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created October 28, 2024

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Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Make her a rope

2/9/2025, 11:31:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:02:33 PM | 1914 340 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

BUSH

1/9/2025, 11:14:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Want to draw some perverted art. But I want to play videogames more

1/9/2025, 1:48:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 1:37:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait is it just lore or do they actually sell in game model kits you can put together? Because if that's not already the case they should do it. Get another million or so from the backers to pay for it, they'd love it.

1/9/2025, 11:52:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

You KNOW this baby would keep you so so dry and comfy

An artist's rendering of the
1/9/2025, 11:48:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's flip the script then James, disregard the negativity and embrace positive ideas. What kinds of people do you want here that you feel get put off by the current unwelcoming vibe? From where do you think we should be getting more members?

1/9/2025, 11:44:13 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

We can agree that rain fucking sucks at least - every time I go out in the rain I end up wet and angry. I would wear one of those full body science suits from STALKER if it would prevent all the rain coming through

1/9/2025, 11:26:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Mrs Incredible-style HWR there, 10/10

31/8/2025, 11:56:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhh, I see

31/8/2025, 6:43:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

I wouldn't root for either to be honest, the police's paltry response really says it all.

31/8/2025, 6:25:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

A screenshot from the Daemon X Machina: Titanic Scion demo. In it, the player character is petting the dog
31/8/2025, 5:05:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A screenshot from the Daemon X Machina: Titanic Scion demo. In it, the player character is standing in the base with a small dog in front of them. The dog has a small button prompt hovering above them, with the label
31/8/2025, 5:03:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

You DO

31/8/2025, 1:26:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social)

Our family had a pair of Ladas growing up, a saloon like pic related (in the same beige) and an estate model in a deep burgundy colour. Absolutely classic cars, a Lada Riva is still in my mind the platonic ideal of 'car'.

31/8/2025, 1:17:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't apologise, that's the right attitude to have

30/8/2025, 11:37:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture macaroni ted kaczynski (@reobinwagon.bsky.social) reposted

a tearful jd vance smothering donald trump with his favourite couch cushion and accidentally creating a shroud of turin you can only see under blacklight

30/8/2025, 10:02:26 AM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking forward to some point in the future where they stop adding patches and expacs so I can finally have versions of the mods that don't break.

30/8/2025, 2:48:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

OLctolings...

30/8/2025, 2:47:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

OLnklings...

30/8/2025, 2:47:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they allowed to do this

30/8/2025, 11:44:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not going to block ALL the hues

30/8/2025, 11:41:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Recalibrating and using 'tangerine'

30/8/2025, 11:41:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8... I get the feeling I'm going to be listening to this a few times over the coming days.

30/8/2025, 11:36:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 7:08:19 AM | 5545 811 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) (@strongmoist.bsky.social) reposted

BILLIONS WILL HOPE

30/8/2025, 6:19:40 AM | 112 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 (@sloanelysbeth.bsky.social) reposted

i judge labour mps, regardless of sex or gender, by their leadership. you all can't operate independently or else starmer will remove your whip therefore you shouldn't be judged independently. also: stella voted to proscribe palestine action and i've read her reasoning -- it's bullshit.

30/8/2025, 11:13:19 AM | 36 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social)

Source: www.mpwarcrimes.co.uk

30/8/2025, 11:32:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

I would have guessed "trying to spraypaint the full text of the shahada (in order to cause any who read it out loud to convert to Islam) but had an unfortunate accident with the compressor & airbrush nozzle"

29/8/2025, 10:16:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

terminal expansion

29/8/2025, 7:08:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Had the thought to try putting in the 'hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper' drone instead but made the mistake of listening to all the different layers of the original mix instead, I don't have the talent to pull it off properly.

