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@forensicgarlic.bsky.social

Chicagoan. Valpo grad. Member of Half Acre Cycling. Awesome Foundation. Occasional Karaoke singer. Anti Fascist. Fuck Terfs.

created October 18, 2023

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Profile picture Mike Fragassi (@refrag.bsky.social) reposted

Chicago: this is a good time to buy a Mexican flag for your car

2/9/2025, 9:27:57 PM | 136 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously JB adopts all of you, and gives you different opportunity to go out sitting on ICE if you're looking for that.

3/9/2025, 3:47:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you all come back as sexy Frankensteins!

3/9/2025, 3:41:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laurie (@laurie-merrell.bsky.social) reposted

Chicago forever problems for now

A photo of the Chicago skyline in the distance beyond a stretch of open dim blue water and a patch of closer high rise buildings. The sky above is light pastel sunset colors, there's a swoop of grayish clouds on the right half of the sky and the almost-half moon is to the left of them.
3/9/2025, 12:39:40 AM | 36 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Harebrained (@harebrained.bsky.social) reposted

This goes out to you know who! #chicago

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2/9/2025, 10:20:19 PM | 115 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

If you listened to MxPx as a teenager, you might like Rock that doesn't Roll, a podcast about the Christian music boom of the 90s.

3/9/2025, 12:46:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie Kollmann (@slkollmann.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"Are Black people unruly enough to justify US military occupation" is not a legitimate debate Go sit under a tree until your brain resets

13/8/2025, 1:06:11 PM | 75 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Bloggers hate stirring shit in a bowl and adding enough salt and fat.

2/9/2025, 9:22:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

It's both very stupid national policy and also yet another reason USAC can't really handle being the organization for the Olympics and for all amateur racing. They obviously chose the Olympics over amateur racers here.

2/9/2025, 9:06:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Even before this it's been clear that local amateur racing and Olympic racing probably can't be well managed under the same org.

2/9/2025, 9:04:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

They're the US governing body for the Olympics, but the Olympic committee threatened all sport governing bodies with sanctions up to no longer being the Olympic org if they didn't follow the anti trans EO.

2/9/2025, 9:04:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

The national org is saying this. The local chapter says they don't want to enforce the new rule, but even just saying the rules are different makes transphobes feel more enabled to harass my friends.

2/9/2025, 8:26:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

The personal is political -- my friends are getting notified they're no longer invited to race bikes in locally run and organized amateur bike races that get sanctioned by USA Cycling because USAC is kowtowing to the anti trans executive order.

2/9/2025, 8:10:46 PM | 27 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture kaz (@karenkaz.com) reposted

Great idea - I did this the other day, with the name CALL IF YOU SEE ICE.

2/9/2025, 5:15:00 PM | 10 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Dixon (@maryldixon.bsky.social) reposted

I just wrapped my final Morning Edition shift @wbez.org — and a total of 30 years pulling the early radio news shift. Tomorrow, I sleep in and help launch a new project at Chicago’s NPR News Station — so we’ll be talking again soon! Stay tuned!

2/9/2025, 3:35:48 PM | 111 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed, Mary has been a joy to wake up to.

2/9/2025, 5:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tim coe (@shakespeherian.bsky.social) reposted

2/9/2025, 12:08:54 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

And also it's dangerous to your neighbors around you?

2/9/2025, 5:03:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sophie Bee (@pogform.bsky.social) reposted

I love the city of Chicago with my entire heart.

2/9/2025, 12:21:50 PM | 40 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis (@kendrawrites.com) reposted

The mayor of Baltimore drastically slashed crime despite close proximity to Virginia with its lax gun laws and it was a blip in the news cycle and then a return to the only way to stop crime is law and order. We are a cruel, punitive country with a national press that loves facism.

