Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Pls delete and get the fucking name right. Minimal effort, holy shit.
She/Her/Sick of everybody If all you do is share the same political shit as your 500k followers and there is no joy to be found on your feed, I won't follow back. If you bash 'fucking leftists' more than fucking MAGA, don't follow me.
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view profile on Bluesky Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Pls delete and get the fucking name right. Minimal effort, holy shit.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social)
Please stop giving air to RFKJ's 'brain worm'. This is shit he made up during a divorce and custody battle to 'prove' he couldn't afford the support being asked for. It's not a funny joke, it's a nasty lie told by a wealthy white man to slither out of the consequences of his actions.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of a big breath of fresh air to see masses of people together giving off such an upbeat vibe. NGL, jealous I live thousands of miles away and couldn't participate but really glad to see all these people enjoying all these other people and all these neat places.
Nurse Teri 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 🇲🇽 🇨🇦 👩🏽⚕️ 👊🏼 (@nurseteria.bsky.social) reposted
Grandparents must lead on vaccines. We remember the dangers of vaccine preventable diseases. Our message- it is crucial that every child be vaccinated following the AAP childhood immunization schedule. @donnagaffney.bsky.social and my op-ed is here: www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/us-v...
CatLady Lil (@catladylil.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We need the girls, the gays, the theys, but also the hick libs and the pissed off farmers and every kind of New Yorker and Illinois and Minnesota and religious people who say “no ICE at worship services.” We are all America; we aren’t perfect but we know how to be pissed off. Let it happen
CatLady Lil (@catladylil.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We don’t need a goddamn hero, we need tools. Gavin is a fucking tool, and in this particular instance he’s useful. Stop looking for heroes; we have literal Gestapo on the street.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Good take. I'm sold. If he wants to burn us all, we should all come for him. We can go back to slap-fighting when we can do it over his rotting corpse.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to see this
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
You really seem to know a LOT about 'dirt dumb'.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'm sure a little fucking branding 'spin' will totally make the people who want to enslave half of us wake the fuck up.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
You'd think you'd be able to spell your 'king's" name right.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean Hulk Hogan's stupid lawsuit Streisanded the fact that he was a demented racist, but sure.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Pointing out that dirtbag didn't get the headline isn't a smear. Nice display of your dumbfuckery tho.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
IDT he has yet, but here's hoping.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone needs to tell her she has to eat the whole damned syringe or it won't do a thing for her.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social)
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
'His Excellency'. So gross. Also loling at that menu knowing Chump was pining for a berder.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
His mommy forgot to tell him to take the docs out of the machine. Oopsie.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you sustain a massive head injury prior to banging out this winner?
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a sign of him wanting to keep cashing fucking blood money checks. TOP CONTRIBUTOR 2023 - 2024 American Israel Public Affairs Cmte $866,550 www.opensecrets.org/members-of-c...
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Hating Israel is not hating Jews but you're clearly too thick to care.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Good.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
But not the cops who played Candy Crush
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
You're fighting the good fight, my friend.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Or we don't necessarily agree on what makes someone an asshole, or we have tolerance differentials, or maybe they're not all assholes and I am, etc. At any rate... clever screenname, gave me a chuckle and thank you for engaging. It was a nice change.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
READ THE FUCKING THING AND PICK THE REAL SHIT TO SCREAM ABOUT! STOP PLAYING FUCKING CHAIN LETTER! www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
That's not true. I'm completely against this, too, but I've actually read it and that's not in there. It eliminates including Internet expenses in computing the excess shelter expense. JFC people. It's bad enough for real, why do you have to fucking LIE?
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
It takes too long to screen them out and pawing through that trash makes me angry, bitter and borderline violent. I literally spend more time here muting mean and stupid people than I do reading things that interest, inform and educate me. That's not the role I want social media to play in my life.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
And you'll be attacked by assholes on 'both sides' for saying this.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
And he fucking runs away. RUNS away.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been on the fence about flushing Bluesky down the toilet with the rest of social media (this is the only one I have) but reading all that, following up on the other shit revealed in the threads on this guy, etc has convinced me this place is just as trash as all the others.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
That guy is so far up his own ass it's hilarious. What kind of dipshit thinks Putin == communism? My kids knew better in sixth fucking grade.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
And you know who this is because of the little flags in their name or ?