29/8/2025, 4:57:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

counterpoint:

picture of pig with poop on its balls
29/8/2025, 3:45:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks kind of like what I'd expect Iruel to look like under a microscope

29/8/2025, 12:22:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social)

Modded my copy of Receiver 2 so instead of the mournful wails of Úyanga to draw me towards nearby tapes the game plays classic clips from the Giant Bombcast instead

28/8/2025, 10:42:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

If I lived in America I'm pretty sure I would collect guns, they're just neat (if used for horrible things)

28/8/2025, 12:33:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

No don't do it think of all the really fat babes yet undrawn

28/8/2025, 12:31:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social)

Watching some chefs make a bunch of different kinds of scrambled eggs while having lunch and now I feel like I should get some eggs

28/8/2025, 12:29:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

More pancakes

28/8/2025, 12:28:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 12:00:19 PM | 1035 195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

YES THE PLUMP POLICE FISH

27/8/2025, 11:36:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

SLOP

27/8/2025, 11:30:51 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Will I miss out if I never finished the first game, or is it self-contained?

26/8/2025, 11:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

As one of the solid M3G2N defenders, they should DEFINITELY do M3GAN vs Aliens

26/8/2025, 5:42:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

The ending though

25/8/2025, 12:36:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday!

24/8/2025, 11:59:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd use it all to track you down and force feed you butter like one of those geese they use for foie gras

24/8/2025, 6:29:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Writing in 'Panda Pops Hitler' on the election slip, baffling all concerned

24/8/2025, 5:29:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

isn't that just made in abyss

24/8/2025, 5:13:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kuji (Comms Open!) (@kujikawaii.bsky.social) reposted

Summer Marisa comm 👊

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24/8/2025, 2:58:56 PM | 733 168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

we talking, like, Thri-Kreen, or

24/8/2025, 4:04:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Ough... inflation...

24/8/2025, 12:47:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Need to rub the belly

24/8/2025, 12:32:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social)

I know the chances are slim but does anyone else remember some #gamedev post where the maker showed off a reloading mechanic for their top-down shooter where when you went to reload, the weapon would appear on the screen and you had to mouse over it and click the magazine etc. to unload and load it?

24/8/2025, 12:06:11 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social)

aw yis

screenshot from the Daemon X Machina Titanic Scion demo, with my character showing off her cool power armour
23/8/2025, 10:28:13 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Also you can RIDE HORSES in your power armor, which feels particularly Extra in a game where your default means of traversal is a suit of power armour that can fucking fly

23/8/2025, 9:43:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social)

Playing the Daemon X Machina Titanic Scion demo. Open world third person action with online co-op and where most of your time is spent in a highly customisable set of power armour? Close enough. WELCOME BACK ANTHEM (positive)

A screenshot of my character in their power armor doing a squat inside the virtual training ground in the Daemon X Machina: Titanic Scion demo
23/8/2025, 9:40:53 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'll give you something to cry about you little shit"

23/8/2025, 9:37:50 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

My only issue with this, is squaring that with the (same?) libs whining that no of course Biden or whatever Dems couldn't do anything about the encroaching fascism because DA RULEZ. Is it just because things have changed?

23/8/2025, 4:21:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

LEBRON 2028

23/8/2025, 1:03:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I see - thank you, I did have that confused then. I probably wouldn't post it to a person individually unless I knew they were also into it.

23/8/2025, 1:02:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

I reserve the right to repost or post weird fetish pornography on my bsky with no prior warning

23/8/2025, 12:58:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

What the fuck did he do to that pigeon

23/8/2025, 11:50:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Would you consider VOTOMs a Gundam in this model?

23/8/2025, 11:42:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Liking this post because I'm glad you're okay, not because of the fact that you slipped in the shower. I don't like that part. Just thought I should clarify this.

23/8/2025, 11:38:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

...B;r eats...

23/8/2025, 11:31:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 11:29:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Forest 🍃 (@raspberryizm.bsky.social) reposted

gn bsky

23/8/2025, 1:40:21 AM | 2119 225 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

In my household we only respect the true English flag

The football England flag with dark blue instead of white in the corners and the bisexual flag colours replacing the red on the horizontal part of the cross
23/8/2025, 11:25:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

No! You were here first. In situations like this, you need to grasp the purest flame of motivation: Spite. Make them not want to be here more than you do. Make it profoundly unpleasant for them.