2/9/2025, 11:29:35 AM | 2124 501 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phineas (@phineas.bsky.social) reposted

A digital illustration of Watto from Star Wars Episode I. He’s a weird blue and tan creature with a stumpy elephant trunk for a nose, pig-like tusks, a big round belly, otherwise spindly limbs, and two leathery wings. He wears a brown leather vest, some leather straps around his belly, and I regret to report, some kind of leather jockstrap/codpiece. He is reclining sensually leaning on one elbow, belly up and legs splayed out. His other hand is held out and he’s spinning his red and blue ‘chance cube’ (just a 6-sided die for making A-or-B choices) on the tip of one clawed finger. He’s giving you a very knowing and and intentional leer. A line of vaguely sci-fi type lettering across the top of the frame reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
2/9/2025, 1:12:15 PM | 131 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture marxuckerberg (@marxuckerberg.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In the early crazy ass days of summer 2020 the rejoinder to cutting cop budgets was that they should be given more training/tools and be held accountable more often. The result: at the federal level they’re blackbagging immigrants, at the local level they’re incapable of preventing or solving crime

2/9/2025, 2:31:44 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mister typo (@thecorlew.bsky.social) reposted

no one and I mean no one in China will ever be more of my enemy than Rahm Emanuel is

1/9/2025, 9:47:09 PM | 46 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

No ads on mastodon, and the @ap.brid.gy app seems to be working well.

1/9/2025, 2:00:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

My bluesky notifications settings just changed on their own?

1/9/2025, 1:45:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maybe It Will Happen Today (@today-maybe.bsky.social) reposted

A digital illustration of Max Headroom, a shiny, fast/talking electric man who lived inside a TV who we all liked in the 80s. He has a very tall head with an odd stripey blond hair cut and a goofy grin. He’s wearing white wayfarers and a shiny white, wide shouldered jacket over a lilac colored shirt and black bow tie. The background is intersecting colored perspective lines sort of forming the idea of a box. Colorful type following the perspective of the walls reads ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY’.
21/4/2025, 2:44:40 PM | 295 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Street Art Utopia (@streetartutopia.com) reposted

A street sticker pasted on a grey pole with graffiti around it reads in bold black capital letters:
31/8/2025, 8:41:17 AM | 192 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Em, midly (@lefttheprairie.bsky.social) reposted

I’d love to see a return to the 8 hour workday instead of 9 hours + an hour and a half of commuting. The 8 hours for what we will are down to like 4, most of which are chores and getting ready for the next workday

1/9/2025, 12:27:22 PM | 28 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Only in the city. They were crazy intense in local suburbs.

1/9/2025, 6:19:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture USDA Crit Beef Inspector (@youterus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I don't think active trans has ever been willing to take as bold of a stance as required to actually move the needle (at least in the 13 years I've lived here). Truly the centrists of multimodal advocacy

31/8/2025, 6:47:40 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

Does the existence of Better Streets Chicago and Bike Grid Now imply that the Active Transportation Alliance has failed? Or just isn't focused on those areas?

31/8/2025, 6:45:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I like this choice better than Adam Smith, because Smith feels like he was being descriptive and Friedman was trying to yes and that to make things worse.

31/8/2025, 6:25:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the active transportation alliance big fundraiser.

31/8/2025, 2:44:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I too have been very confused at an Airbnb

31/8/2025, 2:41:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

It's true, my current irritation is a ad for a shoe sale showed up when I'd already decided I needed to replace my cycling shoes from the company I bought my last pair from, so I clicked it and bought shoes. Now, because I clicked an ad, all my ads are shoe ads from that company and every other one

31/8/2025, 1:29:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

I won't believe in artificial intelligence until all these smart ads get way less dumb. All the big players are basically advertising companies, and their ads are as dumb as ever.

31/8/2025, 1:19:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I think another dystopian part is paying a person in the US to deliver your food is so expensive that companies would rather under pay Philippinos to remote drive these than a local person on a bike.

31/8/2025, 11:54:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Count Otter Poppula 🧛🏼 Sr. III (@peezkyweezky.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I bet you make a lot of friends online huh

31/8/2025, 4:11:13 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think people are naturally pragmatists. I don't care that feeding the hungry and housing the homeless is cheaper, I care that it's right. And I don't want policy to change if later grinding up the homeless to feed the hungry becomes cheaper.

31/8/2025, 11:39:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Crazy thing to say out loud when we're being asked to point to who to deport.

31/8/2025, 11:28:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

If it convinces more folks to bike on those roads, and gets drivers aware of bikers, it can be a net good. I always say I appreciate the reputation bike messengers have in the city because it makes drivers ultra aware of any cyclist, which makes us safer.