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Slurp harder.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
You already know what people will say to you yet you say this shit. Congratulations, you get your attention and also to perform 'good personness' with your chosen parasocial klingons.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
What a lovely way to say 'Why, hello, there! My head is so far up my own ass I can't see or hear reality!"
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social)
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In Otter News (@in-otter-news.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING NEWS: Mini water sausages have a snooze.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Your bio says 'Year of Something Positive'. Way to shit on someone else's positive post, You're positively an asshole.
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
Why are folks mad at the working mom with kids on Medicaid and SNAP rather than companies like Walmart that refuse to pay her a living wage and provide health insurance?
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody ever brings up the fact that if you receive any aid at all at whatever level, all of the shit they concoct for you to do in regards to meetings, paperwork, proving all the things, are done during the day, during the hours one would normally be trying to find said work that is required.
Tom Eblen (@tomeblen.com) reposted
Reader comment: "A lot of people are praying for the children. What would be even more effective, with an eye on the future, is to start voting for the party that cares about global warming trying to prevent those catastrophes from becoming worse and worse." www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social)
I can't with Bluesky anymore. It's really hard to hold onto any hope that things can and will get better when so many people in the so-called opposition party are as ignorant and bigoted as the people they ostensibly oppose. It's just Twitter, the Sequel.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude identifies as gay all over his bio and unironically shares Breitbart links. Methinks you'll be waiting a long time for any answer, and forever for an honest one.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
thisistoohard.bsky.social (@thisistoohard.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Hmm. I don't think that's it. Mamdani won by telling people he was going to do big things to help people. As part of government. People seem hungry for a government that will help people. This sounds like Republican lite.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
All I want to hear from Crow right now is why he took money from Palantir.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Shove your repurposed Biblical metaphors up your dumb ass. Your logic is so fucking decrepit. 'You person who probably didn't vote, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED'. Idiots like you run the young idealists out of politics, period.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing about 'our' side bashing people like AOC or Mamdani tho?
Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted
Growing up, I attended Sunday school every week. My teachers were Bill Watterson, Gary Trudeau, Berkeley Breathed, Charles M. Schulz, and Gary Larson. The best part was being able to show up in my pajamas and eat pancakes during class.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
The Texas government will come up with some fumbling nonsense about Biden or Kamala and the idiots that have devoured that bullshit up to this point will gulp down another shovelful.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Did he learn to lie on his flight plans in MEMPHIS?
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social)
If you think you're a liberal and you're misconstruing people raging about right-wing policies in Texas leading to a completely avoidable mass casualty event as 'mocking dead children' you're the same piece of shit as a Republican who refuses to engage about firearm policy after a school shooting.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Not really.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not really satire, tho. It's trying to pretend to be satire to cloak a lecture that's suspiciously parallel to the right-wing takes every time there's a mass school shooting: WE CAN'T POLITICIZE THIS RIGHT NOW BC DEAD CHILDREN, U R MONSTER FOR BRINGING UP POLICY and it's pretty gross.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a batshit insane feed and the 'mocking' I've seen has been reserved for their PARENTS, not for the girls themselves, which you can still arguably say is cruel but is still not 'saying the girls in Teas deserved to die bc their parents are Republican'.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, he is. You need to block him and move on, unless you're looking for arguments because this guy's so fucking thick he can't even figure out what he means to say it consistently from one skeet to the next.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
How about a little reading comprehension so people who aren't stupid can take you seriously? The person you're responding to isn't doing even a fraction of the shit you're saying here, dipshit.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody's mocking dead children and insisting they are so you can feel superior and also avoid hard conversations makes you just as ridiculous as the people supporting gutting policies in ways that are killing people.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, criticizing the policies that lead to the deaths of those children isn't doing this, but go ahead and sound like the right-wingers that say 'this isn't the time to politicize school shootings' every time there's a fucking school shooting.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would they care after they've participated in whitewashing the crimes of the Saudi and Qatar governments?
