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Co-Host “Trek in the Valley” Podcast. Stand Up Comic. Writer. Socialist. I support UNIONS. ACAB. This account includes but is not limited to heavy music/comedy/weed/art/sci-fi. He/Him. https://ko-fi.com/faqcomedy

created July 3, 2023

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Let’s see what happened on the ‘ol Maginot.

3/9/2025, 1:41:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh jeez, and I just looked, USA flag/ Ukraine Flag / Israel flag in bio…absolute sack of dumbshit.

2/9/2025, 7:13:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zio is short for “Zionist who nuts when Arab babies are murdered.”

2/9/2025, 7:10:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody should care what a lawyer with that facial hair thinks.

2/9/2025, 5:32:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please, show me multiple polls that prove 98% of Jews approve of that shit.

2/9/2025, 5:30:20 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprised to see old friends at the little camper in my home town where I was crashing last night. Today I played some disc golf at my dad’s little private practice course on the lake by myself and now I am mad faded, on my back, icing my ribs, listening to Dungeon Crawler Carl. Best vacation.

1/9/2025, 7:14:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Adam is on vacation in the woods with broken ribs. Enjoy our discussion of “Datalore.” podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

31/8/2025, 9:49:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Are we even gonna get anything now?”

30/8/2025, 10:49:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Vance takes over I think he would lose the primary in 28. Guy is fucking dumb pudding.

30/8/2025, 10:44:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he bucks the kicket while I’m honking that legal MN gas…

30/8/2025, 10:38:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone is going to jinx it!!!

30/8/2025, 10:23:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tricia would vote for someone who thinks she’s just a garbage thing.

30/8/2025, 10:17:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who gives even one shit about that? He doesn’t think Trans Women are women.

30/8/2025, 10:11:47 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This made me think it happened.

30/8/2025, 10:07:36 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slept like shit. Car service gets here in an hour. Let’s fucking go.

30/8/2025, 10:02:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am going to eat so much weed before my fucking flight tomorrow. Your fellow is feeling DISCOMFORT, bro.

30/8/2025, 1:00:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also, I think the new weed pills work.

29/8/2025, 11:29:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Downloaded a bunch of shit to watch on the laptop and a bunch of my dumb podcasts. Ready for travel hell!

29/8/2025, 11:28:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Found when I was looking for something else…I would end up waiting to go to the doctor until a week later to find out I got busted fucking ribs.

I'll stop complaining about it here but my chest has only been feeling worse. My chest and left shoulder/arm are just wrecked Mon, Aug 18 at 7:29 PM Maybe go to the doctor? Yeah, if I'm not feeling on the mend tomorrow l'll do an e-visit!
29/8/2025, 10:38:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reeeeeally going to try to disconnect from social media when I’m in the woods.

29/8/2025, 10:35:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe you should consider choking on shit until you puke blood you Nazi fuck.

29/8/2025, 7:20:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AOQ (@faqrules.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my god he admit it, etc…

29/8/2025, 7:19:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zionist aren’t a monolith for all Jewish people. You are being legit antisemitic and that doesn’t help anyone. You are a piece of shit.

29/8/2025, 7:18:40 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:08:25 PM | 6636 1976 | View on Bluesky | view

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Person who just lost an election because they didn’t have support from Leftists, “We don’t NEED THE LEFTISTS!”

29/8/2025, 6:37:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lib yelling at a Leftist telling the Leftists that leftists need lib support more than libs needed leftist support…when libs famously lost an election where Leftist support could have helped…wild. Excited liberals are the dumbest piles of skin-wrapped dogshit.

29/8/2025, 6:30:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How the fuck do you figure? You lost in 2024. You clearly fucking need my support more than I need yours, you dumb fucking asswipe.

29/8/2025, 6:28:02 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What…the fuck…is the purpose of you saying you would vote for him if you wouldn’t vote for him in a fucking primary? That information is fucking USELESS. Nobody cares what transphobe you would fucking vote for if the other option is a Republican. You libs need to get fucking smarter. Now.

29/8/2025, 6:17:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Liberals love this shit.

29/8/2025, 5:49:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This weekend when I’m back in MN I’m going to ask my Mom if I can have some money to spend at the weed store.

29/8/2025, 5:39:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. This is included in the definition of being anti-trans. You don’t even understand the fucking shit you are saying. Being UNCOMFORTABLE with Trans people is TransPHOBIA.

29/8/2025, 5:01:29 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Macon Blair seems so cool! I hope he isn’t secretly a gross abuser.

