Hypernormalisation 2: Austin Boo-hoo-hoo.
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Hypernormalisation 2: Austin Boo-hoo-hoo.
The only thing he's missing is a crypto hook.
Lure him to the ceremony then bait and switch, give him the 1st ever Nobel Pedophile Prize.
Hook them up as bosses in an MMO and make sure they feel it every time they die.
Trump's 3rd term Secretary of Education, confirmed.
Why do you think those Coleco's kept rusting out?
Cummo & Dipshitowitz
Sounds like colloidal silver is about to make a big comeback.
Somehow, "buried alive in a working septic tank" didn't make the list.
Another President Pedophile Lickspittle Enabler
Another President Pedophile Lickspittle Enabler
None of them are wearing masks. 2/10.
Immigrants are coming for your hand jobs!
This assumes the non-tariffed substitutes don't increase their prices to match the tariffed ones because, "Hey, free money!"
"Come on down to the US border and tie your fate to the whims of the decaying idiot narcissist pedophile President and his repugnant cult of fascists." Naw, I'm good up here, thanks.
You can't have freedom of religion without freedom from religion.
Random guy, random guy, what ya gonna do, What ya gonna do when they come for you? 🎶
Calling "Mandatory AI arranged marriage" as a plank in Elon's America Party platform, if that becomes a thing.
"access"
I'm not a fan of gift cards because as a gift, to me, they say "I felt obligated to get you something but didn't trust you enough to just give you cash and I didn't care enough to figure out something you actually need."
They should pass a law about AI only being able to be trained on Public Domain content.
Don't forget to ask Bill Gates why he doesn't want Windows on a plane.
As long as it's not ground Bjork!
"No means maybe?" would be one hell of a fitting campaign slogan.
Not even if they elect bread price fixin' Pete Buttigieg?!
"on average" certainly suggests outliers.
I'm 50 / 50 on whether she winds up dead or Secretary of Education.
IBM made custom concentration camp information systems for the actual Nazi's and they never even had to flee to Argentina. They still seem to be getting US DOD contracts as well.
If there's a Nobel Piece of Shit prize then he's got my nomination.
Three industries in a trench coat pretending to be a country.
Someone made a game about it. July 4th must play.
How about a goose stepping ICE agent? I guess it could still be an anime girl.
It worked in the video game Bioshock. I guess we just need wallets that max out at $600.
Basically this, Jorp is redundant.
Kind of like how the US military stopped talking about UFO's when the general response was "I can't wait for those guys to take over."
That's about as shocking as finding out Jeffery Epstein was good friends with the Phantom of the lil' miss teen USA pageant's dressing room.
Boing!
Boing!
We gotta dump the worlds resources into AI so when the last person dies from total ecological collapse, corporations can continue to make the number go up by trading stocks back and forth on geo-thermal powered forever servers on the ocean floor. Priorities, people!
"Poop to left shoe. Checkmate, rookie." 😼
Funny enough, Bioshock 1 and 2 were the only times Trickle Down theory actually worked because you could only hold a finite amount of cash. Then you have to buy ammo to free up wallet space or just leave the money on the ground.
"Technically killing 6 people is worse than killing 3 people, therefore killing 3 people isn't really all that bad" 🤡
In retaliation, Trump vows to deport every US citizen named Chad "back to where they came from."
First past the post, working as intended.
Where does he stand on other important issues like water pressure in showers and toilets and hair spray doesn't work as good as it used too?! /s
Every anti-choice politician should be able to list off the top of their heads all of the ways a pregnancy could go wrong. All the other politicians just need the common sense to stay the hell out of the way.
Oddly enough, Bioshock 1 and 2 were the only place trickle down economics actually worked because you could only hold so much money, then you had to spend some or just leave it on the ground.
One billion Americans, but they're all the same guy.
It's both, at once.
It isn't
"B-b-but muh victim complex!"
Stalk the clocks
A guy I was volunteering with said he went to high school with the Fords. He said that it was very well known that if you wanted weed you talked to Rob, if you wanted anything heavier you talked to Doug and if you owed money the eldest brother who never went into politics would come and talk to you!