Kelly (@broadwaybabyto.bsky.social) reposted
Stop travelling to America. It’s not safe & your tourist dollars shouldn’t support fascism If you’re American, stop going to Florida They built a concentration camp in 8 days They’ve opted to kidnap and detain thousands instead of housing the homeless, feeding the hungry & providing healthcare
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Take care!
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't DM.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Read the room.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry but I'm not giving out personal information in an open forum. It's good to meet you though, and I hope you find plenty of things both informative and uplifting to follow here on BlueSky, Sergeant! 🙂
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Eliminating tax stamps is not the same thing as subsidizing.
Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 (@quincunctial.bsky.social) reposted
Those poor kids. They were failed by everyone who was supposed to be looking out for them. Uvalde was not a fluke. Uvalde is systemic. Dear Lord have mercy.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
USA
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Gross.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Which? My nonsense figuring out I had to quote-tweet to pin a retweet not my own, or the thread in general?
Bernie Cullen (@berniecullen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
How do you suggest changing these disasters without demonstration of the reason votes matter. Don't mistake cynicism for cruelty.
Lord Sparkinari (@sparkcj.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
voters in Texas will not understand that this was preventable. Like Uvalde, they will call it an act of God/a crazy person and move on, or worse, will scapegoat some group. I am tired of not politicizing these events because they are policy ramifications
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you so much!
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting drunk then cussing/fighting each other onstage was 'taste', was it?
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm seeing conflicting reports, that the NWS did issue alerts but the officials in Texas are saying they didn't to deflect. I'm not there, so IDK, and I agree with the 'either way, Republicans own this' takes anyway.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
The people who support Trump support Israel because their End Times prophecies need it to be annihilated in a war for their Messiah to come back, it has nothing whatsoever to do with there being 'good Jews' anywhere. They believe Jews are bad bc they're taught their Bible says so. Period.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Democracy Docket (@democracydocket.com) reposted
SCOTUS’s recent ruling restricted one of the most effective tools for challenging Trump’s unconstitutional policies. But legal experts say other, slower paths still exist. Here’s how advocates are adjusting. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/sup...
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, no Meta for me. Hopefully you don't vanish from here.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sorry but no party 'needs' con-men who adhere to no other ideals than finding the best way to fleece money out of people, what's wrong with you? We need normal people to wake the fuck up, not more mindless drones following the likes of idiot-boy Rogan.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Your voice doesn't matter - not even to the 8 bots who follow you.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently some of them do 🙄
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
God no. Fuck this guy. Drop him in the ocean locked in a cage, please. He's not not an idiot because he says one fucking thing you like, holy shit.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social)
Amen, sister.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure, I'm not going to walk up to the grieving parents and laugh in their faces but at some point surely the rest of us suffering for their choices get to MENTION that they're suffering from them, too?
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social)
We are angry, but at what point are we allowed to be angry at people who continue to choose to lose it all, including the lives of their children who get no votes?
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
^This. I think the powers that be in Texas will absolutely be able to slither out of responsibility this way, too.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Then follow it up with 'at least it was just girls'.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
It's insane that people want to give this man and the fucking black hole void in his skull any kind of credit for anything at this point, tbh.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social)
Watching liberals extol the virtues of RONALD FUCKING REAGAN because some 'Republicans Against Trump' nitwit account posts a line from a speech he gave once is wild. He DID hate immigrants - and everybody else still being vilified now - but his donor base loved that cheap labor... just like today.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
The only good thing Reagan ever did was die. He was shitting on people's constitutional rights going all the way back to the days of HUAC.
Jeffersonian Win Scenario (@eye8urcake.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for reminding people why we should continue to hate old-school Republicans whilst also continuing to hate the newer ones!
I 💙 Dogs (@dogs100.bsky.social) reposted
Another CaturDog Day Let it be