I heard the speech just screamed “cognitive decline” and “25th amendment “
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I heard the speech just screamed “cognitive decline” and “25th amendment “
I block or mute people without remorse if they seem like a lot, and I don’t make a big production about it _usually _. But wow … this is a bio and a half
Frankenstein is my favorite story about what can go wrong when you try to make friends.
Yeah so we’re farming these new animals called nutrigores (awesome name lol). They taste pretty bad and are bad for you and each one drinks 300 gallons of water a day lol. So basically, how are you incorporating nutrigores into your dietflow? Keep in mind that sometimes a guy will want to date one
This is true but the inequality starts before the kids show up at school, and continues every time they leave our halls.
all American schools should ban phone use during class hours, but we CAN compromise by bringing back Internet-connected computer labs where the nerd kids can retreat to look at fanfic during lunch
Man I couldn’t find the right sized brass screw and now I’ll have to go buy a new one and that really frosts me
Look _behind_ the cubby drawers. Do you know my wife had the audacity the other day to suggest that I had _enough_ random nails and screws in the garage?
They’re jants not can’ts!
now is the pepto-bismol of our discontent
(Me, relaxing on the couch) My cat: hi i'm here to walk on your nuts
Post a meme you made: (An older one but it checks out)
The “I know a guy” ethos is still strong in the Hispanic community, but all the ‘guys’ are cousins.
When I was a middle school teacher and having a rough day I’d pick a someone, call their parents, and say nice things about their kid.
They figured out how to shave in 1953, any features added since then is pure grift
Where’s the profit in having a functioning society?
My kids at school only interact with a handful of male teachers and they consistently get our names mixed up. I’ve been telling them that Mr. [whatever name they say] is my twin brother. I’ve got some of them convinced I have 3-4 twin brothers of all races and body types
One of my kids guessed I was 29 yesterday 😅
I love a gas station mini-restaurant
Hard same.
Ack! The professional term is ‘mom’! That acknowledges your role while admitting there are so many freaking people involved I cannot reliably track who I am talking to
This happens sometimes
Having your pay spread out doesn’t mean you’re getting paid for those hours, in the same way that getting a weekly paycheck means you’re getting paid for the weekend in a typical 9-5.
Also 2 hours of paid planning time?! Where is this land of milk and honey where these teachers are working? I’m a lot more efficient now, but my first few years I reliably worked 50+ hours per week.
Teacher pay also varies wildly based on the state and district. Is my job terrible? No, I have a pretty decent admin and my kids are sweethearts. Will I be leaving the profession for financial reasons after this year? All signs point to yes. And that sucks.
Sounds like you’re in the wrong profession, friend. You need to get on easy street with us teachers. I’m not complaining about not getting paid for time I’m not working. I’m clarifying that I’m not getting paid for it.
Hey bro it’s not a vacation if you’re not getting paid. It’s an annual furlough. During which the unofficial professional expectation is that you do at least some unpaid work prepping for the next year.
Beats hanging out with adults
That’s a wild choice
As a teacher, that is an excellent learning task. You engaged with the material, exercised creativity, and used non-linear thinking to solve problems. It’s totally fine not to still have much ado memorized!
I think you painted it all
What would you do for a …
Omg a dad dropped of a new kindergartener today in a class I was covering. Big tough Hispanic construction worker type. Did not want to leave his baby. The secretary kept saying, ‘all right, we ready?’ And he was just like, ‘no? I’m not ready? Is not ready an option?’ So sweet.
They’re charging a dollar per dang egg and can’t afford to hire any cashiers or baggers?
Mo and long story short on Netflix are both really good.
Pedophiles who are democrats should not be protected in any way. But I’m willing to bet all those that are republicans are not going to be touched at all by this justice dept. it’s going to be used as a weapon to consolidate republican power.
You wanna no what’s gonna happen with the Epstein files? For the next couple-three years they’re going to investigate every democrat who is even tangentially linked to that pos and will not touch a single republican, no matter how dirty.
“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.
But I can’t because I don’t want to miss my kids at school 😕
Man I need to call in sick one day this week and spend it making some chicken & dumplings, maybe some friggin’ pie, clean the hell out of the house. Just get domestic as hell up in here
Give anybody enough money and they’ll start to suck out loud
TEACHER: what is one half of 8 ME: 3 TEACHER: no ME: Ԑ TEACHER: what no ME: o TEACHER: *quits*
This week I was chatting with a new 1st grader and suddenly he paused and looked confused. “Why did your mom decide to call you Mr. Frank?” *my surname is not really Frank, I’m not in the internet trying to be perceived
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
Everyone can interact but it’s fine if they don’t
i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good
Atlanta: Could have had a walkable infrastructure but noooooo we had to go and piss off sherman (This is posted here because I almost sent it to a real person i don’t really know like that)
Biscuits ain’t never gonna be the same
can’t. i’m listening to the la bamba movie soundtrack.
Puppetry museum!?!
Dang. Now my hats on the floor. Lemme pick that up real slow *full lizard ass*
Old dudes don’t wanna fight, they wanna kill
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
Statistically, you’re more likely to be injured by a cow than a shark. Which is why we have removed all cows from the aquarium.
I’m married though so me and the missus just call it together out all synchronized like a Greek chorus
Got my lines written on my wrist in sharpie
you tellin me a radio activated these shrimp
there is nothing to fear but fear itself except those tanks rolling through big cities and the militarized police hunting you for sport but mostly fear
My cats keep kicking me out of the litter box
I obviously don't know what I'm doing, or why I'm doing it, or even what planet I'm on, but if you'd like to preorder our book I can guarantee we are very age-appropriate.
Getting caught in the rain is so cool. A minute ago this water was a mile up in the air. now it’s in my butt crack
YOLO solo yodel now that’s what I’m thinking about
Solo yodel on the highway to hell
Saw someone on the fasa forum wishing they had more published monsters that are nicely balanced. I don’t want balanced monsters, I want monsters that are weird and traumatizing
You spotted him, must not have been v good camo
It is your party
ACAAOS (all cops are afraid of subs)
Idaknow why
Bounce a wooden nickel off that thing
*struggling mightily* “The right bear a manly sauce shall not be abridged!”
Sisyphus prolly got an amazing ass
You know what I look like.
See this kind of thing is why I cease to exist when I log off of blue sky dot com
*swaggers in packing a Manwich*
If you have an open carry license for a firearm you can hold a spicy meatball sammy no questions asked
This is why I don’t like things
Our security guards love Subway.
If life gives you lemons, you have been elemonaded
First they came for trans folk, then ladies who aren’t super femme, then ladies who aren’t conventionally attractive, then ladies who won’t agree to be molested in public.
I can barely fit one car into my plastic grocery bags
Breaking: Americans indignantly refuse to disable giant steampunk bellows blowing dry hot air into Canada; complain about ensuing poor air quality
Good morning Bluesky !
Deep fried and driving badly
What’s your problem with western civilization, bro? It’s built on adversarial systems.
It’d be like if we measured teacher’s effectiveness based on how often we flunked those ungrateful rug rats
Mr. Wiggles always gets pretty excited about trips to the dog park.
The ionic is a cool looking car. I’m not a big car guy, but that thing is pretty sharp.
Adult doctor waiting rooms are BYOBT (Bring Your Own Bead Toy)
Jimmy crack corn, and I don’t care
We all up in that bog today
Reach for the stars but keep a stepladder handy
We made a comic about a job interview.
Goofy family over here
Who up exhibiting mostly human-like behaviour
Yowsers it’s all crimes and I love it
What the hell is a ‘bluesky’?
- me to my other therapist