Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
I don’t know who Moshe haDarshan is, but if there’s one thing I know is that he was real darn good at Hebrew etymology.
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I don’t know who Moshe haDarshan is, but if there’s one thing I know is that he was real darn good at Hebrew etymology.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
One view I’ve come across, among many, is the idea that the best of the best of people can suffer a lot more losses over small things precisely because they’re so good, so the bar is much higher. Not necessarily comforting, but an interesting take nonetheless.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
And the lesson is “don’t be a judgy bitch without grounds”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Makes sense. How do the thin slices differ?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
How do people tell whether a biopsied tumor is benign or cancerous?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
But also, I love that one of the major lessons is: Trust your eyes over some a priori theology, you assholes.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
The Resident is the first medical show I’ve watched that makes clear that the villain is always capitalism.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
“ימים” *whispering* sea waterrrr
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
The “why do bad things happen to good people” one is especially funny to me because there’s an entire book in the Tanakh dedicated to it, and it ends with: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk it’s a toughie
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted
"Master, what happens when we die" "I don't know" "I thought you were a ̶r̶a̶b̶b̶i̶ Zen master" "Yes, but not a dead one"
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
A lot of people think that because they don’t see much homophobia in their day-to-day life, it’s not an issue anymore. What they tend to forget is that the bulk of homophobia only shows up when there’s queer people around.
The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Me neither but… Right now they’re *only* doing the oppressing.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Need the military to protect the public.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
To be fair, it *will* actually be up 752% on s we count the crimes being done by the soon-to-invade military.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Fucking dammit, do NOT make Dawkins popular again. I beg you.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Ughhhhhhh
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
We are in dire need of mutiny. Can the top generals rein this shit in, maybe arrest Trump?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Lovely!
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
You don’t. But I want you to. 😂
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
I love castles
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
WPA?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, fun fact, for construct chains (eg the cat of the mayor of the city), only the last word normally gets a “ha” prefix, but it applies to all. So it would be like: חתול ראש העיר
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Essentially, adjectives to definite nouns have to be made definite using a “ha” prefix. Otherwise it would say “the priest is big” rather than “the big priest.”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
You’d think but nope!
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Absurdly niche pet peeve. But: “The Kohen HaGadol.”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
“The Kohen Gadol” *cringe*
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
See this is funny because Herod was arguably the best king of Judean history. Not because he did his job well, but because he managed to rally everyone behind the same thought: Fuck that guy.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Lollllllll rip
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
How the fuck do you get an approval rating worse than Trump?!?
Liz Thurmond (@countmystars.bsky.social) reposted
BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
The whole -ussy trend has really messed up the name Debussy for me.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Life is a lot more creative than dystopian sci-fi, it turns out.
Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted
Last year, Idaho passed a strict law that forbids anyone from providing to a minor any service that could be construed as medical or psychological in nature without parental consent. Now, minors calling the state's suicide hotline are being forced to have a parent speak for them or hang up
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh!
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Both, though mainly Biblical. Am I understanding you that it a single participle will use either depending on context?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
😩
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
In Hebrew, is there a trick to tell in advance whether the feminine participle will end in -ah or -et?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
It feels like the more time goes on, the more and more people’s feelings about Israel gets transposed directly onto Jews.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Hoping not but…
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
TikTok is truly becoming a cesspool of antisemitism. 🙃
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Well they ARE autistic law professors
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
In the Idra Rabba, the dew drips from the Ancient of Ancient to HaShem/Adam to Nuqba/Shekhinah and then into the world as manna.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
😊
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Mind you, I doubt these Spanish guys in the High Middle Ages knew much about Sumerian mythology. 😅
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, it’s from Psalm 133 and manna!
