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Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker

@erikgunderson.bsky.social

Bluesky user number 125,860. That and $6.00 can buy me a latte. You're damn right the Trump people live in my brain rent-free. That's because they're actively wrecking my country and I resent it.

created June 14, 2023

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Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Today is 02 September 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34

2/9/2025, 2:05:14 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Trump, Hegseth violated the Posse Comitatus Act with their troop deployment to Los Angeles, Judge Charles Breyer rules after trial. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA GAVIN NEWSOM, et al., Plaintiffs, Case No. 25-cv-04870-CRB OPINION GRANTING INJUNCTIVE RELIEF V. DONALD J. TRUMP, et al., Defendants. Congress spoke clearly in 1878 when it passed the Posse Comitatus Act, prohibiting the use of the U.S. military to execute domestic law. Nearly 140 years later, Defendants President Trump, Secretary of Defense Hegseth, and the Department of Defense deployed the National Guard and Marines to Los Angeles, ostensibly to quell a rebellion and ensure that federal immigration law was enforced. There were indeed protests in Los Angeles, and some individuals engaged in violence. Yet there was no rebellion, nor was civilian law enforcement unable to respond to the protests and enforce the law. Nevertheless, at Defendants' orders and contrary to Congress's explicit instruction, federal troops executed the laws. The evidence at trial established that Defendants systematically used armed soldiers (whose identity was often obscured by protective armor) and military vehicles to set up protective perimeters and traffic blockades, engage in crowd control, and otherwise demonstrate a military presence in and around Los Angeles. In short, Defendants violated the Posse Comitatus Act.
2/9/2025, 1:50:29 PM | 2795 754 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

100% here for Lagertha content

2/9/2025, 12:25:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Today is 01 September 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34

1/9/2025, 4:32:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Best stunt was Moonraker's opening sequence Best song was GoldenEye Best Q is Wishaw Best villain was Scaramanga

1/9/2025, 12:42:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Sexiest Jason Bourne

1/9/2025, 12:12:58 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think this is a controversial opinion here because I share it. FRWL is my favorite Connery-era movie.

1/9/2025, 12:05:21 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

That's what it looked like in my hammock!

31/8/2025, 10:57:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Still afternoon here

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31/8/2025, 10:30:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Today is 31 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34

31/8/2025, 4:48:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Water table on a Florida barrier island: 4 feet

31/8/2025, 4:33:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel A. Horwitz (@danielahorwitz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

A reminder that the trial record in this case is so incredible that you would not believe me if you didn’t simply read it yourself.

Transcript from license plate litigation containing many DZNUTS references
31/8/2025, 4:16:40 PM | 171 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Bringing back debtor's gaol will make America great again.

31/8/2025, 4:24:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Today is 30 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34

30/8/2025, 4:46:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Today is 29 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34

29/8/2025, 6:36:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

My ethic of not cheering for death is, frankly, challenged here. Cunningham has not been missed in Congress since he left.

29/8/2025, 4:40:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Ding ding ding

29/8/2025, 4:35:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm going to guess #2, and she's going to run for Governor next year in a way that'll make Scott Walker look like Jim Doyle. But that does leave room for pleasant surprise.

29/8/2025, 4:33:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

This statement can be read in two ways. 1. A call to reform the conservative movement, which she will help lead once off the bench, free of judicial ethics binding her partisanship; or 2. A call to rally and harden the conservative movement so as to recapture Wisconsin government from Democrats.

29/8/2025, 4:31:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Which is to say, in prose, we don't solve problems until they become emergencies. It's very easy to buy into accelerationist logic under such circumstances and I am succumbing to it here. Let's demonstrate how bad the Republicans are at governing.

29/8/2025, 4:25:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

All the way from where we came Built a mansion in a day Distant lightning, thunder claps Watched our neighbor's house collapse Looked the other way And then the storm was overhead All the oceans boiled and rivers bled We auctioned off our memories In the absence of a breeze Scatter what remains

29/8/2025, 4:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

A grateful nation rewards its ally and supporter.

29/8/2025, 4:17:25 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ashlynn_b (@ashlynnb.bsky.social) reposted

this @redditpackers.bsky.social post legit made me lol - even video games know Jerry Jones got in his feelings and gave #Packers a gift in this Parsons trade 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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29/8/2025, 3:52:58 PM | 43 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not incentivize them to GET IT RIGHT?

