Him and Loomer blocked my old account but not my new one. I was gonna call him cumturd to see how that goes
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Him and Loomer blocked my old account but not my new one. I was gonna call him cumturd to see how that goes
Sure. My favorite is a hybrid as well - white widow
BAHHHHAHAHA. bro said “bump that”
When he dies I’m gonna do a space on Twitter where nobody talks we just smoke indica and take it all in. Every now and then someone just says “hell yeah bro”
We don’t need to go back that far sir. What about 1929?
…and that’s when he turned off replies lmfao
Same way we know you worked at McDonald’s, sir. You’re the most photographed man on earth
And when that happens we need to find a way to gain from it as well instead of just calling out the obvious imo
“I’m allowed to do it” is definitely something a rich rapist says
same
We don’t understand that sir because you blew them like a geriatric at mar a lago
They did all that just in case this beautiful specimen was watching
Didn’t he just invite him over and give him a flyjob?
It’s slick of khanna to mention being excited to give a press conference with MTG. she was GEEKING OUT All she wants is to be noticed. She can be easily led
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She said she might run for office lmfao
Chelsea Clinton, please fuck off
Shook my head so hard my cat ran away
Epstein survivor on Epstein: "His biggest brag forever was that he was very good friends with Donald Trump."
Concerning !!
Once again, we’re depending on women to be strong enough for all of us
I want to see a version of the list where all the names got scratched off one by one
Mtg is not smarter than you. She is incapable of manipulation. Thinking she’s capable of anything that requires 2 steps is giving her so much credit that it’s insane 🤣
Nobody is falling for mtg. Let’s take it down a notch 🤣
I’ll be glad when I don’t have to type this extremely necessary sentence anymore
When you hear Trump is “in the Epstein files”, it means he rapes children. Just to be clear.
Curious why 14 is the magic number. Is that the earliest you can hold a job in New York? Shit really shines a light on how weird it is that they want kids to “work”
Cheetotine
Another 14 year old that’s wild
“Why was Jeffrey so important to the government but I was so insignificant?” Good question, sis
14 is a dangerous age if you know a republican
would we prefer they got in the way? I 100% get where you’re coming from I just know they could have done something worse
Bro looks like he just strapped a bridge baby to himself and is headed to edge knot city
Shits so wild Boebert and Mtg are making sense. I need to take a nap
I’m watching a live stream and Marge is cooking. Am I dead?
LET MARGE COOK
4d chess is when you change your move after your opponent goes and pretend it counts
Based on this statement I’m just gonna assume it was ai
I think it’s kinda funny that instead of electing a woman we elected a bitch for a second time
He didn’t miss it was just an extended release bullet
Putting frontline on my cat is a hostile act to parasites
If my wife shows me every time our bank statement says “steam” it’s a hostile act
The dude who’s deploying our own military against us is crying about hostile acts
Nancy Mace would walk out of a 9/11 hearing crying because she also fell down one time
Trump says he’s moving Space Force because Colorado has mail in voting. Lol wut
Another day, another two week promise missed
Props to the very nasty women - MTG, Boebert and Nancy Mace for signing the hostile act. Credit where credit is due
They definitely could. I remember them hammering home unlawful orders and how you must refuse them
It’s the Nobel pieces prize right?
Inching closer to fascism? Bro, it’s big spooning us on the couch and we just put on the notebook
“WOW KIM. WHAT DID YOU FLICK HIS SHROOM TOO?!”
You can tell a window is ai when it’s open
Does this look infected?
Laura loomer done licked him clean. Overgroomed like a stressed out pussy
Oh shit. Are the Soros bucks supposed to be direct deposited?
Literally anyone: “actually, he’s alive” Me:
I remain unconvinced
I'm at the White House for the big announcement and we can hear someone in the back room yelling "CLEAR!" Not sure what that's about
Kevin Sorbo tries the “is he dead?!“ trick every week but nobody ever notices
RIP RAINS FALL
“He looks like his normal level of dead shit”
Can’t they afford to find his shade? Just err on the side of shit
Inch closer bro we’re on our 8th beer
Galactic strategy based on mail in voting is wild
He’s talking about her hooha
Well that’s fucked up
Lmfao
This is what you get when your entire cabinet is staffed with sheetz whites
Starting to see why they tapped a roadkill expert
Na. That shit was tighttttt
Just used the drive thru at the pharmacy and wow that’s a nice invention
thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
Trump Is Dying And Lying About It
You aren’t allowed to do that
Oh for sure. This works with basically any movie
NICE CAMELBACK NERD
Imagine being a supply specialist in the national guard and they got your ass patrolling dc, getting mercilessly mocked 🤣 I thought my deployment sucked lmfao
Well, now they know there is at least one thing that could Happen that would serve as a brief but total distraction
Newsom moved on him like a bitch and grabbed him right by the injunction
The sicker Trump gets the more he acts like DeSantis. Sauce dries up when when you’re faced with mortality I guess
If somehow applicable 🤣
I don’t care if trump ends up with a disease that either me or someone I know has personally suffered… I’m making fun of that shit
Always. Till I die
Overruled and sustained are backwards
After all, why shouldn’t I grift right wingers on Twitter?
I’ll advocate for it + he’s right you know
It’s all grift for him and his friends. Do everything over (but worse) in a red state so they can get all contracts
The funny part is he doesn’t say who this is about… but we know exactly whom it’s about.
Don’t fall for this shit. RIGHT WINGERS were the ones screaming about monkeypox I’m so over this bullshit
He’s gonna announce something about space force in Alabama which seems pretty braindead to me
Precisely how I feel
But I AM feeling the beers lol
Not fully. Still fully a joke to me but it is weird that he isn’t running his mouth when it’s literally the only thing he does reliably
"I was dead on Friday and I've risen again, just like Jesus. This is your new Easter!"
He’s not sick he’s STOIC
If we keep calling them “mini strokes” he will be forced to tell us how big they were
The man’s got one stump in the grave
Atle 