Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Again, muting a particular set of words makes reading the skeets that make it through even more fun when you attempt to understand the world.
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Again, muting a particular set of words makes reading the skeets that make it through even more fun when you attempt to understand the world.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Hey look, new eruption at Kīlauea! Return of the "inclined fountain". www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
See, you make me feel better about the projects that have taken/continue to take years -- mostly for the better.
Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) (@bookjockeyalex.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Move fast and break things" but the things are kids and the people allowing tech bros to break them are educators.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
If you can believe it, a new newsletter will be out tomorrow! If you're not subscribed to Eruptions, you can do that now. Maybe even sooner than now. eruptions.beehiiv.com/subscribe
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a lot of REM opinions.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Best REM albums you say? 1. Green 2. Automatic for the People 3. Monster 4. Out of Time 5. Document/No.5
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
If you are truly curious, the top 5 is: 1. Let Me In 2. You are the Everything 3. Country Feedback 4. Leave 5. It's the End of the World as We Know It
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Ok, so, here's the deal. I stand outside consensus when it comes to REM. Their best song is "Let Me In". And it isn't even close.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
This is not a drill. Boojums album is out at the end of October. Prepare accordingly. youtu.be/nqw5klQ9IDo?...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
GenX? Accumulating wealth? Clearly you don't know many GenXers.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted
AI's best use case will always be scams. It's scamtech, top to bottom. Everything about it is crooked. Its bedrock is theft and its legacy is the destruction of the environment, both physical and virtual. Even most of its 'legitimate' uses are a form of lying. "I wrote this." "I created this."
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Keep on being amazed by this Seastar S30. Some images from tonight. If you're into this sort of thing, we live with a Bortle ~5.7 sky here in Granville.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
By my count, looking at FlightRadar24 there are at least 2 dozen private jets lined up to take off and another equal amount that have already departed Columbus after the OSU-Texas football game. Real working man's sport, college football is.
Boris Behncke (@borisetneo.bsky.social) reposted
How does lava sound when it comes to the surface of the Earth? Listen to a lava flow oozing out of its effusive vent high on the southwestern side of #Etna, 28 August 2025. That day no visits by tourists were allowed on the site, which permitted this (relatively) clean recording
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Excited for the Buckeyes I see!
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
What's this? A *daily* volcanic activity and unrest list on the Global Volcanism Program? volcano.si.edu/reports_dail...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Second day of classes energy.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Star Wars? See, its about this kid who is not very good at dirt farming ...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird, I got the email saying reg was open, but not anything about the changes.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Today's energy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl1...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
A new school year begins tomorrow.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Please close the internet, we will never top this.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, that poll is close to meaningless.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember, Indiana voted for Obama. Now it is so red. Bleeds over to Ohio while West Virginia creeps northward. Bitter, bitter men, mostly.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd like the biggest bribery scandal in state history would have done it. Or Les Wexner. Or any number of things that 15 years ago would have turned people. But here we are.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Boomers and their many kids. People have so many kids in Ohio, especially the white Christians conservatives.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, the state is getting very old fast and have shut down any D resistance so thoroughly by unethical means, it is like Tammany Hall level governance for the right.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Old, white, rural racists.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
We made it [checks notes] 3 days into the new school year before one of our kids had to stay home sick.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Maybe you've heard this before (I hadn't), but this is a nifty little story about being stuck in the ocean off Half Moon Bay in a kayak when a tsunami struck in 1992: explorersweb.com/how-i-surfed...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
True enough! Slitheen then?
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
No, not the Master. He doesn’t have one hundredth the charm or intelligence. He’s turning into Davros.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Similarly, the AI boom has forced teachers who actually care about student learning to radically reconfigure their classes in order to disincentivize students from using the cheating machines they now have easy access to and which systemically undermine student learning. No one asked for this.
James Alistair Henry (@jamesbluecat.bsky.social) reposted
I love our town fair day, but there's always one violent idiot who has to ruin it for everyone, trundling around making threats.
Ryan J Hollister (@phaneritic.bsky.social) reposted
This new storymap of the M8.8 Kamchatka Peninsula Earthquake by the USGS is EXCELLENT and will be of great use to anyone teaching classes that involve quakes or tectonics. ⚒️ earthquake.usgs.gov/storymap/ind...
Ken Plume (@kenplume.bsky.social) reposted
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Just in time for the weekend, it's a new eruption at Kīlauea: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqmp...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
I love synergy.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
The best thing about skeets like this is I honestly *have no clue* what it means or what it is referencing in the news, but it is wonderful anyway.
