yeah for real
leatherdyke, mutuals only please. š
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yeah for real
(i think the camera thing is a perfectly fine fetish but very uncool to spring on unsuspecting hookups and dates.)
moment i decided i could never have sex in her home again š¬ (fell off for completely unrelated reasons) anyway i am thinking abt this now bc i am a paranoid person, i hate living in the panopticon, and i love public sex. i hate how cameras are everywhere (even in nature!!! trail cams!!). it sucks!
this was a while ago and we are no longer friends so itās really neither here nor there but i often recall a moment when a friend who i was fucking told me gleefully her lesbian boyfriend was having her install 24/7 security cameras in her apartment that she could never turn off and that was the
OH this is so good. oh this is SOOOO good. if you're a snuff freak then. you have to
thank you!!
help they said im employee of the month at work š
wow i really hate the position that some kinks should only be accessible to the wealthy
oh it so would be. i would frame it
thankfully im enough of a stoner that im able to over ride the paranoid part of my brain with some sort of detached logical overlord that tells me āthats just the weed, idiotā so i mostly just find this funny
LOL no ur so good iām fine š¹
im the kind of stoned that makes me paranoid and so many ppl liking my tweet abt pride had me say āwaah too many ppl are seeing it theyre gonna send me a cease and desistā and also āAJ & Br***** r gonna write a call out post on lexā š
pretending that i am suffering nobly for the pleasure of my wife, as opposed to because i made a series of poor choices
car omorashi š im suffering
rewatching the producers reinforced to me that my stepbrother thinks heās mel brooks, but is actually like seth macfarlane
evie would play w you š¤
they would 100% love that lol
love the gay furry throuple nextdoor; two of them got the other a statue figure of a buff anthro anime shiba with two different dick attachments and they showed the group chat.
omg š„
thank you for your support in these trying times šš¹š
Maāam, do you have any idea how bad it feels to have a beautiful woman pull 3 needles out only to get one drop of blood? š i am a failure as a bloodbag
dubcon leatherdyke humiliation scene: a nurse gives me my flu shot and remarks āwow, youāre really not a bleeder at allā as i try to hold back tears at my failure to provide blood to beautiful dominants.
i got the sense she asked because she was considering a piercing but lol
okay my obgyn is a fellow millennial and ngl it was very funny to talk to her about my vch, which she said looked very clean and healthy. she wanted to know how long it took to heal and was shocked when i told her it was freakishly fast and took 2 weeks (usually 4 - 6 iirc)
i honestly just expected him to say nothing. he should feel bad about himself
oh my god i just saw that urqh*rt doubled down hard on his original reports
i can dm you the name but yeah its bad; i stopped talking to him ages ago when he got transmisogynistic
god forbid a fictional porn zine have fetishes!
i find it pretty ironic that zionists are mad abt it bc its a zionist musicalc but i guess leave it to these idiots to not understand satire (albeit bad satire). Watching ppl online speculate heās a leftist is wild
its getting an off broadway run in october ā ļø its about as trite and inoffensive as your average family guy episode (which is to say, trying so hard to offend that its just kindaā¦. boring)
heās a centrist anti woke type and thinks heās being edgy and offensive but mostly itās just kinda boring and mad at a culture 10 years out of date while also being way too online
nooooo the NYT is covering my dumbass stepbrothers musical
okay i lived. also i got my flu shot š„³
lowkey how i ended up doing surgery on my leg this shit makes you lose it
health OCD + extreme medical PTSD is a hell of a combo
wish there was a way to be like āi experienced medical CSA and thatās actually jus the tip of my doctor trauma iceberg, please be coolā
obvs dreading a pap smear; iād literally rather be a piercing model for a VCH (a thing i have done) in front of a dozen strangers than have a doctor touch me.
to answer some questionsā and it genuinely made me so mad because we both know i dont have a choice!! but sure put a shiny fake veneer of consent on it
truly nothing makes me feel more vulnerable, powerless, and like i fully lack autonomy than going to the doctor. i love to dubiously consent to be violated bc if i dont you stop giving me my Rx š¤Ŗ they sent me a mandatory health survey that started w/ a yes/no question that was just āwould you like
same š
yuuup
itās beyond despicable
the fact that thereās still no correction is infuriating lol, heās posting on his personal blog so i know heās online rn š not that i expect him to do things right but jesus fucking christ
š¬ i agree
genuinelyā¦ like what the fuck
me too i saw red yesterday when he āāreportedāā the āāstoryāā
hasnt even posted abt the updates. as of 2 hours ago, was posting about how we have our āāfirst trans woman shooterāā there is something wrong with you. even if it were true, you have an ethical responsibility to report in a factual, non sensational way.