I would love to see a Canadian open source automotive platform that any company could build parts towards and assemble. It could be great for tractors too.
I watched the Blue Jays vs the Cardinals in my backyard a couple of days ago and it didn't cost a cent.
Pastor .. pastor! Pastor of Muppets condemns all the gays, now Bert and Ernie are going awayyy 🎶
Maybe his car is set to display MPH because PP is an American at heart.
Thanks for the response. Federally the Greens and NDP both seemed to equally support M-86, the last time PR rolled around. You do bring up valid criticism of the NDP at the provincial level though.
Just going by the CBC vote compass of presumably current policy positions it appears the NDP and Greens are a lot closer to each other than anyone else.
Why can't the NDP and Greens coalesce into one party? What is the ideological schism they couldn't resolve internally? Does the NDP hate the environment or do the Greens hate labour? Is it conflicting egos? Sure if we had proportional representation it wouldn't matter but we don't, so it does.
Oh man, the Target fiasco. Good times. 🤣
He's Canada's JD Vance at best. If the ghost of Rob Ford was living in Doug's head and had control of the mouth 50% of the time, that would be Canada's Trump.
It would make more sense if he was saying his pants weren't on fire.
No one has to enforce the law of gravity.
It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
Find someone you like and donate to them or run yourself is all I can think of.
"It's right in the name, Conserve. A government is like a household. Sometimes you gotta spend but sometimes ya gotta save!" /s
or a Cybertruck in auto-drive mode.
Me at the CPC rallies - "What's with all this WOKE CPC cancel culture?! Firing dudes for being dudes and having a laugh? So much for the first amendment! I'm voting PPC!!" 🤬 Split the chuds! Split the chuds! 🤣
Why would someone want to trade in a Tesla for another Tesla?
Now it's prime time for crime! Watch them all crawl through the slime. Get that bag, Finance bro, with algorithms spreading woe. Private Equity firms galore, a fire sale from shore to shore. Strip that copper from the walls, sell it all, sell it all, SELL IT ALL!
PP was so desperate to trigger an early election before the shit storm, it was so obvious and pathetic. Glad no one fell for it.
Whoa, I thought that was a sarcastic joke post, but nope.
Do you guys do covers? 😆
I guess manufacturing is coming back!
Stalk the clocks ⏰👀
Maybe it was Lee AIacocca? 😅
Holy fuck, that George Carlin pfp! 🤦♂️
Tea party with the mad hatter.
Stalk the clocks! ⏰👀
Bernie would've won!
These guys on top of the two guys they already dropped, a real top-notch party.
He could go back to South Africa but he can't go back in time.
Interesting idea. If we integrate a payment system, scheduling and GPS capabilities we could have our own Uber-like taxi and delivery system too. I'm not a fan of them myself, but people do use them and we could cut off some big money flowing down south. 😆
This news story got a sequel!
@vidman.bsky.social I've got a story to report. You're the only CTV adjacent account I've noticed that actually uses this platform so I thought you might be interested.
Doesn't or can't?
He'd die happy knowing he finally got the biggest ratings.
That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my hegemony. Trying to keep my boot on you and I don't know if I can do it. Oh no, I've had it all but I've never had enough. I thought that I heard you laughing, I thought that I heard you say, Dedollarization is happening today.
A hearty lol for some chud going to jail to "keep the libs out of Orangeville" in the safest Con riding in Ontario. It's where they were going to parachute in O'Leary when he was thinking about Trumping it up.
Porn again Christian.
It's time .. for crime! Let's all crawl through the slime. Get that bag, Finance bro. Algorithms spreading woe. Private Equity firms galore. A fire sale from shore to shore Strip that copper from the walls, sell it all, sell it all, SELL IT ALL!
Ironically, the second statement would be more correct.
How about an open source platform for automotive and tractors / farm equipment designed around durability and repair-ability? Any company could manufacture parts and / or assemble them. Planned obsolescence and proprietary markups need to go!
First under the bus.
