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Ed Walker @edwalker.bsky.social

What's a good short phrase for John Roberts and the 5 reactionaries on SCOTUS? I tried John Roberts and the Fash Five, thinking fash was a good way to shorten fascist, but turns out it doesn't mean fascist. John Roberts and the Reactionaries seems too long. Thoughts?

jul 23, 2025, 10:24 pm • 85 7

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Alex Jenkins @alexjamesjenkins.bsky.social

Roberts’ Regressives?

jul 23, 2025, 10:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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EsmeWrites @esmewrites.bsky.social

#DirtySCOTUS has been my go to... might not single out the five enough but 🤷‍♀️ Brown-Shirt5 mebbe

jul 23, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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sadregion.bsky.social @sadregion.bsky.social

Taney and the New Christian Minstrels.

jul 24, 2025, 1:14 am • 2 0 • view
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el-maverick.bsky.social @el-maverick.bsky.social

Supreme ayatollahs?

jul 23, 2025, 11:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Publius Maximus @publiusmaximus.bsky.social

The illegitimate 6. JR and the illegitimates.

jul 23, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Satire only no truth to what i say @memymine123.bsky.social

Just facsist is fine and as soon as we become full authoritarian dumpty wont need the scotus so they better watchout

jul 23, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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juliaflyte.bsky.social @juliaflyte.bsky.social

The Seche Scheibe. The six shits. In German…

jul 23, 2025, 10:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Maggie Sheehan @5thkid.bsky.social

1) The Six Supreme Traitors. 2) The Carefully Manufactured Six-Traitor Majority (to paraphrase Esquire Politics blogger Charles P. Pierce).

jul 23, 2025, 10:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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AllCaps-22 @allcaps-22.bsky.social

Traitors?

jul 23, 2025, 10:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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Stankvicious @stankvicious.bsky.social

"The Federalist Society Judges" They belong to a judicial cult that groomed them for this role.

jul 23, 2025, 10:35 pm • 6 0 • view
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Doremi Fasolatido @h3d1.bsky.social

cunts
jul 23, 2025, 11:44 pm • 4 0 • view
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loganmccarty.bsky.social @loganmccarty.bsky.social

Roberts und die Fünf

jul 23, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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bejugo.bsky.social @bejugo.bsky.social

Just change fash to fashy: John Roberts & the Fashy Five

jul 23, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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🕊️ ꗟ𝕦𝕤𝕖 ☮️ @bohemiangirl6.bsky.social

The Sociopathic Six

jul 24, 2025, 6:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Eggman @iamzeeeggman.bsky.social

Roberts' Rulers of Disorder

jul 23, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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kidgoldy.bsky.social @kidgoldy.bsky.social

Roberts & The Runaways

jul 24, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
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ogionthesilent.bsky.social @ogionthesilent.bsky.social

John Roberts and the Five Templars of Tyranny

jul 23, 2025, 11:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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Les Vegetables🌲 @toablarone.bsky.social

How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale 6?

jul 23, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tad Askew @jack0renstein.bsky.social

The Aristocrats

jul 23, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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ByeByeToX @byebyetox.bsky.social

Roberts' Ghouls

jul 23, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rhon🌻✌️☮️ @hollyhockcottage.bsky.social

crypt digger six

jul 23, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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shamroxie25.bsky.social @shamroxie25.bsky.social

John and the Jackboots

jul 24, 2025, 5:07 am • 2 0 • view
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xpostfactoid @xpostfactoid.bsky.social

Is alliteration required? The MAGA Court sounds kind of official...

jul 23, 2025, 10:26 pm • 6 0 • view
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Wolfenred @wolfenred.bsky.social

Retcon Six. The Regressive 6? Kinda sounds like a band.

jul 23, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael Bersin @michaelbersin.bsky.social

Assholes.

jul 23, 2025, 10:25 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ted R @schleyman4.bsky.social

Roberts’s Revanchists

jul 23, 2025, 10:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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Ed Walker @edwalker.bsky.social

I thought about this, but revanchist is not a common word. It does seem apt.

jul 24, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Ted R @schleyman4.bsky.social

There’s an argument to make it common…

jul 24, 2025, 1:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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MoonBbeaver @peacehopeanddubs.bsky.social

I learned a new word - thank you! Very apt.

jul 23, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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adventuresin44.bsky.social @adventuresin44.bsky.social

J Rob and the Fascist Five

jul 23, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mary @maryhruth.bsky.social

JR Did It Court

jul 23, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Paulj2 @paulj2.bsky.social

“FUCKING JOHN ROBERTS SUCKS ASS”

jul 24, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Cousin B @cousinb.bsky.social

