Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller. 'Ever'. carcosa-based lifeform. UK. @EwaSR on twitter
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Nothing is stopping you from putting a stuffed olive toothpick skewer through your sandwich half. It's not just for cartoons, it can be real, it can happen to you.
Northern Lights potentially visible across much of the UK
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
I have some more £10 commissions available currently! Please let me know if you would like one. (also if you would like something more complicated or different that is also ok and we can discuss the price accordingly)
waka wake
If you are a federal employee who can confirm a rumor that some folks are sprinkling bread crumbs on the roof of the Labor Dept building where this banner was hung, I'd love to hear from you. Anonymity granted. Jen.Bendery@huffpost.com On Signal: jbendery.41
Photo passed along from a federal employee from inside the Dept of Labor building, where a giant Orwellian image of Trump's face is now draped outside. Big Brother is watching.
I love that about it, the actual first proper sight of one made me cackle
This grifter stole, not only using ai but stole the spot of a human artist doing actual art. Very cool to see an org unceremoniously chuck 'em, well done Dragon Con
I remember seeing him in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. five years ago and being baffled at how he wasn't a 1950s Hollywood method actor
Absolutely, I'm furious his agent hasn't got him roles that really capitalised on that. He's aged into something Pedro Pascal-adjacent which also works as a more 60s Hollywood star look
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Never fancied him until this lmao
Main discovery of Invasion S2 so far is: good lord Enver Gjokaj 👀 talk about aging nicely good heavens man
It's slow but stately, I like what it's doing with the subject matter and the approach it's taken even if it's a bit shoddy in places. Worth it imo, can imagine it's not the thing for everyone
No absolutely. But there's a catharsis in that sort of thing
No, maybe it happened while he was trying to steal his ket from one
Might rewatch it actually
Honestly both are enjoyable but Leftovers is incredible
Leftovers if you want something really bracing and beautifully assembled, just strong and weird and interesting and devastating all the way through. This, if you want that but as a sci fi war of the worlds fanfic alternative universe with less depth but more soap opera drama
Dumnonia! I used to wish it were still around lmao
Looking good Mr President
music fans before the 1900s: yeah i kinda listen to a little bit of everything. all three genres.
I'm imagining a nearby pub with some lads sitting outside it just chilling and watching, savouring the idiocy
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Some really incomprehensible character and plot motivations at points, but hey, the spirit is strong
"Woke" has gone too far this time.
Honestly the last shot at the end of Invasion S1 had me whooping with delight, absolutely no way this show is going to maintain that energy but S1 at least was great fun
Omg don't RT me RT the post
Elon needs to get kicked in the head by a horse, it could only improve his cognitive abilities
awful conspiracy shit aided by AI garbage machines: it's not just for conservatives!
I'm in awe at this country I really am
Christ that's so stupid it's brilliant
NOT WALES TOO LMAO INCREDIBLE
It's incredible, what a CHOICE
That's a sign of everything being super cool and hunkydory over there if ever I saw one
Shit's going super normal over there. Definitely signs that everyone is alive and accounted for and definitely doing something and not dead.
This is the funniest so far
Dispatches from the West Country: somebody’s painted 🏴s on a load of roundabouts in Penzance and the locals are furious because they also hate the English
I got so rained on I had to peel my jeans off and sit in my pyjamas playing balatro while having a small beer to recover. Insane weather. Of course I didn't bring my waterproof jacket with me to work on a day I had to walk loads. Of course not
Horrific but nice work
this four-frame comic is like a modern loss dot jpg. it transcends race, religion, creed and culture.
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Oh that's wonderful
just turned and stared out of the window, what a CREATURE
one cannot goof through fascism
The flaw in everyone who makes a Bluesky bad post is that they come to the conclusion that making the site better involves importing people with centrist politics to talk politics when the actual truthful answer is that we need less politics and more goofs but that’s difficult when the world sucks
Cursed has made the semi final list for the Small Spec Book Awards Fantasy category lads
Today is the National Disaster Prevention Day in Japan, commemorating the 1923 Great Kanto Earthquake which devastated Tokyo and Yokohama. Here is the ground displacements map after the EQ, which was of course made without GPS or InSAR... www.gsi.go.jp/kohokocho/ko...
