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Jeremy

@expelliarmus.bsky.social

I was born the same day as Lily Potter, Harry’s mom. Valar morghulis!

created November 28, 2023

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Gavin/Buttigieg 28 Zero Fucks Gavin

18/8/2025, 4:32:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

Remember the commercials that said 9 out of 10 doctors recommended X product? Now we know who the 10th Doctor was. Trump hired her.

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Half our public land to satiate the greed of the #GOP #bigbeautifulbill

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

Who could have predicted that the same people who cherry-pick which Bible parts to follow would do the same for the Constitution?

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

The good news for Stephen, his wife won’t take an alimony. Bad news, she may name the Musk love child, Stephen Jr.

29/5/2025, 11:37:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

Imagine stealing enough money from your associates that you can afford a yacht and a presidential pardon.

29/5/2025, 10:58:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

#Shero ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

5/5/2025, 12:12:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

So farmers could have made billions of dollars if they only stopped selling crops. Who knew?

4/5/2025, 5:47:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

There are exactly three types of Trump supporters. 1. Those getting rich from his grift 2. Those who think he’s a great American patriot 3. Those who think he’s some super Christian Only one of these things is true. The other two are opposites.

2/5/2025, 11:49:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted

Former vice president Kamala Harris marked President Donald Trump’s first 100 days in office by condemning his “reckless” tariffs, “unconstitutional demands” and efforts to stoke a climate of fear to silence his dissenters. wapo.st/3RGwwrp

1/5/2025, 11:38:25 AM | 530 127 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

We let ugly, hate-filled trailer trash win the election. We allowed votes to be suppressed, we allowed due process to be ignored, and it’s all due to a lack of credible journalism because we let the billionaires buy up the media. It’s our fault.

1/5/2025, 11:54:45 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twinsies

30/4/2025, 5:32:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m impressed by Vance’s acknowledgment of the math he did in his head as she made the statement. They really aren’t intelligent. How did we lose?

30/4/2025, 4:48:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted

this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

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30/4/2025, 3:33:43 PM | 14796 2715 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 60 Minutes (@60minutes.bsky.social) reposted

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

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Profile picture David Frum (@davidfrum.bsky.social) reposted

It doesn't matter what the rest of the sentence says, the opening 10 words in themselves are the scandal: "President Trump on Thursday directed the Justice Department to investigate ... "

24/4/2025, 11:33:19 PM | 4267 952 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

PERSON, WOMAN, MAN, CAmera, t zzzzz

26/4/2025, 6:41:39 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

pRo LiFe

26/4/2025, 6:24:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ACLU (@aclu.org) reposted

This is a shocking abuse of power by ICE that has inflicted harm and jeopardized the lives of vulnerable children and a pregnant woman. We are demanding the return of these families.

26/4/2025, 5:41:38 PM | 1431 500 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

#caturday post. Alert while napping Not alert at all Artist. Canvas.

Cat with claws out while sleeping Car sleeping Cats drool spot
26/4/2025, 6:23:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump ordered the Department of Justice to investigate the leading platform through which Democrats raise money for their campaigns. Less that 100 days in, Trump is weaponizing DOJ to prevent his political opponents from funding opposition campaigns. Where is the outrage?

25/4/2025, 1:01:14 AM | 10428 3663 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Most people have a difficult time criticizing their boss publicly.

24/4/2025, 7:35:15 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 (@jastuart68.bsky.social) reposted

AOC nails it: " We'll rally every corner of the United States of America until we save Medicaid and Medicare for every American until we defend social security. And we tell them who's really in charge in this country." #MedicaidCutsKillUS

18/4/2025, 5:16:13 PM | 4453 1204 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

Let's elevate the fighters: Van Hollen for risking his life to find Abrego Garcia in El Salvador Booker for his 25 hr speech to expose on Trump & Musk's corruption Schatz for blocking 300 Trump nominees Bernie & AOC for rallying hundreds of thousands of Americans Newsom for suing Trump over tariffs

18/4/2025, 9:04:39 PM | 12429 3066 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

I cannot wait for the lawsuit García vs. Fox Corp. if there ever were a more slandered person with so much on the line. How anyone continues to watch this horse shit is beyond me.

