Kathryn Hahn absolutely KILLS in every single role she's earned, and I will be taking no questions on this subject.
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Kathryn Hahn absolutely KILLS in every single role she's earned, and I will be taking no questions on this subject.
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
Sadly, this onion headline will never get old
Hello my Bluesky friends. Our friend Lauren @meidaslaurenashley.bsky.social lost her account and came back with her new account. Please give her a follow. Thank you all 🙏🏻😍
I dunno. I think "Multiple Score-osis" just might have you in a distant second place.
I cannot wait to see these! I know it'll be a while, because they'll pull every dirty trick out of their bags to prevent you from accessing these.
The warfighters in DC got the trash picked up, now time to mulch.
Also, fuck you @jaketapper.bsky.social
Sending you love and compassion during your recovery. 🫂🫂❤️❤️
Thank you, oh lord. Finally. A commandment I can get behind...
Ashli Babbitt died doing what she loved—being a domestic terrorist.
Some of you never rode the rocket outside of Kmart and it shows.
My gawd!! You are stunning!
We're going to have a big beautiful dark age, perhaps darker than ever before. And I think you'll be very happy
Which makes her at least a 20 in my book...
Wait. What do you mean by that? I'm not overthinking enough? I'm overthinking too much? I think my brain just peed itself.
Thank you SO SO much for this! I'm sharing it with everyone I know!
I love you for this post.
you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks
But, but, but, but taxes! And, and, and socialism! And also every other piss-poor reason why we won't provide proper healthcare in this country.
You're an evil genius. Yet another reason you're so great!
Call of Duty: Waiting Around Edition.
Then, really, you don't need no education...
I'm glad Minneapolis Mayor Frey preventatively shut down discussions about "thoughts and prayers" regarding the mass shooting that took place. This is why the Mayor is right. Comedian Anthony Jeselnik hits the issue head-on with dead-on-balls accuracy in this short clip: youtu.be/PTmCxbcRXs4?...
There is not one single thing wrong with this picture. She's gonna be spoiled rotten, and she deserves it.
The Toxic Avenger is clearing medical debt as marketing for the movie.
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I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.
70 years ago, on this date, Emmett Till was kidnapped and brutally murdered by white men. His family, including his cousin who was with him at the time, is repeating the train ride he took from Chicago to Mississippi in 1955 to mark the anniversary
"Maybe It's not too late, To learn how to love, And forget how to hate." --Ozzy Osbourne (1948-2025)
There's no reason to stereotype. There IS reason, though, to grieve and mourn the loss of lives. There IS reason to ask why handguns are so easily available in the US, no matter who has them. There IS reason to work together to end these shootings. It's not a trans issue; it's a priorities issue. ➡️
The horrible tragedy in Minneapolis is not a reason to gather the pitchforks and torches to violate transgender rights nationwide. Because the shooter was likely transgender in this situation shouldn't mean others should be vilified, nor should anyone declare "victory" when innocent children died.➡️
He was able to get A woman to leave with him. He wasn't able to have ANY woman leave with him. It's akin to the old adage: "Even a broken clock is correct twice a day." If we're looking at trends, then let's lock up all of us white men who proportionately are the majority of mass shooters. ➡️
So let's put it in heterosexual terms. A man goes into a bar, one filled with 100 beautiful women. He tells his friends, "I can get any woman in this bar to leave with me." The first 99 shut him down immediately. The 100th woman agrees. He's right, but he's not correct. He played the odds. ➡️
They've turned this one event until a trend, so that it matches with their unwarranted narrative. The overwhelming majority of mass shootings are committed by white men such as myself. That, friends, THAT is the trend. The right's fevered "I told you so" attitude is more than off base. ➡️
...their alleged immorality are being bandied about yet again. The extreme right-wing media even hailed yesterday's horrific event, an event that left two children dead, and more injured in the aftermath, as a "victory." Why? Because they smugly feel vindicated now for their abhorrent views. ➡️
My hot take: 🧵 So the far right-wing sector has again brought out their hatred and phobias of the transgender community in light of the school shooting in Minneapolis, as the shooter either was, or might have been, a transgendered person. Calls to "round them up" and "put them in camps" for ➡️
Sums up the Party of War.
It happened again
People are put off Woody Allen by his appearance in Moscow? Wow - it was the pedophelia that put me off him decades ago.
A quick visual catch-up on all the countries now isolating the US.
Here's your overnight timeline cleanse. Dream sweet, all.
Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:
I LIKE this idea!
Good morning everyone This happened in TEXAS yesterday!! ICE HIRING EVENT ONLY PROTESTERS SHOWED UP !
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
I hate the word "literally." But I just literally threw up watching this clip. Not figuratively. Literally.
✨️💗 the man that wrote the Five Love Languages book y'all keep quoting is a Christian nationalist, homophobic bigot, with not a drop of counseling credentials, that asserted people only have 1/5 needs instead of literally all of them to get away with neglecting his wife, hope that helps! 🤭💗
DO NOT PUT CHILDREN ON TV TALKING ABOUT A SHOOTING THEY JUST LIVED THROUGH The media who do this are heartless bastards
This is very depressing, especially because of how correct you are. 🫂🫂
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Preach on!
So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
hot tip! achieve all of your goals by simply not setting any
If you excuse or ignore a friend’s harmful behavior for the sake of "loyalty,” you’re enabling abuse. Coercive control, manipulation, and narcissistic abuse thrive when silence shields them. Loyalty shouldn’t come at the cost of someone else’s safety.
The mere mention of Faulkner has reignited my PTSD. More therapy needed.
No truer words have I seen today than these...
From The @realbabylonbee.bsky.social
Reposted legend. Follow back folks and repost my pinned post too please 🔄 🙏
@Governor Whitmer
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Remember the kids' show "Howdy Doody," where you could be part of the Peanut Gallery? My tickets finally came in! I'm going this Sunday!
THIS…is the mindset. THIS…is the attitude. THIS…is the fire in the gut….that we are going to ALL have to adopt. I have. Have you? We can’t have people sit this one out…and still prevail.
A glimpse into Trump's make-believe world of "giant water valves" in Northern California…
Everyone has been saying the bruise on Trump's hand is bad but I didn't know it was this bad. You can run but you can't hide from Jeffrey, Donald! Oh and today would be a great day to #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Make Sure Everyone Knows 😊💙 HOLY S**T look at this: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott just quietly disclosed stock trades a year late – worth $26 MILLION – on companies HE LEGISLATED. 😳 This is corrupt to its core, and he's hoping no one will notice. You know what to do.
Between Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the DOJ official who tried to extort a plea out of him with threats of trafficking him to Uganda, there is someone who committed a crime. But that someone isn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
You're a rebel.
Does he not remember Trump went to court over the census and lost trying to add a citizenship question?
Teasing is a love language when you are fluent in a person, when you know just what it takes to steal a smile and cause a blush. It’s the price of an eye roll and shared laughter. It’s calculated flirting, it’s intimacy in disguise.
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Seconded. Or AOC. Representatives who are willing to use their public voices loudly and intelligently.
THIS is the way 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
🤘🙂☕ stevenwilhelm555 Steven
Proud of you! You're getting a handle on this!
This is such political bullshit, and yet another flagrant "fuck you" to the sanctity of the court system.
My sister wants to get a Lhasa Apso. I told her those things have small trunks, and they're terrible in the snow. I steered her toward getting a dog for now.
What in the hell did I do? I've gained over 200 followers overnight. And they're not bots! Did I craft a winning poop skeet at some point? Whatever happened, I feel blessed, and this has made my Monday morning. So thank you all, and I'll get back to following you all back ASAP.
Must be nice to have no oligarchs on your supreme court.
Hey if people who love cracker barrel like it because of the mom and pop feel how about checking out real mom and pop places in their state that serve actual home cooked meals. help small businesses not a giant corporation
Except if the current POTUS decides to attend a game and then suddenly, those messages go missing. I love professional football, but I despise the hypocrites in charge of the NFL.
Here, Ma'am, here! Reporting for duty, Ma'am! 🫡🫡
Timeline cleanse for a shitty Saturday.
Newsom’s Twitter troll is genius because pleading and crying in front of an authoritarian does nothing, but pointing and laughing enrages the authoritarian.
A convicted child sex trafficker looking for a pardon claims the rapist who can grant her freedom never did anything inappropriate. I hate this 2025.
Apparently learning about the Civil Rights movement is "inappropriate." www.upworthy.com/parents-comp...
I'm still enjoying the work. I'm not burned out yet or anything.
Actor Rip Torn? That was his real name.
Here’s what was NOT released today: - the proffer agreement between Maxwell and the DoJ - the agreement transferring Maxwell to club fed - communications showing who waived Maxwell’s sex offender status allowing her transfer and possible work assignments outside prison - the Epstein files
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