31/8/2025, 11:27:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Riding on the roads themselves today felt fine actually -- there were hardly any cars and all of them were willing to give space to bikes. But I wouldn't have attributed any of that to the new paint.

31/8/2025, 1:48:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the opposite of electric.

31/8/2025, 1:08:16 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture USDA Crit Beef Inspector (@youterus.bsky.social) reposted

I hope all my nieces and nephews also get to grow up to find themselves in their mid-30s, living a life they didn't even know existed in childhood, and very happy

30/8/2025, 10:57:36 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

My pics are terrible, but has anyone else seen oak parks bike boulevard's? They don't feel great.

A green t bike lane intersection Another green t from the same intersection Bike Blvd paint with cars parked on it. Two way sharrows with dashed bike lanes on a two way street.
31/8/2025, 12:59:26 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

Ive really enjoyed imagining what it'll be like when it happens. If you have to, maybe you want to buy some art, or tip the artist?

30/8/2025, 12:48:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I want cheese

29/8/2025, 2:27:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture phœbe (@funkjunkins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

i am beginning to suspect that there may be some problems caused by the tendency to learn about current events from headlines and hot takes

28/8/2025, 6:43:53 PM | 47 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy moly

28/8/2025, 9:00:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

If you join next year's cohort, I will help you fundraise.

28/8/2025, 7:18:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Have they ever used a "gps launcher"?

28/8/2025, 7:17:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

This is a very cool opportunity to be deeply involved in helping fund Chicago area work to make our region better.

28/8/2025, 6:35:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture maevey vengeance (@maeveynot.bsky.social) reposted

eve l ewing

_I saw Emmett Till this week at the grocery store_ looking over the plums, one by one lifting each to his eyes and turning it slowly, a little earth, checking the smooth skin for pockmarks and rot, or signs of unkind days or people, then sliding them gently into the plastic. whistling softly, reaching with a slim, woolen arm into the cart, he first balanced them over the wire before realizing the danger of bruising and lifting them back out, cradling them in the crook of his elbow until something harder could take that bottom space. I knew him from his hat, one of those fine porkpie numbers they used to sell on Roosevelt Road. it had lost its feather but he had carefully folded a dollar bill and slid it between the ribbon and the felt and it stood at attention. he wore his money. upright and strong, he was already to the checkout by the time I caught up with him. I called out his name and he spun like a dancer, candy bar in hand, looked at me quizzically for a moment before remembering my face. he smiled. /well hello young lady hello, so chilly today should have worn my warm coat like you yes so cool for August in Chicago how are things going for you oh/ he sighed and put the candy on the belt it goes, it goes.
28/8/2025, 11:31:02 AM | 21 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shannon Heffernan (@shannonheffernan.bsky.social) reposted

ICE has asked a Chicago-area Navy base for assistance. "The request followed Homeland Security Secretary Kristi L. Noem’s declaration that a “strike team” of immigration enforcement agents would arrive in Chicago soon." www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

28/8/2025, 5:01:38 PM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture visiting all the libraries 🏵️ (@miriamcb.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

a lot of people outraged about license plate readers but not about bus card tapping systems i wonder why that is* *i don't actually wonder why that is

28/8/2025, 3:24:24 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Harebrained (@harebrained.bsky.social) reposted

There’s no wrong way to tell the current administration to STFU About Chicago. #chicago

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26/8/2025, 7:05:26 PM | 512 151 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nothings Monstered (@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social) reposted

1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago

Three images of street art in Pilsen. First shows Superman punching an ICE agent in paramilitary uniform. Second shows that somebody covered over Superman with black paint Third shows the artist went back and, in place of Superman, he painted Superman's dog Krypto pissing on the ICE agent.
16/8/2025, 8:28:41 PM | 5710 1913 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Roost is my favorite takeout option over that way, though maybe a little farther north than your looking for. I like Bonci pizzeria too, scissored slices will always get you the right amount.

