Would be really fun if at the end of RFK Jr.'s Autism Fact Finding Mission (he will find the cause of all autism personally in six months) he blames something very different than vaccines. JPEG files cause autism, we gotta get rid of the JPEGs.
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IF he redirects, it’ll be free press or differing ideas that cause autism in our children. Want to stop autism? Stop defying the messiah! But he want, he’ll crow how it’s proven that he was right about vaccines and then show zero proof and MAGA will swoon.
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Also, you hardly ever heard of anyone with autism before the introduction of those Blue Blocker sunglasses.
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It’s Honey Nut Cheerios.
apr 17, 2025, 8:21 am • 0 0 • view
Eh, Blu-blocker glasses hit the market in 1986. Personally knew of several autistic kids before then, as I was in a classroom pretty much entirely made up of them in like 1980.
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They separated us into 3 classroom rooms. Exceptional, Average and low performing. And we all knew what classroom we were in and why.
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We were "the zoo" classroom. The wild animal children, separated from general population. We had a really fat lady assistant teacher whose job was pretty much to sit on hyperactive or tantrum-throwing kids until they passed out.
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Oh my goodness!
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It was the late '70s/early '80s. They were not above strapping kids to a chair if necessary.
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My fear is that RFK will declare that autism is a contagious illness and, to protect the public, all diagnosed autistic people must be quarantined for life. This is consistent with his latest eugenics rhetoric declaring autistic people as 'others' ("autistic kids will never ....")
apr 17, 2025, 1:51 pm • 22 4 • view
He can do that over HIS dead body. (So, not at all.)
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Autism is caused by pronouncing gif like jiff
apr 16, 2025, 7:36 pm • 190 0 • view
i feel personally called out by this post
apr 16, 2025, 10:33 pm • 10 0 • view
I'm once again pointing out the archaic method where "g" is pronounced as a "y" Though, in this case mostly to point out that there are plenty of ASD people with ASD who pronounce it with the "y" on a regular basis, which should have this proposal's accuracy re-evaluated
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For example, I understand your mother was acting hostess last night to the courtship of several strapping young ASD people with ASD who were using the "y" pronounciation of "g" until the small hours of the following morning
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High-ffye
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🤣 🤣 🤣
apr 16, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
aw damnit you beat me to it by TWO SECONDS
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Battle line DRAWN
apr 17, 2025, 12:46 am • 2 0 • view
Omg...I just posted the opposite 😂
apr 17, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Jiff is a peanutbutter
apr 17, 2025, 1:34 am • 16 0 • view
Smooth or crunchy?
apr 17, 2025, 5:10 am • 3 0 • view
Smooth as F
apr 17, 2025, 8:05 am • 3 0 • view
I guess I’m autistic, but never diagnosed. It’s jiff.
apr 17, 2025, 3:23 am • 3 0 • view
If gif was pronounced like jiff my name would be pronounced as Jayla and it's not.
apr 17, 2025, 1:52 am • 3 0 • view
Exactly! Except the opposite of that
apr 17, 2025, 1:49 am • 3 0 • view
I guess it’s personal with him. Via remote diagnosis I suggest he has autism. Need more diagnostic details, but laser focus on a single detail/cause is in scope.
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Same day express Amazon shipping causes autism
apr 16, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
. . . I'm just saying g I saw some jpegs of sonic characters growing up that definitely did something to me. . .
apr 17, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
What if it’s microwaves? Anyone prepared to forfeit wifi?
apr 17, 2025, 2:26 pm • 4 0 • view
For years I’ve always kinda wondered if maybe it’s microwaves.
apr 17, 2025, 2:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Microwaves reaction to the accusation: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
apr 17, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
apr 16, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
I just want a god dang eugenics
apr 16, 2025, 7:39 pm • 3 0 • view
Hope he picks microplastics and it causes a huge rift between him and the oil guys
apr 17, 2025, 2:03 am • 10 0 • view
He'll do his research and tell us exactly what they tell him say. It's clearly radio waves from public broadcasting
apr 17, 2025, 6:57 am • 7 0 • view
I mean, PNGs have better compression and can do transparency...
apr 17, 2025, 11:42 am • 29 0 • view
TRANSparency will be banned shortly.