29/8/2025, 4:10:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:07:37 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

Wonderful story. Moore did nothing but lie during the meeting and afterwards.

29/8/2025, 3:16:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

Federalism!

29/8/2025, 3:01:46 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

All right. Still more frogs to eat but that's going to have to wait until Tuesday. I'm headed for the hills!

29/8/2025, 2:14:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done.

29/8/2025, 12:53:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

To "reign" is to govern, to rule, to direct and preside over. It most particularly applies to royalty: a queen REIGNS over her domain. To "rein" is to restrain, check, slow, or halt something or someone. It specifically refers to the equestrian tool: a cowboy REINS in his panicked horse.

29/8/2025, 12:44:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

"Reign" versus "rein" misuse is quickly displacing "affect" versus "effect" in my priority list for "annoying grammar mistakes that smart people make." No one needs to "reign in" Donald Trump's authoritarianism. Congress and the Courts need to "rein in" Donald Trump's authoritarianism.

29/8/2025, 12:44:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

NEW — My chat with @chriswarcraft.bsky.social about his run for California State Assembly:

28/8/2025, 7:17:06 PM | 1532 258 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Though I am an atheist, there are certainly non-supernatural analogues to prayer!

29/8/2025, 12:16:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I have shared before that I make it a strict personal ethic to not celebrate, welcome, invite, or cheer at death, no matter whose death is under discussion. If these present musings manifest into that reality, I shall endure the most difficult test of that ethic I anticipate occurring in my life.

29/8/2025, 12:02:11 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Uhhh didn't like EVERYONE suggest this?

28/8/2025, 11:59:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

Gozer: CHOOSE YOUR DYSTOPIA! Stantz: [Gulps, glances earnestly at Venkman] Gozer: THE DYSTOPIA HAS BEEN CHOSEN! MEET YOUR DOOM, MORTALS! [Ominous thuds in the distance.] Venkman: WHAT DID YOU DO, RAY? Stantz: It was... it was Peter Theil. He's just a weird tech guy! Nothing bad could happen, right?

28/8/2025, 11:57:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

The only problem I see here is that the grass in Dupont Circle appears not to be getting enough water.

28/8/2025, 11:48:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Here in Oregon, there was substantial support from the National Guard. Which struck me as appropriate and beneficial: the Guard exists in substantial part to respond to public emergencies, and COVID was surely that!

28/8/2025, 6:51:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

It's still super gross.

28/8/2025, 6:13:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

It may mean that Texas places tangible barriers to Democrats actually casting votes, and further that one of those barriers is gerrymandering which dilutes Democrats' votes to the point Republicans remain in political control.

28/8/2025, 6:09:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

By themselves these answers are pretty generic -- Leavitt doesn't know, so she's giving "I don't know" answers. Reading sinister intent requires making the connection of the questions coming from conservative media outlets, and inferring that they are flying in formation with the White House.

Two bluesky posts, with photographs and video of a White House press briefing by Karoline Leavitt (a blonde white woman today wearing a black shirt or blouse standing in front of the White House logo), and a still shot of dozens of reporters in professional dress assembled in the audience. One post is from Justin Baragona‬ ‪@justinbaragona.bsky.social; the other is from ‪The Bulwark‬ ‪@thebulwark.com‬. The text of these posts reads: The Daily Wire's Mary Olohan:
28/8/2025, 6:02:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

If there is one country on Earth that absolutely does not need trade with the U.S. at all, it's Norway. If the SPU sold every penny worth of its U.S. assets out of the market and re-invested them in the EU and Asia, no one in Norway would even blink.

28/8/2025, 4:59:14 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice work if you can get it.

28/8/2025, 4:49:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Today is 28 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34

28/8/2025, 4:45:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

COYS Oh wait he's not anymore

28/8/2025, 1:31:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't once, and it cost me $5. And more than a bit of embarrassment.

28/8/2025, 1:18:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

How long do you think you would have got before your rejoinder would have been "Oh for fuck's sake, Bari, get real!"

28/8/2025, 1:11:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Related

An AI generated photoshop of a dumpster with its contents lustily on fire in front of the White House. Details are wrong; the actual White House would have the driveway going up all the way to the Portico, and the hallways to the East and West Wings are not depicted. Also the lettering on the dumpster appears to be in Cyrillic lettering, don't know what's up with that. But it's good enough that you get the idea.
28/8/2025, 1:10:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

I think I just fell in love a little bit with Tom Brown, an Appalachian man who collects rare apples. And who has the ability to put them all on display while they are all more or less ripe! Now I must make all the cider, eat all the pie.

