You would look so cool beside him with your flaming sword
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You would look so cool beside him with your flaming sword
Not the phrasing I’d use with a group whose deity has a piss kink but I support the hustle nonetheless
This would so work on me
Homemade Turkish birthday feast. Starting at bottom left, beef shish, veg, kısır (bulgur salad), baklava cheesecake bars, butter pecan cake, pita, humus, paşa ezmesi (spicy feta dip), patlıcan ezmesi (smoked eggplant & yogurt dip), tzatziki.
This is a brilliant idea. I will consider it.
I’ll prob post the baklava cheesecake bars I’m making tn then go away again bc life is just so much better without the constant barrage of micro dopamine ups and downs of social media
Baked the layers for a butter pecan cake & while they cool I’m baking a batch of baklava cheesecake bars
Lighter, less dense. Easier to work with. Good flavor. Cooks up quickly and evenly.
The tagine was one of the best things I’ve ever eaten, let alone made
Yesterday Hootie turned five (!) and she asked me to buy her a pet guinea pig. I said no.
This is it. I find stovetop to come out waaaaaaaay better than oven. - www.themediterraneandish.com/homemade-pit...
I finally found a homemade pita recipe I like
And I made a zucchini gratin & a roasted tomato farro salad
Whoops y’all already saw some of these oh well
Also too as well I made Top left: homemade Turkish cheese Top right: phyllo cigars w herbed feta inside Bottom L & R: spiced minced lamb phyllo pie
I have been cooking in my absence! Top left: Moroccan lamb tagine w dressed couscous Top right: Turkish spiced lamb & rice, cuke tomato salad, grated beet salad Bottom L & R: Turkish meal prep ft. salmon veg kebabs, pepper tomato salad, beet salad, bulgur salad, eggplant dip, spicy feta, muhammara
Brain’s been bad for a while now. Need to go away and deal with some stuff. Love you, pocket friends.
M O R E YOU MUST FEED THE BEAST
Say yes, you fool
HE DOESNT KNOW AND HE NEVER WILL
Eerily accurate
Don’t be silly, you have another kidney! You didn’t need an appointment at all!
Yes. Thanks to the Trump budget bill, ICE now has enough money to offer a staggering $50,000 sign-on bonus, too.
Jeeeeeesus
$210 for my urgent care visit! After insurance! America the beautiful!
Gm
Clean asses are for real men!!!
Being sick is going to stand in the way of me getting laid tonight and I intend to submit a strongly worded letter of complaint to the gods about it
Mamdani in hot water over Trump’s latest Epstein statements
shout out to trans dudes though. perenially in the top 3 of the J.D. Power ranking of Best Types of Dudes
No I don't want "humane" deportations, for the same reason I don't want "friendly" cops in schools or "understanding" genital inspectors at sporting events. The problem is the fascism, not that the fascism is rude.
Wear long sleeves, pants, and gloves at protests, friends. Cover those tattoos.
this is so fucking creepy www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...
I had 2 take a pause from literally everything bc this is so important. I’ve named her Coffee. Now I have Pancake and Coffee. Incredible stuff happening here
YALL WHAT IS THIS ???
Now factor in wealth inequality in each country, as represented by the Gini coefficient measured by the World Bank in 2022-23: USA: 41.8 Brazil: 51.6 Finland: 27.9 As you can see, firearm-related fatalities correlate more directly with wealth inequality than with the distribution of firearms.
I will never stop backing into parking spaces
Smashing the subscribe button
My boyfriend was suddenly fired from his job at a non-profit during wage negotiations, which has forced us into crisis mode. Please consider sharing or donating to help us pay for rent, food, and medication gofund.me/85293af4
Every single American politician who voted to send Israel weaponry over the last year and half is personally guilty of committing genocide. Coming out NOW with lukewarm condemnations, after years of mass death that everyone warned them would happen, is like pleading no contest to murder.
Oh noooooo
Ask him if he has Venmo
Trump's IRS commissioner says that the government's free, direct tax file program is now "gone."
"He walked 8 km to get there. No shoes. Probably hadn't eaten in days... he set down his bags and he put his hands on my face and he kissed me... he left and the IDF opened up with machine gun fire... There were dead Palestinians. He was one of them." A five-year-old child.
#birdbot
Heck yeah
Doesn’t make it magically go away, but it does make it manageable.
Just knowing that I have RSD is immensely helpful. When I get overwhelmed by those feelings I can remember that it’s not real and that I don’t need to be affected by it.
Definitely more if they enlisted the help of whores
You are an encyclopedia sometimes I love it
This looks fire
Yooooooo
Well after years of working directly with him and seeing exactly what a puppet he is up close and personal I think I’m entitled to that opinion. You’re nice and fun!
Reminder that I have beautiful big naturals and I am an excellent cook. My ring finger is empty.
😘
She’s a bitch
Free feet
#birdbot
Me with sour patch kids
Me all day today
You are powerful. I’m down to 99.5!
Looooool
Booooooo
He said he hadn’t been paying much attention to his own MAGA base’s demands to release them because the files were “run by my enemy.” And his final defense? “If there was anything in there, they would have used it in the last election.” He’s sounding more nervous by the day.
Trump is working really hard to convince people the Epstein files are just a “hoax” now. During his meeting with Starmer on today in Scotland, he brushed off questions, claiming, “They can put things in the files that are fake.”
You make an excellent point
Well that’s not ideal
A fun thing to do if you ever run into a really short cop is to ask him if he’s the one who cried wee wee wee all the way home
I loooooved it and I can’t wait to see the next one. I know it was unorthodox but it just promises so much fun.
Yw rivvy!!!
Give me your sinuses, fatty pinner
I have a sinus infection and it’s kicking my fucking ass
Heyooo
I asked them and they said they love you too!
Denver may be hot as hell rn but it sure is pretty
Isn’t it kinda their job to be in the blue sky wym
Nooooooooooo😫
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social you see this shit
Oh god no. Roy is a horrible campaigner. A spineless, centrist lib.
Moves by the Trump administration to pare back Medicaid, rescind medical debt rules, and loosen vaccine requirements threaten to increase medical bills for millions.
Wh…what?
Tonight was an EIGHT BUNNY WALK. 8 buns. Eight! 🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
🔥🔥🔥
Never stop sharing this.
It is safe to rest here with Pippa and Hank on overwatch
The boys are waiting
Give me sluts or give me death!
younger guys would clean up with the ladies if they followed this simple method: Be kind Be clean Be cooking
This is the appropriate reaction to seeing me
every time I see those broken and starving children I cry. And I won’t turn it off. I can’t. But even if I could I do not want to live as the type of person who looks away. I’m exhausted by this country and our war crimes
With kindness
Exactly
Went on a first date today and at one point he gestured vaguely to all of me and said, “so what is all this? Metal? Emo?”