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Waddat
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Google translated it and it made sense in retrospect
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
It sounds like Yiddish. Was it Yiddish?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
…okay I have no clue what that said lol
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
אי לוב יאו טו
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
בינגו
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Alright, which of you academic bitchez are methodologists?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not silent I’m just talking about the Donbas region. /j
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
😆
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
בשבילי נברא האלם אנוכי עפר ואפר יאו דומבעסס
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
…okay but I do this tho lol
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
“I’m the one who dumped her.”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Imagine starting to date Devon Pravesh and he’s just like “ah yes, my ex was a princess.”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Fun fact: Halakha looks cautiously of not even unfavourably on praise because it may make others shit-talk to balance out the compliments. 😆
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, that’s also not allowed. 😆
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not my fault. It’s canonical. 😆
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Okay so if I’m getting this right, we have to be nice to people and fuck a lot so that girl God fucks boy God and then that makes warrior God look away and up to old God, and then old God’s white dew will flow all the way back down to us and make the world chill again. And that’s the Idra Rabba.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
No lashon hara is such a cockblock.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
People are confused when you tell them how often transphobes are attracted to trans women. Because too few of them realize how many straight men sleep with women *because* they despise them and see them as lesser.
Talia "AFAB" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ (@taliabhatt.itch.io) reposted
The contradiction at the heart of transmisogyny has always been that people will insist they don't see us as women while treating us exactly like women, and specifically as women they are entitled to sexually exploit or brutalize.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Sometimes I write down notes on Kabbalah and get contact high.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Mishnah prohibiting us to climb trees on Shabbat lest we break a branch. 😭
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
See it’s not melanchot that’s prohibited, it’s avodah. Common mistake.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
If it’s shared it’s multi gendered and it’s fine
Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted
People will repeatedly refuse to recognize the importance of anti-Blackness to the current moment despite being given every signal of its importance.
The Girl of Lemongrab (@mc-hesher.bsky.social) reposted
"The Republican Party wants to pull YOUR teenage daughter's pants down in the middle of gym class if they think she's too good at lacrosse, this is vile and depraved and only the start of their intrusive government overreach" should be the party line and I don't think it's a heavy lift
Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd.bsky.social) reposted
Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t seem to find the Devarim 17:5 on Sefaria, which is there in my Mikraot Gedolot
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Say it
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Rambam seems to offer a nicer version, equating idolatry only to *leaving* Eretz rather than merely living outside.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn’t feel like softening in his comment to Devarim 17:5, but maybe the translation is missing some context?
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Literal quote btw. Devarim 24:4
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Nachmanides: “Wife swapping results in great sins.” Me:
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Think Mulan
Jim Snowden (@snowdenwriter.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
“But that dress with those shoes? The Torah definitely forbids that.”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Think Mulan
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Does a text written 2600 years ago apply to trans people?
SAINT ZAIYA (@saintzaiya.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The Torah said You gotta be fish honey!!
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
lol!
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
The Rishonim understand this case as either sexual inappropriateness or military.
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Typical pro-capitalist Shammai. 😜
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
“The Torah does not forbid all cross-dressing, only that which leads to something abhorrent.” (Rashi on Devarim 22:5)
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)
Counterpoint: Don’t talk to them.
Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted
A lot of people on the extremely online left right now seem to interpret "Anti-Zionism is not antisemitism" to mean "all antisemitism is actually fine if you just say it's anti-Zionism."
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
...Even so it is with those who stop short at the general principles of knowledge because they are ignorant of the delights which may be derived from the further investigation and application of those principles.”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
“Thus, through his untutored taste he remained a stranger to all these delicious flavours, and their enjoyment was lost to him...
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
100% shake our head. Here’s the epilogue I didn’t include:
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
(Zohar 2:176b)
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
The man refused the pastry and said, “Enough! I am already the master of all of these things, for I have eaten the essence of all of them — wheat!”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
Again, the people told him, “They are made from wheat.” Afterwards, the city people gave the man pastry fit for a king, made with oil and honey. The man asked, “What is this made of?” They answered, “It’s made from wheat.”
Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent
The city people answered, “It’s bread, for eating.” He ate it and it was very good. He asked, “What is it made of?” They told him, “It’s made from wheat.” Later, they brought the man cakes of flour mixed with oil. He tasted them and asked again, "What are these made of?"