I think ull know when the time comes. Los Angeles will be in the streets

I wonder if that also blocks posts that have alt text with orange

I see this, refresh this, and then IMMEDIATELY see a post about actual *ranges. I hope you haven’t missed it. bsky.app/profile/pook...

But what if they find a rhyme

Or finally a word to rhyme with it - or has "door hinge" been agreed upon?

finally someone takes the visible light spectrum down a peg

RYGBIV lacks the same flair. We need to invent a new color frequency.

How are you going to catch up on the latest "Annoying Orange" videos? Have you gone insane?

Orange ya glad ya blocked this

Orange concentrate futures report comes out soon

RY G BIV sounds way cooler

Responsible choice.

i'm working on some mimosa tech that's gonna blow your mind. your loss pal

Big problem things are happening with citrus —but they only affect you if you really love the fruit and the juice.

Boy is this going to cut into our conversation about the movie "Trading Places" 1983 starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd.

once you start down the path of muting cutesy nicknames for trump it never ends, trust me, I have been trying and there are always newer and more obscure ones

This just in: Anita Bryant is still dead.

paul! paul! they found an ancient orange julius

HE ALREADY MUTED IT JERRY! HE CANT HEAR YOU!

I have had my fair share of Orange Juli

Hey

found a dang ancient Orange Julius Caesar in the freakin' white house you mean and i'm comfortable doing the thing from the OP in an ironically-detached way because he already said he wouldn't see it

for how many random strings words you put out there jerry, the the percentage of them being funny ones is shockingly high

My pfp is literally a walled-over Orange Julius.

you are jerry

The one that Orange July in the calendar was named after?

Jerry he's never going to see this

Look at our place in Montréal, iconic!

Gibeau! 🍊🧡😍

guy who ages his smoothies like whiskey

Apple

You're going to miss all of my opinions on the Dutch royal family. Definitely not worth it just to avoid the fake tanned one.

What if I call it "red-yellow" or "yellow-red"?

I haven't read about a Cheeto innovation in years.

great, hope you don’t care about Syracuse sports like mostly everyone else already doesn’t

More time to limepost.

This is so smart omg

having overbroad mutes really improves your life. "oh no i might miss some stuff that wasn't what i meant to mute" nope. no you won't. it rocks

This is my thing when people whine about Bluesky. It's a lot like when people would complain about Twitter pre-Elon. You have to take responsibility to make your timeline good. If all you're seeing is bad and dumb bullshit, it's your fault until you fix it.

one of my finest mutes is the word "thee" because it's pretty exclusively used by people on both sides of the aisle writing "typical. _____ for thee but not for me" in a really smarmy tone

feel this way about "whilst" and "ilk"

on the other site I had "it's almost like" and "it's almost as if" muted

omg adding this immediately.

Fortnight.

Aw but they miss good @shakespeare.lol posts too.

I actually do this with all words I can’t rhyme with anything.

It’s my favorite color but fuck it. I’ll call it tangerine.

That was close, Paul. You almost missed this!

Yeah, I finally did that a couple of weeks ago.

think of the knock knock jokes alone!

We will let you know the results of the Orange Bowl

Looks like the real solution is unfollowing a lot of people. I rarely see that shit on my timeline unless I make the mistake of arguing with idiots.

Do you think I am following all these people that reply to me, they just show up like you did

You know what? This is a great point.

Recalibrating and using 'tangerine'

You're not going to block ALL the hues

Like clockwork

Man, are you going to be sorry when the story of frozen concentrated orange juice futures explodes and you miss it.

exchanging locations

There WAS a story! My husband crushed me by telling me this one day as I was extolling the wonder and magic of juice and how tariffs gonna take my juice.

Missing out on FCOJ news

can’t believe you’d do this to the proud people of the netherlands

On the other hand I don’t have to hear about any PRODDY BASTARDS

You could say I'm a Republican in the Irish sense.

Goddamned Ulster Unionists.

Duke of [REDACTED], portrayed by Paul Bettany

Hold on that's the best fruit

Big Citrus you say? #BlueCy

Stares in Syracuse mascot

You're not gonna know when he makes his big return soon!

Eternal world champion, Lou Thesz level title run.

