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Florence Ashley

@floralashes.bsky.social

Transfeminine jurist and bioethicist | Ass. prof at the University of Alberta Faculty of Law | Clerked at Supreme Court of Canada | www.florenceashley.com | they/them/that bitch

created June 22, 2023

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Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

I don’t know who Moshe haDarshan is, but if there’s one thing I know is that he was real darn good at Hebrew etymology.

3/9/2025, 9:02:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

One view I’ve come across, among many, is the idea that the best of the best of people can suffer a lot more losses over small things precisely because they’re so good, so the bar is much higher. Not necessarily comforting, but an interesting take nonetheless.

3/9/2025, 7:30:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

And the lesson is “don’t be a judgy bitch without grounds”

3/9/2025, 7:11:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes sense. How do the thin slices differ?

3/9/2025, 5:33:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes?

3/9/2025, 5:33:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

How do people tell whether a biopsied tumor is benign or cancerous?

3/9/2025, 5:27:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

But also, I love that one of the major lessons is: Trust your eyes over some a priori theology, you assholes.

3/9/2025, 5:21:57 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

The Resident is the first medical show I’ve watched that makes clear that the villain is always capitalism.

3/9/2025, 5:19:42 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

“ימים” *whispering* sea waterrrr

3/9/2025, 5:11:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah

3/9/2025, 4:59:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

The “why do bad things happen to good people” one is especially funny to me because there’s an entire book in the Tanakh dedicated to it, and it ends with: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk it’s a toughie

3/9/2025, 4:48:59 PM | 47 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted

"Master, what happens when we die" "I don't know" "I thought you were a ̶r̶a̶b̶b̶i̶ Zen master" "Yes, but not a dead one"

3/9/2025, 3:30:38 PM | 229 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

A lot of people think that because they don’t see much homophobia in their day-to-day life, it’s not an issue anymore. What they tend to forget is that the bulk of homophobia only shows up when there’s queer people around.

3/9/2025, 3:08:06 PM | 237 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis.

3/9/2025, 12:17:24 PM | 6185 1860 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Me neither but… Right now they’re *only* doing the oppressing.

3/9/2025, 2:38:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Need the military to protect the public.

3/9/2025, 12:41:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

To be fair, it *will* actually be up 752% on s we count the crimes being done by the soon-to-invade military.

2/9/2025, 10:26:37 PM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Fucking dammit, do NOT make Dawkins popular again. I beg you.

2/9/2025, 10:13:33 PM | 140 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Ughhhhhhh

2/9/2025, 10:13:07 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.

2/9/2025, 8:56:43 PM | 33619 9285 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

We are in dire need of mutiny. Can the top generals rein this shit in, maybe arrest Trump?

2/9/2025, 9:17:17 PM | 40 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Lovely!

2/9/2025, 8:54:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

You don’t. But I want you to. 😂

2/9/2025, 8:53:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

I love castles

2/9/2025, 8:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

WPA?

2/9/2025, 8:47:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, fun fact, for construct chains (eg the cat of the mayor of the city), only the last word normally gets a “ha” prefix, but it applies to all. So it would be like: חתול ראש העיר

2/9/2025, 8:44:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Essentially, adjectives to definite nouns have to be made definite using a “ha” prefix. Otherwise it would say “the priest is big” rather than “the big priest.”

2/9/2025, 8:44:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

You’d think but nope!

2/9/2025, 8:34:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Absurdly niche pet peeve. But: “The Kohen HaGadol.”

2/9/2025, 8:19:36 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

“The Kohen Gadol” *cringe*

2/9/2025, 8:19:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

See this is funny because Herod was arguably the best king of Judean history. Not because he did his job well, but because he managed to rally everyone behind the same thought: Fuck that guy.

2/9/2025, 7:47:49 PM | 26 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Lollllllll rip

2/9/2025, 7:23:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

How the fuck do you get an approval rating worse than Trump?!?

2/9/2025, 7:21:38 PM | 68 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz Thurmond (@countmystars.bsky.social) reposted

BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.

2/9/2025, 5:44:12 PM | 3235 656 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

The whole -ussy trend has really messed up the name Debussy for me.

2/9/2025, 5:46:53 PM | 73 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Life is a lot more creative than dystopian sci-fi, it turns out.