29/8/2025, 4:08:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before I left X I saw a video of a guy walking around carrying what appeared to be the head of one of his family members and I’ll never forget that shit ever. Think about it every day.

29/8/2025, 3:47:34 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or it is one of those weird real pics that looks fake as shit.

29/8/2025, 3:23:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is, I believe, 100% fake.

29/8/2025, 3:22:23 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your brain is PISS.

29/8/2025, 3:21:38 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is an economy of language thing. It isn’t “Jargony” it is “The English Language.”

29/8/2025, 3:18:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you want people to tell you you look like you have lost weight and you haven’t really, just shave your head.

29/8/2025, 3:08:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should have more explicitly stated. I like the breadstick gummies. They rock.

29/8/2025, 3:05:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh yeah.

29/8/2025, 2:51:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, this seems outlandish, but Punch sells a savory weed gummy that is like “strawberry basil” or some shit and it tastes like motherfucking breadsticks.

29/8/2025, 2:32:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate Mondays Garfield says before taking a fat rip on his lasaga vape

14/7/2025, 5:31:33 PM | 190 43 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Trump…is he going to kill her?

29/8/2025, 2:29:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gorgon Donor

29/8/2025, 1:30:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy fucking SHIT! Let’s get this day over with. I gotta wake up at 3am tomorrow to fly to the WOODS.

29/8/2025, 1:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He replied to me once and then I muted him.

29/8/2025, 1:21:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the tune of Cars by Gary Numan, “Icing my ribs, I’m just icing my ribs, I can ice all my ribs. It’s only ice ribs. My ribs.”

29/8/2025, 1:20:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the man with Scott Bakula said everyone attackula.

29/8/2025, 4:03:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamnit…DanDaDan RIIIIPS! Fuck.

29/8/2025, 1:20:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, last ALK3 thing. I saw them at Warped Tour in Fargo in 2003 and Skiba pointed at me and said, “This song is dedicated to that tall Viking motherfucker who has been rocking out the whole set. Private Eye!” Then they played private eye.

28/8/2025, 11:13:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woah! I just called a customer named Aurora in Chicago!!!

28/8/2025, 11:05:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rad.

28/8/2025, 10:57:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blood Hair and Eyeballs (X)? I liked it more than anything since Good Mourning but it didn’t have staying power for me. I’ll give it another listen!

28/8/2025, 10:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah man! Still kicking my ass that I missed when they were rehearsing those live recordings at first Ave.

28/8/2025, 10:49:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw them play Bleeder live at the Quest Club in Minneapolis on the Vagrant America tour and I lost my damn mind.

28/8/2025, 10:46:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to reschedule brain therapy because broken ribs and fucking don’t wanna!

28/8/2025, 10:35:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn, I love the first three/four Trio records. I remember pounding Mickey’s 40’s when someone introduced my to the songs Cooking Wine and Bleeder and they were like “this band has the best fonts!” Instant fan.

28/8/2025, 10:31:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck all that bullshit.

28/8/2025, 10:02:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw someone dance all night in doc martens once. 15 years ago if it was a day. A cloudy night, just like tonight…there was a chill in the air at the rave…

28/8/2025, 9:32:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Capitalism is EVERYTHING and that is the problem.

28/8/2025, 8:45:14 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Capitalism isn’t one thing, Lux!

28/8/2025, 8:43:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Capitalism isn’t one thing. It is a complex system made up of a number of incredibly evil and predatory systems around the world. So yes, the problem is always capitalism. Every problem people are facing now, starvation, climate collapse, vaccine skepticism, traces back to capitalism.

28/8/2025, 8:42:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Avatar was the best looking movie to ever look like shit. The characters look weightless and apart from each other/actors etc... The climactic battle in Avatar 2 in 60FPS looked like two characters from a 90’s LJN wrestling game who can’t actually touch each other because they aren’t real!

28/8/2025, 8:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No they wouldn’t. They would simply do the incongruous thing and then never answer reasonable questions about it.

28/8/2025, 7:15:32 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These second and third strikes appear to have caused most of the deaths. Intentionally attacking rescue workers, journalists and other civilians is a violation of international humanitarian law and a war crime.

28/8/2025, 3:36:19 PM | 315 56 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crime is historically low in CA. They should be housing people instead of sending special fucking cops everywhere. FUCKERS! Complete fucking FUCKERS.

28/8/2025, 7:08:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I go on your podcast to promote my podcast?

28/8/2025, 7:05:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t care how fucking right he always is, he’s the worst. The official stance of @trekinthevalley.bsky.social is when Wesley comes up on screen we say something like, “Nobody cares if you are going save their lives if you are wearing that sweater!!!”