23/8/2025, 11:15:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Clogs as in the wooden shoes?

23/8/2025, 11:11:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture PlayStation Park (@playstationpark.bsky.social) reposted

Addictive Combat 'The Unholy War' PlayStation

Addictive Combat 'The Unholy War' PlayStation
22/8/2025, 6:17:31 PM | 32 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

As we all know children are known for their MASSIVE fucking jugs

22/8/2025, 4:28:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

We can go wider

22/8/2025, 4:27:47 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember an Andy Zaltzman bit where he said that the rest of the world's pop deserves to vote in the US election arguably more than the Americans, since they're affected as much by who gets elected. Honestly I'm starting to think that unironically

22/8/2025, 11:52:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

👏😔

22/8/2025, 11:44:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Weren't Gen X one of the last generations grown up before they got the lead out of petrol

22/8/2025, 11:41:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

We've already seen the labour response to reform (accidentally) showing nuance on a subject, namely crowing about reform being "woke", or "friends of saville" because reform had the temerity to say that privacy infringing online safety laws are bad By no means do you have to "hand it to" reform, but

22/8/2025, 8:45:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

(also shout outs Jeanne, one of the all timers for girls getting pumped UP)

22/8/2025, 8:25:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, is this one the main or the kink alt

22/8/2025, 8:23:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Just remembering the racing game that had you enter in cheats by pressing a button to a certain 'rhythm' to unlock stuff (like 'ding dong the witch is dead')

21/8/2025, 3:42:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries. I'll hold off on the pig poop balls pic replies in that case.

21/8/2025, 3:28:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

(sorry for my reply to that post. Do you know if there's a way to reply to a reply without tagging the original poster?)

21/8/2025, 3:18:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Pig poop balls pic
21/8/2025, 3:17:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Same energy

Panel from bkub's
21/8/2025, 3:13:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

It's crazy how so consistently saying "I don't think Gavin Newsom is a good candidate" goes into the ears of these libs and gets translated to "I LOVE TRUMP I LOVE TRUMP"

21/8/2025, 3:06:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Brumpfff Dumbpfff The Cheato In Cheatf

21/8/2025, 12:43:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it was to give them leadership positions in NATO, the West German government and cushy jobs making rockets

21/8/2025, 10:57:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

The punchline to a meme about not comparing your work to others. A drawing of a happy looking stick figure holding a knife and fork, with a table in front of him holding two cakes. The stick figure is saying
20/8/2025, 1:47:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure this is just The Player Of Games

20/8/2025, 11:50:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ROLLIN ROCK ON THE ROCK & ROLLER

20/8/2025, 11:39:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BLOOD REHVENS SPESS MEHRENS

19/8/2025, 11:14:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 11:11:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, enjoy the idea, it's all yours my friend.

19/8/2025, 11:07:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Dick (@seandick.net) reposted

"new sounds day" is always nice

18/8/2025, 4:45:12 PM | 395 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

You kept the MONCH! 😊 And the rising pitch on consecutive collections is a great touch. (Now make a line of the monch pickups in a row)

19/8/2025, 2:51:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SomeHumbleOnion (@somehumbleonion.bsky.social) reposted

Someone left a very interesting Steam review for my game and I just had to make a video on it. Enjoy 🍄

18/8/2025, 2:48:31 PM | 69 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you considered giving the mushroom very prominent low poly breasts in a tank top And adding in a long elaborate cheat code that purports to make the mushroom naked but instead causes it to explode

19/8/2025, 2:47:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

That one guy from Battleborn

19/8/2025, 1:29:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture F Kellingto (@fkellingto.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet that feels so good for like the first few microseconds

19/8/2025, 10:47:19 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view