ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Why are we bothering with Reese’s cups anymore? The egg is the superior form.
💙Taking it one day at a time💙 I’ve been told my senses of humor and humanity don’t match my face. I’m willing to change my face.
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Why are we bothering with Reese’s cups anymore? The egg is the superior form.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
This was the 11th human flight for Blue Origin. A married couple went TWICE already! Justin Sun bid $28 million for a seat he didn’t even take. Some rich guy paid $1 million for his 18 year old son to go. There’s so many people to be upset with but for SOME reason we’re only mad about THIS one.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay! Great news from my hometown! ❤️
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
“Final Season” has never felt so daunting. C’mon hulu, just give us the whole season at once! We may not have 7 more weeks!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
If I had known it was going to be this beautiful, I would have never started with a paper plate.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
I would like to introduce my first piece of photo storytelling entitled, when life gives you lemons.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice…but going out of your way for a tastycake is worth it!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Donettes or tastycake?
Gary Stevenson (@garyseconomics.bsky.social) reposted
Taxing the rich more is difficult but it's necessary
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Skeet. Ok. I’ll try. Too bad skype (like type) was already taken.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. Thank you for this. Wait, it’s not a “tweet” over here. What is it?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Since my grocery budget is “eating” into my happiness and joy budget, I can not have these types of struggles ruining my happiness and joy. If you are going to perforate a box, you better perforate the gd box. Luckily, this coffee is delicious and I’m no longer mad at it.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
I also love the story of Judith Love Cohen…aka Jack Black’s mother!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
The blue dots of Texas are trying! Don’t forget we gave y’all Jasmine Crockett and Al Green! 💙
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
So true!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait…Peterhead? I lived in Aberdeen once upon a time! The doctors there are much nicer. No one called me fat!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Take my temp however you want just stop telling me that everything in my life would be better if I lost a few lbs.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re right! I’m going to a vet from now on. So much nicer.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
I was all ready to stock up on a small amount of canned goods. I don’t want to be a crazy dooms day prepper but also…anyway, I have been derailed by the fact that some cans are pop top and some are not. If we have the pop top technology, why are we not always using the pop top technology?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
I want to know if the taxpayers are paying for Kristi Noem’s hair, makeup and costumes? That some serious waste, fraud and abuse right there.
U.S. Representative Al Green (@algreen.house.gov) reposted
ICYMI: Congressman Al Green’s Floor Speech Addressing His Being Censured. Watch Rep. Green’s floor speech by clicking here: youtu.be/Xn1Mtn0RiLY?...
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
This line nailed it for me! “Seeing Conservative people, that I have great respect for, do things I never thought they would do”. It shocks me everyday. That shock can cause confusion on how to respond, how to fight back. Thank you, Congressman Green for your example of righteous incivility.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s just practice for July 4th, 2026! The Semiquincentennial is gonna be lit!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Wait, Justin Sun, the guy who bought the $6 million banana art and then ate it? I can’t keep up with this madness!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
realtexaspaul.com
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Houston is having a rough week. Pick on someone else. Not nice, Onion. Not nice.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
“Mrs. America” on Hulu. Such a good re-telling of women’s issues in the 70’s and the long game the Republican Party is playing. Cate Blanchett as Phyllis Schafly. Everyone should watch!!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
It can be difficult to be a blue heart in a red state, but so proud of fellow Houstonian Al Green!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Together we will fight this!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
As Erica of America, I do not approve of this.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
And Gavin Newsom already did.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Rest in Peace, Congressman Turner. Houstonians are tough! There is no better example of that than our Mayor Sylvester Turner! đź’™
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
“Freak Show”…just one of the amazing floats at the Cologne Carnival. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2xKywCw/
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Mistake. Do not give the him the honor of an unopposing audience.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a mistake. Do not give him the honor of an unopposing audience.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess we’ll check back on March 15.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
I will not be buying any cookies today. But tomorrow I might. Does anyone have a lead on almond crescent cookies? The Keebler ones were spectacular but have been discontinued. Perhaps there is a small, family-owned bakery out there that ships them?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
When you try to protect the couch from her and she just assumes you’ve made her a princess bed. 🩵Baby Blu🩵
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
There’s so much absurdity in this clip, but the thing I can’t get past? The president just said “hanky panky”. Hanky. Panky.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe that’s why it has so much kick!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
First cup is Douwe Egberts Pure Gold or Cafe Bustelo instant. Trust.
