Appreciate that last sentence
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Appreciate that last sentence
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
I don't have heroes, but he's damn close in my eyes.
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First ones that come to mind are "Radio Free Europe" and "Belong." Also, the bridge in "World Leader Pretend" is exquisite.
OMFG WHAT? NO!
Sucks the energy right out of you
Rumors alone affected Washington's cherry harvest this year. www.kuow.org/stories/a-pe...
Fireball Printing, a print shop I like, based out of Philly is offering a good deal for printing posters: fireballprinting.com/shop/printin... - 50 posters for $20 and 100 for $40.
I saw someone in the comments saying you don't need a license for those. I don't know if that's true, but it sure would explain things.
Some cats seem to think earwax is a delicacy.
I need my guts to start behaving so I can get a few things done today. At the very least, I must buy cat food.
I went to the Dalí Theatre-Museum in Figueres, Spain, many years ago and it was incredible.
It's strange, isn't it? I was really into pop music as a kid, but I can't get into most of it now. I still hear a lot of new music that I like on KEXP's daytime shows, though.
Maybe? I'm not sure how many of the kids who were out early in the contest would've wanted their own dictionary (as opposed to using the family dictionary). I sucked at sports. Giving me a basketball for losing a free throw contest would've been a waste of a basketball.
I've never eaten there. I'll have to try it sometime.
I don't want to be inside those people's heads, but I do sometimes wonder if they think they're protecting them somehow. Which 🤦♀️🤷♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️
That's such a great idea! And like you said, you always eventually mail them.
0 for me as well. I'm not great with maps, but my dad is a map reader and drawer, so I learned at an early age.
Yes! Postcards are the best!
I won my own dictionary in the fourth grade spelling bee! (And I still have it.) I've been a word nerd all my life.
I hope you're being kind to yourself today. ❤️❤️❤️
“Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House” is the opening line to a Frank O’Hara poem, I’m certain of it.
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Ah, thank you. I was very confused.
going donald duck mode for 24 hours in honor of labor day. sailor shirt only. i will strut around and cuss out a dog and get so mad i hop up and down and smoke comes out of my ears. i will sit on a towel as well for hygiene
Stop!
Now, that I can relate to.
Wait. Are women supposed to feel the need to pee in their stomach?
Mine was rendezvous.
I needed a project that did not involve social time or writing, so I made one. It’s not “done” done (that upturned pot will not be staying, and I haven’t finished my decorations yet), but it *works* and the birds are loving it 👍
It's beautiful!!
My sister has a dehydrator; I should look into doing this.
Weirdo 😄
When Luigi Mangione Came to Our Prison
I'm in Washington. When I tried to make an appointment online at Walgreens, it said I'd need a prescription. Then I did some googling and found an article with a list of states requiring it. I don't think I'll have trouble getting the prescription, but I need to bug my electeds about fixing that.
I will eventually eat the croutons, even though they're mediocre croutons.
People are living in tents on the sidewalk, Bruce.
The article points out so many issues, but this was the first thing I got to that made me see red: "...bringing in tenants who could never pay a higher rent could lock them into a longer-term financial problem." The mentality that the line in the chart always has to go up is MBA brain shit.
Based on what I've seen the past few weeks this year's spider season is going to be a lot.
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I'm going to be on with @velshi.com at 11 to talk about my article on the small acts of noncompliance that we can take against our dispicable government. I guess Summer is over. www.thenation.com/article/acti...
Happy birthday, @piegoblin.bsky.social!!!
Eve doesn't do the thrashy tail thing, but she often obviously enjoys sitting near me.
I napped a lot and now I'm eating pizza, so I can't complain.
Driving by the string of inexpensive motels in Wenatchee and seeing one with a bunch of mattresses out front—clearly not new ones being delivered—and so glad I was with my parents, who were paying for us to stay at the Hilton at double the cost.
Now that's an impressive smorgasbord of euphemisms
Be careful!