I not-so-lovingly call them the 'FedSoc6'.

jul 24, 2025, 3:40 am • 0 0 • view
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Lazlo Toth @popeye2.bsky.social

The deplorable six

jul 23, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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wallawalter.bsky.social @wallawalter.bsky.social

Jo Ro and the Sellouts

jul 24, 2025, 12:02 am • 2 0 • view
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wallawalter.bsky.social @wallawalter.bsky.social

SCROTUS: Supreme Court Republicans Of The United States

jul 23, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Immune to Boredom @immunetoboredom.bsky.social

Johnny and the Jerkoffs.

jul 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Clifton @cliftonh.bsky.social

Robbie’s rebels. The cover art is always in butternut.

jul 23, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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born-to-lurk.bsky.social @born-to-lurk.bsky.social

The John and his whores?

jul 23, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mr. H @mrh74.bsky.social

JR & The Traitors

jul 23, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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brian pillion @anaphoristand.bsky.social

The Roberts Klan

jul 24, 2025, 3:02 am • 2 0 • view
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Diogenes of Snarkadia @diogeneslamp.bsky.social

Partisan Strike Force

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Jeremy @jabooby.bsky.social

Cinco de Nazi

jul 23, 2025, 10:27 pm • 22 0 • view
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1836republic.bsky.social @1836republic.bsky.social

Roberts & the Trump Cards

jul 24, 2025, 12:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Don Carr @doncarr.bsky.social

slaughterhouse five

jul 23, 2025, 10:25 pm • 32 0 • view
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Vols73 @vols73.bsky.social

More Cowbell

jul 24, 2025, 12:57 am • 2 0 • view
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Ross Hancock @rosshancock.bsky.social

Roberts and His Constitutional Bobbits.

jul 24, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Michael B @parkeffects.bsky.social

Roberts and the Quisling Clerics (“cowardly clerics”?)… too wordy but it needs to be pejorative. “Fascist Five” is good but too many are fine with fascism.

jul 23, 2025, 10:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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therialdeal.bsky.social @therialdeal.bsky.social

The Supreme Six-ophants.

jul 23, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social

Um, fash definitely means fascist?

jul 23, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ed Walker @edwalker.bsky.social

I checked but didn't see it. I'd appreciate a link.

jul 24, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Beth Morgan @bethmorgan.bsky.social

dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionar...

jul 24, 2025, 4:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ed Walker @edwalker.bsky.social

Thank you!

jul 24, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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simianinsight.bsky.social @simianinsight.bsky.social

Radical Right Roberts Court

jul 24, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
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westvillagecrank.bsky.social @westvillagecrank.bsky.social

Death Squad?

jul 23, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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mnbeamj.bsky.social @mnbeamj.bsky.social

Roberts Robots 5

jul 24, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
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Nihilist Life Coach @brixnstixnpux.bsky.social

Johnny Robs and the Kingmakers

jul 24, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Informema @informema.bsky.social

- John Roberts and Tycoon 5 - John Roberts and the Conniving Five - John Roberts and the Counter-Enlightenment - John Roberts and the Graybacks

jul 23, 2025, 11:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mike @poppyspop.bsky.social

The ass lick 6?

jul 24, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
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NYC Prosecutor @fmrprosecutor.bsky.social

John Roberts and the Evildoers John Roberts and the woman-haters John Roberts and the Alito Choir John Roberts and the pentocracy John Roberts and his lemmings

jul 23, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wes Chadwick @byomission.bsky.social

John Roberts and the God Bless 'Em

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drkmmd.bsky.social @drkmmd.bsky.social

John Roberts and the Arse kissers

jul 25, 2025, 5:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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nootka @nootka.bsky.social

Roberts & the 5 JINO (justices in name only)

jul 24, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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markwpowers.bsky.social @markwpowers.bsky.social

The Illegits

jul 23, 2025, 10:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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La Pionera ✊🏽 @punchcolor.bsky.social

Circle of Jerks

jul 23, 2025, 10:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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RITE @returnittoearth.bsky.social

JoRo5

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I. M. Onaroll @mikeashton.bsky.social

JR and the Fascist 5

jul 24, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Ted Hoffman's Actuarials @tedhoffman.bsky.social

Seditious Six Longer, but still usable: JR and the Felonious Cronies

jul 23, 2025, 10:31 pm • 10 0 • view
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emoraccoon.bsky.social @emoraccoon.bsky.social

Don't you mean "Sedatious" Six? (As per FOTUS.)

jul 24, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Genesee @geneseedreams.bsky.social

The Supine Court?

jul 24, 2025, 12:20 am • 4 0 • view
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Jeff Whaley @smalltownidiot.bsky.social

Oh, THE Supreme Cunts.