sorry but it is lol
average person just has the one gender. Roy Genders is an outlier and should not have been counted
you thought I was stupid, but in reality, you thinking that I was stupid means that the stupid one is actually you
insulting, at this point
ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE NOT ILLEGAL FUCKING IMMIGRANTS
no that's the problem
ALL THESE APPS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT BLUESKY. ATTEMPT NO POSTING THERE.
i'm feeling: before christmas. this is more hope than expectation
the big 4 sewing pattern brands are being sold off for parts. if you want patterns, get them *now*. (if you're secretly a zillionaire who likes sewing patterns, call the liquidator immediately with your chequebook) craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...
is it not exhausting to be so racist and xenophobic all the fucking time. do these people never just sit and enjoy a burrito. watch a butterfly. the mental, moral and ethical gymnastics it requires must wear them all the way down
it's actually spectacular how many racists make this extremely basic error
and Murdoch is still kicking about??? this is insane what is happening out there
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
I think that before even reading this, the fact there is not a single all-caps word in this post is what finally has me fully convinced they're Weekend at Bernie's-ing him
This is a really good point. Vote for Lineker as a signal to the right wing press. Also, almost as important, please ensure Mrs Brown's Boys doesn't win anything.
i'm on the verge of changing it steve
one of my favourites but there's always someone explaining it back to me so the moment someone does i'm changing it
reverting to a classic user name
What a low, despicable person Starmer has shown himself to be, and for nothing.
there didn't need to be an "england" because it was just Boss Country atop the empire. handover of hong kong, good friday agreement, scottish/welsh devolution in 90s meant "the only bit left that westminster still ruled" needed a new national myth. only thing it actually had was football.
Really, Keith? All flags? Palestinian flags? Trans pride flags? Are you very encouraging of those flags? Shall we test that theory?
hahaha i got sent this photo from my sister earlier of my niece and the family terrier
as, you know, a historian, I don’t love appeals to Britain’s humanitarian past: but this is absolutely the time a Labour politician should be wheeling out Britain’s “proud history of welcoming people in need” or whatever
It is astonishing how badly suited Keir Starmer is to the current moment. Just astonishing
i completely get it.
Meanwhile, over with the Reform voters...
in a way it's the beginning of the sandwich method in which you tell someone what you're about to teach them, teach them it, and then tell them what you've taught them. this? it's unfinished knowledge. it's surface level.
ELI5 is, for the unaware, the Explain Like I'm 5 subreddit which has ended up being a shorthand for summarising complex, outside of your field or deeply nuanced ideas in quick and easy-to-pick-up ways www.reddit.com/r/explainlik...
people just go "oh i get it" and think they got it. they have not got it. they got a sample set of the bestsellers. ELI5 as an approach is brilliant but it is definitionally not the full story and issues arise when it's treated like it is
the ELI5 approach to making things clear to someone is the BEGINNING of the explanation, not the FULL THING.
I really really dislike it actually. That's what I'm trying to say. I fucking hate it. "Speak in such a way that a five year old would understand you" is a completely horrific bit of public relations advice, which has singlehandedly contributed a solid 20% to the ongoing breakdown of society.
This response absolutely accepts the premise that asylum seekers are definitionally, what, pedophiles and sex offenders? It is *wild* that he didn’t push back against this.
Lovely picture of me and my mum
"i'm a supporter of flags" MAN YOU ARE NOT A FLAGPOLE. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A POLE. GET THE FUCK OUT
what IS he is this a KINK
OYYYYYYY MY GOD
i had to read that one three or four times because i couldn't believe he was actually talking that level of shit
i was eating a cookie and i lost my appetite ABRUPTLY
you have such faith in rail infrastructure and timings ❤️
anyway if you want to find out more about empire, migration and British culture, BUY MY BOOK
They're still not gonna vote for you, pal
can we get three people to do this in quick succession for a really good mini storyline
i want this for you
Train is getting into Cardiff in about two hours if anyone wants to walk up to me in the train station, make out with me with intense passion, slap me in the face, and then run away sobbing
it was picturesque, a beautiful example of the genre
basking in the rays of a radioactive union jack monstrosity
Cabinet reshuffle is a new Chippendales line up
What's the most amount of red flags you can fit in a paragraph?
Andrew CH 