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created March 9, 2025

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I'm never gonna forgive any political party EVER!!! I literally don't care for political assholes or anyone trying to get me to join their cults!

3/9/2025, 2:24:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG why haven't you?!! I stopped talking to all my friends cuz my doctor is the only one who is going to make me feel better at the end of the day 😭💗 wish you luck 🤞🍀

3/9/2025, 2:20:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best friends crash together. We practice matching energy

3/9/2025, 2:15:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some times I've needed a friend for the day, and the best place to find one worthy of a makeover was the shelter. It's surprising what we can do.

3/9/2025, 2:11:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cows & goats in pajamas are good stuff.. 😉

3/9/2025, 2:07:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to visit an arm where pain no longer exists. #pain sucks #when you're trying to think of absolutely anything, but pain in the arm #stop calling it shoulder pain it's more like bicep pain #finished smelling the roses for the year

30/8/2025, 2:28:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:21:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That song was familiar

29/8/2025, 4:19:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While waiting for hush money I conjured the famous Annabelle doll into coming over to play! 😊

29/8/2025, 3:48:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💜❤️💙💚🖤

29/8/2025, 2:00:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barefoot and fancy free! 🤣

29/8/2025, 1:51:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5 outta 10

29/8/2025, 1:39:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I understand they look very different but they're really the same person..

29/8/2025, 1:32:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LMAFO 🤣 🤧😆😅

29/8/2025, 1:32:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ewe

29/8/2025, 1:30:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 1:23:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3rd base for me was always asking Daddy if he could really afford it

29/8/2025, 1:17:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yum 😋 #girl kisses 💋 & clean water 💦

29/8/2025, 1:15:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want a tank or a Porsche cuz my dick is so tiny. SMH 🙄😒

29/8/2025, 1:11:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Um

29/8/2025, 1:08:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The state police have been pressuring me to buy a gun to keep my family safe, but said I can't have a FOID card cuz it's traceable apparently so yes to guns and no to FOID cards.

29/8/2025, 1:07:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't even say they could use my picture. SMH 😒

29/8/2025, 1:04:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminds me of the time I wanted to change my name to "wrong hole" 😔 no worries tho I have since took my ass to church and spanked my own ass in the mirror to get all the demons out.

29/8/2025, 1:01:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but you gotta let the house dog watch you pee, but she's not creepy so you might not mind. It's clean, but not fancy. 🤔 🧐 Maybe change your gender to "big gun" so we get a jetted bathtub & some fancy Fenty bubble bath? (I ponder about the same things 😢)

29/8/2025, 12:58:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right! I don't understand or trust any of it! Like why have a mansion if not every single room is occupied! Why cut all the way down to a studio if not intending on putting in new energy efficient windows & solar power?! 😥 Why make people worship & obey if you're just gonna gun them down?!!

28/8/2025, 11:02:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😔

28/8/2025, 10:56:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍

28/8/2025, 10:44:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If it is a white man I can't trust it.. Anyways I'm going to try some 🍑 detox tea because my tummy hurts. Send free pedicures & scrubs when you get a chance! XO 💕😘

28/8/2025, 10:42:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea! 🎉🥂

28/8/2025, 10:29:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm still traumatized by what I saw under cover at an Amish farm 🤢🤮

28/8/2025, 10:28:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People prayed for years calling it an action so why when we do it wouldn't it be considered an action? 🤔 Are they trying to say it was only an action when grandparents did it?

28/8/2025, 10:26:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be gayer of an event if it was in Kansas City Mo.

28/8/2025, 10:19:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When they don't legalize the divorce you paid for years ago.. 🤣

28/8/2025, 10:18:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, but the CBD is making sense! Maybe try the THC if the others aren't working for you?

28/8/2025, 9:50:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry we were helping Holly with her strong dislike for Roy..

28/8/2025, 9:19:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The local news station?

28/8/2025, 6:36:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh my God stay out of my bathroom! 🤢

28/8/2025, 6:35:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yea!!!

28/8/2025, 6:34:21 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Old policy you mean..

28/8/2025, 6:33:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen 🙌👏

28/8/2025, 6:32:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He got old, and tired of the game.

26/8/2025, 2:32:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck New York & Orlando too!

26/8/2025, 2:31:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too!

26/8/2025, 2:29:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/3eHn6YNE4lQ?...

26/8/2025, 1:32:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm just waiting in line to buy a smaller pair..

25/8/2025, 6:01:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is wonderful 💯

25/8/2025, 5:58:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtube.com/shorts/WWezP...

25/8/2025, 5:48:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So bright it makes the blind wear sunnies 😎! #Royal guards should enjoy a sniff.. #bloom scrolling fun

24/8/2025, 2:57:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After the Caviler King Charles is done preaching on the poop 💩 deck, but why not stay in to learn how to use the indoor pet potty & treadmill? Are you worried about your vitamin D deficiency? I could see that, perhaps you could pack a bowl to show human ur really ready for a nature walk..

