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Frank Henninger

@frank687.bsky.social

Aka Osiris687@dataplatform.social and OsirisDBA at the bird

created August 12, 2023

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And...

15/9/2025, 9:13:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Weiss (@aweiss.bsky.social) reposted

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Governor Polis Orders Flags to Half-Staff to Honor the Anniversary of September 11th and the Passing of Charlie Kirk
11/9/2025, 2:23:25 AM | 32691 9503 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that's a public access lawsuit waiting to happen

10/9/2025, 5:44:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Referring to any group as "chat"

10/9/2025, 4:11:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

They eventually set up a troupe of extras and guests that they took casts of so they could play many distinct aliens. Simplified the process.

6/9/2025, 7:10:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

And shortly, that burrito will have conquered your bowels

4/9/2025, 6:43:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

@muellershewrote.com in case you missed this one.

3/9/2025, 8:09:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

😂

3/9/2025, 12:45:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

And once there the bus services to actually get where you want to go are pretty sketchy. 2/2

1/9/2025, 12:13:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in central IL. There's a triangle of cities that the rural areas all commute to for work and recreation. There's even rail track. Perfect for an hourly service UK style. But the rail isn't certified for passengers, the freight companies that own the rail would never allow it. 1/2

1/9/2025, 12:13:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stand With Chicago Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

/11 In short, fuck these fascist shitbirds, fuck you if you voted for them, fuck you if you apologize for or countenance them.

25/8/2025, 4:05:10 PM | 1570 290 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Yang (@originalsp.in) reposted

The ICETrump Korean Hunters continue their courageous crackdown on immigrant classical musicians, engineers and researchers who are threatening the American way of life by existing and breathing

24/8/2025, 2:52:58 PM | 531 211 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bluesky (@bsky.app) reposted

Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.

22/8/2025, 7:54:29 PM | 57128 14384 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

So my company is standardized on Macs. I love my m2 laptop. But as a SQL server DBA there are things I miss. But today I managed to get Plan Explorer running via wine! The key was to install dotnet48 via winetricks. Yay know for the many SQL dba's on macos out there.

20/8/2025, 10:31:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as you what I'm the same voltage you can find adapters between brands

18/8/2025, 11:46:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

While masked agents were violently attacking a delivery worker this morning, bystanders repeatedly asked to see their badge numbers but they refused. Bystander: You guys are ruining this country, you know that, right? Agent: Liberals already ruined it.

16/8/2025, 3:56:10 PM | 8219 3344 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

and if they’re doing it to Jessie, they’re also doing it to trans people we’re never hearing about, people with smaller followings and no recourse this is a chilling precedent. @moderation.bsky.app is punishing marginalized people for naming the harm done TO THEM and calling that hateful speech

16/8/2025, 10:53:40 PM | 204 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I ran into that matching up uuids. One system lowercased them, the other uppercased.

6/8/2025, 10:41:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Longwell (@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re an immigrant with legal status who’s committed 0 crimes you can be sent to a torture prison where you’ll be raped and dehumanized. If you’re old pals with Trump and ran a pedophile ring you get sent to a cushy minimum security prison despite being ineligible because you’re a sex offender.

3/8/2025, 1:51:23 PM | 3114 1133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

❤️❤️❤️

31/7/2025, 7:33:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Washington Emergency Management Division (@emd.wa.gov) reposted

When the ground starts shaking, don’t panic like a CEO caught on the kiss cam. 👀 Take protective actions your HR director would approve of: Drop, Cover & Hold On. Unlike ducking out of frame at Coldplay, these steps actually protect you from harm—whether it’s falling debris or falling reputations.

24/7/2025, 6:12:25 PM | 320 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

"Dunston to Sandberg to Grace" was a huge part of my childhood. Fly high Ryno

29/7/2025, 4:11:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

Oh I have been waiting on this one.

26/7/2025, 4:08:47 PM | 8969 2551 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

This will be huge.

25/7/2025, 9:06:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I think of them as the auditors of reality, Pratchett style

23/7/2025, 10:25:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh 19. Guess i have some new life goals.

22/7/2025, 8:59:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, Time to rewatch the excellent series #Jeremiah from straczynski.bsky.social in his honor

21/7/2025, 5:16:53 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

WHAT YOU MEAN THROW HIM A DONUT?? DON'T YOU SEE HOW POLITE HE IS??!

