Long been creeping up on me that a hefty chunk of shit like this -cuz boy howdy are we in the US seeing this exact same shit with the Dems- is that the political class have determined they don't actually answer to their constituents. Those're serfs who OWE politicians fealty, fuck them.
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
I have a very good fwend in Wome named Japeth Jacqueth
Google's search engine was the greatest information retrieval tool I'd ever experienced in my life. So many mysteries unraveled under the scrutiny of a few keystrokes. They lobotomized it *for this*.
So many problems here, but if you are a therapist doing this, why wouldn’t your client just drop you and use a chatbot. You’re just the bot’s puppet at that point.
Bluesky growth discourse
Genuinely so funny that Glinner is going to give himself a stroke and die because he can't stop obsessing about the genitals of strangers because one time someone criticised a single episode of his hugely popular sitcom.
Is this like the way supermarket checkouts used to have little digests that summarized the daytime soap episodes??
Good morning and Happy Labor Day
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Solidarity forever. Suletta picketta.
.... Yeah, that looks dang tasty
I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you can’t get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.
What a fun reminder that Scott Siskind is a gutter racist who thinks verbosity is a substitute for original thought
rat
thinking about how fish & chips used to be an affordable takeaway and recalling as a kid our local chippy had flimsy plastic pistols filled with shitty pop that you’d put in your mouth and squirt which feels a bit problematic and 1990s but apparently you can still buy them lol
Pull the lever, Kronk!
Creative writing prompt: Make a simple press statement about a car accident sound suspicious on at least three different levels.
I have a solution to everyone being mad at each other about the hated UK/US food discourse part infinity: y'all ever heard of French Tacos? This is what they call a taco. They're everywhere. And I need to drop some knowledge on you: …they're also good
You can hear the crashes from the MIT student center or the great lawn. You can hear them while you’re playing tennis on the outdoor courts.
Is there a crying Lady Liberty in the corner in Magneto helmet? I'm imagining this scene drawn by Kelly
Fuckin' Women February
Samus Justin Bailey
The Académie Française pushing to replace watersport with "control of the piss" was not on my bingo card for today.
Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this
Unfortunately, I hear the Funcom survival game did not keep the full nudity (with physics enabled dongs) from Conan Exiles
Lois and Clark
This shit sucks man. Medically proven and effective treatment that would save trans youth a lifetime of pain and discomfort in their own bodies thrown in the trash because our country enables the most evil people imaginable.
The prop briefcase from Total Recall (1990)
Cyclops my love
Actually, Frankenstein is a med student success at the Venice film festival. He never completed his doctorate
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
The response to your voters saying "I'm not voting for that shitstain" isn't to shriek "YES YOU WILL!" You actually have to placate them. That's how politics works.
WIP on ThunderLizard corps Carnosaur! Inspired by Godzilla :)
Trump's betting that people won't notice that he has inflicted - without Congres and without legal authority - one of the largest and most regressive peacetime tax increases in American history.
"Don't you think she looks tired?"
Wayne’s World, Waiting For Godot, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and Beavis And Butthead are all part of my favorite genre: two stupid guys that are occasionally very smart by accident.
Only @littlekuriboh.bsky.social could read it.
“The times, places, and manner of holding elections for senators and representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by law make or alter such regulations, except as to the places of choosing senators.” - US Constitution, Art. 4.1
shoutout to this iNaturalist user who appears to be an ROV pilot in the gulf of mexico and posts occasional biological observations, including A GODDAMN TANINGIA ATTACKING THE ROBOT ARM OF THE ROV www.inaturalist.org/observations...
Ouch…
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
I had to get up briefly and then I waited a couple minutes for these tiny dinosaurs from @cinderwing3d.bsky.social to finish printing because who doesn't want a TINY LITTLE FINGERTIP FRIEND 😍
Sir that is a car
It’s crazy that America just like. Destroyed science. Just looked at its golden goose and went “wow should we kill this? And not for the gold, but just because we fucking hate this thing” And if you tell random people about it they go “no, that doesn’t seem true” and just refuse to believe you
There are very few things I experienced as a kid where I’m like “the youngs are missing out, it built character” but this is absolutely one
I dunno, it was hella valuable back then
Yes, Montressor
all American schools should ban phone use during class hours, but we CAN compromise by bringing back Internet-connected computer labs where the nerd kids can retreat to look at fanfic during lunch
So we can just assume that Ron DeSantis is pro-murdering queer people then? I know most of us knew that already but how can he even pretend he can deny such an obvious truth at this point? It's fucking chalk.
