change your last name to milkers and it will surely stop it has to right?

Ack! The professional term is ‘mom’! That acknowledges your role while admitting there are so many freaking people involved I cannot reliably track who I am talking to

Same. Same.

ME: (sends vaccination record info) SCHOOL HEALTH OFFICE ADMIN: Got it! Thanks Mommy ME: what the FUCK

...awkward...

so many of them do it! it's weird!!! are they calling the dad "daddy"??? WEIRD

*gets an email from my child's school counselor in which he calls me daddy* me: I have the weirdest boner

I do most of the school communication in our family and have never once, from preschool through 11th grade, been called anything other than my name. That’s fucked up.

It sure is, Uncle-Wuncle (I only dare to make this joke because we've known each other for so long, Chris)

I’m currently only a dog uncle wuncle.

Still counts! And still better than me jokingly calling you daddy!

Oh yeah, 100%. Let’s not do that.

Do you reckon it’s a dude writing those messages and he has a mommy fetish, and he’s just gently putting the feelers out to see if anybody responds the way he wants them too?

haha, no. good bit, but it's the aunties (sweet older women, many of whom are immigrants). can't get too mad, but it is WEIRD

Oh? That's really happening? I was sure that was a joke!

Oh calm down mommy

lmao amazing, i would call the police

between this and the cum logs??? maybe i should

Uhhh... It's Latin! Yeah!! That's it. It is great with file