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One could even call this a ... "pretty good" game
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
One could even call this a ... "pretty good" game
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maybe it was a rope a dope measure since he got up limping from that one & not a factor after lmao đ€Ł
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Taco Dowler accounts for 79 of Montana State's 104 first half yards on 9 touches, leaving just 25 yards for the Bobcats' other 13 touches today. Oregon defense smothering the reigning FCS runners up. #GodUcks
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this used to be a country
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if they need more points the rest of the year, they won't be able to afford'em?
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
the University's marketing team has already never reached the summit of the ad that featured the Radical Face song, but "We Make You Go O" might be a new low
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
after 1, two touchdowns (3 total scoring drives) two blocked punts a fourth-down stand pretty eventful 15 minutes
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Pregnon walking off under his own power is a great sign ;; now let him rest the rest of this one, no need to test those tendons against this competition #GodUcks
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omg i'm dying Dan Lanning so ruthless he won't even take the 5 yards on the return against Montana State this team is out for blood this year and i am here for it #GodUcks
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
SADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQ makes it TWO #GoDucks
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
they can't even punt lmao ducks by a million
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Limar carries once to reach paydirt on Oregon's first drive of the year taking care of business đ€đ€
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Whit was ready for week one
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO ->
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do a paisley next the people crave paisley
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Kaitlyn in re Archie's interception: "Well there's why his dad didn't join his brothers in the NFL" savage
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Whatâs up blue sky ready for 18 or so weeks of my annoying ass filling your feed every Saturday afternoon? Well ready or not here it comes motherfuckers Go the fuck ducks and Michael Dyer was fucking down!!
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
They shouldâve called it coldth Cos itâs not hot
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Youâve done it again
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ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Gettin it Wimble-done, since 2002
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Coolest kits in the sub tiers of English football, Grimsbyâs, so Iâll take some qualms with only Up the Mariners đ„łđđ„ł
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50,000 playbooks
Congressman Greg Casar (@repcasar.bsky.social) reposted
Congressman Gabe Evans is about to vote on whether to kick millions of Americans off health care. He's refused to hold town halls to hear from his own constituents, so I went to his office to read the words of a person in his district who could badly suffer, or die, without Medicaid.
Chris Ingraham (@cingraham.bsky.social) reposted
Some people get into journalism because theyâre skeptical of power, and others do so because theyâre impressed by it. Moments like this are clarifying with respect to whoâs who.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
First ever American war waged for vibes
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Homer from the Movie ahh comment
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Heâs also crispy
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Important context I love and jam out to both equally Do with that as you will
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Unpopular opinion Into the Mystic is the male version of Put Your Records On
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you were right, mmkay
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thank you for this
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
the idea that there can't be anything funny to joke about because it's a very sad day to a lot of people ... when like our president was reading a book about a goat there's surely some fun stuff there that someone could joke about
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
hit me up if your island is selling turnips for many many thousands of green people from history times tonight or tomorrow it's looking bleak out there; I just saw Tom Nook run by wearing only a hollowed-out barrel with straps tied to his shoulders
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
I am here to state -- for the record -- on my regular trips from the 82nd Max stop to the Lloyd Center station, I saw but two insane asylums and only three puke puddles (maybe four on occasion) and if that's not how a growing boy is to learn about the world, I don't know another way.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Oregon not being Plaid Pantry invalidates this whole thing.
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Friend code: SW-8119-4065-1229
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
I'm officially throwing a bluesky-weet out there about my interest in your high-bell turnip markets this week if you get a 300+ turnip eval from the brothers, toss an invite code my way i got some radish stacks and i'm ready to make them into fat stalks #acnh #acnhturnips #stonks
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Goofus move if you ask me
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
I feel like one hundred days season gets longer every year
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Funny song parody "oh I just can't wait, Toby Keith" (to the lion song) @thomaskmilward.bsky.social - can we get some help from your boy, Toby K, to bring this to fruition? Thanks
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Fascinating to think a future NFL Sixth Man Winner was selected tonight.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you could roll him around whenever though.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
I have the best member of congress, yâall. You can duke it out for #2, #1 calls Texas-35 home and we love him for it.
Congressman Greg Casar (@repcasar.bsky.social) reposted
Elon Musk must leave the government by May 30th. Not âstep back.â Leave. Fire Elon Musk.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Cowards Who think that being someone who loudly has opinions on bathrooms makes them âmore of a manâ than the guy who walked into a foreign prison to ascertain the safety of his constituent.
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Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
Dear senators who think you canât do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing youâre thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep First thing on my mind was the difference in responding to a crisis between this man and my senator Rafael Cruz who had to walk with his tail between his legs through an airport because he chose warmth in Mexico over serving his constituents. This is a senator.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep pushing the admin on Garcia. Your constituents support you on the opposition to despotic removal of political enemies â and if you can get to Cruz or Cornyn, see if thereâs any world theyâd join us on this. Long shot, but the moment demands every attempt at maintaining coequal branches.
Patrick Daugherty (@rotopat.bsky.social) reposted
Trump is running scared on Abrego Garcia. It's almost like you should continue to push him on his illegality instead of just moving on after 24 hours
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
We knew exactly what this administration was going to do because it was written in Project 2025. Folks can be surprised at how quickly it has moved, but no one can act like they didn't know.