2/9/2025, 5:42:09 PM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted

Last year, Idaho passed a strict law that forbids anyone from providing to a minor any service that could be construed as medical or psychological in nature without parental consent. Now, minors calling the state's suicide hotline are being forced to have a parent speak for them or hang up

More than 1,500 Idahoans between the ages of 5 and 17 contacted the hotline between when the parental consent law went into effect on July 1, 2024, and June 30, 2025, according to data provided by the Idaho Crisis and Suicide Hotline. Some of those young people can’t move forward in their call without a parent giving permission. Sometimes, a parent or guardian can get on the phone, according to Idaho 988 Director Lee Flinn, “but in most situations, the minor hangs up because they tell us they feel like they can’t do that.” “We really do want and hope that minors have a parent or two parents that support them, but one of the things that we hear sometimes is that they don’t have a parent they can talk to,” Flinn said. She emphasized that the hotline still accepts calls from anyone, and encourages people of any age to call, text or chat online if they are in crisis.
2/9/2025, 4:35:28 PM | 1220 484 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh!

2/9/2025, 4:10:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Both, though mainly Biblical. Am I understanding you that it a single participle will use either depending on context?

2/9/2025, 2:25:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

😩

2/9/2025, 2:06:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

In Hebrew, is there a trick to tell in advance whether the feminine participle will end in -ah or -et?

2/9/2025, 2:03:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

It feels like the more time goes on, the more and more people’s feelings about Israel gets transposed directly onto Jews.

2/9/2025, 3:53:48 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Hoping not but…

2/9/2025, 3:42:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

TikTok is truly becoming a cesspool of antisemitism. 🙃

2/9/2025, 3:04:55 AM | 33 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Well they ARE autistic law professors

2/9/2025, 2:52:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

In the Idra Rabba, the dew drips from the Ancient of Ancient to HaShem/Adam to Nuqba/Shekhinah and then into the world as manna.

2/9/2025, 2:32:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

😊

2/9/2025, 2:31:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Mind you, I doubt these Spanish guys in the High Middle Ages knew much about Sumerian mythology. 😅

2/9/2025, 2:25:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, it’s from Psalm 133 and manna!

2/9/2025, 2:24:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Waddat

2/9/2025, 1:43:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Google translated it and it made sense in retrospect

2/9/2025, 1:38:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

It sounds like Yiddish. Was it Yiddish?

2/9/2025, 1:36:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

…okay I have no clue what that said lol

2/9/2025, 1:35:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

אי לוב יאו טו

2/9/2025, 1:31:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

בינגו

2/9/2025, 1:29:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Alright, which of you academic bitchez are methodologists?

2/9/2025, 1:21:02 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not silent I’m just talking about the Donbas region. /j

2/9/2025, 1:19:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

😆

2/9/2025, 1:19:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

בשבילי נברא האלם אנוכי עפר ואפר יאו דומבעסס

2/9/2025, 12:58:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

…okay but I do this tho lol

2/9/2025, 12:53:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

“I’m the one who dumped her.”

1/9/2025, 11:12:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Imagine starting to date Devon Pravesh and he’s just like “ah yes, my ex was a princess.”

1/9/2025, 11:12:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Fun fact: Halakha looks cautiously of not even unfavourably on praise because it may make others shit-talk to balance out the compliments. 😆

1/9/2025, 11:09:11 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually, that’s also not allowed. 😆

1/9/2025, 11:07:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not my fault. It’s canonical. 😆

1/9/2025, 10:57:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Okay so if I’m getting this right, we have to be nice to people and fuck a lot so that girl God fucks boy God and then that makes warrior God look away and up to old God, and then old God’s white dew will flow all the way back down to us and make the world chill again. And that’s the Idra Rabba.

1/9/2025, 10:07:55 PM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

No lashon hara is such a cockblock.

1/9/2025, 9:58:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

People are confused when you tell them how often transphobes are attracted to trans women. Because too few of them realize how many straight men sleep with women *because* they despise them and see them as lesser.

1/9/2025, 9:41:19 PM | 706 146 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Talia "AFAB" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ (@taliabhatt.itch.io) reposted

The contradiction at the heart of transmisogyny has always been that people will insist they don't see us as women while treating us exactly like women, and specifically as women they are entitled to sexually exploit or brutalize.