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damn that's good
apr 17, 2025, 4:01 pm • 3 0 • view
We can get it unbanned by relabeling it "Alpha."
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As soon as the orange felon hears the word, it will be.
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*it’s woke. Woke causes autism
apr 16, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
They had a good run
apr 16, 2025, 7:36 pm • 5 0 • view
Microplastics
apr 17, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
apr 17, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
Either that or it’s pronouncing GIF incorrectly.
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It's that A1
apr 16, 2025, 8:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Someone needs to fuck with him and switch out the last page so it just says all autism is caused by brain worms
apr 16, 2025, 7:36 pm • 9 0 • view
I was going to reply with a funny zinger, then I found your comment and decided to give up because I wasn’t going to top it. I tip my hat off to you, friend.
apr 17, 2025, 4:27 pm • 3 0 • view
😳🤣
apr 17, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 0 • view
Yes!!! The day of SVG’s rule is upon us!!! All hail the mighty vector!!!
apr 17, 2025, 7:00 am • 2 0 • view
It's probably covfefe.
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I have it on good authority that it's PDF's. Fuck Adobe.
apr 17, 2025, 5:46 am • 11 0 • view
Or he ends up diagnosed.
apr 17, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
My money is on Worcestershire sauce.
apr 17, 2025, 1:43 am • 10 0 • view
I thought it was gif vs gif debate that was causing it.
apr 17, 2025, 12:31 pm • 0 0 • view
It's that damn DEI again! It's poisening the children.💩
apr 17, 2025, 1:42 am • 3 0 • view
Maybe it’s republicans.
apr 16, 2025, 9:17 pm • 2 0 • view
"autism comes from burning fossil fuels" would be even better
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pronouncing gif with a hard g causes autism
apr 16, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
copper in the water supply…
apr 16, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
We have no idea what those compression algorithms are doing to our DNA.
apr 17, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Read this! Use this information! bbc.com/future/artic...
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Thank you for sharing.
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One thing to add to that information is that having one old parent increases the risk of autism, presumably because the older someone is, the more chance that there has been damage to their gamete DNA. This, coupled with the normal genetic inheritance that can also convey autism, is why (cont.)
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Increased age in women seems to increase the probability. I don’t know why that is, but your thinking makes sense. All the more reason to continually fund research as was previously done.
apr 17, 2025, 8:55 am • 1 0 • view
It's been shown to have a heavy impact with fathers too - I take no credit for the actual thinking, just the reading, but recent research on aging suggests that damage to the telomere "caps" on DNA increases with age and reduces the chance of DNA replicating accurately.
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And I 1000% x agree with you on research. There are no miraculous answers that will show up in six months for such a complex disorder, but steadily pecking away and building understand of each facet tends to get you to the most dependable result in science.
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...why I am really furious with Elon Musk and his complete disregard for the increased risk, due to both his age and his own autism, that his dozens of children won't be functional auties, but profoundly autistic and in need of constant care or suffering perpetual anhedonia.
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I initially read that as JRPGs and simply nodded "oh, that makes sense."
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It’s pretty obviously the Anunnaki.
apr 16, 2025, 8:34 pm • 1 0 • view
(History Channel voice) “Is it possible—as ancient astronaut theorists believe—that autism is the result of a virus produced through genetic manipulation by extraterrestrials, as a tool for the enslavement of mankind in order to mine gold for atmospheric chemistry on their home planet of Nibiru?“
apr 16, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
^ My next NIH grant submission project narrative in this political climate, I guess.
apr 16, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, please let it be autoplayed videos.
apr 16, 2025, 7:44 pm • 11 0 • view
Please please please 🤞🏽
apr 16, 2025, 7:48 pm • 4 0 • view
I really want that shirt now that says that I am the leading cause of autism. Especially now that I know I’m autistic.
apr 16, 2025, 7:41 pm • 3 0 • view
Ample evidence that cocaine use is implicated in the development of autism. RFK feeling some guilt?