28/8/2025, 1:03:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Supporting trans rights is the right thing to do. This is easy morally; that shouldn't require further explanation. Politically, the kinds of people who will hold it against Democrats for sticking up for trans people ARE NEVER GOING TO VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS ANYWAY. So why ought we cater to them?

28/8/2025, 12:58:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Quite the earworm, too, and has been for *coughcough* years.

28/8/2025, 12:52:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

July 2020: Agent: Calls for Maintenance Maintenance Guy: Knocks on door, plunger in hand, calls out, "maintenance!" Agent: Fails to check peephole, throws door open, points gun at Maintenance Guy in two-handed range stance. Holds pose for 4-5 seconds. Lowers gun, announces he "fucked up." SCENE

28/8/2025, 12:36:40 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

Susan Collins has demonstrated again and again that she will neither lead her party to do what is right, nor follow what is right when, as has become frequent, doing so requires defying Trump. Since she neither will lead nor follow, history offers a third option, and Mainers deserve she take it.

28/8/2025, 12:29:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Mazel tov! Enjoy your cocktail.

28/8/2025, 12:12:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

It may be worth it to see if there is some sort of a family law situation going on, and this might be a way to frame the disfavored ex-child-in-law so that the favored child will have a leg up in the custody fight. If one thought digested cocaine passes harmlessly but tests positive, I could see it.

28/8/2025, 12:11:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Bleak House

28/8/2025, 12:08:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

That dude's analysis is so dead on the exact center of the gold dot of the bulls-eye -- and delivered colorfully -- I no longer understand how there could be any other plausible explanation.

28/8/2025, 12:01:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

Interesting conversation today with a PCC student looking to gather career information. I told her that if she was interested in pursuing a career in the law, the most important skill she could cultivate in herself now was the ability to write. WITHOUT THE ASSISTANCE OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.

27/8/2025, 11:46:42 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free DC Mouse (@missmouse.bsky.social) reposted

Spotted by the north entrance of the Dupont Circle metro. Also spotted, about 4-6 National Guard on the Metro Center platform. No NG on the Union Station Metro platform. 🤷‍♀️

A sticker that says, “US Out of DC, Yankee Go Home, Big Balls Had It Coming.”
27/8/2025, 11:13:07 PM | 1012 230 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you, Claude, for telling me what I wanted to read and citing to sources that I trust.

Scientific Assessment This claim is not scientifically sound for several reasons: No diagnostic capability: You cannot visually diagnose mitochondrial dysfunction or any cellular-level problems by looking at children in an airport. Actual mitochondrial disorders require sophisticated medical testing including genetic testing, muscle biopsies, and biochemical analysis. Actual mitochondrial diseases are rare: True mitochondrial diseases affect approximately 1 in 5,000 people and have specific, severe symptoms that wouldn't be casually observable in passing. Conflation with broader health concerns: Kennedy has repeatedly claimed that environmental toxins are responsible for conditions like autism, stating
27/8/2025, 11:37:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

I don't know how much faith to put in this but I do enjoy how the AI flatters my priors.

Secretary Kennedy today wrote that he saw kids who he believed face
27/8/2025, 11:37:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted

BIG BALLS HAD IT COMING would make a tremendous protest sign for labor day no kings

27/8/2025, 11:28:40 PM | 594 115 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Was this to facilitate abuse, or to simulate abuse by someone else? I could see, for instance, trying to frame an estranged parent to gin up evidence in a nasty custody dispute where Grampa here is trying to throw his weight around.

27/8/2025, 11:27:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Snowflake. Don't like getting mean looks from strangers in restaurants? Don't be an loud asshole on national TV.

27/8/2025, 11:21:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I think we all just became Grimsby fans!

27/8/2025, 9:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

An AI-generated image of a submarine sandwich wrapped in paper that repeats the words
27/8/2025, 9:09:49 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Good times...

27/8/2025, 7:44:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

But until that day, it's bare knuckles.

27/8/2025, 7:16:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

That's why I say we should do this. Ideally, we wind up creating an interstate compact doing away with gerrymandering completely either through nonpartisan commissions charged with drawing maps reflecting communities of common interest and compactness, or (less likely) proportional representation.

27/8/2025, 7:16:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Yankees are excommunicate

27/8/2025, 7:14:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Make no mistake, I say yes, we should do this in retaliation for the Texas re-gerrymander, but kniw and understand that it's a political move, unjustifiable by any imaginable principle.

