Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him
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I'd make everything in a green bean casserole from scratch except those perfect onions
You're really trying to impress me with this, but bro, I'm an engineer. I'm familiar with the mathematics required, and it's really irrelevant to data analysis of societal trends
Yes, that would be the case. The idea that there won't be another big spike due to external events would be foolish
That's because you follow a known transphobic liar and don't see the issue it. Being publicly shamed for your terrible opinions is good
it's literally objectively shameful to be on twitter, a website run by a nazi.
As an engineer, what data nonsense is this? Completely unconvincing and unspecified
Indeed. More of this sort of thing.
Checks out. LinkedIn is the favored ground of grifters and the delusional
As an engineer, no. I refuse to use something that has a high probability of error
Going to hit levels so lazy that I don't think I'll even be online
I used my third wish to increase the voter turnout to elect a Democrat who said he'll open a committee to investigate how to end world hunger in a bipartisan fashion 💅💅💅
Thank you for reminding me of this every year. Nothing quite gets the blood pumping like this reminder
happy Capital Day folks!!!
It's Kuromi and she's a treat
Have you considered beer dumplings?
It's been pretty great. We're going to spend a large portion tomorrow getting her Kuromi stuff across multiple cities and it'll be a good time
Me and my friends would have bullied him. I can tell you that much
10/10 for dudes rocking
My wife is going to buy everything with this little lady on it
Deep fried beer chimichanga
Basically my kids live this if you replace "become abusively angry" with "takeover the switch and play Rune Factory 5 for hours"
Now i feel like a chump for throwing only hecka stones...
Making a musical based on an album is like making milk out of cheese
Is this gravy and corn??? (complimentary)
This isn't a shitpost. This is a real struggle of mine. My wife is too dang horny for me to the point that I don't get enough sleep
The most dangerous soup
That's why I only share your bangers off-site with the only person that deserves them: my wife
Wrapping up working five ten hour shifts as the sole wastewater plant operator and I only get one day off before working another four shifts. Let's just say I'm ready to kill capitalism
In Hell, where it belongs!
Okay, now I'm finally interested
If you have all four in one night, you'll have a hangover so bad that you'll find religion
That's right! Half measures are for the cowardly and boring!
If anything, it should be illegal to NOT murder someone for cutting in line
Oh no...
Hell yeah
Fuck a suck
Getting kicked out of the supermarket for calling the organic groceries Big Naturals
If only you were in the senate, then you could impeach him
Been listening to an audio book that has some very interesting things to say about time and the impermanent nature of our actions, but it's full racist tropes and infantilizing of women that you'd expect from a British author writing in 1919.
It's me! I'm the winner!
It's much like food spoilage. It's going to happen, but how the restaurant deals with it determines how good it is
You do realize you listed two countries that America heavily intervenes in? AND are capitalist?
Really goes to show how fragile human health really is 😢 😢 😢
Will there be a ten taser salute???
What if it's a burger joint, but the only thing I order is a steakhouse burger?
There's food lines in America. There's shit Healthcare in America. There's extreme poverty in America
Yeah, it's been conditioned by air
The Ponderosa manager when me and the boys visit:
I see only "Deleted" which works
Everyone stop, this is important
All I'm hearing is I need to play some more No Man's Sky
The ones that need it
it may say “bus only” but that’s actually a special lane just for you! those green boxes with bikes painted in them are just for you too because you’re special! speed limits are just a number! you’re special and no one else matters
Tom Clancy's Catch-22
And the National Mustard Museum that you can buy booze at! You can buy high end mustard and get sloshed!
Call me old fashioned, but an industry built on theft isn't an industry. It's a criminal organization
Wisconsin has raccoons AND strawberries. Just putting that out there....
Starting to think that being a Law Professor is a red flag for not knowing shit
True story by the way
"Your art teacher and Principal are having a affair. They've been banging in the Art Room. That's why your pot got broken"
Collaborators through and through
Arby's got too expensive for an after duel snack
Seems like your critique is for CNN then
Lol. You didn't even check if he did do an investigation into Trump and Epstein (he did. This is what he found while investigating that)
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
Minuteman Salsa (2006-2008): A line of jarred salsa produced and marketed as an expression of anti-immigration sentiments (editorial: a tacky, inflammatory, culture war grift). Boasting that it was made "with 100% American ingredients", 1/4 of profits went to (white supremacist) militia groups
Fuck yeah. Garlic bread
Burn it to the ground
as sun tzu once said, “when your enemy accuses you of something, run from them. flee for your life. make yourself seem more like the enemy. ask if you can be on the enemy’s team.”
The more things change, the more they stay the same
Most FOOLS think you go full naked but a true artist knows the power of tantalizing pasties
my mood most of the time
Simple as
I'd argue that they're not angling to stop another Trump. They're angling to be the next Trump
Me when I drunkenly steal a field trip bus and take the kids to Six Flags:
At least ̶A̶d̶a̶m̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶i̶f̶f̶ ̶T̶e̶d̶ ̶L̶i̶e̶u̶ ̶M̶i̶c̶h̶a̶e̶l̶ ̶A̶v̶e̶n̶a̶t̶t̶i̶ Gavin Newsom is really getting under Trump’s skin.
It shouldn't be called "Free Coffee" if you have to go to the hotel lobby to get it because that's one hell of a cost to expect me to be clothed before I'm awake
You did not answer the question at any point
Just getting Democrats elected will not save Democracy. There needs to be a plan, or else it'll just be another four year pause
Noted. You cannot or are unwilling to answer what Newsom will do to save Democracy beyond getting himself elected and getting Democrats elected
So you're not going to answer the question then?
Tell me specifically what Newsom plans to do to save Democracy beyond get elected and get Democrats elected?
Hypothetically. What if poop was pee and pee was poop?
My dad tied me a tie 22 years ago and that's the only tie I use
I'm back from my adventures in Canada. Still processing crossing half a continent with two small children and a motion sick wife. Full report coming later
Scrubbing social media from my phone so I'll be offline for awhile. See ya when I'm back
I have climbed the mountain. I have suckled its teats. I have proven to it that love does exist
Let me consult the oracles!
Hell yeah. Sounds like a killer idea
You believe in nothing but power then
Well kinds gotta do it now?!???!
I'll try crack. I'm on a low carb diet