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Glad you didn’t say pinto beans and go all silent on us.
apr 16, 2025, 7:59 pm • 4 0 • view
This description should read for "childhood trauma," 🤷♀️😄 never mind ADHD.
apr 17, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Wait, I was supposed to get fast reflexes? I can’t even ADHD right.
apr 16, 2025, 9:32 pm • 11 0 • view
there's nothing wrong with how you ADHD. this is just a very half-sided description of ADHD, even if it is certainly well meaning and atleast half accurate. while ADHD *can* be natural and genetic, it can also be triggered by developmental lead poisoning which definitely does not give superpowers.
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as someone with lead poisoning based ADHD, i would be very interested to see the results if they ever polled comparing the health of genetic ADHD adults with lead based ADHD adults. i wonder if the life experience is significantly different between the two based on acquisition method.
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superpowers is just a bad phrase to mix in with neurodiversity. it's supremacy talk.
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the way an AuDHD friend explained it to me, neurodivergent and neurotypical, plus things like differing hours of waking function, seasonal function(SAD/reverse SAD), orientations, were all essential together in beyond-ancient times to cover every need of a large group. specialization, not supremacy.
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we're definitely a social species that benefits from our diversity.
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apr 17, 2025, 3:46 am • 12 0 • view
Pronouncing it "gif" instead of "gif" causes autism.
apr 16, 2025, 7:41 pm • 2 0 • view
He’s going to find that Autism is caused by minorities and poor people. His cure will be eugenics.
apr 17, 2025, 3:16 am • 16 2 • view
Caused by pronouncing GIF with a hard G sound.
apr 17, 2025, 1:43 pm • 5 0 • view
No one liked this because you're wrong.
apr 17, 2025, 6:09 pm • 3 0 • view
😂
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Tiff Tiff Tiff
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JRPGs, actually. Common typo.
apr 16, 2025, 7:40 pm • 4 0 • view
The way this is going, pretty sure they are going to blame democracy as another excuse to get rid of it.
apr 16, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
That idiot will say it's working mothers
apr 17, 2025, 1:17 pm • 7 1 • view
Nah, it’s the oil used to cook McDonald’s French fries that causes autism. 🤓😜
apr 17, 2025, 8:44 am • 2 0 • view
My theory is bidets.
apr 16, 2025, 7:38 pm • 6 0 • view
Well, toilet paper kings the Koch Brothers are major donors to the Trump Administration, and they have fought tooth and nail to suppress bidets and "Japanese toilets", so there's a good reason for Kennedy to find them suspect.
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God no, my hairy ass needs them.
apr 17, 2025, 2:00 am • 0 0 • view
Hopefully he finds out OneDrive causes autism and we get rid of that.
apr 17, 2025, 3:52 am • 43 0 • view
I got rid of it way back when they stole that 10GB of storage from all their users.
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But all my work stuff is in there
apr 17, 2025, 4:01 am • 12 0 • view
…actually yeah let’s destroy it
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I rather get rid of the cunt that believes vaccines cause autism
apr 17, 2025, 4:37 am • 1 0 • view
Don’t give him ideas, Tim.
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Might be pdfs
apr 17, 2025, 2:21 am • 2 0 • view
Windmills
apr 16, 2025, 9:45 pm • 1 0 • view
No, that causes cancer. 🙄
apr 17, 2025, 1:23 am • 2 0 • view
Elon Musk. The cause of the autism epidemic is Elon Musk
apr 17, 2025, 6:01 am • 1 0 • view
Good. PNG will be KING!!
apr 17, 2025, 3:47 am • 1 0 • view
I am certain that at the end of his fact-finding, he will understand he is undiagnosed himself...............
apr 16, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
People who call GIFs JIFs.
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More likely, the other way around.
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Fight me you octopus!
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😂
apr 17, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
It’s going to be 5G masts isn’t it?
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Or windmills. Whir, whir, whir...
