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Happy boy taking a break from adventuring.
Excellent stroke sir.
I hope we don't have any issues with Turkiye when JD takes over, he's been on the side of Ottomans for years.
Hopefully he has some labored breathing this Labor Day Weekend.
"Using FOX News to support your argument is like claiming you’re a marine biologist because you watch SpongeBob."
Bumper Burgers and Tire Tartare? Grill 2 Grill? And it better be sponsored by Dodge.
Right in the thimble, ouch.
If the most empty headed Kennedy ever is in charge of your healthcare, you are in the "high risk" category.
C'mon Reaper, touch Grassley.
Crown Ghoul proclaiming the crown jewel. So much eww.
Bonus karma points for anyone who shows up to the Ashli Babbitt military funeral blasting "Bodies" from Drowning Pool.
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I think he's into Putin because he reminds him of Roy Cohn, and you never forget your first love.
It's worth a shot.
A public flogging of Timothy Mellon is long past due.
AK-47? Likely Russian made.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 OMG, this is hilarious. @governor.ca.gov is so creative. The ending 😂🤣😂🤣😂! #newsom #arresttrump
Ashli Babbitt said she liked to party, but after one shot she was on the floor.
Try our new biscuits and gravely concerning allegations.
What if their name is Joy?
I wonder if you can dissolve fentanyl in beef tallow? Asking for a nation.
Bill Cassidy's pocket version of the Hippocratic path is, "do, know harm."
It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all
Ya know, with all the layoffs at the cooperages, there are now less barrel making crackers.
I just want to hear about ICE agents going home and finding scenes that look like the Manson family stopped by while they were away.
Hope she goes mute.
Evanka Braun
You can't expect the party that gets off on kids holes and guns to do anything about guns putting holes in kids.
$1 off if buy six inch $2 off if buy foot long A revolutionary deal.
Imagine signing up to defend your country just to end up working for Suckers and Losers Landscaping.
I wonder how many livers would his supporters send him if he said he needed a new one?
Have Eric wake up in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice?
Stephen Miller's favorite thing to masturbate to is The Diary of a Young Girl.
Wasn't she one of the ring card girls from Celebrity Death Match?
Qool-Ade, now in Orange-almond flavor.
No, it's not a polyp, it appears to be melanoma. How did that much sunshine get up there?
🚨BREAKING: In a landmark victory for voters, a Utah judge struck down the state Legislature’s gerrymandered congressional map and reinstated the citizen-led redistricting reforms voters approved in 2018. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
I thought the stripper was really into me...
I hate our thimble-dicked dictator and all his redundant supporters.
Thinkers want to read a front page obituary way more than they want a dictator. Be a thinker.
Every time the Epstein files are mentioned, his hands get a little more bruised. Release the Epstein files. Turn that pedo purple.
I can't recommend being a hateful bigot, but if you're hellbound and hell-bent on hating people of color, probably best not to do it while looking like an indecisive chameleon. F that orange faced, purple handed, yellow bellied, black souled buffoon.
Truth Art! #arresttrump #art
#SundayFeels Don’t let this distract you from resisting, but remember that we get to keep our compassion and humanity while doing it. Good Sunday all! 💙
Wow, sideways fountain is awesome. Thanks for sharing.
Highlight of the day, I saw a Suzuki Cappuccino on the drive home. So cool, so cute, so little.
Good point, they are putting out some brilliant, biting satire. When I make fun of the uneducated, inbred, idiots who supported this, I mock them.
The Extensions Executioner is probably actively trying to figure out how to get them. Would be ironic for the regime to go after a couple of rich white guys, but they do hate being mocked.
Just once I want to read about a Portishead on Russia, nothing against Massive Attack.
I hope South Park dust's off the old "kick the baby" bit and updates it to "kick the baby-dick dictator".
BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from prison at the order of a U.S. magistrate judge in Tennessee after being imprisoned illegally, and is now on his way back to Maryland to see his family.
“Let a crown be placed thereon, by which the world may know, that so far as we approve of monarchy, that in America the law is King. For as in absolute governments the King is law, so in free countries the law ought to be King; and there ought to be no other.” T. Paine We need this more than ever…
I don't think ICE is aware of how many illegals dress up like college football fans and go tailgating in the South.
Can't decide if raiding John Bolton's house is just retribution, or if Iran has copies of the Epstein files too.
Knees down seems like the opposite of elbows up.
Whoa, magnitude 7.5 down in the middle of the Drake passage. Don't see many earthquakes right there.
🤞 Kenneth Copeland next🤞 🤞 Kenneth Copeland next🤞 🤞 Kenneth Copeland next🤞 🤞 Kenneth Copeland next🤞 🤞 Kenneth Copeland next🤞 🤞 Kenneth Copeland next🤞 🤞 Kenneth Copeland next🤞
The publicly pious tend to be predators in private.
Many people don't know that Jim Crow was Harlan Crow's great-great grandfather.
Amazing sinematography. Sounds best in Dolby 6.6.6.
The only thing that guy loves more than miners is minors.
Of course Tulsi would call her nether regions the Beast.
Whoa.
I wish they were more honest and would just called themselves the Feudalist Society.
Tesla's are about as good at self driving as Elon is at self medicating. Can't wait to rubberneck that crash.
I think compulsory work in the fields during the day and reeducation classes at night for a couple generations of MAGA might do the trick.
I'm just glad his body caught up with his soul.
Apparently the remaining condo is reserved for a T. Perkins?
Nappy Nonce.
Focus on the Flames, James.
Without the cracker it's just a barrel.
MAGA after having this read to them: They just went newkular!
If we give DC statehood and combine the Dakota's into a single state called Mehnitoba, we wouldn't even have to update the flag.
Think I've been watching too much Cabin Masters, must be rubbing off.
Lettuce pray he resigns soon.
Pam "Pedo-Protector" Bondi can dine on a satchel of Richard's.
#Epsteinlist #EpsteinFiles #JusticeForEpsteinVictims #EpsteinCoverup #politics #EpsteinCase
I heard that the worst part of Trump's pee-pee tape is the sound he makes when he fills his diaper while gargling. P.S. Release the Epstein files.
If a Christian organization can accumulate 500 million dollars while there are still poor, hungry people out there, they deserve to lose every penny, as their faith is obviously a fraud.
The "if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family" family values folks are just the worst. All religions, but especially fanfic religions, are rife with culty behavior.
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We really need to sunset all the sundowner towns, especially the new ones.
I can blend in pretty well at country clubs and ski resorts if any assistance is needed...
While many people think the first homeschool teacher sleeping with a student scandal will come out of the South, I wouldn't be too surprised if it came out of Utah or Idaho.
I thought it was Dew unto others.
This cross ain't never gonna light with this slow-ass pouring gas can. - Republican voters