Well that's rude of them

insulting, at this point

I think Rudy only survived that crash because his body is pickled in alcohol. Keep his away from a naked flame though. That man will burn like an 80s sofa.

the goop that he started leaking a while back has got to be flammable i reckon

I can only imagine it slithered back up like a piece of the T-1000

or the sentient black oil from the X-Files. fuck. maybe that's what it is.

Without the black goop his body is a husk.

And with it, of course, he’s such a fine figure of a man. One of nature’s athletes.

I had no idea this existed. Might have to watch it on the day he pops his mad clogs.

ahahaha

Rumours of BP bidding for drilling rights to the back of his head.

If spontaneous human consumption decides to makeba comeback amongst the rich and the evil I don't think I'd cry that much, I can tell you that

Just give me three goes with the Death Note book.

Don't mention this to Vance, whatever you do.