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@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social

created November 15, 2024

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Gates Foundation Quietly Cuts Ties With Firm Linked to Democrats There is nowhere to hide Bill … you’ll wish you stayed away from tRump www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...

28/8/2025, 4:39:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drunk or high?

28/8/2025, 12:04:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Put the bong down …

28/8/2025, 12:03:31 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no floor with tRump …

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27/8/2025, 11:13:20 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

Trump, Gabbard purged top CIA Russia expert days after Alaska summit Whack jobs tRump & Gabbard wouldn’t listen to the experts, so we’ll have to Pay! Lord save us!!

27/8/2025, 11:08:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’d BETTER!!!

25/8/2025, 5:31:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re a POS tRump!!!

25/8/2025, 5:30:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You and 12 other people care about this dude …

25/8/2025, 5:25:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5 Takeaways From Ghislaine Maxwell’s Interview About Jeffrey Epstein www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/u... Sorry GOP, this interview was nothing but a setup. No one gets to Cross-Examine her … SOFTBALL Questions by Blanche that make Professionals laugh.

23/8/2025, 7:49:09 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

@libertymutual.com Your Golf commercials are dumber than all the rest!!!

23/8/2025, 2:11:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@danwiederer.bsky.social Welcome to the Athletic, which makes it really easy to find your work!!!

20/8/2025, 12:59:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

Our president at work … what a soulless human ICE Took Half Their Work Force. What Do They Do Now? www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/u...

28/7/2025, 11:15:39 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we please leave Racing in the Streets to @brucespringsteen.net !!!

7/7/2025, 4:10:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two nitwits ... you can BOTH LEAVE NOW!

6/6/2025, 4:06:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

@msnbc.com It’s 4:41 PM, what is THIS GUYS NAME????!!!! You do this all the time!!!!

8/5/2025, 8:42:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How else will we hear these Stories if tRump's Executive Order to STOP PUBLIC BROADCASTING FUNDING isn't OVERTURNED???

2/5/2025, 11:16:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who cares, he's a loser!

2/5/2025, 2:30:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats!!

2/5/2025, 2:29:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

Poor Elon ...

2/5/2025, 2:29:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/4/2025, 8:42:57 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many would show up to celebrate tRump’s Funeral?

21/4/2025, 8:47:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/b... Why would anyone believe this Clown who has been Bankrupt how many times?🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

21/4/2025, 8:45:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/2025/04/18/u... … imagine tRump, a soulless Human, rubbing elbows with people who think he’s a Christian!

20/4/2025, 2:28:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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open.substack.com/pub/america/...

14/4/2025, 8:33:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

14/4/2025, 8:32:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Revised? A lot of good that does … ABC7 Chicago read the Story the same as NBC.

8/4/2025, 10:02:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yes!!!

8/4/2025, 10:00:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re going to need to quadruple our Prison Cells for all the rotten bast**ds in the tRump Admin who will be filling them up in 2029!!!

8/4/2025, 9:58:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That wouldn’t surprise me … sadly

8/4/2025, 9:55:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NONE, management will screw it up!

22/3/2025, 12:27:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump lie? /s

22/3/2025, 12:24:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GoBlue (@blu2b4u.bsky.social) reposted

BOYCOTT TELSA. -- It's NOT a crime. #BoycottTesla

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21/3/2025, 2:45:48 AM | 1114 291 | View on Bluesky | view

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And how much are they putting into tRump’s POCKET???!!!

22/3/2025, 12:22:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy it’s the Giants!! How many more years of futility!

22/3/2025, 12:22:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s as dumb as a ROCK!!!

22/3/2025, 12:20:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jay Marriotti just might be the worst Sports Columnist in Chicago History!

21/3/2025, 9:04:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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… and Reinsdorf let Benetti go to Detroit and hires Schriffin who is dreadful!!!

21/3/2025, 8:58:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can you write Carbondale on them?

21/3/2025, 8:51:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no shame in the WH currently occupied by that tROLL tRump!!

16/3/2025, 3:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

@chicagotribune.com Wow! The Sunday Sports Section is SIX PAGES Today! And that’s with ONLY 5 AP BYLINES!!! TY for a Brad Biggs Bears story!!!

16/3/2025, 3:35:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They make you Pay Xtra for a ‘double shot’ of Tartar … tastes great on Fries too!!!

9/3/2025, 1:03:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/08/u... Broadly Unpopular, Elon Musk? How’d you figure that one out?

9/3/2025, 1:02:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a sad story for many Vietnam Vets …

26/2/2025, 10:38:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one will be relevant again …

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20/2/2025, 3:51:30 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/2/2025, 12:50:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great SHOW!!!