Real news will be “citrus” so you’re fine

Oh, as if it's the only citrus fruit that's newsworthy? The Pomelo would like to have a word with you

It's a good thing Mr Cassidy won't mind.

God willing this problem works itself out.

You'll miss pics of my cat

You'll be sorry when you miss out on the results of the Oklahoma State vs University of Oklahoma game later this year

the least glad I didn't say banana

Same, brother. Same.

What about the cats, man?

Is this normal? lol

Orange cats are special.

I love it when a plan comes together

No worries, sir. I also blocked most mentions of department store mussolini, and I still heard The Rumor™️. There’s just too many people wishing upon a star tonight.

On the eve of Tennessee vs Syracuse, are you mad?!!

You'll miss out on some truly excellent rhymes from Eminem

I'm Ahmad from Gaza, a father of two daughters — one is 3.5 years old, the other just 40 days old. My newborn urgently needs milk and diapers.🥺 We have no food, and I’m struggling to provide even the basics. It pains me to ask, but I have no other choice. Please,Don’t leave us alone💔🍉🇵🇸

I understand but am saddened to think you won't find my (a person you have never spoken to or known about until right this very second) winter citrus posts. Posts about the great trading of the citrus between neighbors when the citrus becomes ripe in the winter!

Just when USC’s Lit Sci Dept. was set to announce a better rhyme than door hinge

French telecom enthusiasts are also out

Big money is on yuzu!

Is it odd that the only part about this to me is that it's not in a dark theme?

What do you have against light red?

0range

Oh and I am also muting you

Deserved

The one simple trick Francis Ford Coppola doesn't want you to know about!

The only big news I'm waiting for is a citrus expiration announcement

This happens the day before I announce my purchase of a certain type of orchard, FML.

What if it's about frozen concentrate?

you’re muting orange when there’s a dang CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE?!

You still want this?

Say goodbye to the bevy of jocular, familiar posts about Rusty Staub 😢

its my favorite color and they ruined it

I love the amp company too much for this... but I FEEL YOU!!

I've got your back. If you don't hear from me, all is calm with big citrus.

You won’t hear about manipulation of the juice market by Don Ameche

But I will hear about bacon, like you’d have in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich

When the word that rhyme with it is finally discovered you'll miss the celebrations

ive missed out on so much leopard news 😔

There are many flavors of evil citrus, including Lemon Demon and Yuzu Pazuzu.

Excellent choice.

'Turn those machines back o-...actually, k'know what. Leave them off.'

You are not from Princeton.

Honestly, really good call

But how are you going to get any Flyers news???

But what if the Dukes brothers have an amazing tip for you?

Avoiding Clockwork Orange spoilers. So smart.

i currently have "distraction" muted

i'd do the same with mango but i really love chris kattan's mesmerizing character acting

Tangerine you glad you didn’t mute banana?

You are gonna regret this when it's a pallet of Tropicana that falls on him and you miss the news

The most interesting citrus tends to be of a more yellow hue.

Syracuse erasure

theonion.com/muffled-guns...

....you glad I didn't say banana

Lol

Fortunately, you also get to avoid hearing about a certain county south of LA.

*Turns on college football tomorrow* “I thought Tennessee and Syracuse were supposed to be on right now, but it appears to be blacked out or something.”

what did ginger cats ever do to you?

probably the most underrated color -- poets an essayists love to write about blue and green, "The King in Yellow" is a classic, but orange gets the short end of the stick in our degraded age

Is this why you named a bunch of songs Orange Ball of (blank)?

No, I’ve talked about this a lot over the years. It was just riffing on a book I’d read where the sun had been an orange ball too many times

Orange Ball of [Cliches]

I sometimes call my cat, Margot, orange ball of love.

The King in Pea Green

I love the color orange and am grumpy that it is now associated by many with someone awful.

you take the nastiest orange into a color darkroom you come out the other side with a beautiful blue

YOU do

get his ass

I just realized that Paul cannot see this because I used The Word

I'm afraid you'll have to call it what Europeans called it before the fruit made it's way west: red-yellow

;)

But now you'll never know how my knock-knock joke ends...

Great poem flying that colors flag. poets.org/poem/orange-...

Did the same for cheetos, although with some resentment that I might miss out the next time a soundcloud rapper poisons themselves with a snack food.