Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

All cats are beautiful. "Breeds"= 💩

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social)

This last paragraph. We should read it over every day.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social)

I. Can't. Wait. to see the survivors' list of Epstein abusers.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

WTAF? Is this a thing now? Sheeeeeit.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Congratulations! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, vitamins!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I've never had that kind of gravy before, but I think I could force myself to try it. 😋

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, I'll eat THAT. Much better than the slop you had been expecting me to eat, just because I ate it last week. Peasant.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

🕯️🙏🏻 Prayers up for sweet Missy! 🥰🫂

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

HIS leather ottoman

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, God, that looks delicious!!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice colors!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought that was just for Elijah at Passover.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's natural.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell that to Bluesky.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd rather not! 😂

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe a stroke? His left eye is drooping. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Sausage made out of rooks? 🤔 Are they endangered?

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I can't wiggle my cute little blonde nose!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!!! I will keep those notes and give them a try!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

The most beautiful, with the most beautiful peets

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

📌

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't read his notes. 😂

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

That sounds interesting. In principle, it seems that beef stew should be tasty, but I've rarely found it to be so.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I hadn't heard about this. Thank you for getting it in front of it with an explanation for those of us who don't fly in Eastern Europe.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

That works for me, too!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Wherever you go, take the dog!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you like chicken flavor snacks or fish flavor better?

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

How does his scratcher thingy look simultaneously like a throne and a bed? 🥹🥰

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social)

Solidarity forever, for the Union makes us strong.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

And that His Noodly Appendage isn't NECESSARILY a penis.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

That's above your pay grade!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social)

This is the way. 🥹

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Bluesky labeled that as Adult Content. 🤭

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, me neither! But I decided just to let him play while I get on with things.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this so much. I want it to be real, so I can go there. But why is the only entrance to the bathroom through Possibility, Mystery, and Crime (where they do the spell)? 😳

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm already depressed. I don't need to read about other people being miserable. So no Chekov for me, except Mr. Chekov on the Starship Enterprise.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Bastards.

Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

Ditto.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

If you say so!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Uncle Wolf, are you drunk?

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 (@moxiest.art) reposted

happy labor day, workers of the world

Rebecca Fachner (@rebeccafachner.bsky.social) reposted

There is power in a union. Happy LABOR Day. Hug a union organizer

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

That was nice of him. I think? But strange? Why Russian authors, in any case? I guess you love what you love.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

It would also mean we couldn't use "arse" to describe how anything is. "The CDC? Oh, it's complete arse, now."

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Brilliant.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

If he's going to be mad at everyone who didn't nominate him...

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I never tried them. Or Chekov, either. I stumbled across the Night Watch series, by Sergei Lukyanenko, and I _loved_ it. Good fantasy is my jam. But he's an anti-Ukraine ублюдок so I can't read them any more.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social)

A good illustration!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! That's the one! I tried reading the book when the movie came out, but I gave up. Each of the characters had half a dozen names, and I couldn't keep track of them.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought he and Modi were buds. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

(curtseys) Thank you! So are you!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Ick. To be fair, I wouldn't, either.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

With daily updates? Traditional activities and games, like, I don't know, pin the tail on Humpo's arse? I don't want to think too much about festive foods. 😬

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like the name of a 19th century Russian novelist. 🤔

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

And she kindly wished us "ein schönes neues Jahr" anyway. I have never forgotten her. 2/2

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

A coworker and I went to Heidelberg for New Year's when I was in France. We got off the train and went to the bathroom, because reasons. There was a sweet little old lady attendant in there who spoke to us in German. I brought out my carefully prepared, "Leider sprechen wir nicht viel Deutsch." 1/2

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

So it does. 🙂

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Fascinating. I'll be looking for, and perhaps out, that window.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

No, she is my stepdaughter because she is my husband's daughter from his first marriage. So she left my children here!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, dear. It's true. But I'm pleased to say that I'm not loud, I don't wear athleisure out of the house, I am embarrassed if I don't speak the language, I don't complain, I put my phone down at meals, I know how to use my knife and fork, and I don't imitate accents. That is to say, I have manners. 🤷‍♀️

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

AAAGH, more bug sex!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

And cute. I'm just saying.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh, I like that!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it looks like the bruise left from an IV insertion. And, not to rain on anyone's parade, my husband had congestive heart failure and lived with it (and a defibrillator-pacemaker) for 17 years. He wasn't a gym rat, but he was in better shape than Rump, though.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the next 90 days? I should probably know the answer to that.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Team work makes the dream work.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Finer than a mfer

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

You know the correct answer is Yes.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

We should ask ourselves that question more often.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

That tells you all you need to know, right there. 🤢

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my goodness, Bastik is beautiful!!!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

🥹🥰 he missed you

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

📌

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Well done!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was like tocino! In my defense, it was long past my bedtime.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh dear God 🤦🏻‍♀️

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, my stepdaughter now lives in Philadelphia, so...🤔

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm glad you shared that image! Appalling as is, it makes me laugh.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I will nobly disregard the risk and try it, then. 😋

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Yum.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed not.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoving him butt first, I hope.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social)

Fast! Effective! Cheaper than surgery!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

My polyp has a first name It's J-A-M-E-S My polyp has a second name It's V-A-N-C-E He's always up there every day And if you ask me why, I'll say 'Cause JD's ready any day To tank the failing USA!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

They're the ticket if you have necrotic flesh to debride.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I would love that almost as much as leeches. How about a big ol' fluorescent tube for starters?

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Leeches would be wonderful. Mmmm, leeches. 🪱

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

My husband used to call our cats "little furry barf bags."

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

That would be some next-level narcissism for sure.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't mind when my ca'at does that so much. It's when she changes the streaming service I'm watching that I get annoyed. 😁

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a relief, then. 😁

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! I hadn't seen where people were getting the Q Anon shit from.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't like the look or the sound of it. What the shit is he talking about?

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

I fixed something like that one year. I believe my stepdaughter still hasn't forgiven me. 🤢

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Which is to be distinguished from Mofo.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Does it matter whether Vance maintains control of MAGA? I'm thinking the way they're going to maintain control now is by means of their armed forces (National Guard + police + ICE ...), the economy, our personal data, and more.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Shoot me now.

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Perfect!

Frog Prof Fella 🇺🇸🔔🇺🇦 (@frogprof.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a femme mammoth?