Glyn Williams-Jones (@volcancanuck.bsky.social) reposted
Shared on behalf of the USGS: HVO Volcano Watch for August 21, 2025 #volcano #earthscience #geology "Fringes and fractures for episode 30" www.usgs.gov/observatorie...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m imagining Jhostynxon Rzepczynski. That’s straight up Star Trek.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Well, that sucks.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
"Leverage the dystopia".
David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted
I often find myself saying "what a time to be alive" but friends, today, defector.com/it-took-many...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm doomed.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Feels necessary (and a little depressing) that I include this statement in my syllabus:
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Not only is the semester starting soon, but I've been trying to finish a big project over the past few weeks. Sorry about the lack of newsletter and podcast, but they will both be back soon!
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
So, that seems a little extreme, but possible? When I do zircon mounts of grains that are ~50-100 micron, I use a polished metal dental pick that the static charge allows the grain to stick. However, there are lots of different methods.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi all! I'm Erik, a volcanologist, science writer & prof at a liberal arts college. I love researching what happens inside a volcano before/during/after an eruption. I also love connecting disciplines - the liberal arts! I have a newsletter (eruptions.beehiiv.com) & a podcast (5mv.buzzsprout.com)
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
We're a week out from the start of classes here at Denison University. I wanted to welcome our two new faculty in Earth and Env. Sciences: Dr. Tyler Grambling (@crustalrheology.bsky.social‬) and Dr. Stacy Porter (@iceicestacy.bsky.social‬). We're thrilled to have them!
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
With a single, straight line I give you MLB realignment. Put a team in Charlotte and one in Salt Lake City and it still works.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
For all these baseball realignment plans, I give you this: Denver is 888 miles from Kansas City, ~1,000 miles from Dallas ... and 1,500 miles from its nearest "Pacific Coast" neighbour, San Francisco. Why is Denver always lumped "out west"? This isn't 1850.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
(I used to be a music critic. I contain multitudes.)
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Remember all the way last week when I posted my top 500 songs of the 21st century? Well, that list was flawed. So, I present you with a new list/playlist. Back to writing about volcanoes now that I got this out of my system. intellectualthicket.wordpress.com/2025/08/18/t...
Boris Behncke (@borisetneo.bsky.social) reposted
#Etna 's new lava flow is slowly advancing down the southeast flank of the volcano (currently at about 2400 m elevation), and is accompanied by mild Strombolian activity at the Southeast Crater. Photos taken from Nicolosi, on Etna's south flank, on the evening of 16 August 2025
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
A couple unlucky missed areas, but this is an animated GIF of Terra/MODIS images showing Hurricane Erin spin up from 8/12-8/16.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
There is a lot in both this song and video that captures life (sensu lato) right now. youtu.be/FRD0W2-tr64?...
Marshall Shepherd (@drshepherd2013.bsky.social) reposted
Hurricane Erin went from Category 1 to Category 4 in 15 hours Y'all. That's well beyond our definition of rapid intensification. My update on the hurricane. It may not be done strengthening yet. Where is it going and how strong will it get? www.forbes.com/sites/marsha... --
Marshall Shepherd (@drshepherd2013.bsky.social) reposted
A point I make in the article. With recent storms, the typical 3 day threshold is outdated for planning and decisions. Rapid intensification and hyper cases like this will need a new playbook
Michael Lowry (@michaelrlowry.bsky.social) reposted
This Air Force Hurricane Hunter pass sealed it. Erin now officially a 160 mph Category 5 hurricane with a 917 mb pressure. Incredible for any time of year, let alone August 16th.
Adam Pascale (@seislologist.bsky.social) reposted
This morning's magnitude 5.6 earthquake is the largest to have occurred in southeast Queensland since the magnitude 5.6 earthquake off Fraser Island in 2015. The Fraser Is quake was followed by magnitude 5.4 and 5.2 aftershocks in the following days, a reminder that further large events are possible
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Rush -> Queensrÿche -> Muse -> ? … right?
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Maybe what we really need is GenAI that talks smack if you ask it dumb questions. "Why are you bothering me with this? Look it up in a book."
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
One thing that bugs me here is that they would rather get advice from a machine than other humans with experience. I think it betrays the lack of ability to communicate with people they perceive as "elders"? Or something like that. Long and short: LLM doesn't pass judgement.
