Went on a first date today and at one point he gestured vaguely to all of me and said, “so what is all this? Metal? Emo?”
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*pulls lever that drops him instantly into a flaming pit*
jul 26, 2025, 8:02 pm • 3 0 • view
Hope you said something like "It's a new thing called none-of-your-business-core."
jul 26, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Huh. Back in my day we would simply ask, have you ever seen Wayne's World? then do this little bit
jul 26, 2025, 8:06 pm • 4 0 • view
This is the appropriate reaction to seeing me
jul 26, 2025, 8:08 pm • 2 0 • view
I swear I'm going to start a coaching class or something. bsky.app/profile/2tac...
jul 26, 2025, 8:11 pm • 5 0 • view
you're not aloof and outspoken, my dude, you're an asshole. it's different.
jul 27, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
You should have stabbed him tbh
jul 26, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Nice of him to let you know he's a complete scumbag on the first date
jul 26, 2025, 8:03 pm • 3 0 • view
was he holding up my CD case from 10th grade
jul 27, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
Doesn't deserve *gestures vaguely to all of you*
jul 26, 2025, 7:55 pm • 3 0 • view
“actually, it’s not impressed”
jul 26, 2025, 7:54 pm • 5 0 • view
Exactly
jul 26, 2025, 7:55 pm • 5 0 • view
Did you kill him?
jul 26, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
With kindness
jul 26, 2025, 8:05 pm • 2 0 • view
I meant with emo metal (a gun)
jul 26, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view