Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker
@erikgunderson.bsky.social
Bluesky user number 125,860. That and $6.00 can buy me a latte. You're damn right the Trump people live in my brain rent-free. That's because they're actively wrecking my country and I resent it.
created June 14, 2023
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Today is 02 September 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Trump, Hegseth violated the Posse Comitatus Act with their troop deployment to Los Angeles, Judge Charles Breyer rules after trial. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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100% here for Lagertha content
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Today is 01 September 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Best stunt was Moonraker's opening sequence Best song was GoldenEye Best Q is Wishaw Best villain was Scaramanga
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Sexiest Jason Bourne
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think this is a controversial opinion here because I share it. FRWL is my favorite Connery-era movie.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what it looked like in my hammock!
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Still afternoon here
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Today is 31 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34
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Water table on a Florida barrier island: 4 feet
Daniel A. Horwitz (@danielahorwitz.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
A reminder that the trial record in this case is so incredible that you would not believe me if you didn’t simply read it yourself.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Bringing back debtor's gaol will make America great again.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Today is 30 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34
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Today is 29 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
My ethic of not cheering for death is, frankly, challenged here. Cunningham has not been missed in Congress since he left.
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Ding ding ding
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I'm going to guess #2, and she's going to run for Governor next year in a way that'll make Scott Walker look like Jim Doyle. But that does leave room for pleasant surprise.
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This statement can be read in two ways. 1. A call to reform the conservative movement, which she will help lead once off the bench, free of judicial ethics binding her partisanship; or 2. A call to rally and harden the conservative movement so as to recapture Wisconsin government from Democrats.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is to say, in prose, we don't solve problems until they become emergencies. It's very easy to buy into accelerationist logic under such circumstances and I am succumbing to it here. Let's demonstrate how bad the Republicans are at governing.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
All the way from where we came Built a mansion in a day Distant lightning, thunder claps Watched our neighbor's house collapse Looked the other way And then the storm was overhead All the oceans boiled and rivers bled We auctioned off our memories In the absence of a breeze Scatter what remains
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
A grateful nation rewards its ally and supporter.
ashlynn_b (@ashlynnb.bsky.social) reposted
this @redditpackers.bsky.social post legit made me lol - even video games know Jerry Jones got in his feelings and gave #Packers a gift in this Parsons trade 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not incentivize them to GET IT RIGHT?
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Wonderful story. Moore did nothing but lie during the meeting and afterwards.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
Federalism!
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
All right. Still more frogs to eat but that's going to have to wait until Tuesday. I'm headed for the hills!
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Well done.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
To "reign" is to govern, to rule, to direct and preside over. It most particularly applies to royalty: a queen REIGNS over her domain. To "rein" is to restrain, check, slow, or halt something or someone. It specifically refers to the equestrian tool: a cowboy REINS in his panicked horse.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
"Reign" versus "rein" misuse is quickly displacing "affect" versus "effect" in my priority list for "annoying grammar mistakes that smart people make." No one needs to "reign in" Donald Trump's authoritarianism. Congress and the Courts need to "rein in" Donald Trump's authoritarianism.
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
NEW — My chat with @chriswarcraft.bsky.social about his run for California State Assembly:
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Though I am an atheist, there are certainly non-supernatural analogues to prayer!
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
I have shared before that I make it a strict personal ethic to not celebrate, welcome, invite, or cheer at death, no matter whose death is under discussion. If these present musings manifest into that reality, I shall endure the most difficult test of that ethic I anticipate occurring in my life.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Uhhh didn't like EVERYONE suggest this?
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
Gozer: CHOOSE YOUR DYSTOPIA! Stantz: [Gulps, glances earnestly at Venkman] Gozer: THE DYSTOPIA HAS BEEN CHOSEN! MEET YOUR DOOM, MORTALS! [Ominous thuds in the distance.] Venkman: WHAT DID YOU DO, RAY? Stantz: It was... it was Peter Theil. He's just a weird tech guy! Nothing bad could happen, right?
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
The only problem I see here is that the grass in Dupont Circle appears not to be getting enough water.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Here in Oregon, there was substantial support from the National Guard. Which struck me as appropriate and beneficial: the Guard exists in substantial part to respond to public emergencies, and COVID was surely that!
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
It's still super gross.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
It may mean that Texas places tangible barriers to Democrats actually casting votes, and further that one of those barriers is gerrymandering which dilutes Democrats' votes to the point Republicans remain in political control.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
By themselves these answers are pretty generic -- Leavitt doesn't know, so she's giving "I don't know" answers. Reading sinister intent requires making the connection of the questions coming from conservative media outlets, and inferring that they are flying in formation with the White House.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
If there is one country on Earth that absolutely does not need trade with the U.S. at all, it's Norway. If the SPU sold every penny worth of its U.S. assets out of the market and re-invested them in the EU and Asia, no one in Norway would even blink.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice work if you can get it.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Today is 28 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
COYS Oh wait he's not anymore
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't once, and it cost me $5. And more than a bit of embarrassment.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
How long do you think you would have got before your rejoinder would have been "Oh for fuck's sake, Bari, get real!"
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Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
I think I just fell in love a little bit with Tom Brown, an Appalachian man who collects rare apples. And who has the ability to put them all on display while they are all more or less ripe! Now I must make all the cider, eat all the pie.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Supporting trans rights is the right thing to do. This is easy morally; that shouldn't require further explanation. Politically, the kinds of people who will hold it against Democrats for sticking up for trans people ARE NEVER GOING TO VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS ANYWAY. So why ought we cater to them?
