Won't work without jaw flexibility. I provide the training for jaw flexibility. โค๏ธ
More minorities than you in a man suit. And fat. And ~fat~๏ธ. โค๏ธ [๐ซ๐ท Paris/'92/bi/vers/switch] Fat man noods here. If that grosses you out, good, fuck off. DMs open. Hookups to the front. โค๏ธ D: firahcwhoisratherlewd T: @firahc
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Won't work without jaw flexibility. I provide the training for jaw flexibility. โค๏ธ
(Life was her. She meant pie.)
The MEN๐คข๐คข๐๐ #nude #fat
I had a slightly relevant post, but it may be disappointing:
Haha yes, we at firahCโข have registered your complaint and it's so #relatable! ๐
Also relevant
...you people are expecting Konami to get that right?
...and also that the trip to Monstertown is cheaper than โจtherapyโจ.
You're mine now. I'm not asking. โค๏ธ
No. Beg for permission. โค๏ธ
Noted, I will genuinely appreciate my kindness. :3
I love you. โค๏ธ (Works better than asterisks so I'm deploying it. :c)
That's why the way is to traumatise one badly enough that she develops an extra. โค๏ธ
Prove it. ๐
I like the way this Blueskyโข user, @barbiedollamy.bsky.social, thinks!
Hugely recommend Jashin Shoukan. Short and guy is cishet, but very much fat, casually, while a womaniser. Girls are standard "hourglass chubby" but also plenty squishy.
I know my man-gun is a point of pride but I was prouder of the preceding post. :c
Rent-lowering shots of gun. And I do not understand how the gun gets so much longer on mornings. #cock #bigdick #cockworship
also #maledom I suppose.
Holy shit. #suit #bear #bhm #daddy #ddlg #suitkink #patriarchykink #altmen #elderalt
*time freezes* "diagrams appear* *File Select begins to play*
What were you thinking the concept was? Patties are โจlocally-sourcedโจ.
*And* laughed off as Whiny Toxic Peopleโข by whites for not โจgoing to therapyโจ.
(they found out that homeless people don't go to therapy)
โจConcept burgerโจ customers in their group chat:
"I do not fear the man who wrote a thousand quotes once. I fear the man who wrote one quote a thousand times." - Liu Kang from King of Fighters
No, "Nietzsche." :p
You provide the room and board. I provide your life's purpose. โค๏ธ
Well it IS what's stored in the b-
u
Why? :c
also @the-midnight-hour.bsky.social โค๏ธ
@justalittlething.bsky.social @zombie-marceline.bsky.social โค๏ธ
เฒ ไบบ เฒ
Throws up (squirts) and gets run over by a car (cock) and house (cock) explodes (cums)
yeah let me :c
(context was "the """"men""""๐๐๐" again)
That was an order, sweetie. Now. โค๏ธ
Well he'd need something to make the threat real with if you disobey. ๐
๐คจ ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐งฝ๐ง ๐๐๐๐
Oh, darling, you can thank men better than that~ โค๏ธ
Oh, silly girl, you're meant to go thicker. Those girly little fingers won't keep you in proper condition to serve men~ โค๏ธ
Both holes. What a good girl she is. โค๏ธ
Creepypasta setup.
How pathetic. โค๏ธ
^ me when typing in "that's a penis" in gifs didn't bring up the damn gif >:C
sleazy no
...who we (I) *also* fold like pretzels and FUCKING RAVAGE โค๏ธ
It's only weird if you don't show it. You wouldn't want to be weird now, would you? Show. โค๏ธ
Well I know *now,* little sister. :3
For some reason, I had been assuming you were Korean. :0
I'll be the first to admit I constantly find myself tempted. CPTSD already deeply stunted my theory of mind and I'm legitimately wittier, more articulate and more charming if I just stop being considerate. :c
Wow, that truly is pathetic~ You'll have to do it a lot better than that, sweetie~ โค๏ธ
Oh, why not. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
In truth, I've come to ascribe infinitely more progressive cred to people who care enough to criticise โจthe causeโจ than to the ones who go "yeah I'm a โจprogressiveโจ and the first type are just individual whiners in a perfectly fine system.๐๐"
In truth, I've come to ascribe infinitely more progressive cred to people who care enough to criticise โจthe causeโจ than to the ones who go "yeah I'm a โจprogressiveโจ and the first type are just individual whiners in a perfectly fine system.๐๐"
Quotetweet is blocked. Is it one of the โจrespectableโจ progressives who unironically used the word "whining" in the last month? Those can't seem to stand me.
I should be a worse person. :c
also good magpie โค๏ธ
y'all: "GOD WHY do we tolerate cishet men ๐๐คข๐คฎ" bi men: y'all: *continues to fuck the most cishet men imaginable* bi men: bi men: "...this is bullsh-" y'all: "Oh WOW๐๐๐ looks like the ๐คขMEN๐คข are having incel baby feelings๐ โจ"
*cums* Jackpot. ๐
*enters you* *types on your ass* *hacker voice* I'm in.
*sprints away like John McClane*
Ray-tuah-za
(am 32 and were I ever to timewarp back into the 2000s, I'd immediately start killing people just to free them from the fucking 2000s)
Must've gotten lost on his way home to the 2000s.
The Cisn't Fair
We know. Prove it anyway. โค๏ธ
(holy timing)
no the little bar is shorter on the n
The Old Master The Gruff, Graying 27-Year-Old The Very Obvious Fetish John Anime
(Akira belongs because his only fun is if you're da mentals)
Was the watermark cropped out? I'm interested in source.
Good morning, my boy. โค๏ธ
*chants* CLEAVEAL CLEAVEAL CLEAVEAL
'Specially when "more advanced" means "so overdesigned you need a GPU budget to run it AND bright yellow paint to tell anything is anywhere."
What if someone orders you to leave it in a dommy way? ๐
MOTHERF- how the FUCK did you hit my core so effortlessly. :c
Tes DM sont fermรฉs. :v
Good news. #fcf #fatcockfriday
*patpat* Sweet dreams, my lovely boi. โค๏ธ
OK, penis, I know you're big now, I assure you I'm happy for both of us, but this is getting a little ridiculous. #dick #cock #halfchub #girthy #fatcock #fcf #fatcockfriday (in advance)
It has arrived again. #fcf
#fcf repost for #fatcockfriday because fapped and forgor
PAINIS
I mister, also posting
Also, since I haven't thanked you yet: Good girl. โค๏ธ
And your tongue out, slobbering all over your chin and chest. Hmmm?~ โค๏ธ
Imagine them all wet, smooth, shiny and sloppy. ๐๐๐ Better yet, don't make us imagine~ โค๏ธ
Also you were perfectly correct, those LIPS ๐๐๐โค๏ธ
Well Batman is already g-
Well you can't just say that and not show. >:o
Boymama. โค๏ธ
:c
Skumbdull