19/2/2025, 11:55:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump needs more than translators …

19/2/2025, 3:47:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

A new experience level at the Chicago Auditorium with Jason Isbell!! Yes, that is the Stage down there …

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16/2/2025, 1:40:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like my neighbors cat from long range in LaGrange …

14/2/2025, 11:05:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank the FELON!!!

14/2/2025, 11:00:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

@charliemeyerson.com So what’s with Donnie not liking FELON? He is one, but you also can’t spell FELON without Elon.

14/2/2025, 10:59:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social) reply parent

Why does this grifter want to ruin this? It was an excellent Final Induction Group!!

14/2/2025, 12:18:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

@charliemeyerson.com Gotcha!

14/2/2025, 12:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spoken like a grifter …

13/2/2025, 10:53:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.wbez.org/business/202...

13/2/2025, 10:52:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

Judge orders CDC, FDA to restore websites taken down after Trump gender order. tRump needs to start his hiring blitz over … maybe his thought process too!

11/2/2025, 6:08:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to speak of trailer park white tr@$%!

10/2/2025, 9:02:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just plain DUMB!

10/2/2025, 8:57:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/2025/02/10/u...

10/2/2025, 7:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends ... if you're waiting on something it goes slower, if you're caught unsuspecting it's like a race car!!

9/2/2025, 8:04:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They don't care if Kids eat or people are cared for by Health folks, IT IS tRUMP! He has no concern for those folks!

9/2/2025, 8:03:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re right, what should it be?

9/2/2025, 3:10:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/n... Thank you for those trying to keep America safe!! Long road ahead, we’re behind you!!

8/2/2025, 9:06:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

Somebody, anybody, please put this so called president out of our misery!!! Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...

5/2/2025, 10:58:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandro Alvarez (@aletakesphotos.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The signs. “Unelected autocrat” “No oligarchs, no kings” “Muskrats are an invasive species”

4/2/2025, 11:24:08 PM | 3488 642 | View on Bluesky | view

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Screw tRump and his un-merry band of creepy goofs!!!

5/2/2025, 4:52:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What an idiot!

5/2/2025, 12:30:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a douche bag …

5/2/2025, 4:36:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a nincumpoop!!!

5/2/2025, 1:56:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s so dumb he has no idea. …

5/2/2025, 1:47:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/2025/02/04/w... Interesting story … freebie

4/2/2025, 4:24:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@avindman.bsky.social HOSTILE TAKEOVER? Musk & tRump are robbing us blind and Democracy is up for grabs, SAVE IT!!!

3/2/2025, 2:25:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/1/2025, 2:37:23 AM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I ordered 20 pounds of Green Beans yesterday … tRumps not fckin with my Coffee!!!

28/1/2025, 2:33:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/1/2025, 2:31:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re all in this bag of doo-doo together … the first 4 years were hell on training-Wheels, now he wants a TANDEM!!!

28/1/2025, 2:30:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really, who is it? Or just another MAGA’at?

28/1/2025, 2:26:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is this goof?

28/1/2025, 2:25:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need Altitude … but that’s a good one!!

28/1/2025, 2:22:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lots of Syphilis there, that’s why tRump is afraid of them.

28/1/2025, 2:21:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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tRump is a F’in idiot!!!

28/1/2025, 2:13:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From NYT: White House pauses all federal grants, sparking confusion Trillions of dollars could be on hold, according to an Office of Management and Budget memo.

28/1/2025, 2:11:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course

25/1/2025, 3:25:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That long?

25/1/2025, 3:19:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@joycewhitevance.bsky.social Hi Joyce, being a Chicken lover and owner I thought of you when reading this Substack story ... Stay SAFE!!! yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com

3/1/2025, 1:44:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social)

@bonnieraitt.bsky.social Congratulations on the Kennedy Center Award! Your voice is the Angels singing to us Mortals! Thanks for all you do, we love you!!!

23/12/2024, 2:00:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social) reply parent

Spot on ... thanks for Posting!!

13/12/2024, 8:55:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jefftiedrich.bsky.social You’d better cook a heck of a Turkey Dinner for your beautiful Wife!! Happy she’s home & safe and sound!! Happy Turkey Day!!!

27/11/2024, 2:16:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

22/11/2024, 1:12:16 PM | 38287 7631 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elwoodnotjake.bsky.social (@elwoodnotjake.bsky.social) reply parent

Curious why none of the Coaching Staff mentioned a Leveraging Penalty on the FG kick when it was obvious to many? Also, is Eberflus just lost in space? Lwood in Lagrange

19/11/2024, 10:18:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a goof!! Removed from Favorites IMMEDIATELY!!!

19/11/2024, 10:16:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes indeed …

15/11/2024, 1:16:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view