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If the pizzaâs down to just vibe with me, Iâm down to vibe right back Itâs only fair
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
The secretary of transportation being scawed to wide the twain is a fun development of this horrible year.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
It is 9:Gregorian 09 pm and Maddow is still in the âend of my show start of your showâ bit with Lawrence and she Just finished and I get that they had a lot of breaking down to do, but I have to point out⊠thereâs a reason his show is called The Last Word and not the First Word, because she got it
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
If you think what happened to Rumeysa Ozturk can't happen to you because you're a citizen and she's not, you are sorely mistaken. Ozturk was snatched off the street not for being a national security threat but for having a wrong opinion. If we don't put a stop to this, it's coming for all of us.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Fun fact: The Johnny cash Song Iâve been everywhere man is a song from the perspective of a pre-1997 baseball. If someone knows ball, they know this about The Ball, so I know you know this, Iâm just sharing for your followers.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
So at long last, we have a viable cure for global tuberculosis: Windex!
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Meiselas: Steve Witkoff, was allegedly in Moscow while he was on this group chat. Do you believe the Russians now have all of that information and potentially more? Rice: Well, yesâthe Russians have whatever Witkoff was doing or saying on his personal cell phone. The Russians undoubtedly have it.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Have we, as a society, ever come up with a better two-word phrase than âpotent potablesâ?
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Itâs also an extrapolation of âtweeted it outâ ⊠imagine telling yourself in 2017 how quaint youâd one day find this
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For the party opposed to âsecret unelected bureaucrats pulling strings behind closed doorsâ, dot dot dot
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
ur worried about ur bracket my mans is carrying a boom box with chicken mascots on it and ur worried about ur bracket grow up
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yeah, but if you don't pair them with the Achmed Khan socks, their batting & fielding stats go to shit, so it's hard to keep the Amir Khan socks on the roster
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
not enough for you to indicate that Barry has given up on the planet? I mean sure, nihilism is bullshit but imo itâs rational at this point.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Was the movie where he made Mahershala Ali deadpan to the camera âthe rich and powerful have a secret bunker where theyâre going and theyâre now going there because someone has taken out the infrastructure that makes doing anything about it impossible and this is a real thing, viewers at homeâ âŠ
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Iâm a simple man- I see number on left higher, I smile đđđ
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Now I know what youâre asking. Is it Dink Jinkins with the mustache? Is it equipment manager with the heart of gold sporting the lip fur? And the answer is yes.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
We didnât just weather the worst winter in recent memory to watch Mizzou make it to the Elite 8 like BPI told you they would; Weâre here to watch Dink Jinkins hit a runner from the free throw line then run crying into the waiting arms of the equipment manager sporting a ridiculous mustache.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
#1 rule of the best weekend in sports: Donât be the dork complaining about your insane 63-game parlay that is âdefinitely going to hit this timeâ when TheBasketballTeamHasMoreSeniorsThanTheNearbyHighSchoolGraduatingClass Tech is up 10 on Duke
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youtu.be/EovJTGEokxc?...
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Josh Johnson has been the online voice Iâve needed the most in this incredibly hard year. This is among his best moments so far. âpeople give like for like so if there's a community that you want around you all you have to do is be its founder.â
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
(Fuck Jerry Falwell forever and ever, amen. đ)
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So I know they donât qualify as Tiny anymore now that theyâre in the FBS, but this means youâre a big Oregon fan in round one, yeah?
victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) (@dirtbagqueer.rocks) reposted
remember: tiny christian colleges are the ENEMY in march madness. i donât wanna see anyone going crazy when the St. Bartholomew Pederasts take down a big east team on the other hand, the 16 seed Skeeter State Pointers (public college founded in buford palms FL in 1991) are our protagonists
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
If Iâm their football coach, Iâm looking up that guyâs number and getting that guy on the spring ball team ASAP Idc how good their quarterback is, he ainât doing shit like that or I wouldâve heard about him.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
Also - big team BlueSky account as always wow
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No True Scotsm- er - Vox Blogger
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
My Overcooked habit is that if there are dirty dishes left and no time to complete the next meal, I Always Every Time: grab the stack, run it to the sink, start washing furiously and bellow âDay shiftâs gonna be piiiiiiiiissed!!â from the depths of my lungs. Itâs just a lil fun thing I do for me.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
How the fuck am I supposed to fill in this bracket with a mattress? SMH Only legitimate CBIs are Zebra CBIs
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Tallhio
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Fubo is by far my favorite service, but man, the Kingâs ransom you gotta fork over is hard to stomach every month/quarter.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
Iâm a simple man - if I have the constellation joker and I see a planet card, I buy it. Neptune, Saturn on a run with all Kings, Pluto on a run with all 2s, i do not care, I buy it. # go up always I am a simple man.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
This is elder millennial wisdom - soak it all in, folks
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
hey, eggs will get REALLY cheap if everyone stops buying eggs bc no one can trust the product wonât give them botulism
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social) reply parent
it is an otherworldly shame that America elected this clown president of the senate we had weeks of debates over decorum because a large man didn't want to wear a tie around his giant neck, and this man is out here breaking ties while laughing at schoolyard insults about a female colleague.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
HE'S STILL FUCKING GOING?? OMFG
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smh bigballs erasure
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with that level of experience & bona fides shared, I have to use that combo to say JD Vance and Mike Johnson on the dais is an ABHORRENT combination and I KNOW that that is the least of tonight's many horrors, but it demands to be said: White dorks must have better representation than this.
ftbains.bsky.social (@ftbains.bsky.social)
I didn't watch the speech - my first skip since .............. 2008 maybe? I probably watched it in 2008, I was a major dork then too.. There's a real chance this is the first SOTU I haven't watched (sorry, joint address, i know i know) in the current millennium. I just couldn't