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Tom Quinn @tomquinn.bsky.social

OMG, partner was just googling snorkelling from Daintree and the Google's AI summary suggested snorkelling in the DAINTREE RIVER!!! For the unacquainted, the Daintree is famous for salt water crocodile watching tours where you avoid the water at all costs. Please never swim in a river in Nth QLD.

Al Overview Daintree snorkelling involves two distinct types: river snorkelling in the Daintree River or Mossman Gorge and Great Barrier Reef snorkelling off the coast near Cape Tribulation or Port Douglas. River snorkelling, such as the River Drift ...
aug 28, 2025, 10:52 am • 181 92

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Chris Egginton @gorhetti.bsky.social

..and he means NEVER. Crocodiles dont visit your house, please dont swim in their river.

aug 29, 2025, 6:47 am • 1 0 • view
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Ashra 🍉 @ashra.bsky.social

Is this why someone gets torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland every three months? No wonder Bob Katter has his hands full

aug 28, 2025, 12:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kaptain Kobold @kaptainkobold.bsky.social

I think snorkeling in the Daintree is a perfect suggestion for people who follow AI generated suggestions.

aug 28, 2025, 1:15 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jessie L @jessielilley.bsky.social

Also you absolutely do not snorkel in Mossman gorge!!!

aug 28, 2025, 11:02 am • 7 0 • view
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Tom Quinn @tomquinn.bsky.social

AI boosting tourism productivity in action! So many exciting new activities previously denied are now possible.

aug 28, 2025, 11:04 am • 5 0 • view
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Jessie L @jessielilley.bsky.social

Go snorkelling in Mossman gorge, get stuck under a rock and never leave etc etc

aug 28, 2025, 11:06 am • 7 0 • view
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Jessie L @jessielilley.bsky.social

Lose yourself…. Or your leg… in a crocodile

aug 28, 2025, 11:07 am • 3 0 • view
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Jessie L @jessielilley.bsky.social

Ok I had to do my own search. I guess it’s skimming from things like this?

aug 28, 2025, 11:11 am • 2 0 • view
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max zec @epirus.bsky.social

did a crocodile train the AI

aug 28, 2025, 11:23 am • 7 0 • view
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max zec @epirus.bsky.social

saltwater crocodile on tripadvisor "the buffet is to die for , would come again , five stars"

aug 28, 2025, 11:27 am • 15 0 • view
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Tom Quinn @tomquinn.bsky.social

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

aug 28, 2025, 11:29 am • 0 0 • view
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max zec @epirus.bsky.social

now im picturing some australian advert saying don't go swimming there with a blunt slogan like "don't swim there you wazzock"

aug 28, 2025, 11:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Lefa @lefasn.bsky.social

I have a few people I might send this recommendation to, thanks

aug 29, 2025, 3:02 am • 2 0 • view
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Jane Doe, Pretty Hate Machine @noticingclimate.bsky.social

Please never use a shitty browser/search that gives AI results if you can avoid it, because slop creating climate killing abusive tech bros are no fun. @parismarx.com has great suggestions, Vivaldi is a game changing browser with kickass search + more without AI:

aug 30, 2025, 12:04 am • 3 1 • view
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Saoirse Kenney; Antifa Cat Herder is a Clippy 🖇️ $115/496 or $76 @saoirsekenney.bsky.social

📌

aug 28, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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44 Billion dollar bonfire @blyons.bsky.social

Anyone following this AI advice is gonna win a Darwin award pretty quickly.

aug 28, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Peter Murphy @peterkmurphy.bsky.social

Come for the crocs, stay (as in forever) for the box jellyfish.

aug 28, 2025, 11:58 am • 3 0 • view
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Shiv @blshiv.bsky.social

At this point it's natural selection

aug 28, 2025, 11:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Shiv @blshiv.bsky.social

Oh and billionaire criminal negligence...

aug 28, 2025, 11:20 am • 0 0 • view
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IrmaGherd @irmagherd.bsky.social

JFC! The Daintree is riddled with crocs.

aug 28, 2025, 10:55 am • 4 0 • view
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Tom Quinn @tomquinn.bsky.social

Famously so!

aug 28, 2025, 10:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve Feige @others-tide.bsky.social

Can we tell the SovCits that it's against the law to swim there? One way for natural selection to aid humanity.

aug 29, 2025, 8:50 pm • 5 0 • view
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GlassShards @sharpshard.bsky.social

Grim. I was terrified in a boat on that river in winter. “Infested” according to the guide.

aug 28, 2025, 11:29 am • 2 0 • view
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Penny @digitaldaisies.bsky.social

I live in Bristol UK but know that would be a very bad idea.

aug 29, 2025, 9:10 pm • 0 0 • view