Hurrah, I get smörgåstårta this weekend! And @graphxgrrl.bsky.social is a fantastic cook!
me: him being out of the public eye for two days and not even golfing on the holiday weekend really is pretty unusual @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social: maybe loomer got a tongue ring
I’m only knowledgeable in plants that eat things
Look, all I'm saying is I'm willing to give it a try.
Maybe if we all get cakes and blow out the candles
MITTENS
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
The Reptile Zoo in Monroe had a BBQ joint next door.
sorry to post reddit but I’ve laughing at this for 5 business days
He may be here for intelligent discussion, but I'm sure as hell not.
She already has the perfect jacket to wear to the ceremony though.
I don't watch that much YouTube, so it was a shock. Like, really? This is what we're doing? Fucking creepy.
Sending positive thoughts for them to return quickly and none the worse for wear.
"Good evening, Mr. Bond."
I just saw a YouTube commercial with Kristi Noem snarkily threatening undocumented immigrants. I continue to look forward to her trial for human rights abuses.
I should get a bottle of champagne—or at least some really good sparkling wine—to have on hand for when the eventual occurs.
Who are you talking to?
I shared this with a friend and she's going to start doing it.
If anyone wants to get their head around the actual experience of navigating the world as a trans woman, rather than reading all the lurid slurs against trans people, try this thread.
Lawn Dart Sample [NUMBER REDACTED] has completed its six-year mission at the Smithsonian Museum of American History. These recalled darts are a sample that we maintain at CPSC and were loaned to the Smithsonian Spark!Lab as part of an educational program.
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Finally getting the level of adoration he deserves.
Yikes. Just unfollowed. That's an interesting take coming from someone who lives in a red state.
Hell no
Oh, trust me.
DO IT
lol same here
70s music, man
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Maddening shit
Dad burrowing owl singing the song of his people and taking a bow. 🪶
lol all of it
Pharmacists are licensed, and insurers are regulated, by the states. Blue states need to defy the FDA (and likely the CDC) and require pharmacists to administer COVID vaccines to all who want it, and require insurers to cover the costs. Alternatively, free public vaccination clinics.
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Offering 3 resources for people seeking ideas for what they might do in this moment: 1. We made a short workbook to help people narrow down or discover their areas of interest and focus. It's been downloaded thousands of times. Hope it's useful to you: millionexperiments.com/zines/making...
Beach body tips: eat bug
I'm sad for you but thrilled for handsome floofy tailed man!
No, I am not going to turn the windshield wiper into a carnival ride for them. 🪶
As a medical chaplain and someone with theological training i hate this shit. It's evil and harmful theology. 🤬🤬
I used to work in assisted living, and there were cliques and regular drama. My mom has noticed the same at her friends' AL facilities. The dining room situation alone is a minefield. Makes sense since it's lots of people cooped up together. Here's hoping I don't live that long! 🥂
@governorferguson.bsky.social @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov @jayapal.house.gov This is unacceptable. What is your plan?
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"Inclusive culture" = filling your inbox with spam
There was a reply all saga to a piece of spam in one of the email boxes I monitor that went on for about six months. My favorite response was the insurance agent who came thisclose to threatening the sender. His email signature included "Excellent service is my goal! Leave me a review [link]!"
Ruin any book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title: Tom Clancy's The Gift of Fear
Yes. In the most recent round of layoffs, I had to push myself do the right things rather than bury my head in the sand. Though I do recognize that at least I still have a job! I'm grateful that all my now-former co-workers were cool between the announcement and their last day.
She's rightfully pissed off, but for God's sake, do the bare minimum and collect your paycheck—and possibly severance if you don't find another job right away. Don't tell your boss you're "ready to burn down every bridge on [your] way out."
The Food and Drug Administration on Wednesday approved updated Covid vaccines for the fall season that limit who can get the shots, the federal government’s most restrictive policy since the vaccines became available. Story by @by-cjewett.bsky.social and Jacey Fortin. Gift link: nyti.ms/3Hz1WhX
Argh!!!
Imagine an opposition party that could produce daily downloadable info sheets for dissemination that helped people understand who is to blame for their problems.
LOOK AT THIS FUCKEN KITTY
I humbly request you worship her on my behalf when she is ready for further affection.