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Eugene Hetzel

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created August 15, 2024

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Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

POGs?

2/9/2025, 2:51:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then the free market became a woman.

2/9/2025, 2:50:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or a summoning circle for the djinn Mr. Clean.

2/9/2025, 2:38:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatabouts.

2/9/2025, 2:37:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didnt hallucinate that Pret-a-Porter was a movie, right?

2/9/2025, 12:26:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Because daddy like?

2/9/2025, 12:23:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

I dont fuck with Eldar.

2/9/2025, 12:20:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The stars are fab.

2/9/2025, 12:19:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monica Wang (@monicawang.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

My photo of a pack of two gluesticks labelled simply
1/9/2025, 8:17:22 PM | 77 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

So, more than cop a feel. We are talking all over feelings meltdown.

2/9/2025, 12:14:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

It explains nothing. Looking for explaniations is pointless. Its usually simply a way to excuse atrocity that your attention would otherwise demand, a false premise.

2/9/2025, 12:11:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

They just processed a population by inflicting similiar trauma and devastation.

2/9/2025, 12:10:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone, once the guilty work is concluded, can change and it doesnt matter. Wallace in his later years regreted his rhetoric. Too late for it to matter.

2/9/2025, 12:08:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for nothing, Jerry.

2/9/2025, 12:06:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

We cant do what the reps can because thats the job and power we grant them. Him running on that message, considering that, is saying he wants to be in an on high position.

2/9/2025, 12:05:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

We are surprised by defenestration from him?

1/9/2025, 8:03:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you use term shitlibs, you are hopeless and an idiot to boot.

1/9/2025, 8:02:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

CM Punk is better. Bobby Fish? No.

1/9/2025, 8:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

But hes right no matter what! And when hes wrong, we dont understand.

1/9/2025, 8:00:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Theres a winning slogan, sparky.

1/9/2025, 7:59:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ubernerd speaks.

1/9/2025, 7:58:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tom Petty always did

1/9/2025, 5:45:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He threw that thing at the end?

1/9/2025, 5:44:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And it faces downward.

1/9/2025, 5:36:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Viktor Winetrout (@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social) reposted

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

1/9/2025, 12:28:39 AM | 4761 593 | View on Bluesky | view

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One hopes, one hopes. Oh wait, thats not a sex kink? Nvm.

1/9/2025, 5:03:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Orlock on yo ass!

1/9/2025, 5:02:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neville Houserman

1/9/2025, 4:56:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

We are Englands kid here, and its nice to see olde poppa has the same issues with its "left" party as we do.

1/9/2025, 4:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

So was RFK, Jr. kinda.

1/9/2025, 4:53:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This took effort I appreciate.

1/9/2025, 4:52:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Ignore reality? Also, sanity check.

1/9/2025, 6:39:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social)

I ignore your reality. Sanity check. And substitute my own. Mythos check.

1/9/2025, 6:38:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Substitute reality? Sanity check. Replace it with my own? Mythos check.

1/9/2025, 6:36:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite gundam was Voltron.

1/9/2025, 6:35:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

So you cant explain it because it means what you want it to mean. Liberal can mean classically liberal, socially liberal, liberal as in left leaning person. But see, if you had to be specific, that wouldnt make as easy a target for your impotent, precious little commie fits, huh?

1/9/2025, 12:01:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Literal nonthink from commie. It really is everything I dont like is those liberal brunch eaters! You mean fucking librarians, those infamous bougie people. Or do you mean bougious?

31/8/2025, 11:58:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate to break it to you, but people think leftist equals liberal, buddy. So pick a better word, like the original, bougeois, which is what you really mean. The issue here is this is commie talk and communism is not left, its just a different flavor of authortarism. In b4 ad hominem outrage!!

31/8/2025, 11:56:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

What does that mean, specifically.

31/8/2025, 11:53:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

So, commie bullshit. What I thought. Useless. And son, theres a word for that that yall could use but that would mean yall werent cowards afraid of that words tainted representation and therefore red-brown to sound like Rush Limbaugh. The word is bourgeois, commie.

31/8/2025, 11:52:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

And stuck up about it.

31/8/2025, 11:47:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hes a red shirt, dude. They are always incompetent.

31/8/2025, 11:45:40 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I activate my flotation device. That is not a cpap.

31/8/2025, 11:44:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, queen.

31/8/2025, 11:44:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Why

31/8/2025, 11:43:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

*done is. Jeez with the typos.

31/8/2025, 11:42:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social)

We are here because McDonalds level thinking doesnt work and bombastics get nothing done. What gets things down in unending attention, force of will, etc. That means 99 percent of the people out there not saying that are full of shit. Talk is cheap, Bernie.