more like asinine media
lol updated information has vindicated me. kick rocks!
had to reschedule my pap smear bc i have a work meeting w the fucking mayors office so now i get to go tomorrow afternoon š«
being vague because im sure he name searches lol
āadding insult to injuryā comes to mind
man i fucking hate that a specific trans journalist who historically has been a transmisogynist is the one āāconfirmingāā the shooter was a trans woman. i hate everything about this situation but god do i fucking hate that guy.
rock and hard place of āi dont want to wear a dress to my appointment but i also dont want to take my pants off and wear their horrible dressing downā
remembered i have a pap smear on friday :/
holy fuck tmfly is so good dynasty-scans.com/chapters/an_...
need to find a sadist domme top who wants a dog
lrtās šµāš«š¦®š„µ
Good Hound!
"Give your friends a good show."
i wanna do sounding but also im nervous about utiās š„² i feel like iād like it a lot
why does the search function on manyvids suck so fucking bad
like i knew it was bad, but from a very reactive and activated place. actually being able to trace that history back to age 4 was sobering.
couple of nights ago i realized i might benefit from returning to EMDR to specifically work on doctor/medical trauma shit and then i felt a bit silly about itā¦. until i started going down a list of incidents and realized how bad it really was
they should invent a nap that does your chores
between being dead tired (i think i finally shook the covid insomina, but now my sleep debt is kicking my ass), and bad brain, i am truly ready to call it quits and try again tomorrow. but iāll chug along anyway
pampering the pretty pet @ggpraziiberri.bsky.social
benadryl stays IN the hookup bag
the worst part isā¦ my dumb ass supplied the condomā¦. bc i still buy latex condomsā¦ i just also have non latex ones for longer term oral scenesā¦ but i forgotted
okay this happened a while ago w a lex hook up but re: main: going down on a girl and not realizing the condom is latex until ur throat itches š¹š
haha understandable!
i forget where i got the eggs rn (fatasticocks maybe?) but the xenocock is from deep fantasies
just remembered i have silicone eggs in the style of the ones in alien and also my xenomorph cockā¦. šµāš«
wow im in the clear for edibles again and between covid and just not partaking much lately i feel like this was a good tolerance break
pouting bc itās not cute at all!!! i feel like a 2010 hipster with a fake mustache piercing
managed to change out my septum ring for a surgical titanium retainer please let this have been the right move
aww thank you, Iām glad.
oh good, Iām glad!! discord is def a weak spot for me, I donāt check it very often
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i think its just, as a fat dyke especially, iām not so desperate and self hating to fuck anyone who gives me the time of day. Not too toot my own horn too much, but Iām desirable and have many women in my life who would fuck me and not make me feel like Iām demeaning my self worth ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
frankly i am late on replies, often!
fyi im very chill about late replies to everything else but if you proposition me for sex unprompted, leave me hanging for 2 weeks when i try to make real plans, and then do thisā¦. i just cant. but friends, worry not.
that girl just responded to tell me she is still dtf and didnt respond for 2 weeks due to cleaning anxiety. i genuinely hope she is feeling better but i genuinely cannot fuck you baby, iām sorry. i do require a bare minimum of respect, if not from others than at least self respect.
agreed!! i think thatād be fun, and I like when special balls have a bit more utility
i knowwwww what a waste!
moon ball!!!! and werewolf! whats not to like š
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literally like 500 years dungeon go directly to hell
california privilege is that to me weed should be dirt cheap and when i see the prices on some of this shit i feel so bad for states that only have access to overpriced āfederally legalā weed lol
sorry i just saw 24mg of THC for $45 and got really mad
i cannot get over the fact that THC microdoses are so much more expensive. like what do you mean i can get 100mg edible for between $8 - $22 and microdoses, many of which have a total of 50mg of THC, tend to start at $22, but typically are in the $30 - $45 range! it pisses me off!
i dont wanna qrt but this made me laugh so hard, it is truly our worst cultural export im so fucking sorry š¹
vanilla readers of a game in yellow do not fucking get it wow (just saw some reviews lol)
i want more!!! i know thereās more out there but itās not easy to search for lol
i am so very sweaty and yeah it is vaguely bitter
need you all to know that since last night evie has been trying to come up with a āpetra von kantā joke about my paxlovid pussy and she finally nailed it withā¦. āthe bitter cunt of pussy von jessā š¹š¹š¹
honestly go for it š«”
if i find it again iāll def send it your way, it was a good one!
i ā¤ļø paying for porn
unfortunately this just makes me want to break out the bloodplay kit to see how my blood tastes now, too.