28/8/2025, 1:33:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phineas (@phineas.bsky.social) reposted

Digital illustration in a black and white graphite/charcoal style. The title character of Nosferatu (2024) is advancing toward you with his big mustache and one hand reaching from under his big furry coat. Probably with ill intent. You are free to imagine that Orlock is in fact about to really give the business to someone who actually deserves it. Whoever you like. As the scratchy lettering around his head says, ‘maybe it will happen today’.
2/4/2025, 1:36:49 PM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laurie (@laurie-merrell.bsky.social) reposted

The Family Support Hotline number to report ICE sightings in Chicago is 855-435-7693. This is a great interview that describes what happens when the support network is activated and why it's so important to report sightings through organized channels. chicago.citycast.fm/podcasts/how...

28/8/2025, 1:16:00 PM | 42 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

@diegomorales.bsky.social talks about orgs in Pilsen, and city and state wide you can work with or reach out to.

28/8/2025, 12:34:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

@citycastchicago.bsky.social has an episode today on how to spot ice in Chicago pca.st/episode/8cb3...

28/8/2025, 12:16:17 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, I'm considering buying a Chicago flag for waving while standing around outside yelling at feds and guardsmen in September.

28/8/2025, 1:21:31 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture unraveled (@unraveledpress.com) reposted

It's really hard not to earnest post right now about how much we love this city and how infuriating it is to see it under threat at the whims of a senile, racist lunatic

28/8/2025, 1:08:08 AM | 136 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I think about this when I deduct my charitable giving.

27/8/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture visiting all the libraries 🏵️ (@miriamcb.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

oh nevermind, the letter has been whittled down, it's not 27 signatures anymore chicago city council is a group of cowards, that's their defining trait

27/8/2025, 11:11:12 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reposted

No, you're not ineligible for the vaccine. Let me introduce you to the concept of lying.

27/8/2025, 6:46:47 PM | 3408 711 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mia Sato (@miasato.bsky.social) reposted

It’s absolutely surreal to watch a news conference about a school shooting and have another separate school shooting that happened yesterday come up. Most people in the world don’t live this way and we don’t have to, either.

27/8/2025, 8:09:20 PM | 104 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture visiting all the libraries 🏵️ (@miriamcb.bsky.social) reposted

one thing i really like about campus architecture is that there is an expectation of gathering so there is a lot of communal seating and i think it would be neat if cities adopted that idea

27/8/2025, 6:32:06 PM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TW (@twesq.bsky.social) reposted

god. damn.

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27/8/2025, 6:36:12 PM | 3147 476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Listen I'm Scary OK (@katiemcvay.bsky.social) reposted

got to hand a stranger some cop-demoralizing business cards yesterday after I gave a nearby cop one and told him to quit his job. cop-demoralizing business cards are for everyone! www.katiemcvay.com/s/Quit-your-...

27/8/2025, 5:51:46 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture marxuckerberg (@marxuckerberg.bsky.social) reposted

American democracy rocks because if you ever want to fix a problem like balancing the consumer rights of idiot gun owners with the general desire to avoid the internet addict freak job of the week murdering children you really only have three options:

27/8/2025, 4:54:58 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture carmen aiken (@caiken.bsky.social) reposted

apply and share with your networks please!

A red square flyer with a megaphone in opposite corners has the GAPA Government Alliance for Police Accountability logo on a white stripe. Below that is a smaller header that says, Do you believe police accountability is a public safety issue? Below that says WE ARE HIRING, and then GAPA CAMPAIGN COORDINATOR. Below that is a QR code to scan, with the address: www.chicagogapacoalition.com and applications submitted by September 5th will be prioritized in smaller white font.
27/8/2025, 3:21:44 PM | 6 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

It feels intentionally confrontational with a car if one is already there? You're right though first arrivers should make space.

27/8/2025, 4:34:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephanie Kollmann (@slkollmann.bsky.social) reposted

Some might say that a police dept with the time and resources to produce its own podcast series should have its resources reallocated to *literally anything beneficial* the City of Chicago does. But those people are haters, so let's support our local law enforcement by generating episode titles: +

27/8/2025, 3:25:45 PM | 33 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scenic_Decay (@scenicdecay.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I’m gonna dip my entire body in hot giardinera and then run buck nekkid into the advancing troops Red Rover style, obliterating their front lines in an explosion of peppers and celery. 72 husky mustachioed dudes named Swerski await me in heaven in sauna towels with a fresh stogie.

