Yes, in. She stuffed towels under the door so her kids wouldn’t die from the gas. Ovens had to be manually lit after turning on the gas. She turned on the gas and laid her head down on the door. So her head was in the oven and that’s where she died.
Here for the snacks. I block the “money” accounts.
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Yes, in. She stuffed towels under the door so her kids wouldn’t die from the gas. Ovens had to be manually lit after turning on the gas. She turned on the gas and laid her head down on the door. So her head was in the oven and that’s where she died.
Beggin Strips might have the same effect. But you do you!
The Fish Slapping Dance starring Christian Bale and Tom Cruise. But instead of slapping each other, they take turns yelling at the film crew
Lol. I read that as Justin Theroux. Not sure which coupling I’d root for more.
🎼 So no. I don’t want no scrubs. A scrub is two guys in a horse costume, you see. Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride. Tryin’ to whinny at me. 🎶
I always look forward to Gaston Mansplain’s glorious return to Nerd Poker.
What if he went to PBS and the money he brought to CBS made up for the money the senate is trying to cut from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting?
Cool. Post it
Wrong Keanu, unless you find a source saying Reeves was there. www.mysanantonio.com/entertainmen...
I cry so hard at Knuckles the Dog. And Kimya Dawson’s For Boxer.
A guy on Facebook got mad at me for suggesting the Washington football team be named the Washington Mansplainers. Him: You think that’s funny? Me: Yes. Yes I do.
“The night was sultry.”
Is it an athlete’s foot? That might make a difference to one voter or two.
AILF (Alien I’d like to…) Too lazy to see if this was already done
He is the Antichrist.
I’m sure Mr Flask was his +1
We do: "Powerful and continuing expressions of nationalism" "Disdain for the importance of human rights" "Identification of enemies/scapegoats as a unifying cause" "The supremacy of the military/avid militarism" "Rampant sexism" "A controlled mass media" "Obsession with national security"
How did they come to own it?
They should be deeply ashamed of themselves and their country.
The racism behind it is too obvious. They want more “US” babies born to offset population decline (and put women in their place) rather than welcome people here who already contribute more to the economy than they ever have.
Sure thing. If you want help with keywords for your resume or cover letter, lmk.
If you’re in North America or want to be, go to publicgardens.org and look up job postings!
Not meant to sound like arguing. I’m encouraging anyone to engage in physical crafts. Written crafting is also wonderful.
Yes they can!
The hole shebang??? Why, Abby? Why?
I desperately wanted to do that at my 20-year reunion: silver makeup around my mouth and nose and a paper bag. But I’d still speak and act like my boring old sober self. Tell them about the pre-k kids I work with and how wonderful their academic growth was and how rewarding it was. Chickened out.
Did they at least offer ketchup for the well done sirloins?
It wasn’t just horror movies for me. The Large Marge face reveal in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure did me in. Oh, and The Temple of Doom was one of the first PG13 movies and my mom didn’t know the difference. The insect scene was fine but pulling out the guy’s heart was too much for me.
I guess laundering money for the mafia isn’t a good look?
Yep. Never publicly explained but it was his ego and rude behavior. www.quora.com/Why-does-the...
It’s not a casino. It’s just a shitty hotel. He pissed off Las Vegas officials so much that they refused to let him have a casino. The only moron who couldn’t have one.
Since vegans breastfeed their children, I think it’s possible he would be cannibalistic to his parents at least.
Add them to your Grape Nuts and then that brand name will be a little more accurate.
Why is one a boy and one a teenager? Aren’t they both teens?
Bruh Bites
Nothing will ever be sadder than this, Blackie Green! youtu.be/GZ-KDwCq2_s?...
N95’s “N” doesn’t stand for NIOSH. It’s Non-oil. R is Resistant. P is oil Proof.
Hoping it’s not off topic but what’s your preferred tourniquet of the three: bolo tie, leather belt, or shoe lace?
But the needle is available at Tosche Station in the aisle behind the power converters. Kill two whines with one stone!
The average American has three friends
#woodworking #spooncarving #greenwood Another spurtle from Caragana
Spurtle carved from pea shrub. Caragana species. #woodworking #spooncarving #greenwood
That is wonderful. My cynical tushie read this as “We need them to buy a ticket first. This is more of a cash grab.” I need to work on not assuming the worst in others.
Oh shit. I’d watch that but only if written by you so I can laugh pee in a theater.
#greenwood #woodworking #spooncarving
After what Udina did to Master Chief? Yeah, it was justified.
Science
Parce qu’il a une tête grande?
Is it cheating if I say Red Sonja? Your D&D character on Nerd Poker was Scarlet and it seems like a connection is there.