19/4/2025, 11:39:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

The 6th grader-in-chief is leading the country.

18/4/2025, 6:14:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us

18/4/2025, 1:23:24 AM | 53937 14071 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

We should be doing more to fight. I don’t mean you and me; I mean like Congress. This is our 1933 Germany. #fcknzs

18/4/2025, 1:06:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

The way they are exploiting this woman’s suffering to try to justify sending a random guy to an El Salvadoran gulag is truly sick

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18/4/2025, 5:26:16 AM | 17876 3345 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a gofuckyourself fund? I'll donate.

17/4/2025, 9:40:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

What's a little Salmonella but to brighten your day?

17/4/2025, 9:24:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

Again, the closest thing they have to "proof" that Abrego Garcia was even remotely affiliated with MS-13 was the word of a local cop who was suspended a month later for misconduct. That's it. But now he's one of the world's most dangerous criminals? PROVE IT.

17/4/2025, 3:03:18 PM | 2005 355 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

I took an oath to aid and abet terrorism. Apparently.

17/4/2025, 12:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) reposted

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

16/4/2025, 8:30:11 PM | 13950 6206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't tell the GOP.

17/4/2025, 11:49:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

We used to free people from these camps, but now we send people there. Disgusting and ANTI-AMERICAN!

16/4/2025, 7:56:41 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Do better npr.org

16/4/2025, 7:46:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

We must make our stand here.

A tweet by Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren ) reads:
16/4/2025, 7:00:43 PM | 4989 852 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

The real cause is diet Mt Dew. Obviously.

16/4/2025, 7:44:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

🚨BREAKING: Judge finds flying migrants to El Salvador after orders not to "demonstrate a willful disregard for its Order, sufficient for the Court to conclude that probable cause exists to find the Government in criminal contempt." Visit www.democracydocket.com for full details and analysis.

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

Imagine having Pam Bondi or Karoline Leavitt as a daughter. I'm sure I made mistakes raising my kids, but it would be damn hard on me knowing I raised such human filth.

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Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.

16/4/2025, 12:48:29 PM | 39940 7977 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

Sunlight whores

Cats lying in sunlight
16/4/2025, 1:25:09 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Facts. youtu.be/BOp8IiRaS1U?...

15/4/2025, 7:56:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted

I'm no conspiracy freak, but I'm starting to think maybe he didn't legit win the 2024 election.

15/4/2025, 3:34:42 PM | 9140 1345 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

Is there an MS-13 hotline we can call to report Stephen Miller?

15/4/2025, 7:50:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

Trump is defying a 9-0 Supreme Court ruling against him. The Constitutional Crisis is no longer some abstract idea, it's right here staring us in the face.

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Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.

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Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

I would not have predicted that large universities would show more courage than either Big Law or corporate media. Good for them.

15/4/2025, 2:39:16 AM | 53426 8941 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

AOC: We saw Majorie Taylor Greene buy that dip. How much did you make? How much did you make off of people’s despair? How much did you make off of that panic? How much did you make off of that suffering? No more. We can’t accept it

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Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

👇👇

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Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

The administration that called Canada “the 51st state” and said “we’re going to get” Greenland is suddenly cowed by sovereignty.

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

My entire adult life, I've had to listen to the GOP rant and rave about the deficit like it's a household and how our kids will never forgive us. At the same time, their boy increased the deficit, not to pull people out of poverty or to house veterans, but so billionaires could catch a tax break.

14/4/2025, 7:32:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted

20,000 in ruby red Utah on their feet, in community, and ready to organize for a better world. A better world is possible.

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Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Someone in the crowd is in medical distress while nurses are on stage at the fighting oligarchy rally. The nurses rush off stage to give medical aid

12/4/2025, 7:07:14 PM | 12571 2731 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Same

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Jfc, the “do your own research” crowd wasn't kidding.

12/4/2025, 1:08:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Its called reverse sceince Unlike actual science, reverse sceince starts with a cause an uses the Internet memes to support such cause.