Just saying, using an old photo is even more sus than no photo at all
If you keep room after room after room of boxes of junk, they'll call an intervention and make exploitative TV shows about you. If you fill your house floor-to-ceiling with animals, they'll arrest you. But if you grab every single dollar you can and never let it go, they'll fall down in worship.
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
OHHH, ohhh!!
gm
When a beardo uses magic to cheat you out of your hard earned slave boy. #watto
It finally happened.
Fascinating, on birds in Australia: Researchers found "sex-reversed individuals in all 5 species, at rates of 3% to 6%. Nearly all these discordant birds were genetically female but had male reproductive organs. The researchers also found a few genetic males with ovaries." #birds #birding #sex 🧪
hall of fame legal AI moment: a judge figures out that someone's court submission was generated using AI because it cites "a wholly imaginary judgment for which the plaintiff claims that I am the author."
Here's my Pride themed Escher Gang! @prideonparade.bsky.social
I think yes to this. RFK is a genuine threat the health, well-being, and lives of millions of Americans. the harm he has already done is hard to calculate. if there's any card that gets rid of him, now is the time to play it
ENDORSEMENT:
"Her patient had signs of what could be a cancer or could be an unusual infection — diagnoses that would require completely different treatment. Ordinarily, she would confirm an infection after sending a sample to the CDC for testing ...the CDC no longer has the capacity to do that"
It... Technically functions. It breaks pie and a chunk of the text is irrelevant, but, hey, it functions
Oh, those tables are SICK
I miss Lower Decks #StarTrek
The Bowling Green State football lockerroom cat is my favorite 2025 college football season character. Look at this cat
Ohoho, yeah, stodes can be a rough matchup, but MoE with daemon weapon is gonna rip and tear! I once got mine anti-monster/vehicle 4+ and up to like Damage 4 in a Crusade; carved through hulls and bodies alike
The new CDC director is trying to kill you. Not just “the most vulnerable”; you, me, everyone. This is a comic book-level evil scenario.
Who wants to know, who wants to know?
It's simply ... Beyond belief
TIL that beloved "Yakuza playing a Yakuza game" interview is likely fake, with the author having decades of history of inventing people, threats, events, interviews,... Bummer. It was a fun read, but now I'll solidly place it in the realm of fiction.
yo this guy is cooking
My cormorant should be permitted to fly about the supermarket without interference while I am shopping—for the bird is particularly adept at finding the best deals offered on fresh seafood, as well as having a keen eye for the kinds of prepared foods & packaged snacks I tend to favor.
Yesss. I run mine with an MoE, too! Synergizes very well.
John Cena 🎺🎺🎺
That's what Chosen do!
I had my fun with Rise Of Skywalker...
Doing research before I write some yuri
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
Just according to sneikaku [Transsslator'ssss note: sneikaku means snake plan]
Her track record suggests she won't. It's long past time we replaced her with someone who will actually represent Maine's needs.
You hit all the shots you don't miss
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Being an American is wild bc what do you mean that in 10 years we went from a conversation about Single Payer Healthcare to the possible loss of ALL LIBRARIES. Like??? I'm so fucking tired.
"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."
I still need a freaking toy of Aileron dangit
reshare this post to scare the crap out of snoop dogg
I met Marc Maron once briefly early in my transition at a show he did in my hometown of Buffalo, and let’s just to be kind to myself say that I had very overt just cracked trans egg vibes just on looks alone, and he was the kindest dude. Nice to know he’s still awesome. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
DA JOOSE!!
This is why IDW1 Arcee is great, she's a literal trans woman whose core narrative is struggling with a completely unrelated societal role ("person who murders people with big swords") that's been assigned to her all her life and which she wants to escape.
Hatsune Miku
Happy BORN TO RUN Day. Remember, it's never too late to sweat it out on the streets of a runaway American dream with someone you love.
Ohhhh that's looking great
Here I go again…. :)