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I really want it to be Ivermectin. Or raw milk
apr 16, 2025, 7:36 pm • 9 0 • view
More likely he'll blame pasteurised milk tbh 🤷
apr 16, 2025, 7:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Shocking conclusion: Autism causes contrails!
apr 17, 2025, 3:20 am • 2 0 • view
Kittens. Kittens caused my autism and that of my kids. Kittens cause autism. 😆
apr 17, 2025, 3:51 am • 2 0 • view
I can create a chart showing the corelation of x item to the increase in prevelance of autism. Here is one for craft breweries. This doesn't mean that craft brew causes Autism.
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Correlation: the economy took a tumble during the first days of the Biden presidency. Causation: the tumble happened because of 💩’s losing trade war and mismanagement of the pandemic. MAGA’s banking on people who can’t tell the difference.
apr 17, 2025, 9:46 pm • 3 0 • view
Ooo, can we blame capitalism?
apr 17, 2025, 1:12 pm • 1 1 • view
Such a weird guy. Even his family warned everyone about him.
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GIF’s only.
apr 17, 2025, 11:18 am • 1 0 • view
Nooooo, My meme collection!!!
apr 17, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey maybe it’s the vitamins! Ultrasounds! Pushing out the baby! Breast milk!! Formula!! Baby toys with colors.
apr 17, 2025, 9:27 am • 0 0 • view
I mean, up until the 1970s/1980s a lot of children's toys included lead paint Which, while lead paint does cause mental degeneration--it is a different set of neurological issues from what we see with ASD So there _is_ precedent to be leery about colourful children's toys
apr 17, 2025, 10:00 am • 0 0 • view
Is there a chance he thinks the cause is moisturizer? There has to be some reason he won’t let any touch his skin.
apr 17, 2025, 2:07 am • 5 0 • view
“Do we see any cancerous looking places?” the crowds of sane people asked.
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them jiffs and pegs
apr 16, 2025, 7:36 pm • 2 0 • view
I am in tears right now. My daughter is not a burden. I hate him so much right now
apr 17, 2025, 3:51 pm • 12 0 • view
Ditto
apr 17, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
It's specifically sonic and pokemon jpegs. Those cause autim.
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💀🏆
apr 16, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s caused by people saying gif when it should be pronounced gif Monsters.
apr 16, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
4chan causes autism
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The Corn Maze of finds Think he read who moved my cheese book? He will be always moving the cheese and declaring a victory as if it’s just Ideas with a just cause are quite admirable in life Yet where does one stop the cause? Who finally says have you no shame or the decency to cease?
apr 16, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
i was following the JPEG for years. Now I finally became sane and use png only.
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I hope he comes out and confesses to causing every single case of autism. Then he gives every reporter present autism, throws a bunch of Sonic plushies into the audience to distract them, and flies away, not like Superman, but one of the other flying superheroes.
apr 17, 2025, 12:06 am • 3 0 • view
Autism didn’t start getting really bad until cybertruck appeared. A coincidence, for sure:) TSLA is intensely toxic, though. RFK says it’s “toxins” Could be😷
apr 17, 2025, 4:13 am • 6 0 • view
I wonder how much access to heroine RFK has now? I mean people don't just stop using heroine do they? This will not end well ....
apr 17, 2025, 12:15 pm • 1 0 • view
He's a sick guy. His family sent a warning out about him. He killed, cooked & ate a dog. He has a fetish with dead animals & knew it was wrong. He abandoned a dead bear cub in a park. His brain was eaten by a worm. How much was destroyed by 14 years on heroin? His conclusions & decisions are crazy.
apr 17, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
So, of course, he's trump's guy.
apr 17, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
It's rare, but some do. I have family who actually got off it, clean 40 years, of their own volition--not easy, but possible.
apr 17, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Cool. Done. No more JPEGs. We will be free of JPEGs.
