what are obvious bots. I mean, thanks for saving me the trouble, but what's up with that?

22/6/2025, 6:57:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Silence is better than "not a problem" when thanked.

22/6/2025, 6:53:14 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a certain part of the culture in NY (not just the city) that finds tough(-appearing) guys who skirt the rules appealing. A bully with a smooth front fits the bill.

22/6/2025, 4:56:34 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kyle tear down that highway lucas 🏳️‍🌈 (@itskylelucas.com) reposted

How do we electrify/decarbonize our transit systems? They used to be 100% electric. We don’t need to wait for battery tech or hydrogen to “catch up.” We did this a century ago. Wires. It’s time for both the transit and environmental communities to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.

A CTA streetcar traveling south on Wabash towards Jackson A CTA electric trolley bus 85 Central-Harrison makes a stop
22/6/2025, 5:00:42 AM | 1022 173 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, in his vision, they’re not that different

22/6/2025, 1:58:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“He Knows How to Run Things … Into the Ground”

22/6/2025, 12:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hegseth has the posture of a gibbon

22/6/2025, 2:42:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PS I see chocolate as separate from calories

22/6/2025, 2:38:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh

22/6/2025, 2:37:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

The three of them behind him form a remarkably weak image, I mean what President in the past would appear other than alone under these circumstances? I'd say they were there to drag him away if he started gibbering but I mean, they didn't.

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Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

cutting off your nose to spite the entire world

21/6/2025, 12:17:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

There are lots of administrative judges throughout the federal govt (and in state govts). They are legitimate exactly because they are subject to review by Art. III judges, as here. Which is why DHS spokesidiot has it backwards.

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“If everyone knows we’re robbing the bank, there’s some downside risk to robbing the bank.”

20/6/2025, 9:09:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope

18/6/2025, 4:52:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(correcting address) @bethdavidson.bsky.social cc: @nwindivisible.bsky.social

18/6/2025, 3:10:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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.@bethdavidson.bsky.social @mikesacks.bsky.social @caitfornewyork.bsky.social Where are you on the so-called GENIUS Act? How would you vote if you were in the House now? cc: @pkrugman.bsky.social

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Profile picture Mike (@mtannenbaum.bsky.social) reposted

👇 Evergreen post on crypto. #Crypto

16/6/2025, 8:14:16 PM | 142 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

tl:dr - too many goddamn guns

18/6/2025, 3:04:28 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Performative Deficit Scolds for Lawler ‘26!

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Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

Among other things, those on expired visas, though unauthorized, haven’t committed any crime. The “crime” is *entering* the US without authorization

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And lie about it notwithstanding the clear evidence

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Profile picture The Salt Lake Tribune (@sltrib.com) reposted

Sen. Mike Lee's unfounded claims on social media about the slaying of a Minnesota lawmaker have angered his U.S. Senate colleague from the state.

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Profile picture le Pooch Noir (@eltiante.bsky.social) reply parent

I put my phasers on “stun” before I use “kill.” YMMV

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🤣

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He's an Eagles fan, as he mentions in the first 20 seconds.

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