How many “nude” colored knee high nylons are there?
I remember Michael Stipe wanted Out of Time to be called Cat Butt. Now I understand.
My olive branch might be at a party with Hegseth later. Just got my hands on $3K. Gonna be a great night.
BREAKING: Pope Francis Dies at 88, Leaves Pete Hegseth's Signal Chat
“Boo!” -Gary Gnu
Happy Easter. (Ted Koppel did a good piece on CBS Sunday Morning on the USAID cut consequences and connections to Nazi Germany.)
Wait! HE SANG TARZAN BOY? youtu.be/_r0n9Dv6XnY?...
Fun fact: “Don’t lose my number” lyrics had to be improvised because he kept signing about a blower or a dog n’ bone for some freaky reason. Billy must’ve been a total freak.
Parshall approved.
China owns how much US debt? Yeah, your plan is going to kill is all. Thanks.
Maybe look up satire. Also read more popular comments than yours from trans folx who enjoyed this video. Gatekeepers can ruin good things too.
Plot twist, the robot is TGI Friday’s lover.
Someone’s still bitter about her mediocre grades.
Last went to Riverview 10 years ago when Joel Hodgson hosted a showing of MST3K Manos, the Hands of Fate. Used to go to Apple Valley when I was a teen. Luckily only one bomb threat but it was during Silence of the Lambs during a Anthony Hopkins closeup.
When the lieutenant saves the day, will you greet them with a hearty handshake that transitions to a hug while exclaiming, “You son of a bitch!”?
Where does peanut butter on the gums rank?
So if an ICE employee says Bondi is a sex worker who he paid to do the most disgusting things with him, we have to believe.
You gotta weatherproof that horse. Spray a thick layer of quick dry shellac everywhere, especially all the cracks. Just fill them in!
Starring Ned Flanders.
Oh yes, I’m well aware of our food standards. They are horrific. I inventory the pesticides used in our apple production. Our public is brainwashed to expect flawless fruit. So we use chemicals known to damage kids’ brains on them. Trump and his klan want a stupid voting pool as well as more money.
They must oppose science.
A Ground Fault Circuit Interrupter (GFCI) breaker goes into the main electrical panel (breaker box) to protect the entire circuit, while GFCI outlets are installed at individual outlets in areas prone to water exposure. I’m super lazy and don’t know a ton so I copied this from a Google search.
Give one a try. Go for narrative difficulty which is easy and just explore! We can recommend a few.
“Did you enjoy that breadstick?”
Oh god. That explains so much.
I don’t see a minimum distance for outlets to stay back. Wouldn’t be a bad idea for 18” or more. But any that are 6 feet or less from water must have them.
Sure! Wasn’t a criticism at all. 😉 Just what we have in the US. But with our moronic government’s deregulation efforts, these protections could disappear from remodels and new construction. Goes for kitchens, garages, and anywhere with water nearby.
That outlet has a GFCI switch as required for all outlets near a water source. They trip all the time to prevent electrocution.
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OMG. A loophole! 😁
Let’s see: Our Republican Party likes stupid people so they cut education and refer to educated people as elites. Then Musk and the other oligarchs complain that they need foreign workers to run their IT operations because there aren’t Americans smart enough. Then they fund Republican candidates.
I hope that’s the most gen x thing I will read today.
This. A thousand times this.
Why was there only one set of footprints in the diarrhea?
But updates are still on the table?
his fingers must be so tented right now
They keep trying to pigeonhole the non voters, incapable of understanding individuality. Some hate POC and women. Some put the genocide in Gaza at the top of their list. Some just want to sit back and watch the shitshow while claiming they didn’t vote for him so it’s not their fault. “Work,” huh?
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Nena can have 200 more 🎈 s!
I’m trying to convince everyone that all college tests be open book. Real life is open book. Enough with the memorization bs. ADHD doesn’t play that game.
I’ll never understand why they tried remaking “Network,” but Will Ferrell did sell that one intense scene.
Because he doesn’t understand that farmers will have to charge more for that American food to cover that tax.
Can we encourage him to human centipede himself next?
And 🍻 🍹 🍾
I appreciate you bringing this all up. I worry too about the DOGE jerks next trying to muscle their way into state and municipal systems since they apparently don’t connect well with federal ones. Last thing we need is Big Balls gaining undocumented people’s info.
As in bullshit? Horseshit?
So, you’re saying my lettuce doesn’t go in the freezer. Oh, and they’re too lazy and corrupt and narcissistic to do things the correct way.
“Let the music take control. Let the rhythm move you right out that door!”
Ugh. It’s so damn lazy! And offensive, of course.
