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Not a real penguin. May contain fish.

created February 2, 2024

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Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

It's no wonder that they hate AOC. She does her homework. And I love her for that.

1/9/2025, 8:27:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 10:12:53 AM | 1103 360 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted

They're both lying to you.

31/8/2025, 7:40:21 PM | 2503 821 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Taffy Marlington (@taffymarlington.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

bsky.app/profile/mapl... It's @jollygoodginger.bsky.social

31/8/2025, 11:59:22 PM | 56 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Something's definitely wrong. His belt doesn't yet meet his tits. Probably should have happened years ago. 🤢

1/9/2025, 7:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

I think someone needs to have a serious word with Krusty Gnome. #KrustyGnome

1/9/2025, 7:56:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Madhu Pai, MD, PhD (@madhupai.bsky.social) reposted

When 9 former CDC directors are ringing alarm bells about RFK and his dangerous policies, all of America must listen and act

1/9/2025, 12:41:51 PM | 760 232 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Later that same day.....

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1/9/2025, 5:05:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ariaa® (@ariaa.bsky.social) reposted

Teach them to share and give generously without a thought for self and you'll raise a remarkable, compassionate human being. ❤ #Kindness #Charity

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1/9/2025, 11:03:25 AM | 135 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nirvana (@nirvana1978.bsky.social) reposted

And I'm gonna leave this right here for your own pondering... #RealScience #Pinks

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31/8/2025, 11:58:40 PM | 37 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems fair.

1/9/2025, 4:44:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Um, I think that's actually a different pervert...

1/9/2025, 4:42:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

That boy ain't right.

1/9/2025, 4:18:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't go so far as to call it a human being.

1/9/2025, 4:02:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

And a black one, at that. Shocker. 🙄

1/9/2025, 3:03:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed.

31/8/2025, 7:12:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

It is, indeed, a very good word, and completely applicable to Mr. Hamill. ✊

31/8/2025, 7:09:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

Well put, indeed.

31/8/2025, 7:05:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Jack Brown (@drjackbrown.bsky.social) reposted

Remove RFK Jr for dereliction of duties. Immediately.

30/8/2025, 11:00:33 PM | 9137 1700 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laurence H. Tribe (@tribelaw.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr must be fired. He’s too deranged and full of himself to leave voluntarily. So it’s vital to convince Trump that keeping Kennedy around drains his own political power and thus his personal wealth by so visibly endangering the health of everyone in the U.S. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

31/8/2025, 5:56:32 AM | 2856 752 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Susan Cartwright (@listen2.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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31/8/2025, 6:01:07 AM | 29 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

Please don't think the danger from Covid is over. It isn't, and it never went away.

31/8/2025, 12:53:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I am Ian. I battle robots. (@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social) reposted

This cannot be stressed enough!

31/8/2025, 10:02:36 AM | 92 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

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31/8/2025, 12:28:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

He probably had to change those black trousers...

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31/8/2025, 12:26:38 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

🤣🤣🤣

30/8/2025, 6:46:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charles Fourier (@charlesfourier.bsky.social) reposted

What has the ECHR ever done for us?

30/8/2025, 3:29:04 PM | 499 294 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Welch: Am American president talks to other American citizens like that, and propagandists come on TV and normalize this behavior. And nothing about this is normal. Nothing

30/8/2025, 2:30:31 AM | 13696 3774 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 (@skippjon1.bsky.social) reposted

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29/8/2025, 5:02:00 AM | 3813 1000 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mimi828 (@mimi828.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Hint: If you are a PoC or your last name sounds non-white it’s a good idea not to vote for concentration camp grandpa. FYI, if there’s a next time listen to all the libs. Make sure you get your citizen relatives & friends to vote for someone less like Hitler & more like Kamala Harris.

25/8/2025, 10:54:04 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

My name is Captain Dylan Blaha, and this message is for members of the National Guard across the USA. I've served in the Illinois Army National Guard for over 12 years, including a deployment to Afghanistan and three years on active duty in Europe. What's going on right now is not normal.

23/8/2025, 10:38:00 AM | 10600 5411 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is there a dog floating in the sky? 🤔

21/8/2025, 1:10:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Bwahahahahahaha... Also:

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21/8/2025, 12:42:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dell cameron (@dell.bsky.social) reposted

Anyone who has studied the history of police states and surveillance can tell you invasions like this are a stalking horse. Extreme tactics like this are always tested on vulnerable populations prior to being normalized across society.

20/8/2025, 7:53:38 PM | 846 395 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dedreckoning.bsky.social (@dedreckoning.bsky.social) reposted

He’s like all the others who may have had souls but have had them stripped away. Blank stare, eyes with no depth, facial countenance of no feeling, no spark. Some of felon47s people were already this way. Others were bribed & brought to this level because of secrets they want no one to know.

10/8/2025, 5:21:32 AM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

It's a fact. Covid never left.

10/8/2025, 7:39:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

“Trump calls our trade deficits a ‘50 year emergency’ — that’s an oxymoron… I have a chronic, incurable trade deficit with my barber. I buy a haircut from her, she buys nothing from me.” Conservative George Will clowns Trump’s trade war, says Congress has abandoned their duties

9/8/2025, 4:52:29 AM | 4222 1251 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy.bsky.social) reposted

What an utter absurdity our Home Secretary has created - Destroying British free speech, right to protest and with it undermining democracy. It is not for the government to terrorise the public for political opinions they don’t want to hear.

Screenshot of BBC news saying police arrest 474 people at Palestine Action ban protest.
10/8/2025, 6:24:19 AM | 1066 366 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Stefanovic (@peterstefanovic.bsky.social) reposted

It’s more than three months now since the government was defeated in the Court of Appeal in its attempt to curb our right to protest. It should now be reviewing all arrests made under these unlawful powers @libertyhq.bsky.social youtu.be/vbQxagbctoc?...

