he’s gonna get eaten alive by the wolves lol
he’s gonna get eaten alive by the wolves lol
our 3yo has a play doctor’s kit that comes with a little thermometer where you press a button and it randomly switches from red/frowny face to yellow/neutral face to green/smiling face and anyways this seems about as accurate
so sorry i died
wait this just made me realize who would be the funniest person to break the news
no wonder they’re saying bluesky is cooked
FOLKS
i feel like only @atherton.bsky.social would appreciate this
isn’t this a Wilco song?
extremely late to this but who cares what their logo looks like? not sure why everyone is making such a big deal about a home decor store
or a snap bracelet
trump giuliani *and* clinton? it’s like the epstein plane going down
times are tough at the Beast’s Castle
i’d just piss in the cornfield but i guess i’m built different
love my illiterate children 🥰
A Wee Tug in the Tub
ok so it took almost 5 months lol but finally made it!
not to be glib but this entire argument presupposes a small-d democratic opposition playing mostly within the “old” rules and, at most, relying on mass mobilization against the authoritarian regime. just seems odd to treat the regime as the only entity capable of violence in the most armed country
This is the worst thing a banana company has ever done. Hang on, I'm being handed a note...
chasing the banana bot around the produce aisles pac-man style so i can get some fucking bananas
in awe of the democratizing power of bluesky where even a small account like mine can get earnest replies to a shitpost 🙏
asked my father-in-law how i can “know a guy”. i will never forget his answer… “we can’t, we don’t know how to do it anymore”
God we’re so lucky that this unlikable doofus is trying to claim the mandate after Trump eats it. 100% does not have the juice to pull this off. Might be the first President to get tarred and feathered if Trump dies in office.
here’s walgreens. it just asks you to say yes or no lol
the other half:
congrats, you can use “depressed about whether or not i need to lose weight” as a loophole and not have to lose any of it!
lol. lmao even. sandwich man lives to fight another day
“ACTUALLY”ing an accusation of deliberate starvation by proudly proclaiming “we shelled that kid” is insane??
we were looking for a cracker barrel of the left when it was in front of us the entire time
what are they hiding back there…
lol. lmao.
the age of the smiling man is over. the time of the frowning man has come
how many people control his truth social account? they could probably keep the posts coming for a bit but yeah eventually if he hasn’t shown his face anywhere…
These idiots now feel the need to weigh in with agreement for whatever right-wing culture war outrage is currently going on. Morons.
The entire Social Security database, dumped on a random cloud server: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...
godwin’s law remains undefeated
You may not like that it takes 100 years to pass some watered down social welfare program because of the constitution but that's also what protects us from dictatorship [some dumb slob does dictatorship in 6 months]
What I'm looking for in the 2028 primary is someone who will put Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem in jail, and so far, that's Pritzker
i had the vision earlier today but inspiration didn’t strike me until past midnight
now wait a goddamn minute
any time we take our daughter to a classmate’s birthday party and it’s paw patrol themed we’re like welp…this is not going to blossom into a lifelong friendship
i’ve yet to use the kettle to smoke anything. what’s your technique?
man you used to be a gangsta rapper and now you're scared of lesbians?
yeah in fairness i’ve only been once but i enjoyed the piers they’ve converted into very walkable parkland / art districts and from what i recall it has a fairly extensive metro and light rail infrastructure. i have yet to visit a major asian city without insane traffic :)
#2 is oddly specific. have you been to kaohsiung?
stock-photo-at-the-PE-owned-dentist-ass picture
A good thread on the fall of UChicago. I'd add that they leaned harder into speech panic than perhaps any other major institution. It turns out, if you can believe it, that there were more pressing issues on campus.
putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.
they’re gonna turn Giordanos pizza boxes into roadside ieds
the ghost of Diamond coming to haunt him in his sleep
“but doctor…i am the freelance vaudeville clown provocateur”
sure but the limiting factor here the fact that many blue states are already facing huge budget deficits because of federal funding going up in flames. I mean the CTA alone is facing a $770m shortfall in 2026, we’re not in a position to establish the Illinois equivalent to the NIH or whatever
i think the only one made was 1998’s FMV adventure “the x-files game”
‘nduja is objectively the goat of pizza toppings
oh 100% his will says they should build a lavish mausoleum in DC with an ornate stone sarcophagus Napoleon style
and insofar as the theatrics are drawing attention to what TX is doing / needing to retaliate, then…
probably not as far as the theatrics / trump-like tweets but if he manages to get a new house map drawn in CA (and passed by voters) i suppose that has some tangible benefits
reading this in the same tone as the “brought a bagged lunch” tweet
(and fwiw i don’t really count newsom there in terms of actual policy, vs theatrics)
the media is absolutely a problem here as you often have pointed out but what exactly is dem leadership (other than pritzker and newsom) doing to signal any sort of coherent policy message that appeals to voters
are you making an argument about dems now or dems when they occupy the white house? because i think you’re exactly right about the media not focusing on biden’s policy messaging in office (vs his age) but dems now (schumer/jeffries) don’t have a coherent message. so what’s there to listen to?
great minds etc etc
our daughter is a magpie and likes to collect her various daily treasures under her pillow. it’s lots of fun at bedtime when she has to check it’s all there and somehow one of these has disappeared. did it fall in the crack between the bed and wall? or did she put it somewhere and doesn’t remember?
Counterpoint: no it doesn’t you fuckin moron
fully get what people are saying about trump not giving up power after 2028 but otoh he’s rapidly decomposing, so who knows
hey so uh i’m not a marketing or SEO genius but idk maybe these guys should think about a rebrand?
i know it’s been said but imagine the media firestorm if a dem talked about a gop stronghold like this
"I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot" sounds like a line Sufjan Stevens would write for his Ohio album before deciding to abandon the project
more and more people are saying this
acab includes potus i guess
need
you don’t think some of these people are True Believers?
doing the cane trick but after he drops and rolls he executes a perfect piss stream into the urinal
i mean have you seen the other cast of characters?
it’s a veritable smorgasbord of gary larson characters come to life www.cbp.gov/medialibrary...
out of curiosity i googled this lady and one of the first results was DHS’ landing page for official portraits and oh boy where do they even find these people
sorry, i didn’t have the energy to pixelate his ugly mug and photoshop it in
if i still lived in DC this would be one of the most satisfying “fuck off”s ever
cuomo should announce “winnie’s law” to make bribes from city officials only available to those who need them
that was yesterday. she’s going for a hat trick
can’t “cracker barrel? i don’t even know ‘er!” anymore. because of woke
i was wondering why she was main charactering again today lol thanks for the explanation
can’t “cracker barrel? i don’t even know ‘er!” anymore. because of woke
i need these data centers to be slopping wet. just absolutely moist.
at least Detroit is a real city. got diverted from Chicago to Cedar Rapids on Saturday. I took a look at the driving time for shits and giggles but it was way too long
found my next password
HJ2CYH2
knew some
“doesn’t work” ok sure you’re telling me this cursed-ass monkey isn’t going to be clapping its cymbals in the middle of the night?
she zoinks on my egads until i gadzooks
also it’s kind of a wonder star wars became as popular as it did. it’s so cheesy and campy
i haven’t watched episode IV in years but whatever they’ve done with the cgi on this version sucks so bad. jabba looks like absolute garbage.