14/7/2025, 1:11:46 PM | 19020 3413 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

I am so glad to see this come back.

8/7/2025, 10:08:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

After the events of today, hearing America by Neil Diamond hits so hard.

4/7/2025, 2:47:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.

28/6/2025, 2:15:10 AM | 31996 13589 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

This film was a flop at the box office. So I say it counts.

27/6/2025, 1:25:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Clip from Shawshank redemption with Andy saying
27/6/2025, 1:21:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ms Rachel (@msrachelforlittles.bsky.social) reposted

This is my friend, Rahaf, from Gaza. She is 3. She is a double amputee from an airstrike. She has my whole heart. ❤️

26/6/2025, 12:03:14 PM | 486 106 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Ms. Rachel, you are an amazing person. Thank you for all you have done.

26/6/2025, 12:34:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shawn Harris (@shawnforcongress.bsky.social) reposted

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can spread the word?

25/6/2025, 3:29:21 AM | 1979 926 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome!

18/6/2025, 10:34:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

And Mason County in Illinois which for some weird reason is mostly sand. There are even sand dunes in a nearby state park. I remember fixing so many flat bike tires when I was a kid due to these things.

18/6/2025, 5:39:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇺🇸Boston Brian🇺🇦 (@bostonbrian.com) reposted

AMEN!✊🏼🙌🏻

18/6/2025, 2:36:15 PM | 68 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

Very well said

17/6/2025, 12:19:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't this mean the state legislature is no longer tied and gop will take control until elections?

14/6/2025, 6:11:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

It gets better after the Byron arc is completed

14/6/2025, 12:19:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you just break cloudflare and aws? 😂

12/6/2025, 6:46:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

So the most memorable one of these was a SAN failure that took down a whole datacenter running the DB2 LUW instances for our warehouse. My on-call phone had literally NEVER rung so I hadnt bothered finding coverage while my wife and I planned a weekend getaway to scout wedding locations.... opps

12/6/2025, 5:24:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Ouch, this long of an outage with multiple issues just screams SAN issues to me. And it's always at the worst time.

12/6/2025, 5:04:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I like the ACLU's filing which asks the question of who would file a bar complaint given that the person has been executed and is this unable to do so.

10/6/2025, 7:44:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

welcome back. missed your commentary

9/6/2025, 6:08:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Similarities between ICE & the Gestapo

2/6/2025, 3:17:05 AM | 8675 4173 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Woah, this is awesome. And speechless is the best of the live action Disney additions

26/5/2025, 2:37:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't want to grow up! I'm a Toys'R'Us kid!

23/5/2025, 2:26:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I live around Peoria and usually take the train up for a quick office trip. I'll catch the Lincoln Service from Normal. But due to schedules I've taken the Carl Sandburg from Princeton. And if I have to be there at 8am and cannot come up the night before. 2 hour drive to Joliet and catch the metra

16/5/2025, 9:10:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I've probably rode that train

16/5/2025, 9:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/5/2025, 8:30:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nikki / Nikon ➡️ MFF25 (@nik.dog) reposted

This is most Menards thing I’ve ever seen

Tv screen at Menards: Congratulations to the new Pope - likely the first to Save BIG Money. at MENARDS
13/5/2025, 6:47:29 PM | 4124 1147 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone got a copy of the later order about the ankle monitor?

12/5/2025, 12:07:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely the metal Jesus effect

11/5/2025, 8:52:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social)

Read this, the whole thread... Well worth it

10/5/2025, 11:00:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted

For a Chicago pope, the smoke turns white and the river turns green

8/5/2025, 5:23:21 PM | 410 49 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Please let there be 6,660 troops

2/5/2025, 2:13:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Paging @standupmaths.bsky.social

2/5/2025, 1:38:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Daily Beans Podcast (@dailybeanspod.com) reposted

"A Ukrainian journalist was tortured, killed and had her organs removed before her body was returned by her Russian captors, according to a newly released report by media organizations into her death."

30/4/2025, 1:43:08 PM | 96 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I was originally supposed to come up and ride the metra from Joliet yesterday. I live in the Peoria area and was supposed to be in the Chicago office at 8. Thankful that got cancelled.

