If flag shaggin and poppy season collide parts of the UK will be develop national serotonin syndrome
I get me brain medicine from the national health
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If flag shaggin and poppy season collide parts of the UK will be develop national serotonin syndrome
Man very close to death begins to take stock of lofet
REM and Frasier are spiritually bound. Do not ask why
What!? When did this come in?
Bread should be sold in a long perforated sheet like a toilet roll. Tear off what you need
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As the range of "how we are allowed to live" is narrowed, so is the range of "who is allowed to live"
This government is running out of feet to shoot
If only Philips was in government, she could make a real difference. Ah well
This shit sucks
Being bisexual means you want to shag everyone in the B52s
Male gaze again eh?
Got to give old pitchfork credit for their scathing and correct reviews of Alt-J
Can AI give me my 20s back?
Balls is absolutely correctly. We can only increase the regressive tax burden. Anything else wouldn't be a tough decision, wouldn't be sensible enough
Thoughts and prayers for anyone working hospitality this weekend. Especially KPs
It's to fire in the air if anyone mentions his jeans
This might be the platonic ideal British politician post. Unwitting c-list celeb, miniscule attention drawn, gleeful cruelty.
Labour Govt Whip Anna McMorrin tonight. These people live in a different world.
Whenever Simon Says is not playing, all the Kaiju should be asking, "where's pharoahe monch?"
youtu.be/QroaJ24LgK4?... still good
Still astonishing that so many visitors to Epstein Island seem to have posed for little "holiday" photos. You'd expect them all to be long-lens shots through the bushes
Just gonna post a few more Tebbit things to bear in mind when half the Labour front bench praise him as "a great parliamentarian" without prompting
Thank god it's not possible to get an itch on the inside surface of your skull
That's Joel, the nice Gallagher brother
If Scorsese movies have taught me anything it's that I could definitely be a successful criminal, and not some mook
Pretty humourless about 2017-2019 and now Corbyn is back in the news every bastard is gonna be doing their HIGNFY audition bits
In time AI will reduce everything to the slurry found in rock tumblers
I wonder if she'll be rushing to take credit when the first British version of these stories start emerging: jacobin.com/2024/05/cana...
Common America. Your third favourite TV comedy featured Ghostface Killah saying "peace in the middle east" 19 years ago... What's the hold up?
The British really hate their children
What sort of over the top, performative sneeze could blow a cheese laden meatball off the top of someone's spaghetti
How old were you when you realised the Elgin marbles didn't look like this
Planning a shitty Dilbert + Dark Souls crossover bit. "Wretched Fish-microwaver" "Gaping Photocopier"
All I want is to be continually praised and respected for the things I'm good at and want to do, while being forgiven and excused for the things I'm bad at or don't want to do. An easy life of no difficulty or consequences. Is that too much to ask
Must try and be funnier in the next staff meeting
Shouting "leave it! He's not worth it" at the fighting squirrels
Sweet Jaysus, it's Colm Meaney's birthday!🎂🍻🇮🇪
The gig that was cancelled was at a mini-golf venue
If you want to confuse a British person ask them which decade Queen dominated
It doesn't matter matter how much AI you use, your favourite music is still gonna be made by a piece of shit
Glen Campbell is massively underrated as a guitarist
Being back bumfights but for billionaires
youtube.com/watch?v=H3J5...
Got that new pope smell
Surely posing as some kind of breast whisperer is less embarrassing than being a libdem
Snooker_asmr_10:00:00
It's 2026: Catamarans laden with XL Bullys patrol the English Channel
The above average American has four friends: Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq.
I'd like to get off Mr Starmer's Wild Ride
Great, now when I die in a means tested cull and my life flashes before my eyes it'll include this. Thanks.
Anyone know of any piss-easy office jobs that still exist? I'm so tired of having to care
Has anyone made a Mark Andreessen egg cup?
youtu.be/lZbfNtDCHdM?...
My neighbour is watching the popes funeral at ear splitting volume. I awoke from a troubling dream to the muffled sounds of Latin recitations and thought it was the end of days
Why does every AI art look like Robert Yarber
I'm a real bummer at the séance
Esters of Butyric acid
A sly chuckle in the gallery, then look around to see who noticed me noticing
Remember, the only guaranteed store of value is limited edition podcasts. www.patreon.com/praxiscast
Maybe we should put the lead back in the petrol
Why is Uncle Kracker always doing "Kevin James" face
Odds just dramatically increased that tariffs will be walked back in a week
Everyone that didn't believe it'd actually happen
Turning the big dial that says Austerity and constantly looking at the OBR for approval
Mr Beast joining the DWP as permanent secretary
Labour have quietly delayed the promised repeal of union ballot thresholds just in time for widespread cuts. TUC response is unsurprisingly tepid.
If anyone wants to see the systemic outcomes of a moribund healthcare system, punitive disability welfare, and assisted dying: look to Canada. Not to be outdone the UK is preemptively privatising the process to get a step ahead in the race to the bottom.
Fucking gottem
Repent in dust and ashes Polly says, for even as they tear the clothes from your back Labour's rectitude remains indelible
Errol Graham. How much will Labour spend in courts to avoid culpability for the disabled people they're planning to kill.
Lot's of people suddenly convinced that there are legions of workshy quitters, and that this has been a long developing problem. If you'd asked them about it a month ago they wouldn't have had an idea about it.
Lots of consent manufacturing for Labour's brutalising of disabled people when economic inactivity rates are normal and unemployment is low
Antz (1998) radicalised me
Manufacturing consent with that headline
I used to fantasize about being able to wash my brain. Now I want to get a turkish nosehair wax, but they keep pulling the clown hankies out of my head till I can think clearly
Serco offering cashback for your family if you opt for the early euthanasia package
Garfield smoking mids gifs
Musk is the end of the American civilization tech tree
Love to quote myself in the group chat
My elderly next door neighbour is having some sort of gathering of the grey juggalos. One of her friends keeps doing this absurd over the top pirate laugh. Yaaarghh haaahh haaaa!!. I can hear him slapping his knee through the wall.
Surprise Cronenberg/Gilliam shot of Gilbert Gottfried from inside a horse's mouth in Hot to Trot (1988)
KR in Big trouble in Little China?
If a full size space raider is 1.5m tall then presumably we are eating the heads of their fetal or larval stage. And so are they!
Somehow I feel I'll only be able to afford unassisted dying
Live every day with the unearned confidence of a late career Frank Miller
Real horseshoe theory is that everyone who frequented stickdeath .com is now either a communist or a fascist
Do you have to count the calories of food you have spilled on yourself?
They should make a fisherman's friend the size of a paving slab that I can gnaw on like a hampster
This Death Note adaptation sucks
Buried in this article is the strange claim that Badenoch never says "thank you" www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Just saw a very dejected looking uniformed "city centre officer" radioing in a dead rat by some bins to HQ
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