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Pls don’t do in the news nothing about me🔻 (@bradicality.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Hakeem Jeffries: Trump should… Pokémon Go to the legislature if we wants any kind of legitimacy

Zach Schonfeld (@zachschonfeld.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Little Nicky.

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^^^^^

A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ (@stevekoehler22.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

First his mom would have to be Prego

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

It does!!! Bro it an OT VI That's how he does the thing with his eyes

💀 Dreadward 💀 (@edwardodell.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

It would explain a lot

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Hakeem Jeffries is a scientologist

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You pull the tail like a lever to open the start menu

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Woah

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Johnny climaxes when he exercises or goes outside in the heat

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Oh god hell yeah

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

He's sticky but slippery at the same time

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

like trying to catch a greased up red snapper

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

"RUN"

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"that guy is glisteni-- oh..."

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a magnetic voice

Pavlov's Hog (@eckzhall.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The Clap heard round the Cheeks

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

New superhero idea: Johnny Cumsweat. A guy whose sweat is cum

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Dat snake knew what's up

Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn (@sovietcola.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

ouroboros pack

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Smoking my penis

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

The Cheeks that Clapped Back

💀 Dreadward 💀 (@edwardodell.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Maple Syrup exfoliant

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Ragu spaghetti would be a great name for a baby boy if he was Italian

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit do you own the onion

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Pancake dong

skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted

hey bsky mods everyone calling me "dip shit" "chart fucker" and " pasty minnesota bitch boy" should be banned immediately

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Your ass is grass! have your considered switching to non-invasive flowers and plants to help native insects and bird populations?

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Ass fertilizer

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Just let me rip to assert dominance

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Farting on the teams meeting again

Emergency Motown System (@motown.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Welcome to Maine fuckers.

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Cock lobster

Glob Dylan (@flopwizard.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

He boutta go ALL IN

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Head first

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

When it's time to slurp that seafood

Ravin Boodram (@rvbdrm.com) reposted

Saeed Jones (@theferocity.bsky.social) reposted

FUCK, man.

full slack (@fullslack.bsky.social) reposted

it should be legally required to build fireplaces like this

🎃 Josh-O-Lantern 🎃 (@thejoshofit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Pretty Hole Machine

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Burn that fucker down

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Hell like a hole Black as my hole I'd rather die than give you hellhole

The Louvre of Bluesky (@thelouvreof.bsky.social) reposted

Logging on every single day to ask why you all hate me so much

presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ (@lacroixboi.dadguy.help) reposted

i’ve lost at least three Mental Health Points™️ already today

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

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Passing gass into a bag for later purposes

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

can’t believe i didn’t know this lore

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

I love corporate language dawg "rightsizing lmao" yeah I right sized my nose to spiderface

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Wow I wonder what it will choose in this 'dilemma'

Soupcan Steffans (@soupcansteffans.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I should call her

aaron (@hillenjoyer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

only death can pay for life

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Ough wawawawa

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reposted

Proof of life

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

They actually have a specially designed seat that lets ur nuts hang and the sweat drip into the collection tube

💀 Dreadward 💀 (@edwardodell.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You’re really gonna be at the bottling plant a very long time

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

You don't know my passthrough rate. They also have a peloton

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Pedialyte flavorless

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Morning ball sweat concentrate

Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) (@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online) reposted reply parent

Lmao

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

My capacity for sleep unleashed, woe comes for my daily activity schedule

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Whenever I see a picture of this man

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Mooring jetty

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Cum flavor outshine bar

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine a toaster strudel but with tzatziki

Zvi (@fredfred.bsky.social) reposted

And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self

BoschBot (@boschbot.bsky.social) reposted

Garden of Earthly Delights

alber (@captainacab.airbud.website) reposted

a toilet that poops back

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey

Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

Schrödinger's stack of old pancakes president

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Proof of life

Punished Rep. Holden Disperra (@punishedholden.bsky.social) reposted

Today’s press pool photo shows Trump leaving the White House this morning. I enhanced the image. And seriously, can an expert explain what the hell is happening to his forehead? Right above his nose and right brow.

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

How is Eddie's Murphy's impression?

Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

Jimmy Two Hands 🌞☀️😎 (@jimmytwohands.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

RETVRN

minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

Mx. Peacekeeper 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@mx-peacekeeper.bsky.social) reposted

He never sleeps, the judge. He is golfing, golfing. He says that he will never die.

Skip, the Spooky Raccoon (@badposter.lol) reposted

when she uses beef tallow instead of lube

On Cinema at the Cinema (@oncinema.bsky.social) reposted

On this Labor Day we celebrate the Workers that have given their blood, sweat, and tears to make On Cinema at the Cinema the premiere movie review television show.

Tom Reagan’s Hat (@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social) reposted

Too funny

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Shitting fucking rules bro

Catbus (@hayao.lol) reposted

when I'm supposed to care that bsky is 'dying' again:

Fun (@funkelly.bsky.social) reposted

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Remember when dasha posted herself out of the succession cast

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Lmfao bro is horny for dasha wtf

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Eat the pancake

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow I'm baked woof

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Harrison is so old now but he's young in the film

OrbGazer (@orbgazer.bsky.social) reposted

Miles Davis Kind of Boobs

ricky cilantro (@rickycilantro.bsky.social) reposted

this is the ideal guest bathroom setuo

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social) reply parent

Skin that hawg

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

The lord of crunchy shed penis skins

Weed Pancakes 🥞 (@fathersfjs.bsky.social)

Lmao hell yeah

don't hug me I'm porksweats (@porksweats.bsky.social) reposted

savory boba

Gwen Pepperoni (@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social) reposted

gravy starburst

Michael Scally (@fizzvstheworld.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

stellz (@piss.beauty) reposted

The Kant Car

a werebrick (@bigblocks.bsky.social) reposted

for everyone who's been asking how I became so many of my mates' dads