31/8/2025, 11:41:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social)

The problems we face are many splendored, as our the solution we need. There is no one answer. There is no one hero to accomplish them. Its gonna always be a long, hard, boring slog to do anything. BUT THATS THE ONLY WAY SHIT GETS DONE EVER. So enough with false insight. Get it done based on what is

31/8/2025, 11:39:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social)

Everyone wants to find that one answer that explains everything or they empathize with one, likely because they experience it so much. Grow up. Life is hard. Being reductive about our horrors, usually by trying to useless diagnosis why something happens with an inadequete solution, is stupid.

31/8/2025, 11:37:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no one answer.

31/8/2025, 11:35:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

The word liberal gets thrown around so, ahem, liberally that is has come to mean to me "whomever I dont like". Very similiar to Rush. Or like calling things woke. And in a lack of specificity, you find a lack of clarity. So what do you mean by liberal?

31/8/2025, 11:34:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no one answer.

31/8/2025, 11:32:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Al TC ftso. I actually live in America. Unlike Marcy. Unlike maybe you. And shes not even a lawyer.

31/8/2025, 11:31:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Your mom.

31/8/2025, 10:32:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But they called Biden too old is all these fuckers have. And its useless. He was too old. Yes, bluemaga, so is the other guy. Thats a whatabout. Thats what they do bo

31/8/2025, 10:10:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Van Halen's gospel album.

31/8/2025, 7:59:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cupids arrows

31/8/2025, 7:58:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lord Juiblex (@lordjuiblex.bsky.social) reposted

THE ABYSS AWAITS FOR YOU. IT WAITS FOR US ALL. And a photo of a little girl in a pink flowery dress. She has pigtails.
17/8/2025, 1:10:47 PM | 42 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lets not discount pick up games of Magic

31/8/2025, 7:48:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the set of a thriller.

31/8/2025, 7:48:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cause thats what Paul Reubens would do!

31/8/2025, 7:47:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, Proust.

31/8/2025, 7:46:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tin is in.

31/8/2025, 7:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you slam dancing?

31/8/2025, 7:45:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

And your sugar on me.

31/8/2025, 7:45:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was assured by the Monster Manual that this had already happened.

31/8/2025, 7:43:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frop, eternal.

31/8/2025, 7:42:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the 18th hole at the Crawling Chaos Mini Golf!

31/8/2025, 7:41:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facr fuck around and find out

31/8/2025, 7:40:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best Blood Meridian cover ever.

31/8/2025, 7:39:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was it for Zap Comics?

31/8/2025, 7:38:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rob Leifeld strikes again.

31/8/2025, 7:36:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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David Lynch's ancestor

31/8/2025, 7:35:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half of the paintings in Rome of beatific saints looking skyward were painted by frustrated, crypto gay men.

31/8/2025, 7:34:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

You come to me with this, interrupting my contemplations, looking liking that.

31/8/2025, 7:32:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bubbles approved.

31/8/2025, 7:31:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure, a lot of his libertarianism was shit, but Ive always thought that had some merit as long as no abuse happens. For those who choose it.

31/8/2025, 7:24:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thirsttarp

31/8/2025, 7:23:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need someone who will defend and restore.

31/8/2025, 7:19:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thats redundant. Maybe add "competent".

31/8/2025, 7:17:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Look man, your one man hope campaign is dangerously young and stalwart.

31/8/2025, 7:16:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there anything left in this can. **shake, shake** Oh. Him. Ugh. The backwash of electables.

31/8/2025, 7:14:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

I was told this by a dancing cat once. And thus I began my distrust of furry media.

31/8/2025, 7:12:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha!

31/8/2025, 7:11:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To both, I respond with a lick of my lips, and a raise of my fork.

31/8/2025, 7:11:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its called the reality diet

31/8/2025, 7:10:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moderate exercise chance

31/8/2025, 7:10:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which layer?

31/8/2025, 7:09:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bedunka chance

31/8/2025, 7:09:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you met Chance? His weight fluctuates.

31/8/2025, 7:08:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So good?

31/8/2025, 7:06:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Im more a Bakethatarmageddoncake.com forums funny type of guy.

31/8/2025, 7:05:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

WuTang running? Aint nothing to vote against.

31/8/2025, 7:03:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is law, your honor dont hurt us, dont hurt us no more.

31/8/2025, 7:01:47 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like a facehugger. Or a fluke.

31/8/2025, 6:59:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marcy is an idiot who helped dull the shield we could have had. Propagandist. Nothing more.

31/8/2025, 6:34:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Hungry does not have a region with the 4th largest economy in the world. Ergo, Hungary never had the internal leverage that fact could bring to bear.

31/8/2025, 6:31:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Great, but the great master still doesnt see the game we need until he ditches the "lighter incompetence" in his friend Larry.

31/8/2025, 6:28:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eugene Hetzel (@eugenehetzel.bsky.social) reply parent

Start me up!

31/8/2025, 6:18:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
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