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examples from 2020, an election year the democrats won
more deadlines I assume
memes really are just one step removed from novelty coasters and wall art aren’t they
thank you have a blessed holiday weekend
it’s Saturday I am not doing math
everyone is getting ready for their “you there boy, what day is it?” moment
just floating above the pole like a glitch in a video game
there should be a web game where you only see the top of his face and have to guess if he's smiling or not
I don't think I've ever seen life in his eyes
exchanging locations
phrasing
*christmastime is here instrumental playing softly*
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wistfully thinking about all the Stan Chera memes
watching the outfielders running back to the wall and hoping they don’t stop
like the legend of the penis
so I just stare at my sprain from a fall
Or messing around with the farsight, so many absurd weapons, the options feel unmatched even in modern shooters
one of my favorite things to do was fuck around with the combat simulator, for instance: setting up a game against fistsims with remote mines so you can plop one on a bot and then wait for it to go near other bots
the game I could talk for a while about on a podcast would be perfect dark, I played it so much as a kid
would probably need to be cards instead of tiles, could give it a cowboy western saloon theme
would you live for him
he’s not just smoking those baseballs
where are the muppets in the balcony when you need them
Kemono is good (the dev should be applauded for making the game work on a vertical screen) but the furry aspect does seem audience-limiting and there’s no dedicated matchmaking
if this is theater he should get off the fucking stage
I want to play casually not against people who will destroy me
the real question is “what’s the best way to get other people into mahjong” because not everyone is going to get sucked into a rabbit hole while playing yakuza
has there ever been a piece of vampire fiction where a guy buys land around the vampire castle and refuses to invite them so the vampire is just stuck in the castle
we can’t even have the fucking bread or circuses, he just has to fuck up every single thing possible
napping rules, I love honking and shooing
utter dogshit
putting a sign on the restroom that says "NO MATT YGLESIAS"
matty if you really believe in free speech you'd be willing to question who is the bigger threat to public restrooms
all this space and he puts two hammers on the same rung, you can just hear shit falling to the ground as you try to grab a tool from that
return of the kink
Tom Clancy’s Clive Barker’s Jericho
now that’s what I call an inspiring movement
At least change the colors so it doesn’t look the same from a distance They have learned absolutely nothing from Make Donald Drumpf Again
he specifically has a very weird thing about windmills but yeah
absolutely need sports to completely migrate over to here
I still use the bucket from last year as a cookie jar at home
no sense going to the milk stand without stopping by sweet martha’s- and they have milk there anyway
I imagine they thought being one of the “good ones” would save them
The new food item at O’Garas, the pot of gold potato dumpling things, extremely mid.
Deep fried Uncrustable was amazing, like a perfectly melty toasted PB&J. Burger ingredients were kind of a third wheel but not bad. Extremely messy and greasy, everyone in my group who took a bite tried really hard to not get messy and failed, needed about a dozen napkins.
I didn’t take a picture but the best food item I had at the fair was the Irish Tater Kegs at O’Garas
They were really good
State Fair
six years ago, and it has only gotten worse since then
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
even if this were true, it only makes the idea of putting cuomo up as his opponent more idiotic
all of the implied support with none of the flimsy prestige of performing at an official event to fall back on
the xxx files
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it is kind of a trip to think about how the earth revolves around the sun too, like you gotta really get outside of yourself spatially to think about it
[politics understander just read the niemoller poem] oh hell yeah thats loads of people before they come for me that will buy loads of time , sick
once again, the game rules appear to be: Dems have to answer for a bad faith interpretation of anything a left wing person, not even a party member, says Reps do not have to answer for the batshit things the fucking president says
there are acquired tastes
*i* think that the issue isn’t the words, it is the substantive positions. no amount of language self policing will satisfy someone who just disagrees with, say, legal protection from gender discrimination
the White Sox must be named Cain the way they murdered Abel
they have good pancakes, but not the best I’ve ever had, my mother in law makes a southern breakfast that makes Cracker Barrel look like shit
are you not entertained?
Royce Lewis having a hell of a night Cabrera what the heck
ROYCE LEWIS GRAND SLAM
the four words every man wants to hear
katy perry: this dream...
I hardly know her barrel
there’s a place where you can get bent over a barrel and pegged, and they have breakfast?
breaking the barrel sounds a lot like a sex thing and we should consider using that angle to our advantage
oh a company simplified and flattened their logo? next you’re gonna tell me the YouTube app icon doesn’t look like a retro television anymore
all of them became cyber deputies to fight against children being trafficked in overpriced Wayfair furniture and it completely fizzled out once it became obvious the big guy was heavily involved so now they have to run a new crusade against Cracker Barrel for doing that thing every company does
Every ounce of strength Rufo has was freely given to him by the news media he considers his enemy
youtu.be/wXZNuwY_5-U?...
someone literally fucked her brains out
I’m guessing Bongino finally learned what has been obvious to everyone else forever
given how his only thing so far is doing a Trump impression (and it’s not even him), it is very easy to dump his ass now instead of later
this feels like a stereotype
it’s a literal cesspool
turns out it was go woke OR go broke
the storm drains are stealing our precious floods away from us
his face is perfect for like a discord emote
why wouldn't i
no way, the metaverse guy failed?
before going to bed I like to make sure there’s no monsters in the closet by loudly saying it’s okay to be gay
It would be very bad if I had an allergic reaction to this admin given how much an epipen will cost me
