i didn’t know arms and legs could bend like this!
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i didn’t know arms and legs could bend like this!
opening weekend of CFB meant watching youtube tv and getting blasted with these ads multiple times an hour. i don’t like it!
dressing a baby is a weird thing. the clothes, the super bendy arms, all of it
Belichick forgot to heed @solomonmissouri.bsky.social's timeless advice and now is in the charcoal ice cream / cialis + red bull / subject of the group chat portion of the "find out" stage.
Belichick's postgame press conference decorated like a baby shower - balloon arch and all lmao
The whole MAHA thing is funny. I don't doubt that we could do with fewer plastics and color dyes. But isn't the real problem obvious? Humans evolved to walk long distances, every day, and eat whatever trash we found along the way. But contemporary Americans literally never walk.
Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.
Don’t forget, we’re shipping this to Ireland next year.
if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly
okay, maybe the beef tallow fry guys have a point
This offseason, I hope UNC decides they need to hire an even older coach. Go get Lou Holtz.
i love cooking dinner like im a contestant on ‘chopped’
bought some powerball tickets, lol
this one has a 24 year old girlfriend, definitely different dude
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
parents lining up at 10:30 am for a 3:00pm dismissal!! could you imagine spending 20 hours a week waiting in a school pick up line!!!!!!!! good lord. parents would rather wait in line for hours than have their kids ride the bus, that’s wild.
One reason for Democrats to ditch their reflex to say "You have a point" to the other side is the right wing hasn't had a good point about anything in most of our lifetimes
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Someone please kill me right now.
The flaw in everyone who makes a Bluesky bad post is that they come to the conclusion that making the site better involves importing people with centrist politics to talk politics when the actual truthful answer is that we need less politics and more goofs but that’s difficult when the world sucks
all you need to know to understand America’s weird blend of libertarian authoritarianism is that the most important instruction of the Gadsden flag motto isn’t “don’t tread” but “on ~ME~”
Loyalty to any posting platform is stupid. I’m not laying down my life for my Favored Company, I’m going wherever I can say “kush got me feeling like the white Tony Soprano” and right now that’s Bluesky
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i mean, the thing is, practicing *isn't* "fun", necessarily, in the same way running ladders isn't fun or defensive sparring isn't fun or paradiddles aren't fun, but they are *part of the process of getting to do the fun things*, they are the activities that help you appreciate *why* things are fun
is trump…?
so you're admitting he disappeared
i love it when strangers tell me they like my hat!
what season of diners drive ins and dives is the best?
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
"oh nothing matters because mr. trump won't let it matter" shut up
The billboards on the way through SF to SFO are like a parody of the city. “Wooza can push to Splorg. Can your TSMP?”
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
it's on bitches
![[Picture of blue Charmin bear holding toilet paper] Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Ply Published: August 30, 2025 Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shitting in this country. The Ultra Soft Mega Roll was the paper to wipe your ass with. Then the other guy came out with a two ply bog roll. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Ultra Strong Mega XXL Roll. That's one ply but like super fucking strong. You could string it between two trees and make a hammock out of it. Like not for an adult or anything, but for a kid? Abso-goddamned-lutely. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened — the bastards went to three ply. Now we're standing around with shit on our fingers, selling one ply and, well let's face it the hammock business never really took off. XXL or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five ply.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/bafkreigleol6ybc7emmcnle4mc2yvmzt7wnre24n467lwq4edujr7shnqq@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Incoming storm in Lubbock.
alabama is going to lose lol
one of the most important technological revolutions in history and it has nothing to do with AI. Trump and his petrostate paymasters want to stop it but at best they'll succeed at costing Americans billions by leaving us slower to adopt it.
in my opinion this 4th down is the game here
lol arch
i think i’m going to fry some chicken tonight
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
lol not fully awake yet, i thought this was about lee corso
“We regret to inform you—Castellanos with a long drive, deep center field—Donald John Trump has passed away. 45th and 47th president of the United States. Home run for Castellanos, Phillies are up 4 to 3.” “It’s weird, though, right Tom?” “Sure is.”
haha why he look like that
you’re going to remember where you were when you found out it was for real for real for the rest of your life
Dr. Bluesky or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Contribute to the Spirit Bomb
and people on this app say they don't understand sports while they all try to will a thing into existence like Jets fans every offseason
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i tried to get on truth social to find the truth about what we’re all hoping for and was hit with multiple ads about mitochondria (the powerhouse of the cell)
why is MAHA so obsessed with mitochondria?
of course he’s not dead, i know you’re disappointed, but take heart, he might be in incredible pain
Dude if he dies before Biden lmao
i have no conference pride. i love watching every other big 12 team eat shit
went on a nice sunset hike 🥾🌅
saw a flag flying at half staff on the way home and thought “wow, maybe it happened”
watching Georgia Tech
America is so divided these days. It's beautiful to know that both Left and Right can agree on one thing: Allowing private developers to build dense housing near transit is WRONG. We are not red Mountain View. We are not blue Mountain View. We are HOMEOWNER Mountain View.
me: him being out of the public eye for two days and not even golfing on the holiday weekend really is pretty unusual @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social: maybe loomer got a tongue ring
I'm not the only one to make this point, but there will need to be the equivalent of Nuremberg Trials when this is all over (however long that takes). If there are no consequences for fascists, we'll keep having fascism.
Trump take LEGO www.404media.co/lego-stops-s...
dog walk so slow my watch thinks my workout has ended
“we bought a zoo”
“deathwish” Gets It Right in terms of what architects do in their free time
i thought this was about the micah parsons trade
OK… Wow. Green Bay #Packers trade for Dallas #Cowboys star Micah Parsons, give up Kenny Clark and 2 first-round picks www.packersnews.com/story/sports...
that’s why they fight so hard against taller buildings
hahaha oh no
Gender-affirming meds like.... Testosterone Replacement Therapy?
some poasting advice
smartest thing texas ever did was ship this guy to georgia
been craving a foot long corn dog real bad lately
We could stop all this but Republican politicians and judges don’t want to
Yeah, we’d be fighting. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
we are going to win www.cnbc.com/2025/08/27/f...
area man beats sandwich crime charge, will not be sub-poenaed
A grand jury has rejected federal prosecutors' attempts to indict Sean Dunn, the man accused of throwing a Subway sandwich at a CBP officer. This comes after three OTHER failed attempts to indict another person accused of assaulting a federal agent. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
it’s crazy he looks like that now
CDC is no longer surveilling outbreaks caused by campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio and Yersinia. What could go wrong?
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
getting instablocked for this. lol
22 years ago today, ESPN debuted Playmakers, a drama about a football team dealing w/ drug issues, domestic violence and homophobia. It was a hit. But the NFL hated it. The show was canceled. I talked to everyone. Here's what happened to Playmakers: www.nytimes.com/athletic/473...
there’s charred broccoli and mushrooms as well!
crispy tofu over red beans and rice with a half assed jerk sauce
feels like extra firm, crispy, baked tofu is going to be my next “0 to 100” food bit.
dumb game idea. guess who? but it’s remembering some guys themed. the face cards are old baseball cards
Disable ChatGPT this fucking instant. Destroy it. JFC.
Republican funded losers trying to convince Californians to not play the same game Texas and Trump are playing Vote yes on the election rigging response act/package on November 4th! Remember employers have to give you time off to vote 🫡
Eagles beat the Chiefs so bad they had that man thinking about settling down and starting a family.
I hope Andy Reid gets put at a table with the Haim sisters
TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION
shocked