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The sun’s gravity.
apr 16, 2025, 9:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Mattress stores. The inexplicable proliferation of mattress stores tracks with the number of autism diagnoses. #ProveMeWrong
apr 16, 2025, 9:14 pm • 6 0 • view
Or he finds out he has Autism. He clearly has something that makes him crazy.-
apr 16, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view
I believe the sound of his voice (the same as a 100 year old Kennedy woman on her deathbed) may now cause some forms of autism in adults
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PNGs rise up
apr 16, 2025, 7:40 pm • 6 0 • view
It's gifs, because people don't know how to pronounce them.
apr 16, 2025, 7:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Naomi Wolf says it’s 4G!
apr 17, 2025, 2:24 am • 2 0 • view
It’s gifs with a hard g I bet. They must be stopped
apr 16, 2025, 7:36 pm • 6 0 • view
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA was making the wind cackle on your bingo card today?
apr 17, 2025, 5:54 am • 1 0 • view
He's going to tell us we all need to drink our own pee. It's always pee drinking with these people.
apr 16, 2025, 7:41 pm • 3 0 • view
He can use Elon as a case study
apr 17, 2025, 1:26 am • 1 0 • view
wow so it looks like the cause of all autism is the fact that all of america is not personally giving all of their money to RFK Jr at all times who could have guessed
apr 16, 2025, 7:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Hey .. maybe RFKJr will Find masturbation causes autism
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If he can’t find that vaccines cause autism, he will not back down and do more studies.
apr 18, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
If he can’t find that vaccines cause autism, he will falsify a report saying they do.
apr 18, 2025, 1:01 am • 0 0 • view
Listening to RFKJrs voice causes migraine headaches..
apr 18, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view
He's already recycling the cell phones cause brain cancer conspiracy. What do we do since we can't lift the antenna anymore to be safe 🙄
apr 17, 2025, 1:33 pm • 5 0 • view
Who would have thought the right hand continual turn lanes could have caused this?
apr 16, 2025, 8:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Why is he so obsessed with autism? And why does he need to demonize it? Personally, I’m just quietly doing my very best to get by in a non-neurodivergent world that’s already challenging enough to navigate. Leave us the fuck alone!
apr 16, 2025, 8:52 pm • 3 0 • view
Sneaky little JPEGs.
apr 17, 2025, 2:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Jpegs are fine. It's gifs and he has to pronounce it "correctly".
apr 16, 2025, 8:42 pm • 4 0 • view
Guess we all have to switch to PNGs
apr 17, 2025, 3:44 pm • 0 0 • view
He has an international team looking into it.
apr 17, 2025, 12:05 pm • 0 0 • view
The real cause is diet Mt Dew. Obviously.
apr 16, 2025, 7:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Sorry to disappoint you, but at the end he will just lie and say yes vaccines cause autism, show no proof and more people will die. This is just theater for their end goal.
apr 17, 2025, 3:09 pm • 31 1 • view
Soylent Green is GIFS!!!!
apr 17, 2025, 1:25 pm • 1 0 • view
lol
apr 16, 2025, 9:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I got fifty on sunscreen
apr 16, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Fucking jpegs i knew it!
apr 16, 2025, 8:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Blinking causes autism.
apr 16, 2025, 7:43 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ve been wondering what he would do if he found out that nano plastics were causing some of our health problems. I’m guessing sick people would just be the price of progress. 🤷♀️
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Indeed. Closely related is concern that the EMF radiation from 5G causes cancer. This is already well established by numerous scientific papers. The response has been to suppress this info and call it the price of progress.
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That would be funny, mostly for the surprise. Because who can doubt he will declare vaccines and junk food the cause of autism. Actually, he’ll probably clear junk food and become a spokesperson for Corporate Junkfood.
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Don't forget, though, that autism has been around longer than any of those things. And don't forget the medical 'experts' once laid the blame directly on the mothers, saying that they must have done something wrong when they were pregnant, which caused their child's autism.
apr 17, 2025, 9:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Yes, blaming mothers is a priority with them.