27/8/2025, 2:20:26 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I took half days every other Wednesday to help run all the short track races at Big Marsh this summer and it was awesome being off on a summer day.

27/8/2025, 2:23:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I do not like it when some of my purported comrades are evil assholes too. That sin of empathy is not as wide spread as some fear.

27/8/2025, 2:22:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᴄʏᴄʟᴏᴢ (@cyclozparis.bsky.social) reposted

Before the devil was a woman on a bicycle, now it's electric bikes or fat bikes, in short it's always bicycles... 😈 🚲 Cycliste by Alfred Choubrac 1899. #vélo #bikesky #bici #vintage #photography #bicycle #bike #fahrrad #自転車 #illustration #art #paris 🚲 🚴‍♂️🚴‍♀️🚵‍♂️ 🚵‍♀️

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8/8/2025, 7:53:37 PM | 33 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not no-contact because I'm one of those sinners with empathy and I don't want my mom's house to burn down cause someone hasn't changed the smoke detector batteries.

27/8/2025, 12:02:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Listen I'm Scary OK (@katiemcvay.bsky.social) reposted

remember when people used to say stupid stuff on here and people would just block them instead of quoting them? I miss those halcyon days

26/8/2025, 6:58:38 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

We will got Führer

27/8/2025, 4:03:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture michael plastics (@alopex-ii.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Hate feeling like no matter how I rate CPD’s crime prevention in my neighborhood it’ll be held up as proof that they need more funding

26/8/2025, 9:19:19 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Tonight at Chicago Awesome Foundation we funded Honor Boxes: Flowers while they're here, a project to give loved ones flowers and appreciation now. www.awesomefoundation.org/en/projects/... You can join us next month, or you can start your own cool thing and also meet at @beermiscuous.bsky.social

27/8/2025, 3:13:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/inte...

27/8/2025, 3:06:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

Found via @interruptcrim.bsky.social : www.police-jobs-suck.com

So you wanna be a cop? You can do better. So can Seattle. Less cops. More school nurses. Less cops. More libraries. Less cops. More EMTs. Police-jobs-suck.com
27/8/2025, 3:06:32 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26/8/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 45964 11615 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laurie (@laurie-merrell.bsky.social) reposted

Good podcast ep from @citycastchicago.bsky.social yesterday with Natalie Moore and Mick Dumke on the CHA Plan for Transformation chicago.citycast.fm/podcasts/how...

26/8/2025, 11:20:04 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

If I had realized it was going to be 18 minutes til the next brown line I would have got on a divvy.

27/8/2025, 2:47:44 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

It's smaller but closer : Big Marsh.

26/8/2025, 5:26:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

Anyway, I believe that we can defeat our opponents over time. I'm committed to doing my part.

26/8/2025, 3:12:13 PM | 302 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social)

The reader news reminds me a) that Chance still has done nothing with Chicagoist, b) wasn't some local media linked to crypto somehow? Wasn't it block club?

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Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone similar size to you. I can borrow very few of Denail's clothes.

26/8/2025, 2:54:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

This looks really good, and like I need to read it not between work tasks. Thanks for sharing.

26/8/2025, 2:14:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Phineas (@phineas.bsky.social) reposted

A digital illustration of The Shogun of Harlem from the movie The Last Dragon. He’s a black guy with voluminous curly hair the top of which is tied up in a top knot. He’s wearing a red kung fu outfit as he’s making big claw hands toward the viewer and a bug-eyed angry expression. His hands are surrounded by a red glow lighting them up yellow in the edges and his hair and boat are also lit up red. Rising up out of this glow around his head and hands are red and yellow glowing letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
26/8/2025, 1:20:30 PM | 48 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

If our Chicago mayor can be mediocre and stand up to Trump, everyone's mediocre mayor can!

26/8/2025, 1:20:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty sure, but I know some groups doing open orders.

26/8/2025, 1:15:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DLS (@forensicgarlic.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm a fan of the jakroo forte for weather like today.

26/8/2025, 12:57:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

been offline for an hour or so to reflect on everything and decided that as long as the federal reserve remains independent and we keep getting commercial packages from japan that everything is going to be ok

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Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted

it is an unassailable truth that burning the flag looks cool and no executive order can ever change that

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