1/9/2025, 6:32:05 PM | 1288 317 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Sometimes I write down notes on Kabbalah and get contact high.

1/9/2025, 8:47:25 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Mishnah prohibiting us to climb trees on Shabbat lest we break a branch. 😭

1/9/2025, 2:01:01 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

See it’s not melanchot that’s prohibited, it’s avodah. Common mistake.

1/9/2025, 1:43:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

If it’s shared it’s multi gendered and it’s fine

1/9/2025, 1:21:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted

People will repeatedly refuse to recognize the importance of anti-Blackness to the current moment despite being given every signal of its importance.

31/8/2025, 9:24:14 PM | 412 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Girl of Lemongrab (@mc-hesher.bsky.social) reposted

"The Republican Party wants to pull YOUR teenage daughter's pants down in the middle of gym class if they think she's too good at lacrosse, this is vile and depraved and only the start of their intrusive government overreach" should be the party line and I don't think it's a heavy lift

31/8/2025, 10:22:17 PM | 1543 560 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah J. Jackson (@sjjphd.bsky.social) reposted

Okay. I just came back to this and you aren’t calling these efforts resegregation yet, you absolutely should be

31/8/2025, 10:49:19 PM | 7800 3334 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t seem to find the Devarim 17:5 on Sefaria, which is there in my Mikraot Gedolot

31/8/2025, 11:29:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Say it

31/8/2025, 11:10:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Rambam seems to offer a nicer version, equating idolatry only to *leaving* Eretz rather than merely living outside.

31/8/2025, 11:10:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t feel like softening in his comment to Devarim 17:5, but maybe the translation is missing some context?

31/8/2025, 11:04:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Literal quote btw. Devarim 24:4

31/8/2025, 9:49:50 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Nachmanides: “Wife swapping results in great sins.” Me:

31/8/2025, 9:49:16 PM | 23 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Think Mulan

31/8/2025, 7:49:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Snowden (@snowdenwriter.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

“But that dress with those shoes? The Torah definitely forbids that.”

31/8/2025, 7:29:03 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Think Mulan

31/8/2025, 7:48:08 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Does a text written 2600 years ago apply to trans people?

31/8/2025, 7:47:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SAINT ZAIYA (@saintzaiya.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The Torah said You gotta be fish honey!!

31/8/2025, 7:06:58 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

lol!

31/8/2025, 7:27:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

The Rishonim understand this case as either sexual inappropriateness or military.

31/8/2025, 7:27:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Typical pro-capitalist Shammai. 😜

31/8/2025, 7:26:18 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

“The Torah does not forbid all cross-dressing, only that which leads to something abhorrent.” (Rashi on Devarim 22:5)

31/8/2025, 7:06:05 PM | 62 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social)

Counterpoint: Don’t talk to them.

31/8/2025, 5:59:06 PM | 53 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joel S. (@joelhs.bsky.social) reposted

A lot of people on the extremely online left right now seem to interpret "Anti-Zionism is not antisemitism" to mean "all antisemitism is actually fine if you just say it's anti-Zionism."

31/8/2025, 4:26:59 PM | 747 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

...Even so it is with those who stop short at the general principles of knowledge because they are ignorant of the delights which may be derived from the further investigation and application of those principles.”

31/8/2025, 3:53:35 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

“Thus, through his untutored taste he remained a stranger to all these delicious flavours, and their enjoyment was lost to him...

31/8/2025, 3:53:35 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

100% shake our head. Here’s the epilogue I didn’t include:

31/8/2025, 3:53:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

(Zohar 2:176b)

31/8/2025, 3:35:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

The man refused the pastry and said, “Enough! I am already the master of all of these things, for I have eaten the essence of all of them — wheat!”

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Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

Again, the people told him, “They are made from wheat.” Afterwards, the city people gave the man pastry fit for a king, made with oil and honey. The man asked, “What is this made of?” They answered, “It’s made from wheat.”

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Profile picture Florence Ashley (@floralashes.bsky.social) reply parent

The city people answered, “It’s bread, for eating.” He ate it and it was very good. He asked, “What is it made of?” They told him, “It’s made from wheat.” Later, they brought the man cakes of flour mixed with oil. He tasted them and asked again, "What are these made of?"

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