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Every chance they get.
apr 17, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm sure that's on the agenda again.
apr 17, 2025, 9:45 pm • 2 0 • view
He should check with Duke Medical school. They did some interesting research on this a few years ago.
apr 16, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Cell phones next to your head. All cell phones have to go. Only one house phone in the kitchen.
apr 17, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
Regular 3G & 4G cell phone EMF energy is not ionizing and, thus, not very dangerous. 5G EMF energy is ionizing and, thus, a much more dangerous risk for cancer.
apr 17, 2025, 1:55 am • 2 0 • view
We were making jokes. But thank you.
apr 17, 2025, 2:41 am • 1 0 • view
I can’t get 5G at my house, and I thought I was missing out.
apr 17, 2025, 3:31 am • 2 0 • view
Seemingly not ... The medical evidence of harm from 5G is only moderate, not ironclad. That said, one can easily do a bit of Physics and calculate 5G energy is ionizing. Ionizing radiation can pass through cells and 'burst' in the cell nucleus, causing genetic mutations.
apr 17, 2025, 4:38 am • 2 0 • view
RFK Jr has an agenda. Science doesn’t recognize an agenda. RFK Jr ignores science.
apr 17, 2025, 3:58 am • 16 4 • view
Plastic in our beings.Get rid of Plastic!
apr 16, 2025, 9:55 pm • 3 0 • view
"PNG is better and it doesn't confuse me over if I should do JPEG or JPG...."
apr 16, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Now I’m wondering if my computer knows how to open a .pneg file
apr 17, 2025, 10:59 am • 1 0 • view
Now we're talking, Mr. Wayne
apr 17, 2025, 11:50 am • 0 0 • view
Flavored Pringles. What year were those abominations introduced, and when did autism cases spike?
apr 16, 2025, 8:22 pm • 6 0 • view
No doubt they cause something. Probably multiple illnesses.
apr 17, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
Nausea
apr 17, 2025, 4:16 am • 2 0 • view
Sugar and artificial food dyes and flavors. They want us to go back to beaver butt.
apr 17, 2025, 3:40 am • 1 0 • view
please tell me that doesn't mean using beavers as tp
apr 17, 2025, 10:02 am • 0 0 • view
I am completely certain that Microsoft Outlook is the problem, and I am willing to no longer receive work emails if that will help.
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Thank you for your service.
apr 17, 2025, 2:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe he will accidentally find out that plastics leach synthetic estrogens, which we’ve known since the 80’s when the plastic Petri dishes grew breast cancer cells despite the control group not having estrogens added.
apr 16, 2025, 9:15 pm • 5 1 • view
Autism rates went up as the top marginal tax rate lowered. Godspeed RFk jr
apr 17, 2025, 8:57 am • 23 4 • view
Can’t believe you missed blaming it on GIFs…
apr 16, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
I've always liked Henry Rollins explanation of the "shakes" in Johnny Pneumonic: This causes it, THIS causes it! THIS CAUSES IT!! *points to stuff*
apr 17, 2025, 3:39 am • 1 0 • view
Fluoride is sapping our precious bodily fluids, Mandrake.
apr 17, 2025, 10:25 am • 10 0 • view
The redcoats are coming!
apr 17, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
You think we could convince him that’s he’s caught autism?
apr 16, 2025, 10:16 pm • 3 0 • view
All those pegs….. 🙃🤣
apr 16, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
"confusion over how to pronounce gif causes autism"
apr 16, 2025, 7:39 pm • 10 0 • view
Choosy mumps choose GIF.
apr 16, 2025, 7:39 pm • 8 0 • view
JPEGs are lossy. There’s no getting around that. So who knows what else they could be causing?
apr 17, 2025, 2:45 am • 2 0 • view
microwaves!!
apr 16, 2025, 7:38 pm • 3 0 • view
Or Roundup
apr 17, 2025, 4:00 am • 1 0 • view
What?! No!
apr 17, 2025, 4:34 am • 2 0 • view
apr 16, 2025, 8:09 pm • 2 0 • view
He's going to find something he can sell you the cure for.
apr 16, 2025, 8:14 pm • 6 1 • view
You're right. The human species was fine before organic food came along.
