I am British autistic , also dyspraxia and T1 diabetes likes anime , politics , memes Will occasionally rant about tories , Starmer and Labour Party as well as autism and disability stuff
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So you’re more a bela Lugosi fan?
Everyone assumes you are a reform supporter or a Tory if you criticise Labour
Cue “I was a latchkey kid and it did me no harm”
“When do we meet your replacement leader?”
I am glad you are dealing well with it , if you feel like it is getting to you , please take care of yourself
Freedland sounds unserious
A mate from uni from Bolton thought her accent was fake until he looked her up on Wikipedia
I mean if you do not sound like my grandfather who served in the navy is that really living/j
like yeah if we talking about policy evidence is welcomed but not like if its "I think *insert group here* shouldn't have rights"
is this genuine or is this a bigot who thinks marginalised identities have to be debated?
now im picturing a george takei gif
I mean I could see it as a plushie
I was lucky parents demanded I came home and went to walk in centre
I was eating loads and somehow losing lot of weight
yeah blood sugar was off the scale and was struggling to breathe
like someone on other place had parents who didn't believe in vaccinations and ended up chronically ill from measles as an adult
got diagnosed type 1 diabetic at 20
ah I had chest infection , but was losing weight for months before then ended up nearly in a diabetic coma , due to ketones because of hyperglycaemia
also may be wrong but flu and covid have led to autoimmune problems , letting a child get measles or chickenpox ( measles cases seems to be rising due to antivaxxers) could possibly lead to autoimmune disorders
ah I had chickenpox at reception in school and gave it to my mother , which looking back could have gone horribly wrong
or visible tattoos
you could dye hair pink , green or blue and have piercings if you were a woman , it sends them into a right tantrum
jfc
I mean one slice soreen goes well with whiskey its both single malt
yeah probably no go areas are largely Black or Asian im guessing
I mean I do not see the East end which could be racism or could be the fact parts of it are gentrified and would charge you excessive ammounts for artisanal bread and coffee
the ive been cancelled tour on tv , radio and newspapers whilst flogging books or paid talks and claiming how hard done by he is
cue grift if he gets backlash
For example in parts of Tamil Nadu speak Tamil not Hindi
Either that or in case of Indian students because it was language of British empire and India had a number of state and regional languages
Ah Lithuanian at my university learned English from American media
Tourists coming to UK suddenly going “you’re not my mother” , “yes I am”
Random in countries where English is only a second or third language “You want some you slag”
Meanwhile arts and culture and media declines as it’s largely privately educated upper middle class kids willing to be a runner or interns
Writers /actors/ comedians : we have something new Studios : sorry we only want established names and shows not anything new
Soft power by playing nothing but Dads army or Fawlty Towers reruns and refusing to commission new talent
cue Blair deciding to go hard on Islamophobia on a largely Muslim population
Like oh no you can’t make a hundred million dollar film , idk perhaps scale back instead of endless CGI
Ffs , he has more money than God probably
That sounds bad
Cue lives of others but American flavour
Contracts for sim only or handset and sim requires good credit and a stable income
Also I imagine most asylum seekers are on pay as you go
who decided drab would bring in customers nothing says enjoyable experience than something out of ikea catalogue /s
also does no one talk about digital exclusion and how difficult it is to operate without using the internet
also the fact CRTs barely exist anymore
this is up there with people going off about benefit claimants having smart phones or flat screens when universal credit largely requires internet and computer or smartphone to login
or that their bowl is empty despite recently being fed?
chillis : ok now I can wait for birds to eat me and pass out my seeds humans : pain feels so good
I mean what is hilariously ironic is plants developing compounds to deter mammals and humans deciding to use them in flavouring and preservative
cue rando in africa or south america who first discovered you could roast beans and drink it getting buzzed after
coffee house : pumpkin spice must flow
Black cauldron?
cue Euclid seeing Lewis Caroll and crying
jfc
unless its some weird Phillip K Dick short story involving teaching AI capitalism
like I did like trains also anime and magic the gathering but nevertheless
the American equivalent of the guy who looks at girls and women and dismisses them out of hand because they aren't men and boys who like trains
Lenin : "wtf" Mao : "Lol" Stalin: "ffs"
not there is anything wrong with intellectual or learning disabled that said even if he were , he still should have dignity
"welcome to the immaculate heart of the eternal grift"
cue someone rich and white and cishet forming a church
yeah I am not surprised you're pissed off my parents would be furious
when you did AMA he seemed quite advanced for his age
I mean I remember you from x and didn't O read several grades above his age?
like does he feel like because he is nonspeaking he is somehow less of a person?
Coldplay *limbers up*
cue Peter sellers
"your dad paints st george on roundabouts" might also be a good one
will delete if I am out of line but does he treat you or Z or your partner this way? if not it seems rather glaring
understandable O should not feel lesser because your dad doesn't remember his important day
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how are they about Ladas?
all you need is army leader with ridiculous number of medals
sounds vaguely like when it was under soviet rule
so Orban is pro russia?
Yet if it was a white Christian country expect outcry
Killing civilians in Afghanistan and Pakistan was acceptable
Like have they realised no one on the left liked Kamala because she pandered too much to Israel and centrists and alienated core voters
maybe he thought it was james bond liscence to shrill
I got transphobe idk why
this was in halls at the time , fortunately no one ever came around and was an empty threat
I mean Musk who was photographed with Ghislane Maxwell maybe should not throw that around
I remember getting threatening letters despite no tv signal
now im picturing some australian advert saying don't go swimming there with a blunt slogan like "don't swim there you wazzock"
saltwater crocodile on tripadvisor "the buffet is to die for , would come again , five stars"
did a crocodile train the AI
" I am not racist but..." "stfu that never ends well"
embrace tradition = far right ok * leftists brings back stocks and parading people in the streets*
“But it will end the industry” “You don’t have to sell it to me”
As well as tudors and Stuart’s
Also both world wars
Mine did Industrial Revolution
Brilliant
Lobster : tell my wife I loved her