Matt Szabo (@mjszabo.bsky.social) reposted
Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Today is one month…
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Pleaseee have @geraldorivera.bsky.social accompany Trump to Ft Knox!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
My son felt it was necessary to point out that someone’s 1st birthday is the END of their 1st year of life. So, therefore my upcoming 50th birthday is the END of my 50th year of life. I’ve already BEEN 50 for a whole damn year.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
That will be a huge payday for her when she gets the contract to dress the LA Olympic Athletes.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Lara Trump is positioning herself to outfit the LA Summer Olympics 2028.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Billions of dollars of stollen? Now, this is something we should all agree on! You get a stollen! You get a stollen! Everybody gets a stollennn!!!
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ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Well, first they are building in Albania. Jared Kushner has had all of the plans drawn up for years. bsky.app/profile/nyti...
Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal (@jayapal.house.gov) reposted
Wishing a happy Lunar New Year to all who celebrate! As we enter the Year of the Snake, I hope everyone enjoys a year filled with joy, peace, and justice.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Thank you, @amyklobuchar.com! And seriously, who tf is Matthew Vaeth?? Anyone have a picture? A bio? Anything?? youtu.be/9BosvzPYpyQ?...
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
This Baz Lurhrmann video comes up as a social media memory every January. A different part of the speech resonates the most each year. youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI?...
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
As a hardcore Gemini, I am both the level-headed and the feral friend, but margaritas are required either way.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
This is only one of the many reasons y’all should be talking about Jared Kushner! Ugh!
Jim Stewartson, Antifascist (@jim-stewartson.bsky.social) reposted
On the bright side, the richest man wants to steal your Social Security, lower his taxes to zero, and remove regulations so you can have free fireworks every day!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Love this so much. #theroad www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYKN6MG9/
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
I’m trying so, so hard to stay focused on the positive and I really don’t need this level of negativity right now.
lizzo (@lizzobeeating.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t believe in “bad” or “good” anymore. There’s only pain & love. Some people operate from a place of pain and some operate from a place of love. If you move in pain you cause pain, if you move in love you give love.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Is it a sign? Is it a distraction? Is it a sign? Is it a distraction? My gut has been unreliable. Will probiotics fix that too?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Is it possible to start intermittent fasting without it becoming my entire personality? TBH, I started yesterday and I’ve already forgotten who I was before. Is that just the lack of calories?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
My Twitter feed is trash. My feed here isn’t really taking off. If it wasn’t for tiktok, I would be lost. But that’s going away soon. I’m just a Gen X mom of 3 that needs to stay up to date on world news and trends, all while being entertained. Is that too much to ask?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
It obviously didn’t compare to local restaurants, but it was hands down the best McDs we’ve ever been to.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Not last week recently. More like Trump’s first presidency recently.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact: There is McDs in Greece. The stars aligned in a way I still don’t understand, but I was there with my 3 small children and we had Greek Big Macs served in pita bread. It was good, like really good.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Sharing is caring. So I will share my imaginary prize bc it was me.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty sure I was her 1 millionth follower. Did I win a prize?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Just saw someone say, focus on the good, and the good gets better & that feels like some toxic positivity BS. But then I thought, focus on the bad, and the bad gets worse & that feels true. So, maybe toxic positivity isn’t so bad after all? Maybe it’s just positivity. Damn. Anyway, happy Monday! 💙
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Speaking of leftovers, if you haven’t watched The Leftovers (2014-2017) then get to it! You can thank me later!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
In prep for 2025, I am rewatching The Handmaid’s Tale. And I was wondering if anyone has made an online quiz, similar to the Sorting Hat quiz for which house at Hogwarts you belong in, but instead, which role will you be assigned in Project 2025…Martha, Jezebel, Handmaid or Wife.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Why do I always have to figure things out the hard way? Just once, can’t I figure it out the easy way then spend countless hours, with drink in hand, laughing about all of the harder ways I could have done it?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Only been here a minute. Did I do something to make my feed full of pizza posts or did EVERYONE actually have pizza last night? Is Friday “PIZZA and ________ night”? Not mad about it.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
Skyline??? Pardon my ignorance, I just got here. Is that what the feed is called or did you just make that up? Either way, perfection.
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social) reply parent
This could have changed so many things www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY2agNq8/
LeVar Burton (@levarburton.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Thursdsy, y’all!
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
Bought my first stocking stuffer. Christmas presents are going to be a little different this year. What’s on your Christmas list?
ericajayne.bsky.social (@ericajayne.bsky.social)
I have just discovered “Minnesota Hot Dish.” It appears to be deliciousness, mixed with yumminess, topped w/ tater tots. If you’re looking for a little joy this Thanksgiving, you too should make a “Minnesota Hot Dish.” Here’s one from the 1st Fam of MN! Would 💙 more recipes! @gwenwalz.bsky.social