24/8/2025, 2:53:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's ur reflection baby 😻

24/8/2025, 6:19:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So sweet

24/8/2025, 6:18:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We bathe together then shower together 😁. We have to smell the same!

24/8/2025, 3:13:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How else do you hide from Daddy?

24/8/2025, 3:12:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll keep an eye out for him. -The pickle cutter

24/8/2025, 3:11:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've noticed how much older men love that movie

24/8/2025, 3:08:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throw em all in the fire with the bodies. Your welcome 😁

24/8/2025, 3:03:02 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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How did you get a picture of US???!!!

24/8/2025, 2:59:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm 💯 percent sure way worse would happen to them! My state kills intruders. We don't even keep them guys! I mean just to be honest.

24/8/2025, 2:55:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed

22/8/2025, 3:05:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wilber is a much wanted companion 😁

22/8/2025, 2:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good ass spaghetti sauce was desperately needed too cuz way too many companies sucked at making such. Thank you wifey!

22/8/2025, 2:49:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuk Orlando & New York. We don't want to raid your house, we just want to patch any holes, and repaint the ceilings. (Thanks for letting me get that off my jugs) No soup for them, they'll have the broth, & side eye. Hummus & pretzels to Eureka! I have dreams too doctor..

22/8/2025, 2:45:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She'll write coming beside short. A true testament of my love, and loyalty for my favorite dog. Teaching others how to sneak up to fight together not with one another.

22/8/2025, 2:35:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Orlando & New York! We might as well just paint it black with red X's! I'll even pass out free hugs, and fire crackers for the sarcasm! I dare y'all! 👿

22/8/2025, 2:31:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope, just a friend with emotional support! 😉

22/8/2025, 2:27:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sometimes it's necessary 💙

22/8/2025, 2:26:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$7.77 an hour more

22/8/2025, 2:24:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember that!

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22/8/2025, 2:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I absolutely agree! If he shaves it all he'll actually look 15-20 years younger not just well groomed.

22/8/2025, 2:21:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tryin to stay Kind, but the book I'm reading has so many punctuation errors it's hard to read folk's! Loving when you all stay in school or go back to school. #caring when I should be carefree.

22/8/2025, 2:18:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/gpOPf2veYc8?...

16/8/2025, 10:24:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Navy could check every tanning salon, & the Army could check every golf course to help! Maybe our elders could check out all the brothels, & Dad's everywhere could check the toilets for a dusty Russian.

12/8/2025, 6:12:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Understood

11/8/2025, 4:54:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keep them all & treat them like solid gold 🥇!

11/8/2025, 4:50:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TRUE story!

11/8/2025, 4:49:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will do that for US, because yes we can!

11/8/2025, 4:48:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Where should we start?

11/8/2025, 3:30:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We? We the people would love to pull him over and demand our money, & time back. How can we do that instead?

11/8/2025, 3:23:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's redirect him!

11/8/2025, 3:20:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice work!

11/8/2025, 3:17:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lucky you! I love that for you! How peaceful..

11/8/2025, 3:16:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As if he has half of that amount of money, 🤣.. We could always just lie to him saying we'll do that, then spend the money on putting away pedophiles and animal abusers so we can sit around a bonfire learning about real black history we know nothing about. 😂

11/8/2025, 3:12:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that's too f****** bad.

11/8/2025, 3:09:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naps are good 👍. Thank you for spreading cheer! ✌️

11/8/2025, 3:02:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Steve was doing his best act to look like he is a loof, but he's teaching the elderly how to relax, and let the younger generation do all the hard work 💪

11/8/2025, 2:56:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.theasherhouse.com

11/8/2025, 2:53:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just don't believe you at all then.

10/8/2025, 12:14:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES 🤚 absolutely!

9/8/2025, 9:44:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hello 👋

9/8/2025, 9:42:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I survived, & there was no other survivors.

9/8/2025, 7:40:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which one is she? I'll return the gesture on behalf of the puppy! 🙌

9/8/2025, 7:01:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ones that didn't listen all die you idiot!

9/8/2025, 6:52:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, 👎 wait patiently for compensation! 💪

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9/8/2025, 4:30:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No never any fun, but yeah nasty 🤢 tasting shit for sure! I picked up berry flavored Tums this last time to try to forget I ever had to use the baking soda. My doc prescribes the same as you, but now that Medicare doesn't cover heartburn meds anymore we're all just stuck suing our enemies.

9/8/2025, 4:29:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I try not to resort to using baking soda, it's in the refrigerator for emergencies. It's nasty, but if you've run out of your medicine it helps.

9/8/2025, 3:38:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nobody is going to believe you.

9/8/2025, 3:25:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I much rather be a fool helping others survive than a stupid asshole like yourself!

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