jul 24, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeff Whaley @smalltownidiot.bsky.social

A bunch of cunts.

jul 24, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Rich Fox @richfoxexists.bsky.social

The Supreme Joke.

jul 23, 2025, 10:25 pm • 6 0 • view
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Marsha8of9 @marsha8of9.bsky.social

John and drunkards

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Nancy @plaintanjane.bsky.social

John Roberts and the Despotic Five John Roberts and his Highhanded Supremes

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Frank Henninger @frank687.bsky.social

I think of them as the auditors of reality, Pratchett style

jul 23, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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haveyouanywool.bsky.social @haveyouanywool.bsky.social

Roberts and the Imposters

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Ω Unfinished Kirk (he/him) @kirklins.bsky.social

I have heard and like: The Seditious Six.

jul 24, 2025, 1:55 am • 2 0 • view
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rpa14.bsky.social @rpa14.bsky.social

Roberts & His Radicals

jul 23, 2025, 10:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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xraybitt.bsky.social @xraybitt.bsky.social

John Roberts and the WayBacks

jul 23, 2025, 10:29 pm • 11 0 • view
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Hellscape Navigator @hellscapenavigator.bsky.social

Sinister Six

jul 23, 2025, 10:26 pm • 10 0 • view
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treeesq.bsky.social @treeesq.bsky.social

Why not just the "six fascist justices?"

jul 23, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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castrelly21.bsky.social @castrelly21.bsky.social

Roberts and the Flashy Fascists

jul 23, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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piglet42 @piglet42.bsky.social

The fascist Junta masquerading as a Supreme court Too long? The fascist Scotus Junta

jul 24, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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The_Nose_knows @caliwash83.bsky.social

Roberts crime family

jul 24, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
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cdrich.bsky.social @cdrich.bsky.social

The Epstein 5? Hmmmmm. Are they in the Epstein files? Is that why they are making hideous unconstitutional rulings?

jul 23, 2025, 11:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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dissent13.bsky.social @dissent13.bsky.social

Roberts’ Court. Not flashy, just true. May he be shackled to every bad decision for all eternity

jul 23, 2025, 10:29 pm • 8 0 • view
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social

the High Elders

jul 23, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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mrharrisplutocrat.bsky.social @mrharrisplutocrat.bsky.social

Maybe something linking the court to its historical roots? John Roberts Korematsu Truthers. Or the Dred Scott Diehards.

jul 24, 2025, 3:08 am • 2 0 • view
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KC Momkin @kc-momkin.bsky.social

Roberts & the Hypocrites (The Hippos for short).

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slinkylink.bsky.social @slinkylink.bsky.social

The Sieg Heil Six

jul 23, 2025, 11:04 pm • 5 0 • view
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Erin @riverdancer.bsky.social

The False Consensus Effect by Six.

jul 23, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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tonydecorso.bsky.social @tonydecorso.bsky.social

Deep Six

jul 23, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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john1paul2jones3.bsky.social @john1paul2jones3.bsky.social

Roberts and the Steamrollers

jul 24, 2025, 4:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Gotta Story @gottastory.bsky.social

FUCTUS

jul 23, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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gregor (tax billionaires, ride bikes) fallis @gregfallis.com

J-Rob and the Empty Robe Five.

jul 23, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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DaveManynumbers @davemanynumbers.bsky.social

The Constitutional Aristocrats!

jul 24, 2025, 12:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Jesse Rudner @sayless.bsky.social

Nickelback

jul 23, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill Sheehan @marsisblu.bsky.social

The six stooges works for me

jul 24, 2025, 12:01 am • 8 1 • view
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arussellgerber.bsky.social @arussellgerber.bsky.social

Roberts and the Shadow Dockettes

jul 23, 2025, 11:21 pm • 8 0 • view
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kronos99.bsky.social @kronos99.bsky.social

John and the Jihadis?

jul 23, 2025, 10:48 pm • 2 0 • view
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ThereItGoes @thereitgoes.bsky.social

The court of exception. The king's bench. Roberts' Confederacy. A confederacy of justices. Roberts' band of tories The monarch's court (crossing out people's). Roberts' arsonists. The Schmittian 6. Up Schmitt's court.

jul 24, 2025, 2:38 am • 3 1 • view
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HalfTank @halftank.bsky.social

Six Fucking Dumbasses has a nice ring to it.

jul 23, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ali🌈 @stryker1313.bsky.social

How about John Roberts and The Reichsgericht

jul 24, 2025, 12:10 am • 3 0 • view
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Stacey T Henning @readerstacey.bsky.social

Supremely bought and paid for court.

jul 23, 2025, 10:31 pm • 4 0 • view