Chad Orzel (@orzelc.bsky.social) reposted
In which I bellow at atmospheric phenomena over the latest boggling citation of LLMs: chadorzel.substack.com/p/apres-le-d...
Thiago Krause (@thiagokrause.bsky.social) reposted
As always, Ted Chiang is great in this interview. cdh.princeton.edu/blog/2025/08...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Built to Contain Stuff
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha ha ha ... 300 foot tsunami. Somebody doesn't know (a) what that means and (b) what kind of energy would be needed to make that. Anyway, feel free to email me (denison.edu/people/erik-...)
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
I wrote this back in the day for Jeff Sullivan: www.lookoutlanding.com/2012/9/17/33...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh jeez, I just saw the previous comment. You have much less to fear from the Cascades than visiting, I don't know, any place on Earth where humans live. Heck, tornadoes in the Midwest are a much bigger threat than the earthquakes or volcanoes in the Cascades.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Hit me up!
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
There are few worse moments of dread than that of feeling a sneeze coming on while holding a cup of coffee.
VolcanoDiscovery (@volcano.link) reposted
#Etna #volcano update - A new lava flow erupted from a small vent at the southern base of the summit craters a few days ago. It is emerging from the area between Bocca Nuova and the South-East crater and slowly moving downslope at an altitude of approx. 3,000-3,100 m. The activity began Saturday...
Wanmei L 🌎🛰️ (@mapsbyw.com) reposted reply parent
earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/15460...
Wanmei L 🌎🛰️ (@mapsbyw.com) reposted
Quabbin Reservoir is one of the largest unfiltered drinking water supplies in the United States. It supplies water to nearly 2.7 million people in the Greater Boston area, as well as three towns in Western Massachusetts đź§Ş
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
Robert Simmon (@rsimmon.bsky.social) reposted
Marshall’s posts are always worth a read.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
So, what’s the deal with *all* the museums in town being closed on Mondays?
Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) reposted
"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Our current Airbnb has the following check out instructions: “make sure to secure the T Rex’s jaw”.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
I spent much of today in a caldera. Can you guess which one?
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Want to know about the recent eruptions in Russia? Or climate impacts of volcanoes? Or my thoughts on the AL Rookie of the Year? Or Stargate’s Rodney McKay as a science communicator? Check out the latest Eruptions newsletter eruptions.beehiiv.com/p/eruptions-...
Dr. Wendy Bohon (@drwendyrocks.bsky.social) reposted
Are we having more earthquakes (or more volcanic eruptions) than normal? Nope. I explain in this short article. wendybohon.com/2023/04/15/a...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
I still feel like the Blue Scholars have always been wildly under appreciated. youtu.be/bSNzxgcSbj0?...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Arm waving on my part, but it would be interesting to know how many eruptions had magma involved and how many may have been steam-driven. Lots of hydrothermal systems perturbed thanks to the earthquake.
M. Kabir (@mkabir.bsky.social) reposted
Seven volcanoes wake up in Russia’s Kamchatka after powerful quake! The scientists of the Volcanology and Seismology Institute of Russia’s Academy of Science said it was the first time the mass awakening had happened for the first time in 300 years. apnews.com/video/seven-...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
It is.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
I mean, if you have kids who had lunch at school at 10:45 am (it happens) then 6 pm is late for dinner.
VolcanoDiscovery (@volcano.link) reposted
Volcanic Ash Advisory (#VAAC) for #Krasheninnikov #volcano (Kamchatka, Russia) Explosive activity continues. Volcanic Ash Advisory Center (#VAAC) #Tokyo warned about a volcanic ash plume that rose up to estimated 20000 ft (6100 m) altitude or flight level 200 and is moving at 30 kts in SE direction.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Your plastic pal who is fun to be with.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Welcome to New Mexico. Well, welcome me to New Mexico.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
Do you want to read the special mailbag edition of the Eruptions Newsletter next week? Then you should subscribe! It's going to be great. I think. eruptions.beehiiv.com/subscribe
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
One thing to bear in mind when it comes to this new Krasheninnikov eruption: the volcano was functionally not monitored. No seismometers, webcams, etc. We have no idea at this point if it was showing any signs of restlessness prior to the M8.8 earthquake.
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social)
See, now this is interesting! Krasheninnikov in Kamchatka erupted Sunday for the first time in possibly 500 years. Whether or not the eruption might be linked to the M8.8 earthquake will take some work to figure out: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/03/w...
Dr. Erik Klemetti Gonzalez (@erikklemetti.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he switch sides of the plate after the ball was pitched?