10/8/2025, 7:09:19 AM | 330 128 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣👍🏻

8/8/2025, 6:21:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

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8/8/2025, 4:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, I believe that's the plan. Anyone with a modicum of intelligence should be able to understand it. And, hopefully, fight it. ✊

7/8/2025, 7:59:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

What a Cnut. 🤮🤮🤮

7/8/2025, 7:06:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PANDA (@panda-news.bsky.social) reposted

The FBI announced it will help hunt down Texas Democrats that have fled Texas in order to deny quorum. You didn't see anything you don't know anybody, you can't even remember what you had for breakfast. Snitches get stitches.

7/8/2025, 4:05:09 PM | 17 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 10:38:10 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chevron (@lachevron.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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4/8/2025, 3:06:35 PM | 19 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry Donkey News (@angrydonkeynews.bsky.social) reposted

We already know about the Oligarchy loans Nobody cared

4/8/2025, 7:03:53 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! The door! 😱 Almost scared the life out of me when I saw it as a teenager.

1/8/2025, 7:58:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Navarro is one of the absolute worst.

1/8/2025, 7:54:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

But it's not 'incredible' at all, is it?

1/8/2025, 7:38:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

But we can't be absolutely sure that his 'mates' weren't throwing them at him. 😀

31/7/2025, 10:10:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 5:07:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

ANARCHY!

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30/7/2025, 9:09:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 9:06:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣

30/7/2025, 9:02:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bethbramble.bsky.social (@bethbramble.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers

18/6/2025, 9:12:35 PM | 161 137 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

This is heartbreaking. 😢

30/7/2025, 8:23:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Those hair extensions ought to be grounds for imprisonment.

30/7/2025, 3:09:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw this an hour ago. Still wiping beer off everything that was in front of me. 🤪🤪🤪

29/7/2025, 5:58:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Extraordinary. Thanks for teaching me something new. 🙏

29/7/2025, 5:47:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Won't be long before we can only recognise him by the soles of his shoes.

29/7/2025, 5:37:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

It had better not be plastic.

29/7/2025, 5:34:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

www.golf.com/news/feature...

29/7/2025, 5:27:27 PM | 13 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

I never realised he was that old, though he certainly does look it.

29/7/2025, 5:26:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

Senile idiot learns to use scissors. Receives yuge applause. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

29/7/2025, 5:22:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's something specific, and a (respectful) correction. The number of books gifted is now 287.5 million. imaginationlibrary.com

29/7/2025, 5:17:24 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

880? That's rather a lot. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

29/7/2025, 4:48:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry to hear this Richard, I hope you're better soon.

29/7/2025, 4:34:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

I fear the same. I can see how tempting it might be to believe you don't have to think for yourself any more. Frightening. 😱

28/7/2025, 10:07:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

‪@ddale8.bsky.social‬ is simply the best at fact checking. And he has a gorgeous dog. 🥰

28/7/2025, 9:56:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

27/7/2025, 11:48:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

Dear USA, please make Pete your president. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

27/7/2025, 11:34:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not entirely sure that that beautiful bird is blue-fronted. 🤨

27/7/2025, 11:17:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M Meerkat (@kackbro.bsky.social) reposted

Hard to Disagree with Obama, Though he's probably talking about more Liberal, Democratic Women.......

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27/7/2025, 7:28:00 AM | 870 249 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Here's one reason why this old person is angry. 🤬🤬🤬

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27/7/2025, 10:59:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hart Cunningham (@hpsc24.bsky.social) reposted

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27/7/2025, 4:49:20 AM | 185 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

See also:

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27/7/2025, 10:47:22 AM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social)

Will somebody please check his browser history? 🤢🤢🤢

27/7/2025, 10:43:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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26/7/2025, 2:39:57 AM | 15055 5057 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

So just WTF did they EXPECT would happen? 🙄

25/7/2025, 1:31:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

You just did. 👍🏻

25/7/2025, 12:43:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there. 😀

25/7/2025, 12:41:48 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted

Today, the WSJ confirms. Pam Bondi told Trump he was in the Epstein files in May. Patel knew, too. So now if they release anything, and Trump isn't in there, you know it's a scam.

23/7/2025, 8:32:29 PM | 5190 1821 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, I remember it well. I remember just how disgusted I was.

24/7/2025, 11:25:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of this.

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24/7/2025, 11:19:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

No. No it isn't.

24/7/2025, 11:16:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, now he tells us. 🙄

24/7/2025, 10:48:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

You and me, both. 🤣🤣🤣

24/7/2025, 10:47:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edwin Hayward (@edwinhayward.com) reposted reply parent

I think what Labour mean to say is: "The hotels full of desperate asylum seekers we want you to hate are here, here and here, so if your business is near them you have to be extra vigilant because heaven forbid people who have nothing in the world might earn a few pounds whilst wallowing in misery."

23/7/2025, 10:23:14 AM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Grimy Old Perverts

23/7/2025, 11:44:46 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the truth.

23/7/2025, 11:41:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

What makes you say that?

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23/7/2025, 11:35:39 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Files can’t be blackmailed. Files can’t be extorted. Files can’t be pardoned. Files can’t be bribed. Nothing can substitute for the release of all of the Epstein files.

22/7/2025, 7:52:51 PM | 25818 6650 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what you did there.

22/7/2025, 8:18:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm in the UK, and I can smell it from here.

22/7/2025, 8:15:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

“ I couldn’t eat another thing, I’m completely full of shit.”

22/7/2025, 1:39:42 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture “Fake Penguin” (@fakepenguin.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahem:

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