Oh good lord no. Can we just fucking stop with the political dynasties?
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Oh good lord no. Can we just fucking stop with the political dynasties?
You can start by apologizing to all the students you smeared for bullshit "antisemitism". Admit that they were right about Gaza
Seems to come easily to him
Every Trump smile looks like 😬 though
Juste awfule
Jordan in 90s? Was Cuban in a coma?
God he's so insufferable
Trump’s probably having this guy arrested because he’s not paying a licensing fee
The Ancient Ones stir. Be ready….
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
Charlie Kirk looks like what would happen if a Fleshlight was made into a real boy
Given the Catholic Church's *other* problems.... I don't see why this should be an issue 🤷♂️
Pay attention, people. This is what SINNERS was all about!
Ah fuck, Trump and his goons are coming for Wikipedia now
That’s ironically fitting….
I will never understand how American elites managed to convince themselves that uncivil debate — not fascism, not impunity and not widespread indifference to facts — is the defining problem of our time. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/o...
Or POGs. They were pretty harmless
"By Emily Oster" 🥴
#NIH is hanging by a thread. The #CDC has been decimated. #RFK Jr. and Russell #Vought are psychopaths--I don't say this frivolously--they are cold, calculating, inflicting violence on millions through public policy. It is where we are right now. These men are not normal. 1/
'Cuz Matt Yglesias is a lying sack of shit?
Same, but I own a lot of socks and have a good-sized Le Creuset collection. I could brain someone with the sauté pans, but that's about it
“Thoughts and prayers.” “There is something deeply hypocritical about praying for a problem you are unwilling to resolve.” -Miroslav Volf
Uhh, yeah? Do it?
Gun-lovers are ghouls. This is fucking grotesque. There is no circle of Hell deep or hot enough for Gowdy and those like him
Guys, I was wrong. Avi Loeb is an artistic genius. medium.com/@steve.desch...
"Bipartisan warrior right to repair act"? Focus on real problems: Trump's military occupation of DC, Constitution shredded by the Supreme Court, ICE Gestapo is abducting innocent people off the street and renditioning them to foreign gulags, etc. Spectacularly tone-deaf
His dead eyes say otherwise
She’s so fucking vile
My gender is Shai-Hulud
"Ufair is a small, undeniably fringe organisation, led, Samadi said, by three humans and seven AIs" -- yeah, I'm not even convinced that those other two humans are real either
Honestly the opening hours wouldn't be that unusual in Germany....
Running over real people with various trolleys is the whole point of real-world trolley problems, too, which is is precisely why we have to reject them in the real world. The answer to the trolley problem is to realize that the problem is an artificial and unacceptable construct.
Uh huh, you don't say. And which national newspaper has gone out of its way to not call them Nazis or fascists and has instead worked extremely hard to normalize and mainstream these ideas? 🤔
“ I swear, I’ve cut back to eating just three babies in the morning. Honest”
“He went to relieve himself” takes on a very different meaning
Harsh but accurate
Only if you have the necessary regelialia, though
Finally a logo that respects my heritage and represents my beliefs
This is one of the things worries me most: The Trump MAGA coalition is also a bizarre mixture of conflicting groups who all project their wishes/desires onto Trump. When he goes, the movement will collapse with no successor. It’ll be chaos afterward, and I have no idea what’ll come next
I don’t know, I think he’s too cynical to really believe anything
So… is that worse than angry leftist kids and language policing? Maybe he can ask Ann Coulter about it
it’s wild how the democrats consistently treat politics like the NFL, where if they lose badly enough, they can get a first round draft pick the next year and start rebuilding but then they spend that first pick on an injured punter
James Dobson is dead, was a monster: defector.com/james-dobson...
That’s a good-looking cheesesteak
The hero we need
One of Silicon Valley's foundational myths is that newcomers to a field are uniquely equipped to solve its problems because they're not weighed down by biases and habits that make "experts" overlook obvious solutions. "The most dangerous phrase in the language is: We've always done it this way." 🧵
Real traditional-like 😉
Yeah, I wish him all the worst, but this is pretty bad. (I still won’t feel bad for him, though)
Back up dat ass right here
Conservatives train empathy out of their kids from an early age. It’s def not a disability, it’s an emotional state that’s been purposely stunted and atrophied
Say what you will about Rev. James Dobson, but he committed his life to being as vile, evil, and hateful as he could be, consistently, every single day. He hated his fellow humans utterly and completely, and that kind of steadiness of character is admirable in this day and age.
you can trace so much evil christian shit back to this man and his ratfuck legacy this is a day of celebration for every kid who got sent to pray the gay away camp, every kid who was forced to carry a child to term or had to get a dodgy secret abortion, school shooting survivors, the list goes ON
james dobson is dead and cannot wish anything but eternal pain on that mother fucker. that guy destroyed so many lives
Good. Now go away
They're so insufferably twee and annoying. These Blue MAGA Resist types are vastly less clever than they think
I dunno man i'm a cis person and i'm just following the lead of the trans people i see who are fucking furious at this man for helping to push forward and give a liberal seal of approval to transphobic policies and beliefs. I don't want to see trans people dead. Newsom does. Do you?