28/8/2025, 7:04:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They need to watch that episode of Star Trek: TNG where Wesley is sentenced to death for stepping on flowers. Ignorance of the law does not make the law invalid!

28/8/2025, 7:02:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Backed by King Gizz.

28/8/2025, 6:54:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought this was a bit and he was an actor because I did not know this is what Ritchie looks like.

28/8/2025, 6:52:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are a dumbass. You don’t know what fascism is. You think you are above being tricked into supporting a fascist. You are not and that is exactly what is happening now. Be less dumb and shit will make sense to you.

28/8/2025, 6:24:41 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a very well designed time capsule. They even have the boxes up on rails to keep them out of the water.

28/8/2025, 6:11:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is, dumbass.

28/8/2025, 6:08:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Motherfucker got a pre-cog telling him to bonk immigrants and unhoused folks on the head.

28/8/2025, 6:04:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why would you ever feel bad for them? They 100% signed up for all of this and frankly, they are being paid far more than me to walk around like assholes.

28/8/2025, 5:59:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I’m basically the titular Radiohead.”

28/8/2025, 5:54:59 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why don’t they just make the whole hospital out of cameras?

28/8/2025, 5:38:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think whatever hospital this guy goes to should be closed.

28/8/2025, 5:36:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DONT WANNA SEE TRANS PEOPLE? THEN KILL YOURSELF

11/6/2024, 2:51:43 PM | 2424 770 | View on Bluesky | view

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“The majority of people in this one poll said Trans people should have to play sports with their assigned at birth gender.” You know that the majority of Americans polled supported slavery for like 100 years, right? Same with segregation? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

28/8/2025, 5:00:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re a fucking asshole and nobody should listen to you.

28/8/2025, 4:31:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My ribs are broken so you need to go to this fucking show for me.

28/8/2025, 4:29:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The biggest negative would be “Now there are a bunch of unemployed murderers with murder training being angry murderers in the general public.”

28/8/2025, 4:29:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Harris was going to do the same thing. Newsom agrees with Trump about everything relating to Trans people. The experience of Trans people would be no different under Newsom than a Republican. That’s what you don’t fucking get. Newsom is only showing us his FIRST push of Transphobia.

28/8/2025, 4:23:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you vote for a transphobe you are a transphobe. I don’t think voting to remove rights from abused social classes is part of the DSA mission statement. “Literal DSA member here,” like, so what? That doesn’t mean you aren’t wrong to PRE SUPPORT a transphobe years in advance. Fuck you.

28/8/2025, 4:20:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Torres comes off like a fucking Tim Robinson character in this. I truly thought this was a bit at first.

28/8/2025, 3:21:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, the only real guidance for my ribs is take it easy, but I crammed all of my pre-travel errands and packing and cleaning into like a 90 minute period last night and it was obviously too much (who knew how much you use your ribs when folding clothes), but now I ain’t doing SHIIIIT until I fly.

28/8/2025, 3:18:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he wants to actually run in 2028 something fucking INSANE would need to happen next year.

28/8/2025, 3:12:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your brain is piss pudding.

28/8/2025, 3:11:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The wild thing about all this Newsom shit is running this far in advance, as far as I know, has never worked. So he is spending all this money to what, exactly? I know it isn’t really possible, but I think he is going to switch parties if Dems lose the midterms. Only way he stays relevant up to 28

28/8/2025, 3:10:18 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just need to get through the next two days and then I get to fly to the woods in Northern MN with my brother to see my parents and at least one friend I haven’t seen since Feb 2020. I’ve done the laundry. I am mostly packed. I understand taking a vacation is a privilege and goddamn I’m doing it.

28/8/2025, 2:58:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if the shooter is Trans, holy shit! How many fucking white nationalist Christians have murdered kids? We don’t make those motherfuckers illegal.

28/8/2025, 2:54:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Placebo affect.

28/8/2025, 2:49:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dummies thought it was violent video games but it turns out it half the people on TV and the internet telling kids they need to kill the other half could be tipping scales. I’m no social scientist. I’m just one high man.

28/8/2025, 2:13:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bob Burger.

28/8/2025, 2:11:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bob’s Burger

28/8/2025, 2:11:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m cultivating the most irritating air of mystery.

28/8/2025, 2:02:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don’t have to do anything you don’t wanna do!

28/8/2025, 1:42:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, everyone would be asking me why I have a doctor with me at all times and why my nose is bleeding.

28/8/2025, 1:41:58 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view