apr 17, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 17, 2025, 3:46 pm • 28 0 • view
Sucks to see you use AI images
apr 17, 2025, 4:36 pm • 3 0 • view
I had no idea it was an AI image (perhaps because the 'creator' did a lot of photoshop to clean it up afterwards, according to his blog). Will avoid in future, thx.
apr 17, 2025, 5:02 pm • 4 0 • view
SO meta. LOVE IT!
apr 17, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Better not be Doritos, he can pry those from my cold, dead autistic hands
apr 17, 2025, 2:18 am • 7 0 • view
Better not be burritos or tacos either.
apr 17, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
If it's the crunchy tacos they make with a giant Doritos shell it's riotin' time
apr 17, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm in.
apr 17, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe he finds out eating roadkill prevents autism!
apr 16, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
I think he's going to say it's generic and propose a final solution.
apr 17, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
It’ll be plastics in blood but big oil will pay them to say it’s wind turbines or some shit.
apr 17, 2025, 3:34 am • 7 0 • view
Interesting theory. Though it’s definitely not just one cause
apr 18, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Please lord let it be HEIC files 🙏🏾
apr 16, 2025, 7:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Lol
apr 17, 2025, 2:37 am • 1 0 • view
Calling them jifs is the cause
apr 16, 2025, 8:01 pm • 1 0 • view
or coal fired power plants. Gotta get rid of those.
apr 17, 2025, 2:46 am • 1 0 • view
It could be that weird receipt paper...
apr 16, 2025, 8:17 pm • 2 0 • view
It's social media! Let's get rid of all social media immediately!!!!!
apr 17, 2025, 8:23 am • 0 0 • view
beware of geeks bearing .gifs
apr 16, 2025, 10:06 pm • 3 0 • view
I see what you did there. #TeamHardG
apr 17, 2025, 1:54 am • 2 0 • view
Maybe it will be cars and he will inadvertently cause a public transit renaissance, and then all the autistic people with a special interest in trains (like me!) can be happy
apr 17, 2025, 2:49 pm • 13 0 • view
My dream come true.
apr 17, 2025, 3:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes and Hobo font too!!!
apr 17, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s PNG and animated GIFs that’ll kill ya.
apr 17, 2025, 1:27 am • 8 0 • view
Memes are the best Vaccine.
apr 17, 2025, 1:33 am • 8 0 • view
Or maybe it's calling GIFs "Jiffs".
apr 17, 2025, 11:25 am • 0 0 • view
Fruit must not be mixed with Chocolate. There it is. You heard it here first.
apr 16, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 0 • view
We know for sure it’s not steroids or heroin
apr 16, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm holding out for it being trans people somehow
apr 17, 2025, 10:34 am • 0 0 • view
No he’ll say it’s Drag Queens.
apr 17, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
apr 17, 2025, 3:28 am • 6 1 • view
Oh he already knows what he is going to say
apr 17, 2025, 4:08 am • 4 0 • view
RFK Jr's still using... Prove me wrong.
apr 17, 2025, 4:18 am • 8 0 • view
If the republican party's drug supply list of the orange blimps first stolen term is any indication, then.... Remember Madison Cawthorn blurting out that republicans held cocaine fueled orgies, & very soon after, he was gone. Are they still a thing? No wonder they've crashed & burned the country.
apr 17, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Heroin gets a pass, until he's alone with a bundle.
apr 16, 2025, 7:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait until they announce it was LGBTQ+ all along...
apr 17, 2025, 1:48 am • 3 0 • view
It's gonna be anime
apr 17, 2025, 10:42 am • 0 0 • view
Trump,Vance,& the whole GOP cause autism‼️😡
apr 17, 2025, 12:57 pm • 2 1 • view
Pronounced like jop
apr 17, 2025, 1:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Replace all jpeg files with jpg files! There autism cured and I did it without ivermectin or colloidal silver. 😁🤣
apr 16, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
it’s the powerpoint decks. The never-ending barrage of slides…
apr 16, 2025, 10:59 pm • 1 0 • view
But can he pronounce JPEG?