Oh wow, this is full-on Blood Libel. Seriously, fuck off with this antisemitic bullshit
One of the biggest blunders (when well-intentioned) and betrayals (when not) in Democratic rhetoric over the years is their impenetrable insistence that what voters respond to is somebody who begins by finding common ground with their opponent, no matter who that opponent is or what that ground is.
OK everyone, the next scammy hype build-up is: QUANTUM COMPUTING!!!!
Lol, they're delusional. Imagine thinking that Trump can read, or that he gives even a nanoshit about anyone but himself
Feeding my NFTs slurp juice I bought with crypto in my pretend metaverse beach house I purchased for one million real dollars. Me and Snoop Dog exchange knowing looks about you rubes mocking AI. We are both legless ghoul caricatures. My self driving Cyber Beast just blew up a school bus.
Yeah, this part broke my brain too….
Post a Non-religious photo you think of as Holy
Nate Silver needs to be atomic wedgied and shoved into a locker
Apparently the colonialism that Europe was doing not large-scale enough 😵💫
The sole reason @scumbelievable.bsky.social keeps getting suspended is because brigades of TERFS and Zionists are up her ass. A halfway decently moderated site would recognize the signs of this kind of activity and thwart it, not reward it @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app
Wait, do you mean to tell me that inflation isn't really a thing and that companies are.... price gouging??? 😲
Great about AI data center absurdity/vapidity
That is, after all, the whole problem with Altman's company: They've innovated a machine that destroys the concept of truth, which will lie confidently - and which will, UNLIKE ME, never feel bad about having misled people, intentionally or otherwise.
I point this out, because it's not enough to just say "He said a ridiculous thing." He said a thing that should have him laughed out of any room of people who know anything about literally any kind of science. It would be SHOCKINGLY more reasonable for him to propose building a ladder to the moon.
This has to be a well-disguised McSweeney’s piece. I refuse to believe this real
Children are getting cancer treatments canceled. Is that the success you’re talking about, asshole?
His singular dedication to being the biggest anti-trans asshole that he can possibly be has led him to ruin his own life. Even the TERF Empress herself is like "Nah, I don't him 🤷♂️"
It makes sense if he means the Eagles' third touchdown at the end of the first half in the SuperBowl 🤷♂️
And if this was happening in say Canada and the federal govt moved the military into Ottawa on the same bullshit too-much-crime pretense, every American news outlet would be all "look at this military junta dictatorship banana republic crap"
hard to take us foreign policy discussions seriously when everyone is still starting from the position that when putin does everything netanyahu does but to europeans that's bad, but when netanyahu does everything putin does but to arabs, that turns out to be kind of okay actually
Must be the malnutrition that's starving the children....
The Russian election interference story really broke his brain, didn’t it?
Since Sept 11th, “terrorist” has been so widely applied as to render the word functionally meaningless. It means everything and nothing, and is never explained because National Security or something
Slightly diminish a preacher T. D. Jake
Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
Can’t just re-bury this fucking fossil?
Apocalyptic end-times evangelical Christian Zionists burning down the world to hasten the Second Coming
Yet again, a reminder that Christian Zionism is the dominant form of Zionism today and the most dangerous one
Yikes! This is like a bad Madame Tussaud’s wax figure, right? 😳
You can start by not banning Palestinians
I would avoid Belqtm at this time of year due to the wildfires
Yeah but how is he going to explain this to Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk the next time they're on his podcast?
You know, if I was the CBP agent involved in this sandwiching, I wouldn't want my name printed in the news for being a huge wuss-baby
Sandwich-proof vests SAVE LIVES
Guy who chose to be an asshole cried when people called him out for being an asshole. He needs to be bullied more
"We stuck to the value of the proposed science, the feasibility of the proposed experiments, and the potential benefits that would derive from them" Like, come on, man. These are all subjective evaluations! He's just too blinded by anti-woke to see it
Or "assault"? Cops are so terrified of everything that throwing a sandwich at them qualifies
There's never a shortage of these types of "pick-me" quisling assholes who will gleefully arrange for their own survival while throwing everyone else to the wolves
"But I am also a career biomedical scientist whose work depends on NIH grants" Please Mr. Trump, spare my livelihood, and kill the Humanities instead 😭
How German media outlets helped pave the way for Israel’s murder of journalists in Gaza - my latest @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
To be fair, humans often make the exact same dumbshit mistakes because we apparently can't learn some things, so it's not entirely unrealistic....
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
Come on, get serious. Jon Stewart is already in his 60s. There is enough geriatric detritus in the Democratic party that needs to cleared out without throwing a past-his-prime former comedian into the mix