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Quite the earworm, too, and has been for *coughcough* years.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
July 2020: Agent: Calls for Maintenance Maintenance Guy: Knocks on door, plunger in hand, calls out, "maintenance!" Agent: Fails to check peephole, throws door open, points gun at Maintenance Guy in two-handed range stance. Holds pose for 4-5 seconds. Lowers gun, announces he "fucked up." SCENE
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
Susan Collins has demonstrated again and again that she will neither lead her party to do what is right, nor follow what is right when, as has become frequent, doing so requires defying Trump. Since she neither will lead nor follow, history offers a third option, and Mainers deserve she take it.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Mazel tov! Enjoy your cocktail.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
It may be worth it to see if there is some sort of a family law situation going on, and this might be a way to frame the disfavored ex-child-in-law so that the favored child will have a leg up in the custody fight. If one thought digested cocaine passes harmlessly but tests positive, I could see it.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title Tom Clancy's Bleak House
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That dude's analysis is so dead on the exact center of the gold dot of the bulls-eye -- and delivered colorfully -- I no longer understand how there could be any other plausible explanation.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
Interesting conversation today with a PCC student looking to gather career information. I told her that if she was interested in pursuing a career in the law, the most important skill she could cultivate in herself now was the ability to write. WITHOUT THE ASSISTANCE OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
Free DC Mouse (@missmouse.bsky.social) reposted
Spotted by the north entrance of the Dupont Circle metro. Also spotted, about 4-6 National Guard on the Metro Center platform. No NG on the Union Station Metro platform. 🤷♀️
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Claude, for telling me what I wanted to read and citing to sources that I trust.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
I don't know how much faith to put in this but I do enjoy how the AI flatters my priors.
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted
BIG BALLS HAD IT COMING would make a tremendous protest sign for labor day no kings
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Was this to facilitate abuse, or to simulate abuse by someone else? I could see, for instance, trying to frame an estranged parent to gin up evidence in a nasty custody dispute where Grampa here is trying to throw his weight around.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Snowflake. Don't like getting mean looks from strangers in restaurants? Don't be an loud asshole on national TV.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we all just became Grimsby fans!
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Good times...
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
But until that day, it's bare knuckles.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why I say we should do this. Ideally, we wind up creating an interstate compact doing away with gerrymandering completely either through nonpartisan commissions charged with drawing maps reflecting communities of common interest and compactness, or (less likely) proportional representation.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Yankees are excommunicate
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Make no mistake, I say yes, we should do this in retaliation for the Texas re-gerrymander, but kniw and understand that it's a political move, unjustifiable by any imaginable principle.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to live in this area. It's a laugher of a gerrymander to cut Quartz Hill into an adjacent district. This is a sprawling exurb surrounded by near-empty desert, if ever there was a "community of common interest," it's these neighboring cities and areas of the Antelope Valley.
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I move to report no true bill on this charge.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care if it helps Republicans or Democrats. Making it easier for people to vote is a good thing and we should do it.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Today is 27 August 2025. Greenland: Danish Panama Canal: Panamanian Canada: Canadian Russia: at war against Ukraine 12 large grade-A or better eggs available at Safeway near me: $3.29 Tomatoes: $2.08/lb Haitian immigrants in Ohio who have eaten household pets: 0 President's felony convictions: 34
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
The wheels of justice grinder on.
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41%. Disapproval rating is 50%.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
It is not 4-D chess. It is not even check3rs. It's a toddler who got into mommy's coffee smearing game pieces around the tabletop as though they were fingerpaint.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I coukd ask him here myself but I think/hope it might touch off more conversation about sports in society.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
What is the political makeup of the NFL? Does it follow racial lines, money lines, or is there any pattern at all?
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Our magic number is 25. 24 if the SFGiants beat the Cubbies tonight. Yes it's August and I'm talking magic numbers.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
Sac. Fly. Win! WTG Isaac Collins!
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Mazel tov on the incoming kid, Athul!
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Double that if you're bragging about Mensa. No offense to both of the nice people in Mensa, but everyone I've met who advertises that membership is not someone I wanted to hang with no matter how smart they were.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we just Truman Show him as "King of America"? And have actual sensible people govern, just nobody tells him?
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
We already have one mad king or at least a rich asshole pretensing at being one, thank you very much I do not like him nor his antics and there was just Discourse here today about how bells will ring across the nation and children will spontaneously sing in the streets when he dies
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
STOP THE PRESSES! Posted about ninety minutes ago on X the everything app
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My thought exactly: the kidney that is going to imminently fail or accumulate a stone, because of all the salt they're going to put into their food.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social)
Hey I did it!
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You're better off than he.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
You can distinguish between a sincere compliment and "Shaving Cream," because you have enough self-esteem to know what is sincere, and what is Shaving Cream. For someone so deeply lacking in self-esteem as he, even the transparently insincere appearance of praise balms the gaping wound on his ego.
Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) reposted
“Breaks silence” lmao it’s been like 40 minutes
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
The lesson of these first Roman autocrats is "Watch what people with DO with their power, not what they say." The lesson of Trump is, America appears to have finally forgotten the lessons of Rome.
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Caesar denied having aspirations of kingship but accepted the title of Dictator for Life and purported to bequeath all his dignitas -- honor and esteem -- on his nephew and successor Octavian, who arranged to have himself renamed Augustus. Augustus then claimed to have "restored" the Roman Republic.
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"I'm not a dictator, by the way." "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States." Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug and judging by Trump's IV bruises, he's been mainlining it.
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Gay frogs: 1 Alex Jones: 0
Erik of Portland, Legal Calvinball Disliker (@erikgunderson.bsky.social) reply parent
Sincerely-smiling dude in a goofy hat: plus. But Tay-Tay's fans knew she'd found a good dude anyway. Mazel tov to the happy, famous, wealthy couple and the fortunate attorneys who get to write their prenup.
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It's nice being able to work from home when I want to but today especially I miss the air conditioning in my office.