Colbert ‘28!
Colbert ‘28!
In other words, the progressive agenda of TR and FDR. It seems we have to reinvent the wheel every couple of generations.
@davidcayjohnston.bsky.social It all makes sense now, and we don’t even need a pee tape. open.substack.com/pub/closerto...
Great work. Did you just leave the shutter open?
Teehee:
Don’t forget front-running: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
I want it to have a bad day at the ballot: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
MAGA eugenics. Nice.
Let us prey.
Trump will just call it a fake book.
Look over there! It’s Hunter Biden’s laptop sitting on Hillary’s server right next to Benghazi ….
And remember why we’re supposed to need all these guns: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
But living is so woke.
And DOGE: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
You left out “Gild the presidential palace.”
Nobody is alleging Trump is a communist. Sykes is being facetious with the allusion. The comparison I’m making is to Suharto’s institutionalized theft of private assets. That’s what the Intel deal resembles.
Who says he wasn’t?
Your retribution at work open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@jonboltonsmustache.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social A PSA for disappointed MAGA voters: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
Has anyone explained why this is happening? This is exactly what the Suhartos did. Did I give Trump ideas?: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
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Imagine what Trump could do with it.
Have you heard of private equity?
She’s not a cabinet member; she’s an attack dog.
And they’re all in this graphic: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
iow, not in a good head space?
Just for the record …. open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
Me too: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
Could it be that when Biff talked about grabbing pussies, he meant GOP lawmakers?
There’s a political-science term for this type of person: “pussy.”
Or when he squanders the $400 million extracted from his family?
That’s more of less true of every Trump appointee. The price of MAGA career advancement is personal integrity.
Wait, how do I know you’re not really Tina Fay?
Just try the short ones.
@sarahpalin.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@mmflint.bsky.social Why don’t you discuss this sometime ? (If you have, I’ve missed it.) open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@shorterbrooks.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@spotlightondoge.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@dogeposts.bsky.social MAGA voters, read this: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@fedsagainstdoge.bsky.social MAGA voters, read this: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@blametrumpvoters.com And laugh at them: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
A note for angry MAGAites: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
MAGA needs to read this: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
Check how?
What did it say?
It’s always the tail that wags the dog. It’s called “intensity of preference.”
None of what?
But 78 million MAGA voters have no problem with it. A nation of idiots.
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You might address the stability question sometime: www.theglobeandmail.com/business/com...
This is a problem well understood by healthcare economists. It’s called “the law of inverse care.”
The pre-existing condition is corporate ownership of Congress.
Wall Street already knows this. It’s the GOP that’s in denial: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
Welcome to Great Again.
Tim, you’re in the wrong country.
Which makes you the perfect GOP voter.
In the Met?
Caring is not earnings-accretive. See how that works?
I can’t believe this frat boi is defense sec. Only under Trump.
I first read that as “Elon.” Was not surprised.
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You’re in the wrong country. Teehee.
What are the odds Trump is front-running each self-generated rally?
Guess he got tired of cosplaying a Serious Government Official.
Is he on his knees like the rest of them?: open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
And suckholes open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@trumpjet.grndcntrl.net open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@benusa.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@maryltrump.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@benusa.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@agpambondi.govpeeps.com open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
@pambondi.bsky.social Pam’s excellent fluffing. open.substack.com/pub/chris88/...
But sharing is socialist and leads in a straight line to the Gulag. To remain free, we have to hoard and exclude. See how that works?
And who’s going to stop him? Lindsey Graham?
Or in Trumpese, “business.”
How long was that exposure?
That’s wonderful. Wyeth-esque.
Which makes Loomer perfect for the next cabinet vacancy.
How can he sit there when the economy is in freefall?
No. That’s Hegseth’s replacement.
He was like totally woke.
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Or that there’s not a pee tape.
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Am I the only one who noticed the bust of Churchill looking on from behind? He looks a bit disgusted. Not our finest hour.
Turns out the right doesn’t mind Big Brother as long as it’s privatized.
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At least they’re house-trained.