17/4/2025, 1:03:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Metra union station?

17/4/2025, 12:59:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

The plot ends around ep 12 then It back to excellent b5

14/4/2025, 12:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

ICE isn't "deporting" immigrants, it is kidnapping them. DOGE isn't "fixing" the government, it is dismantling it. Trump isn't "helping" Americans, he is retaliating against them. Pam Bondi isn't "upholding" the Constitution, she is ignoring it.

8/4/2025, 4:42:27 PM | 9318 3394 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Xennials have constantly been getting screwed by Republicans crashing the economy ever since birth

7/4/2025, 1:43:18 AM | 34 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

She was a stunt person on tng. You can see her a lot

6/4/2025, 11:31:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Every packet that crosses an international border shall have 25% tariff applied with a minimum rate of $0.00025 paid directly to my venmo

3/4/2025, 12:36:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

image
31/3/2025, 8:05:45 PM | 26741 16732 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss the semantic web

30/3/2025, 10:40:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not "telling", you're yelling and demanding right now. And if you feel so strongly then start including @alt-text.bsky.social in your replies so that the problem gets fixed.

28/3/2025, 6:41:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I do think all images should have alt text and if @bsky.app wanted to integrate a server to generate a text description on any images that dont have one, I wouldnt object. I believe there's a bot who can do this already.

28/3/2025, 6:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

@imlunahey.com You've gone from asking to demanding obediance. While everyone should use alt text, I object to the forcefulness you're using. And honestly, there are a certain number of people who would just not use @bsky.app if alt text was required since they'd see it as a hassle.

28/3/2025, 6:36:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Sharing the database isn't a huge deal as long as the data doesnt cross boundaries. Place them in distinct schemas and you essentially have isolation.

28/3/2025, 6:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

And this is why block is your friend

28/3/2025, 4:40:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh they wouldn't be allowed to become a state or be citizens. Think American Samoa not Alaska

28/3/2025, 12:43:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

A photo of the good ship Starbug from the British TV show Red Dwarf
24/3/2025, 4:19:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eureka

11/3/2025, 5:09:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Babylon 5 Farscape Jericho Jeremiah The Ark Beacon 23 To start

11/3/2025, 5:08:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disgusting

6/3/2025, 1:01:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How much of an entitled jerk can you possibly be?

27/2/2025, 12:18:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sue for taking off they own it

4/2/2025, 12:57:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While Trump is absolutely terrible. I think the guy who invented leaded gas was the most damaging.

20/1/2025, 2:11:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Selene

2/1/2025, 1:12:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Mayor Pete or AOC then

28/12/2024, 8:17:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Air is a fluid. Just like water.

28/12/2024, 8:16:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Fucking Story

26/12/2024, 11:46:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Hell

26/12/2024, 11:45:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doctor who

25/12/2024, 7:15:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Babylon 5 Doctor who Farscape

22/12/2024, 12:24:48 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't mind if they drop a sample episode. But don't drop more than one

3/12/2024, 2:05:20 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/11/2024, 5:37:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uwe Ricken (@sqlbambi.bsky.social) reposted

Database don't need Foreign Key constraint; the application is taking care of it. Standard arguments are: - to slow - limit my handling of data I took the time to run a few tests with and without Foreign Key Constraints. Surprising results... www.db-berater.de/2024/11/use-... #sqlfamily #sqlserver

25/11/2024, 11:54:58 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Babylon 5 is the best but Nikita wasn't bad

26/11/2024, 10:27:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could be worse. Could be a toot

16/11/2024, 2:17:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Bobiverse is great.

16/11/2024, 12:53:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Frank Henninger (@frank687.bsky.social) reply parent

Any issues when configuring? I've always used full desktop on ssrs installs

14/11/2024, 3:32:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's lots of opportunities to punch Nazis these days

13/11/2024, 2:37:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Folks: we hate doing these posts, but now is the time to rebuild our pro-democracy community right here on BlueSky. No more leaving our future in the hands of Elon Musk. If you are able, please follow, repost this, and let your followers know we are here. Let's do this!

10/11/2024, 9:17:26 PM | 11230 6639 | View on Bluesky | view