27/8/2025, 7:10:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to live in this area. It's a laugher of a gerrymander to cut Quartz Hill into an adjacent district. This is a sprawling exurb surrounded by near-empty desert, if ever there was a "community of common interest," it's these neighboring cities and areas of the Antelope Valley.

27/8/2025, 7:10:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I move to report no true bill on this charge.

27/8/2025, 7:04:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't care if it helps Republicans or Democrats. Making it easier for people to vote is a good thing and we should do it.

27/8/2025, 5:03:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Today is 27 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34

27/8/2025, 5:00:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

The wheels of justice grinder on.

27/8/2025, 4:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

41%. Disapproval rating is 50%.

27/8/2025, 4:43:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

It is not 4-D chess. It is not even check3rs. It's a toddler who got into mommy's coffee smearing game pieces around the tabletop as though they were fingerpaint.

27/8/2025, 4:32:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I coukd ask him here myself but I think/hope it might touch off more conversation about sports in society.

27/8/2025, 3:17:28 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

What is the political makeup of the NFL? Does it follow racial lines, money lines, or is there any pattern at all?

27/8/2025, 3:16:09 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Our magic number is 25. 24 if the SFGiants beat the Cubbies tonight. Yes it's August and I'm talking magic numbers.

27/8/2025, 3:12:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

Sac. Fly. Win! WTG Isaac Collins!

27/8/2025, 3:08:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:04:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Mazel tov on the incoming kid, Athul!

27/8/2025, 2:45:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Double that if you're bragging about Mensa. No offense to both of the nice people in Mensa, but everyone I've met who advertises that membership is not someone I wanted to hang with no matter how smart they were.

27/8/2025, 12:20:42 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Can we just Truman Show him as "King of America"? And have actual sensible people govern, just nobody tells him?

27/8/2025, 12:19:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

We already have one mad king or at least a rich asshole pretensing at being one, thank you very much I do not like him nor his antics and there was just Discourse here today about how bells will ring across the nation and children will spontaneously sing in the streets when he dies

27/8/2025, 12:18:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

STOP THE PRESSES! Posted about ninety minutes ago on X the everything app

We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm welcomes, and the kind of country hospitality that feels like family. As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon. [Photo of the old Cracker Barrel logo with the white dude sitting on a chair next to a barrel and the strangely kideny-shaped whorl around the words Cracker Barrel]
27/8/2025, 12:17:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

My thought exactly: the kidney that is going to imminently fail or accumulate a stone, because of all the salt they're going to put into their food.

26/8/2025, 11:45:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)

Hey I did it!

26/8/2025, 10:31:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

You're better off than he.

26/8/2025, 9:53:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

You can distinguish between a sincere compliment and "Shaving Cream," because you have enough self-esteem to know what is sincere, and what is Shaving Cream. For someone so deeply lacking in self-esteem as he, even the transparently insincere appearance of praise balms the gaping wound on his ego.

26/8/2025, 9:53:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) reposted

“Breaks silence” lmao it’s been like 40 minutes

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26/8/2025, 7:53:54 PM | 1047 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

The lesson of these first Roman autocrats is "Watch what people with DO with their power, not what they say." The lesson of Trump is, America appears to have finally forgotten the lessons of Rome.

26/8/2025, 8:02:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Caesar denied having aspirations of kingship but accepted the title of Dictator for Life and purported to bequeath all his dignitas -- honor and esteem -- on his nephew and successor Octavian, who arranged to have himself renamed Augustus. Augustus then claimed to have "restored" the Roman Republic.

26/8/2025, 8:00:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm not a dictator, by the way." "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States." Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug and judging by Trump's IV bruises, he's been mainlining it.

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Profile picture Sara Straw (@oneoneder.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Gay frogs: 1 Alex Jones: 0

26/8/2025, 7:46:43 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

Sincerely-smiling dude in a goofy hat: plus. But Tay-Tay's fans knew she'd found a good dude anyway. Mazel tov to the happy, famous, wealthy couple and the fortunate attorneys who get to write their prenup.

26/8/2025, 7:55:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

A:

A photograph of Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court John Roberts wearing a collared shirt, tie, and his judicial robes, smirking just to the left of the camera in a candid shot.
26/8/2025, 7:52:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent

It's nice being able to work from home when I want to but today especially I miss the air conditioning in my office.

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