apr 17, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
And he will say it’s pronounced g-peg
apr 17, 2025, 1:00 pm • 3 0 • view
The real Autism is the friends he'll meet along the way.
apr 16, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 0 • view
😉
apr 17, 2025, 3:43 am • 2 0 • view
I'm quite sure they already have their completed 'study' already!
apr 17, 2025, 7:41 am • 6 0 • view
apr 16, 2025, 8:20 pm • 1 0 • view
It's actually a fact-finding mission to find the causes of all epidemic chronic diseases, not just autism. Also, he's not doing it personally. Rather, he asked scientists already at CDC to conduct the research. publichealthpolicyjournal.com/rfk-jr-hhs-w...
apr 17, 2025, 1:48 am • 1 0 • view
If you said TIFFs, id be with you. Do your research 😉😉😉😁😁🤭
apr 16, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
mispronouncing gif causes autism
apr 17, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view
Depends on which pronunciation you use.
apr 17, 2025, 3:24 am • 1 0 • view
My preference is he blames it on climate change or global warming. Of course, we know he’s just having a report drafted to support his pre-determined conclusion.
apr 17, 2025, 1:31 am • 2 0 • view
It's clearly the lack of old road kill in our diet
apr 17, 2025, 4:16 am • 7 1 • view
Pssssst…french fries fried in beef tallow cause autism. Pass it on.
apr 17, 2025, 3:27 pm • 2 0 • view
[sound of man breathing in reverse] TRASH...CANS...FRom.SIMPle...HUMAN...ARe...CAUSING.A..AutISM
apr 16, 2025, 7:39 pm • 272 7 • view
Fucking nailed it. Wanker does breathe the wrong way round.
apr 16, 2025, 7:45 pm • 6 0 • view
RFK breathing the inverted air from TENET
apr 16, 2025, 7:40 pm • 49 0 • view
They probably think the Turnstile machine exists. How else can you explain them blaming every Dem for the problems that the preceding Rep caused? Inversion can make effects appear to precede causes!
apr 17, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
"Gold causes autism." There is no faster way to lose a job in this White House.
apr 19, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
apr 17, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
oh shit that ... would explain a lot of my household actually
apr 16, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh no Tim, you have just inadvertently invited in an unnecessary discussion of why PNG is better than JPEG or the proper pronunciation of GIF. You might as well have said Beetlejuice or Babadook 3 times.
apr 16, 2025, 8:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Pronouncing gif as gif.
apr 17, 2025, 10:34 am • 2 0 • view
Im genuinely worried he's gonna blame "woke ideology" because it'll solidify the "social contagen" narrative they've been building. His liberal use of the word "eliminate the cause" should make clear why I'm afraid of what comes after that.
apr 17, 2025, 1:13 am • 25 1 • view
Huh. Dr Mengele vibes...sigh.
apr 17, 2025, 3:54 am • 7 0 • view
We also have to get rid of Elon
apr 17, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
Speaking out against the administration is a symptom of autism. That’s going to be the message.
apr 17, 2025, 1:31 am • 6 0 • view
I always knew that those JPEGs were up to no good. Thank you for confirming my suspicions. Has anyone told RFK Jr that he’s autistic AF? Someone probably should let him know.
apr 17, 2025, 3:07 am • 1 0 • view
He’s going to forget about his boss’s favorite beverage and blame Diet Coke
apr 16, 2025, 7:37 pm • 5 0 • view
it's been file compression this whole time
apr 16, 2025, 7:38 pm • 39 0 • view
Can we get the guys from Silicon Valley to investigate this utilizing their D2F coefficient?
apr 18, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
"Always has been"
apr 16, 2025, 10:08 pm • 10 0 • view
Exactly, the destruction of grammar has caused autism. Obvs!!!!
apr 17, 2025, 2:37 pm • 1 0 • view
#ZombieBrainRFK Will solve all your health issues as soon as he finds the nut he hid last year in preparedness for the apocalypse.
apr 17, 2025, 10:47 am • 3 0 • view