At this point, if anyone is going to post a long rant online, I'll be happy if they made an attempt to separate the paragraphs. You're not William Faulkner, and using punctuation isn't going to kill you.
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Fuck. Off. 😝
aug 27, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
I will use so many paragraphs, semicolons, and long dashes that it will be dismissed as AI.
aug 26, 2025, 9:15 pm • 5 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 9:16 pm • 3 0 • view
The mere mention of Faulkner has reignited my PTSD. More therapy needed.
aug 27, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
I are sorry 🙁
aug 26, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
It be okay.
aug 26, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Have a Snickers, diva!
aug 27, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
aug 27, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
If it's too long, I will just TLDR right out to the liquor store.
aug 26, 2025, 7:48 pm • 3 0 • view
Grab me some Jack before leaving.
aug 26, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
The black label. I'm sweet enough.
aug 26, 2025, 7:57 pm • 2 0 • view
You'll take what I buy, dammit. It was on sale!
aug 26, 2025, 7:58 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 7:58 pm • 2 1 • view
😂😂😂
aug 26, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
I have Beam here, but wish I got Jack.
aug 26, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
I would trade the Beam for Jack any day.
aug 26, 2025, 8:00 pm • 2 0 • view
I like them both actually, but Jack has that smokiness.
aug 26, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
You my friend are being welcomed into a very exclusive club. I’m awarding you my post of the day award👍🏻🥳🥳🥳🥇🥇🥇 (If you’ve received this award before then getting it for a second time is marvellous) If it’s your first take no notice of bracketed part🤣🤣
aug 26, 2025, 8:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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Grab🤦♂️🤦♂️
aug 26, 2025, 8:21 pm • 3 0 • view
Does it have..
aug 26, 2025, 8:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Yep. 👍🏻👍🏻🤣🤣
aug 26, 2025, 8:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Awesome.
aug 26, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 26, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Please don’t forget to head a goodie bag after the awards ceremony 😉😉
aug 26, 2025, 8:21 pm • 2 0 • view
youre not my mom james i huffed and flounced onto the futon with such drama the frame could not withstand the indignation pent up in my arse and snapped in twain then there came a rap at the door i lurched froward but my cheeks had become pinched by the snapped timbers my crack in a crack as it were
aug 26, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view