12/4/2025, 12:03:37 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted

Federal workers: We understand you may be taking a risk in contacting us, and we take your confidentiality extremely seriously. To collect tips, we use encrypted forms and apps, so messages cannot be read by anybody other than you and ProPublica. ➡️ Reach out here: propublica.org/tips

12/4/2025, 2:02:36 AM | 12111 5885 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s called shrinkage

11/4/2025, 7:44:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

He's going to send Afgan women back to the Taliban to be tortured, raped, enslaved, killed. What the fuck are we doing??

11/4/2025, 7:43:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

I cannot wait to own a Chinese EV for multiple reasons, but mainly because the GOP is so against them. I loathe every single thing they are all about.

11/4/2025, 3:21:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations on coming out of the closet, Stephen. He's married, but I heard it’s an open relationship. Best of luck!

11/4/2025, 1:40:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll help. I loathe him as well.

11/4/2025, 11:11:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Many people fear being treated the same way they treat others. There’s a solution to this: treat others the way they wish to be treated. There's enough happiness and goodwill to go around for everyone. Let’s stop hoarding and share what we have!

11/4/2025, 11:10:56 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

"I love the way you're changing the subject" -- Elizabeth Warren owns MAGA Joe Kernen on CNBC

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Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

the one silver lining to all of this is seeing this parade of dipshits get their just desserts

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Profile picture Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted

The Dem position should be "absolutely not." If Trump wants to keep his tariffs then helping farmers means restoring USAID, restoring all the food assistance grants/contracts killed by DOGE, and expanding programs like SNAP. We're not going to hand out money to watch food rot.

9/4/2025, 3:05:09 PM | 1584 505 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re trying so hard not to come out of the closet.

9/4/2025, 2:55:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philip Bump (@pbump.com) reposted

seems like someone might be panican

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Watch your drink when you’re around him.

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny how all the tough people never served. Hmmmmm Cosplay is fun.

8/4/2025, 4:49:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Lucky we have Fox and “News”max keeping them ill informed.

8/4/2025, 12:03:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

We need action now.

7/4/2025, 6:52:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

I'm worried that so many terrible things are happening at once, making it difficult to prioritize what is truly essential. Every person in America is entitled to the rights granted by our Constitution—no exceptions. A violation of the Constitution is a call to action for our military.

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Profile picture Judd Legum (@juddlegum.bsky.social) reposted

1. We contacted the 100 largest American companies and asked a simple question: Do you support the tariffs announced by President Trump on April 2? These are tariffs that have already destroyed trillions of shareholder value NOT ONE COMPANY WOULD ANSWER THE QUESTION

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

What’s funny to me is that they're not honest. Own the fact that you're tanking the economy so you can short-sell the market. They've advertised for decades that he tells it like it is. Own it. The trailer folk don't care about the market.

7/4/2025, 1:51:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno. What if he crashed the economy AND wore a tan suit? Sprinkle in healthcare? What a monster.

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Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

6 months ago

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Even people with a criminal record are no less human than you or me. Laws govern us, and this asshat of a president ignores the law because he’s never been held accountable.

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Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted

you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher” lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”

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Profile picture Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted

The idea that the federal government can go before a judge and say, “Yeah we arrested the wrong guy, but too bad, so sad” is not alarming nearly enough people yet.

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social)

Sometimes, it’s fun to sit and think how insane the Fox News coverage would be if Biden were the one causing ANY of this havoc.

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Trickling down. Reagan would be so proud.

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

I told mine as well

Cat yelling
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Profile picture NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact.bsky.social) reposted

Cory Booker fights back tears as he shares a personal story about a woman relying on Social Security to afford care for her Parkinson’s—the same disease that affected his father.

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Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.

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Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

The Trump administration is more than just a joke, they're a National Security Threat.

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Profile picture Jeremy (@expelliarmus.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck, I bet he sent money to a prince in Nigeria.

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Profile picture James Medlock (@jdcmedlock.bsky.social) reposted

How it started // how it's going

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Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

SEN. BOOKER KICKS OFF LENGTHY FILIBUSTER TO PROTEST TRUMP REGIME “I rise tonight with the intention of disrupting the normal business of the United States Senate for as long as I am physically able…1/

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Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

This is what corruption looks like.

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